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WE HEAR THAT HOSPITAL OFFICIALS HAVE DECIDED TO DISCHARGE ANDY FROM TOMORROW AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE HE AND HIS FAMILY HAVE CAUSED, THEY CANNOT PUT THE SECURITY OF THE HOSPITAL AND PATIENTS AT RISK ANY LONGER. UPON HEARING THE NEWS ANDY SAID TO THE DOCTORS YOU CHUCKING ME OUT. A SICK CITIZEN OF THE SOCIETY WHO NEEDS CARE. HOW VERY DARE YOU HE TOLD THEM DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM HE WENT ON I AM LORD BANGER AND RADIO VERULAM PRESENTER? SINCE WHEN ANDY? DOCTORS SAY ANDYS CONDITION HAS IMPROVED BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TORMENTING THE OTHER PARIENTS AS WELL AS GETTING THEM IN TO TROUBLE HE EVEN PULLED YHE TUBES OUT OF ONE ELDERLY LADY.....MEANWHILE INCREDIBLEY HE HAD THE NERVE TO RING BARNWELL AT WORK YET AGAIN WHO LOST OUT ON A MAJOR DEAL BECAUSE HE HAD TO TAKE A CALL FROM BANGER SAYING HE WANTED TO BOOK BARNWELLS CAR TO PICK HIM UP AT A CERTAIN TIME TOMORROW.......BARNWELL SAID, BANGERS OBVIOUSLY FEELING BETTER AND WASTING NHS TIME......

LATEST................. A PIC OF BUNTY CAPTURED AS SHE RETURNS FROM HER BREAK TANNED & OF COURSE WITH A BIGGER THAN EVER CIGAR

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REPORTS TONIGHT OF A SERIOUS DISTURBANCE AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE ANDY IS. WE BELIEVE BASIL HAS LAUNCHED AN ASSAULT ON THE HOSPITAL, THESE INCLUDE FLOWER BOMBS, PAINT BOMBS, SMOKE BOMBS TOO AND WATER PISTOL ATTACKS ON NURSES AND DOCTORS, THE HOSPITAL HAS BEEN CLOSED IMMEDIATELY............ MORE AS WE GET IT

BREAKING .......HOSPITAL UNDER BANGER SIEGE........

SINCE BUNTY HAS BEEN OFFERING PATIENTS CIGARS ON HER VISITS TO ANDY THE HOSPITAL HAS NOW BEEN PUT ON ALERT AFTER PATIENTS HAVE BEEN LIGHTING UP CIGARS. APPARANTLEY PATIENTS HAVE BEEN HAVING A LATE NIGHT SMOKE OR EVEN DURING THE NIGHT SETTING OFF FIRE ALARMS OFFICIALS SAY........

ANDY QUESTIONED BY HOSPITAL OFFICIALS OVER TRYING TO WALK OUT IN DOCTORS UNIFORM

WE HEAR THAT UNDER HAS BEEN QUESTIONED OVER TRYING TO WALK OUT IN A DOCTORS UNIFORM THE WEEKEND. ANDY TOLD OFFICIALS THAT DR STAINES OF SURGEON HALL LENT IT TO HIM BUT HE CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE. AFTER HEARING THIS DOCTORS DECIDED TO KEEP ANDY IN ON SANITY GROUNDS AND FEARED THAT HE HAD NOT RECOVERED FROM HIS CONCUSSION. THEY ARRANGED FOR HIM TO SEE THE HOSPITAL PSYCHIATRIST , AND TODAY ANDY HAD HIS FIRST SESSION BUT WOULD YOU BELIEVE HE WAS ASKING THE PSYCHIATRIST QUESTIONS HE ASKED HIM TO TELL HIM ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD AND THEN SAID HE NEEDED HELP AND WOULD NEED MORE SESSIONS.......DEAR O DEAR IT'S YOU THAT NEEDS HELP ANDY

LATEST.......................ANDY TO BE DETAINED OVER THE WEEKEND

WE HAR DOCTORS HAVE MADE A DECISION TO KEEP ANDY IN UNDER OBSERVATION THIS WEEKEND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, DUE TO HIS IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOUR.MEANWHILE BUNTY HAS NOW BEEN BANNED FROM THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF HER CONSTANT CIGAR SMOING, AND WE ALSO HEAR SHE TRIED TO ENTER THE HOSPITAL BY HORSE...UNBELIEVALE

BASIL THREATENS ATTACK ON HOSPITAL DETAINING ANDY.................

BASIL BANGER HAS THREATENED AN ATTACK ON THE HOSPITAL DETAINING ANDY ON HEALTH GROUNDS. APPARANTLEY HES TOLD THE HOSPITAL RELEASE MY BROTHER OR YOULL ALL GET FLOWE BOMBED.........SECURITY HAS BEEN STEPPED UP AT THE HOSPITAL.............DEAR O DEAR