Thursday, 27 October 2011

LATEST.................ANDYS VERSION OF EU IN AUSTRALIA ???

ANDY AS ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE HEADLINES, AND WITH THIS WEEK THE EU CONFERENCE IN THE NEWS, HE HAS BEEN GOING AROUND IN AUSTRALIA SAYING EEEEEUUUUU TO PEOPLE, VERY FUNNY ANDY!!!!!

LARRYS BACK!!!!!!

SATURDAY SUPREME RECIEVED A CALL FROM LARRY TONIGHT WHO SPOKE TO ONE OF OUR RESEARCHERS, HE TOLD US IM ON TO BANGER WOULDNT GIVE HIS LOCATION, BUT VOWED TO HUNT HIM DOWN FIRST. IN A STARK WARNING HE SAID BANGERS A GONNER AND WOULD NOT BE AROUND TO SEE CHRISTMAS, IM COMING FOR HIM AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME...OUR SHOW RESEARCHER SAID ITS THE STRONGEST CALL FROM LARRY YET.......LARRY IS UPPING HIS GAME PLAN!!1

BREAKING..................BUNTY GIVING HALLOWEEN READINGS!

MEANWHILE WITH HALLOWEEN APPROACHING BUNTY HAS BEEN OFFERING PEOPLE PALM , AND CRYSTAL BALL READINGS , DRESSED UP AS A WITCH AND GIVING OUT WITCHES BREW.....

LATEST.............ANDY SCARYING THE AUSSIES

WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN SCARYING THE AUSSIES AHEAD OF HALLOWEEN, SAYING HE WILL PUT A SPELL ON ALL BRUCES AND SHEILAS, CLAIMING HE IS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS,SAYING BREW BREW BETTY IN THE BREW CUSTARD DIBBLE DUB?? AND NO WORRIES MATE...HE HAS BEEN SEEN WAVING HIS WAND AT THE NATIVES THERE.........DEAR O DEAR

Monday, 24 October 2011

LATEST.....ANDY ACCUSES QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS ACCUSED HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM IN AUSTALAIA. HE SAID I AM TOO BUSY ON THE TRAIL OF LARRY TO MEET UP FOR A CHAT, TEA AND A SCONE. HE URGED THE QUEEN TO STPO FOLLOWING HIM AND GO HOME, AND SAID THAT THE CROWDS HAD TURNED OUT TO SEE HIM AND NOT HER.....THE QUEEN WAS THERE FIRST ANDY...DEAR O DEAR