LATEST.........BUNTY ARRIVES AT HOSPITAL TO VISIT ANDY.......

WE HEAR BUNTY HAS CAUSED A COMMOTION AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE SHE WAS VISITING ANDY AS SHE WALKED IN THE WARD PUFFING ON A KINGSIZE CIGAR. WE ALSO HEAR SHE WAS OFFERING PATIENTS CIGARS SAYING HAVE A PUFF YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. MEANWHILE WE HE HEAR ANDY TOLD THE MATRON HOW VERY DARE YOU WHEN SHE TRIED TO WASH HIM..........

BREAKING..........ANDY INSULTS THE DOCTORS & NURSES

WELL BANGER MUST BE I'LL BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING AND SAYS HE NEEDS BETTY BUT AMAZINGLY HE STILL INSISTS HIS PIPE BE LIT BY A NURSE SEVERAL TIMES A DAY AS WELL AS CONSTANTLY ASKING FOR SAUSAGES. HE ALSO INSISTED HE HAVE HIS OWN PRIVATE ROOM AND HAS ASKED FOR NURSE BARNWELL ??????? ALSO OTHER PATIENTS SAY THEY CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE OF PIPE SMOKE.......STOP OVER PLAYING THE PART BANGER WASTING NHS TIME ..........

BREAKING........LARRY SAYS HE DIDNT TOUCH ANDY WILL SEND HIM FLOWERS???????

NOW WE HEAR LARRY HAD TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE NEVER TOUCHED ANDY AND WILL SEND HIM FLOWERS. IN AN AMAZING TWIST HE SAID HES SORRY ANDYS BEEN HURT AND WISHED THE BANGER WELL. UNBELIEVABLE WHEN HE'S BEEN THREATENING ANDY FOR MONTHS.......WHATS GOING ON LARRY , AND WHAT'S WITH THE FLOWERS???????

LATEST...........ANDY IN HOSPITAL AFTER ATTACK

AFTER LAST WEEKENDS ATTACK BY WHITE VAN MAN ON ANDY WE HEAR ANDY HAD TO BE TAKEN TO HOSPITAL WHERE HE IS SAID TO BE UNDER OBSERVATION PROBABLY BECAUSE OF HIS MORE LIKE WHERE HE NEEDS HELP. WE HEAR HE HAS A BROKEN LEG BROKEN ARM AND CONCUSSION BUT WE HEAR HAS ALREADY BEEN ANNOYING THE PATIENTS. HE HAS BEEN WARNED FOR LIGHTING HIS PIPE IN THE WARDS CAUSING ARGUMENTS WE HEAR HE HAS ASKED FOR DR STAINES, THE NURSES SAY IT'S THE CONCUSSION MAKING HIM CONFUSED......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST..........ANDY IN HOSPITAL...... DETAILS LATER

EXCLUSIVE.......................LARRY IN UK

IF ITS NOT BAD ENOUGH WITH WHITE VAN MAN SEEMS ANDY HAS MORE WORRIES ON HIS HANDS AS SAT SUPREME CAN REVEAL THROUGH SOURCES THAT LARRY IS IN THE UK YET AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT HIS NEXT MOVE WILL BE??????

BREAKING.......................BUNTY AGAIN HOLDS UP TRAFFIC ON MAJOR MOTORWAY

WE HEAR THAT BUNTY HELD UP TRAFFIC ON THE BUSY M1 MOTORWAY FOR FOUR HOURS AFTER GOING FOR A RIDE ON HER HORSE YESTERDAY. THE MAIN PROBLEM SEEMED TO BE CIGAR SMOKE WHICH WAS BILLOWING ACROSS THE MOTORWAY CAUSING POOR VISIBILTY POLICE SAID.................