BREAKING........ BUNTY SAYS THE BEST WAY TO KEEP.WARM IN THE COLD SPELL IS, TO. LIGHT EVERY CIGAR IN THE HOUSE????

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THE GOOD EVENING CLUB IS. AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB WHERE THOSE WHO GET TOGETHET SIMPLY CANT STOP SAYING GOOD EVENING.

THESE KIND OF PEOPLE DO JUST REALLY LOVE A GOOD EVENING ANF IF THATS YOU JOIN TODAY,  GOOD EVENING.

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BANGERS M M M S?  ,  YES YOUVE GOT IT MOGGY MINOR MOTOR SALES.

BANGER CLAIMS THAT DODGY DAVE HAS HOT HIM A LINE OF CLASSIC MOGGY MINORS TO SELL, A RANGE FROM THE MIRRIS TRAVELLER TO MANY MORE, ALL AT BARGAIN PRICES HE SAYS?????

BREAKING........ ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE GOOD EVENING CLUB???

BREAKING......... BANGERS M M M S?????

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BANGER WANTS TO GET A PIPE SMOKING SCHEME UP.AND RUNNING FOR YOUNGSTERS.

I BELIEVE THE YOUNGER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST PIPE,  THE BETTER SMOKER YOU WILL BE FOR LIFE......

BREAKING...... BANGER TO LAUNCH PIPE SMOKING SCHEME FOR YOUNGSTERS???