HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR LISTENERS.....UPDATES RETURN SOON....

ANDY LATEST..................

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAD BOUGHT A NUMBER OF TURKEYS AND PUT THEM IN HIS FIELD, 300 INFACT, WE UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS GOING TO SELL THEM ON. BUT WE HAVE HEARD THEY HAVE ALL ESCAPED SO SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A FREE TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS..........

UPDATED 22ND DEC.....SAT SUPREME HAS LEARNED THAT HERTS COULD BE IN FOR A FOGGY CHRISTMAS RATHER THAN A WHITE ONE......

AN APOLOGY TO OUR LISTENERS FOR TODAYS SHOW THAT WAS UNABLE TO BE BROADCAST DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL...SAT SUPREME WILL RETURN IN JANUARY...UPDATES WILL CONTINUE AS USUAL....

LATEST NEWS ON OTHER CHARACTERS..................

OUR CANADIAN CALLER........ THIS WEEK IS SAID TO IN A DEEP FREEZE

MABLE & BURT..... KEEP WATCHING REPEATS OF TV PROGRAMMES

DENNIS.... HAS GOT PHONE LINE RE CONNECTED ON ANOTHER NETWORK UNDER HIS GRANDMOTHERS NAME

THE PUB SINGER.................HAS PASSED OUT.

WE ALSO HEAR THAT STAINSEY GIRL...... HAS WROTE FATHER CHRISTMAS A WISH

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WE ARE ALSO HEARING ANDY IS TO SET UP A CHRISTMAS HELPLINE....WE HOPE TO HAVE DETAILS ON SAT....

LATEST..................

WE HEAR ANDY HAS SET UP HIS OWN GROTTO, THIE AFTER BEING TURNED DOWN TO DO ONE ELSEWHERE. WE HER SO FAR ONYLY PERSON HAS VISITED THE GROTTO AND THAT WAS GROTTY BETTY. ANDY APPARANTLEY SAT HER ON HIS KNEE AND ASKED HER WHAT SHE WANTED FOR XMAS, TO WHICH SHE REPLIED NOT YOU................