MORE........BERTY BANGER SPENT THE NIGHT IN CASUALTY LAST NIGHT . APPARANTLEY IT WAS ANDYS FAULT AFTER HE ASKED BERTY TO SNAP A PIECE OF PLANK WOULD APART WITH HIS TEETH. BERTY WAS UNABLE TO DETATCH HIS TEETH FROM THE WOOD AND HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL. ANDY SAID HE'S FINE HE'S TEETH JUST ACHE ........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........BERTY BANGER BITES OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW??????

MORE........YES WHY NOT HAVE A BLOW WITH BUNTY. EACH WEEK SHE'S SAYS SHE WILL TEACH YOU HOW BLOW OUT YOUR CIGAR SMOKE. IT HAS TO BE DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY SHE SAYS OTHER WISE YOU RISK RUINING YOUR CIGAR MOMENT??????DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........CHAS & VERA LOOKING TO BUY A HOUSE TOGETHER???????

BREAKNG..........HAVE A BLOW WITH BUNTY??????

MORE.........YES WE HEAR THAT EL B HAS FOUND HIS BIKE , WE HEAR WHILST KNOCKING ON BANGERS HOUSE AND ASKING BETTY AT THE DOOR IF HE HAS SEEN HIS BIKE , ANDY WAS IN THE BACK GARDEN REVVING UP EL Bs BIKE. EL B WENT IN ABD ASKED HIM WHY HE HAS HIS BIKE ANDY SAID MR STAINES OR BARNWELL SOLD IT TO ME ..........

BREAKNG......,.EL Bs BIKE FOUND & GUESS WHERE??????