Monday, 2 April 2012

UPDATE.........

BARNWELL IS ACCUSING ANDY OF GIVING WHITE VAN HIS MAN HIS NUMBER, AFTER RECIEVING A VOICEMAIL SAYING HE IS COMING TO THE STUDIO THIS SATURDAY TO ATTACK ANDY AGAIN, APPARANTLEY BARNWELL IS FURIOUS SAYING HE HAD NO RIGHT TO GIVE HIS NUMBER. MEANWHILE ANDY SAID TODAY HE HAS MR DERECKS NUMBER TOO AND SAID YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MR STAINES.......

BREAKING.........BARNWELL GETS CALL FROM WHITE VAN MAN .....DETAILS SOON

SPECIAL REPORT........STEVEN HALL

STEVEN FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE REPORTS THAT BUNTY HAS PHONED THE MAYORS OFFICE TO SUGGEST PLANS TO USE HORSES AS BUSES TK CONBAT BOTH THE FUEL CRISIS AND AS A MORE ECONOMIC WAY OF TRAVELLING AROUND. WE CAN ALSO REPORT THSG BARNWELL RECIEVED A CALL FROM BUNTY TO GET HIM TO PHONE THEM AS THE MAYORS OFFICE WILL NOT TAKE HER CALLS SFTER THE OBSURD SUGGESTION.......THANKS STEVE

UPDATE........BANGERS DISCOS COMING TO A VENUE NEAR YOU

YES BANGER HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE FOR HIRE FOR DISCOS. BANGERS DISCOS WILL HE CLAIMS HAVE 2 TURNTABLES BUT IT'S UNDERSTOOD IT WILL BE TWO PEOPLE TURNING SOME ACTUAL FLOOR TABLES AND THE DISCO LIGHTS WILL BE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TURNING ON AND OFF SOME COLOURED TORCHES. AND THE MUSIC HE SAYS WILL BE A GREAT SELECTION OF VICTORIAN CLASSICS FROM A WIND UP GRAMARPHONE......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........ANDY TO START UP BANGER DISCOS ???????? DETAILS LATER