Thursday, 30 June 2011

LATEST ON CHARACTERS........

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.............FROZE WHEN WE SPOKE TO HIM

DENNIS........KEEPS GETTING THROUGH TO GRANDMOTHER

LARRY.........SEARCHING STILL FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.......HAS HIS NOSE IN EVERYONES BUSINESS

MR SINCERITY.........DOSENT KNOW YOU BUT WISHES YOU WELL, AND WANTS WHATS BEST FOR YOU

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME......

SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL, TELLS US THAT HE SAW TWO WOMEN ON HIS WAY TO WORK COMING TOWARDS HIM ON HORSES, WHICH HE SAID HE THOUGHT WAS BUNTY MAND HER DAUGHTER, AND WAS PROVEN RIGHT WHEN THEY PASSED HIM AND ONE SAID IM NOT THAT SCARY.....SEEMS BUNTY AND HER DAUGHTER BOTH ENJOY A MORNING CIGAR TOGETHER....THANKS STEVE

LATEST ON CHARACTERS & MORE UPDATES LATER................

BREAKING.......BETTY TO LAUNCH SINGLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID BETTY NEW SINGLE WILL GO TO NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS.....THE OPERA SOND CALLED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FOR YOU WILL BE RELEASED SOON............

BUNTY THE LATEST TO JOIN THE STRIKE...................

BUNTYHAS ALSO JONED A NEW GROUP CALLED THE BUNTY BRIGADE. SHE ALSO TAKING PART IN THE STRIKE CREATING A HELL OF A SMIKE OUTSIDE THE BANGER RESIDENCE WITH FRIENDS ALL PUFFING ON THEIR CIGARS...WE HEAR ANDY GOT SO ANNOYED WITH THE SMOKE HE CALLED THE FIRE BRIGADE............

BREAKING..................BASIL LAUNCHES ATTACK ON ANDY

BROTHER OF ANDY, BASIL BANGER...HAS ALSO JOINED IN THE STRIKE, DECLARING WAR ON ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE. BASIL AS YOU KNOW THINKS HE IS STILL IN THE WAR AND HAS THREATENED TO BOMB ANDY WITH TORPEDOS AND SPITFIRE BOMBING......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.................ANDYS WORKERS WALKED OUT TODAY...........

ANDYS WORKERW WALKED OUT ON STRIKE TODAY, INCLUDING BETTY, AND ANDY HAS THREATENED THEM WITH PIPE ACTION....