Thursday, 5 February 2015

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WE HEAR THAT THIS MORNING IN THE SNOWY WEATHER THAT GRIPPED HERTS, BANGER RESPONDED BY GETTING OUT HES SNOW PLOUGH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY HE WAS JUST RAMMING ANYTHING IN THE WAY OUT OF THE WAY INCLUDING TREES, LAMP POSTS AND AN UNLUCKY MOTORIST................


BREAKING.......................BANGERS SNOW PLOUGH THIS MORNING DRIVES A MOTORIST OFF THE ROAD ??????


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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY BUNTY BALLET???

WELL ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GRAB A PARTNER,  BOTH  HAVE A CIGAR IN HAND AND GLIDE ACROSS THE FLOOR ON TIP TOES ,   AS YOU APPROACH EACH OTHER BOTH HAVE  A PUFF AT THE SAME TIME AND BLOW, THATS BUNTY BALLET

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

BREAKING....... BUNTY BALLET????

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BARNWELL,  GOT A SURPRISE CALL FROM.GROVES BUBTYS BUTLER THIS EVENING SAYING THAT FELICITY WAS VERY UPSET WITH LUNCHTIME PRRSENTER STEVEN HALL.

THE REASON BEING STEVEN HAD A CLAIRVOYANT AS A SPECIAL.GUEST ON HIS SHOW,  AND PSYHCIC FELICITY WAS NOT INVITED,  IN.A SEPERATE DEVELOPMENT,  BUNTY SAYS SHES FOUND ANDYS MOGGY MINOR IN HER STABLES WITH THE WHEELS MISSING,  & BIKE TRACKS SEEN ON THE  GROUND SEEN  HEADING AWAY FROM OUTSIDE??????

BREAKING....... BUNTYS BUTLER CALLS BARNWELL?????


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YES,  BUNTY SAYD THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP WARM. IS TO LIGHT EVERY CIGAR IN THE HOUSE,  AND ENJOY BOTH THE ODOUR & AND HEAT FROM.THEM.

YOULL BEVER BE COLD AGAIN, AND YOULL BE PUFFING AWAY AT THE SAME TIME