Tuesday, 5 March 2013

BREAKING...................BARNWELL PHONES MANAGEMENT AND ASKS THEM TO RE CONSIDER CHAS`S POSITION WITH STATION AFTER LATEST OUTBURST????

LATEST.................BUNTYS FACE SAYS IT ALL WHEN SHE HEARD BETTYS PREGNANT!!!!!!

BUNTY SAID ITS TERRIBLE NEWS, BOTH FOR BETTY AND FOR THE BABY TO GROW UP WITH ANDY AS THE FATHER, THATS IF ITS TRUE...................

LATEST...........BANGERS DRIVING SCHOOL

WELL WE HEAR BANGER HAS BEEN ADVERTISING HIS NEW DRIVING SCHOOL, BUT WE HEAR THAT THE RESPONSE HES HAD HASNT BEEN OVERWHELMING. WE HEAR WEHN PEOPLE CAME FOR LESSONS THEY LOOKED WORRIED , BOTH WITH BANGER AS THE INSTRUCTOR AND THE LESSONS IN A VINTAGE MOGGY MINOR........

BREAKING.................CHAS SAYS VERA HAS GONE AWAY, AND ONLY HE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS???????

BREAKING...............BUNTY SAYS , MY BOYS ARE ADDICTS!!!!! AND BANS THEM FROM SMOKING............

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THIS IS VERY WORRYING, B D S, THE NEW NAME FOR BANGERS LATEST VENTURE, IT BANGORS DRIVING SCHOOL, AND EVEN WORSE HES SAID TO OFFERING LESSONS IN THAT OLD CLAP TRAP OF A MOGGY MINOR OF HES, SURELY THIS CANT HAPPEN, MORE UPDATES AS WE GET THEM....................BELOW THE SIGN FOR HIS NEW DRIVING SCHOOL OUTSIDE HIS FIELD!!!

BREAKING........B D S ????