BREAKING........................BUNTY REPORTS ANDY FOR BEING CRUEL TO RAMBO????;

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YES BANGER HAS REPORTED RAMBO FOR A SECOND TIME TO THE ENVIRONMENT AUTHORITY SAYING HE IS A MENACE AND SHOULD BE PUT AWAY. HES NOT SAFE AND DANGEROUS...................

BREAKING.................................BANGER REPORTS RAMBO AGAIN??????

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WE HEAR ANDYS BANGER BISCUIT SELECTION WILL BE AVAILABLE, THIS YEAR, YES BUT OF THE SAUSAGE VARIETY. BE PREPARED FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS TO GET A SHOCK...........................

BREAKING.............................BANGERS BISCUITS

HERTS ON WEATHER WATCH ......................... FOR WINTRY WEATHER THIS WEEK...........................

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WEEKLY WEATHER WATCH FOR HERTS..........................DRY CLOUDY START/WET & WINDY MIDWEEK...MUCH COLDER & WINTRY END TO WEEK..........................