LATEST..................BUNTY ALSO MAKES NEW YEARS RESOLOUTION.....

WE HEAR TONIHT BUNTY HAS VOWED TO CUT DOWN ON CIGARS AS A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION. YES SHE SAYS AHE WILL CUT DOWN DRASTICALLY BY SMOKING ONE LESS PER DAY. SHE CURRENTLY SMOKES 300 A DAY....SO NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE THERE THEN BUNTY.........

ANDY MAKES NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.....................

ANDY HAS SAID HES MADE SOME NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.....

1) TO EAT MORE SAUSAGES ???

2) TO MARRY BETTY?? ALREADY MARRIED??

3) TO RULE THE AIRWAVES WITH RADIO BANGER??

4) TO BE PRIME MINISTER???

SO THE SAME AS LAST YEARS THEN, GOOD LUCK ANDY !!!

SPECIAL REPORT..........STEVEN HALL

STEVEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT ANDY IS NOW INTERFERING WITH AVIATION TRAVE WITH HIS BANGERS BROADCASTS. APPARANTLEY PILOTS HAVE BEEN VERY ANNOYED WITH BURSTS OF BROADCASTS INTERFERING WITH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL FOR LANDING OF FLIGHTS...PLANES HAVE BEEN LEFT CIRCLING FOR HOURS WAITING TO LAND BECAUSE OF RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH MUSIC OF VERA LYN AND PEE WEE HUNT BEING PLAYED. THE AVIATION AUTHORITY HAVE DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION..........THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE

BREAKING...............ANDY DEMANDS EXPLANATION FOR BURNT CHRISTMAS DINNER

WE ARE HEARING THAT NEARLY A WEEK ON ANDY HAS SAID THAT BARNWELL, MR STAINES AND STEVEN HALL ARE STILL EXPECTED FOR DINNER. THE PLATES ARE IN PLACE AND THE DINNERS STILL IN THE OVEN ANDY SAID AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR ALL THREE TO TURN UP. BETTY SWEATED NEARLY A WEEK OVER THAT TURKEY HE SAYS WE ARE STILL WAITING TO SERVE IT......DEAR O DEAR

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WE HEAR THAT BOTH ANDY AND LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTN AFTER CLASHING IN THE VERULAM STUDIO ON XMAS EVE ON SAT SUPREME. APPARANTLEY LARRY STORMED IN ON ANDY ON THE XMAS EVE SHOW LIVE ON AIR....AFTERWARDS WITNESSES REPORTED AN ALTERCATION TAKING PLACE DOWN STAIRS IN THE VERULAM BUILDING. POLICE WERE CALLED AND PARAMEDICS BOTH SUFFERED CUTS AND BRUISES...BUT WOLD YOU BELIVE BOTH KISSED AND MADE UP AFTERWARDS, BUTH THEN ANOTHER ROW BROKE OUT.....WE BELIEVE LARRY IS STILL IN THE UK AND ANDY HAS BEEN DISCHARGED HOSPITAL...IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE END TO THE SHOW ON XMAS EVE.............

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