LATEST .......ANDY HAS LENT US HIS BANGER FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM, SAT SUPREME WILL PUBLISH THESE THIS WEEK. TODAY COULD THIS REALLY BE HIS BELOVED BETTY???

BREAKING..................ANDY RESPONDS

ANDY TONIGHT WE HEAR HAS HIT BACK AT HIS OLYMPIC BID REJECTION, SAYING THAT BORIS HAS A FEAR OF SAUSAGES. HE WENT ON TO SAY A SAUSAUGE IS LIFE NOT JUST FOR DINNER, AND SAID THAT EVERY SAUSAGE NEEDS A HOME,SO WHY NOT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HE SAID.....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR ANDY

CHARACTERS UPDATE...................

our Canadian Caller.........Has said he once again feels hes been left out in the Cold

Dennis......We hear has been phoning every country in Europe to test the grandmothers phoneline, and running up the bill too.

Larry....Our new Aussie Caller is still looking for someone called Barney.

Mable & Burt.....Are convinced that everything is repeating itslelf....

Listen on Sat Supreme for Updates on these Characters..........

LATEST........

WE HEAR THAT ANDYS BID FOR THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HAS ALREADY BEEN REJECTED. THE MAYOR OF LONDON BORIS JOHNSON SAID THAT ANDYS BID WAS REDICULOUS AND WOULD CAUSE A STENCH RIGHT ACROSS LONDON WITH ALL THOSE SAUSAGES IN STORAGE AND WAS UNHEALTHY. HE SAID ANDY NEEDED A REALITY CHECK.............

UPDATES LATER..........

BREAKING.....andy to bid for olympic stadium for ownership after games. We are getting reports andy is making an offer alongside west ham and spurs football clubs. Andy has said he will use the stadium for sausages storage. Dear o dear. Well be interesting to see if hes bid is even considered....

LATEST.............

ANDY SAYS THAT THE IDEA TO PUT THE UK CLOCKS IN LINE WITH EUROPE IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE, ALTHOUGH HES CLOCK WOULD NEVER KEEP UP THE TIME, AS THE HANDS KEEP FALLING OFF.........