Thursday, 2 August 2012

WEATHER WATCH....................RISK OF DISRUPTIVE RAIN THIS WEEKEND IN HERTS....................

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WE HEAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE BANGERS ARE MOANING BECAUSE THEY SAY THAT THE OLYMPIC COMMITEE WOULD NOT LET THEM JOIN THE CEREMONY LAST FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE PARADE OF WORLD TEAMS..THE BANGERS SAY THAT THEY WERE NOT REPRESENTING ANY COUNTRY BUT THEMSELVES CALLING THEMSLEVES THE BANGER INDEPENDENT TEAM THEY EVEN MADE A FLAG, BUT THE OLYMPIC COMMITEE SAY THEY WERE NOT RECOGNISED AS AN OFFICAL TEAM...............

BREAKING.........BANGERS FURIOUS AT OLYMPIC COMMITTEE FOR NOT THEM TO PARADE IN OPENING CEREMONY........

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

BREAKING........BUNTY HOPING TO START A CIGARATHON FOR CHARITY........

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IF YOU FANCY A LUXURIOUS LOOKING BATHROOM WITH AN EN SUITE WELL BANGER CLAIMS THAT HIS NEW COMPANY COULD BE THE ONE FOR YOU. YES BANGER BATHROOMS HIS LATEST VENTURE PROMISES TO TRANSFORM YOUR BATHROOM IN TO A PALACE WITH A JACUZZI , SEVERAL WASH AREAS PLUS TOILET FACILITIES BUT THESE AT AN EXTRA COST.....BANGER BATHROOMS CALL TODAY FOR A QUOTE...,.DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.......BANGER BATHROOMS???????

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WELL ANDY & WICKY MET UP LAST NIGHT OVER SEVERAL PINTS OF DANDELION & BURDOCK AND SHANDYS, WE HEAR THE TWO OF THEM LAUGHED AND GOT ON LIKE OLD FRIENDS WE EVEN HEARD THAT WICKY THE WHITE VAN MAN WAS PERSUDAED IN TO SMOKONG A PIPE ABD ANDY HAS BEENNPROMISED SOME WOOD FROM WICKY FOR A JOB.WE HEAR THAT A PLAN IS IN PLACE TO TRAP LARRY AND BOTH ANDY & WICKY SHOOK HANDS AND SAID THEY WILL MEET UP ONCE A WERK AS IT WENT SO WELL AND NO HARD FEELINGS......DEAR O DEAR O DEAR