MORE.....BERTY BANGER WE HEAR GOT HOS TEETH STUCK IN THE FRONT DOOR WHEN ANDY SHUT IT.BERTY WHO'S THE NEPHEW OF ANDY HAS ENORMOUS TEETH AD WEFOUND OUT ON LAST WEEKS SHOW, WE HEAR HES NOW RECOVERING WITH TEETH INTACT..........

BREAKING.........BERTYS TEETH GET IN THE WAY?????

BREAKING........CHAS & VERA, JUST MARRIED.......ACCORDING TO REPORTS!!!!

MORE.........WE HEAR THAT ANDYS BANK HOLIDAY WAS A DISASTER AND FOR HUNDREDS OF OTHERS TO. THE REASON BEING THAT ANDY FANCIED DOING DOME DIY , BUT UNFORTUNATELY HIS DRILLING WENT TOO FAR WE HEAR HE DRILLED THROUGH SOME TELEGRAPH WIRING CUTTING ELECTRICITY TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, SOME HAVE STILL NOT HAD THEIRS RESTORED........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...........BANGERS BANK HOLIDAY DISASTER????

BREAKING .........IS ANDY ABOUT TO DESTROY TOM JONES CAREER? FIND OUT ON TOMORROWS SHOW!!!!

LATEST FORECAST FOR BANK HOLIDAY IS SET FAIR.......FULL FORECAST TO BE ISSUED LATER!!!!!