Tuesday, 31 January 2012
BREAKING.........,ANDY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF COLD WEATHER
ANDY BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY SCARFS AND GLOVES WITH THE ONSET OF THE COLD WEATHER. WE HEAR THERE HAS BEEN SURGE OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING OF BREAKING OUT IN RASHES AND ITCHINESS . ONE WOMAN SAID I PUT THE SCARF ON AND MY NECK TURNED YELLOW, ANOTHER SAID I COULDN'T GET THE GLOVES OFF THEY WERE STUCK TO MY SKIN. WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT THE PUBLIC DO NOT BUY ANY OF THESE ITEMS WHICH HE IS SELLING.......
LATEST........ANDY TO GET BONUS
WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY BANGER HAS AWARDED HIMSELF A MASSIVE COMPANY BONUS WHICH HE SAYS IS WELL DESERVED. HE THANKED THE BOARD FOR AWARDING HIM FOR HIS HARD WORK WITH HIS VENTURES SAYING GE COULDN'T REALLY ACCEPT IT BUY WOULD .SAT SUPREME CAN REVEAL THAT THERE IS NO BOARD WE THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE IRONING BOARD AND HAS GIVEN HIMSELF A BONUS GREEDY BANGER
Thursday, 26 January 2012
DEVELOPING.......................ANDY HITS BACK AT CHARLIE
ANDY TONIGHT HAS SAID HE DID NOT TAKE CAHRLIE THE CARETAKERS KEYS LAST WEEKS AND HAS ACCUSED CHARLIE OF MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST HIM...HE EVEN SAID CHARLIEIF HES NOT CAREFUL, WOULD BE THE NEXT LARRY IN THE RING........
BREAKING........................CHAS LOSES HIS KEYS
CHARLIE THE CARETAKER HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE HAS LOST HIS KEYS, ANOTHER COMPLICATION FOR THE WEEKEND, HES BEEN SEARCHING FURIOUSLY TO FIND THEM AND BELIEVES BANGER MAY HAVE TAKEN THEM THE WEEKEND.............
BREAKING.....................BUNTY TO BUY A RACECOURSE
WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS LOOKING TO BUY A RACECOURSE, SO HER HORSES OR BOYS AS SHE CALLS THEM CAN HAVE A RUN WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT AS WELL AS TRAIN FOR THE UPCOMING OLYMPICS..............
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