BREAKING.......................MEET BERTY, ANDYS NEPHEW WHO WE WILL BE COMING IN TO MEET US ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...............................YOU CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE CANT YOU?????

BREAKING,......................CHAS DENIES CLAIMS HES MARRIED VERA!!!!!!! BUT WE HEAR WEDDING BELLS?

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AS EXPECTED WE ARE RECIEVING COMPLAINTS  ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD BANGERS BRAKES  FITTED ON CARS , BIKES, AND OTHER VEHICLES. APPARANTLEY   SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO STOP WHEN IN MOTION. INDEED ONE LADY WHEN THROUGH SOMEBODYS BACK GARDEN ON HER BIKE BEFORE COLLIDING WITH A GARDEN FENCE...................WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH ...DO NOT BUY THESE BRAKES THEY ARE FAULTY AND DANGEROUS..................

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BETTY AWOKE THIS MORNING TO FIND THIS ABOVE, TO SAY THAT ANDY AND HIS NEPHEW BERTY HAD GONE FISHING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER , WHO KNOWS HE SAID WHO KNOWS,  WE MAY CATCH ANOTHER BETTY................(THATS  IN POOR TASTE)  ANDY............

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BANGERS SELLING DODGY BRAKES WOULD YOU BELIEVE, PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE WE HAVE ALREADY HAD COMPLAINTS FROM CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN TRICKED IN TO BUYING THEM .................MORE DETAILS LATER

BREAKING.........................BANGERS BRAKES??????

BREAKING.........BANGER & NEPHEW GO FISHING!!!!