BREAKING........ FELICITY PHONES BARNWELL WITH SONE UNWELCOME NEWS!!!!

SPECIAL REPORT.......

STEVE HALL TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS GOT TICKETS FOR THE SAUSAGE CONFERENCE FOR HIM, MR STAINES AND BARNWELL.

THE CONFERENCE US SCHEDULED TO BE HELD IN BOGNOR THIS WEEKEND AND HE EXPECTS ALL 3 TO TURN UP FOR SUPPORT????

BREAKING.......................BARNWELL GETS A CALL FROM BANGER !!!!!!!!!

WE HEAR THAT BANGER CALLED BARNWELL THIS EVENING DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HES NIECE WAS COMING ON SAT WITH HER DOG RAMBO AGAIN. ANDY APPARANTLEY LEFT A VOICEMAIL MESSAGE IN A RAGE.........................

SPECIAL REPORT...................BY STEVEN HALL

STEVE TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE HAS HEARD THAT BUNTYS DAUGHTER FELICITY WANTS TO APPEAR ION THIS WEEKS SHOW WITH HER TAROT CARDS TO GET IN THE HALLOWEEN MOOD, SHES EVEN  THREATENING YO BRING IN HER MAGIC WAND AS WELL, BARNWELL IS NOT HAPPY ..........................THANKS STEVE

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BANGER PROMOTIONS IS THE NE W VENTURE ANDY IS HOPING WILL BECOME A GLOBAL  SUCCESS. MAKE YOUR COMPANY A SUCCESS TODAY THE BANGE WAY HE SAYS. IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD THE ONLY WAY TO STAY ON TOPAND AHEAD OF THE REST IS TO BE PROMOTED BY BANGER PROMOTIONS

LET US PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS TODAY THE BANGER WAY.......................

BREAKING...............BANGER PROMOTIONS????????T

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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ACCUSING PEOPLE OF CRAFTILY LOOKING UP HS KILT. HE SAID HES FED UP WTH GETTING RUDE COMMENTS AND LOOKS, HOW,  RUDE SAID.........................