Thursday, 3 January 2013

BREAKING...............BUNTY SPENDS CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR AT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION....................

BREAKING....................CHAS & VERA CHECK OUT OF HOTEL TOGETHER ON NEW YEARS DAY...........................ACCORDING TO SOURCES????

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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAD THE WORST PARTY EVER, IT STARTED WHEN HE POPPPED A PARTY POPPPR AND IT HIT BETTY IN THE EYE, AND THEN AT MIDNIGHT HE OPENED A B OTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, AND AGAIN THE CORK HIT BETTY IN THE OTHER EYE WOULD YOU BELIVE. POOR BETTY SPENT EARLY NEW YEARS DAY IN CASUALTY..... POOR BETTY HAS TWO EYE PATCHES ON AND HAS SINCE CHUCKED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE, WE DONT KNOW WHERE HES STAYING......ITS BEEN A TERRIBLE START TO THE NEW YEAR FOR ANDY............

BREAKING..................ANDYS NEW YEARS PARTY ONE HE WONT FORGET?????

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IT MAYBE A NEW YEAR BUT SAME OLD ANDY, WATCH OUT FOR BANGERS BOG ROLLS, THEY MAY LOOK NICE BUT YOU WONT SIT DOWN FOR A WHILE...........THEY ARE ALREADY ON SALE WE HOPE TO HAVE A PIC OF THEM LATER TO SHOW YOU WHAT NOT TO BUY...........

LATEST............WE ARE BACK FOR 2013, AND THERE ARE. SOME NEW ADDITIONS TO WEBSITE, YOU CAN NOW KERP UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE LATEST SHOWBIZ NEWS ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE PAGE...........

BREAKING........BANGERS BOG ROLLS????????