UPDATE..........ANDY THE DOCTOR

AN INQUIRY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED AFTER ANDY BANGER BEING A PATIENT AT THE HOSPITAL TRIED TO WALK OUT DRESSED IN A DOCTORS UNIFORM. WE HEAR HE TOLD THE HOSPITAL RECEPTION AS HE TRIED TO LEAVE IVE FINNISHED MY SHIFT CHECK THE PATIENT IN B WARD HE NEEDS BLOOD TESTS. THE RECEPTIONIST RECOGNISED BANGER AND ALERTED SECURITY TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS WARD. ANDY HAS NOW BEEN KEPT IN TO REVIEW HIS MENTAL HEALTH AT THE HOSPITAL IN QUESTION WHICH WE CANNOT NAME FOR LEGAL REASONS..............

LATEST..............ANDY ATTEMPTS A BREAKOUT!!!

WE HEAR ANDY STILL IN HOSPITAL FOR OBSERVATION, TRIED TO ESCAPE LAST NIGHT. HE WAS CAUGHT ATTEMPTING TO TRY AND GET OUT OF THE NEARBY WINDOW TO HIS BED WITH HIS PIPE IN HIS MOUTH BUT AS HE PUT ONE LEG OUT OF THE WINDOW HE FELL BACK AND FELL ON TOP OF ANOTHER PATIENT IN HIS BED THEN BLAMED THE PATIENT SAYING HOW VERY DARE YOU. THE NURSE THEN TRIED TO SEDATE ANDY BY GIVING HIM A NEEDLE INJECTION WHICH HE ALSO MANAGED TO DODGE....WE BELIEVE ANDY MAY BE RELEASED IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS AS HIS CONDITION HAS IMPROVDE, BUT NOT IN HIS HEAD..........

BREAKING .......................ANDY TO MISS THIS WEEKS SHOW

WE CAN CONFIRM THAT ANDY WILL NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. DOCTORS HAVE CONFIRMED HE WILL STAY IN HOSPITAL UNDER OBSERVATION, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.........

BREAKING...............BUNTY SETS OFF HOSPITAL FIRE ALARM

WE HEAR THAT BUNTY ON ANOTHER VISIT TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE ANDY IS RECOVERING SET OFF THE FIRE ALARM, BY A BIGGER THAN EVER CIGAR SHE WAS SMOKING WHEN SHE WALKED IN WE HEAR SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY SECURITY TO PUT IT OUT THIS TIME . BUNTY SAID IT WAS A FUSS ALL OVER NOTHING AND PEOPLE SHOULD RELAX AND TRY A CIGAR..............

BREAKING....................BASIL THREATENS MOTHER OF ALL WARS

BASIL SAYS THAT THE WAR AGAINST VERULAM WILL BE THE MOTHER OF ALL WARS, HE SAID I WILL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND NO ONE IS SAFE........FOR GOODNESS SAKE

NEW CHARACTERS COMING TO SHOW SOON.........................

LATEST............ANDY KEPT IN FOR OBSERVATION

WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS TO BE KEPT IN FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS FOR OBSERVATION, APPARANTLEY HE HAS TOLD DOCTORS AND NURSES TO KEEP SURGEON HALL AWAY FROM HIM IE STEVEN HALL SWHO HE THINKS IS A SURGEON WOULD YOU BELIEVE. WE HEAR ANDY IS STILL HALLUCIN ATING, AND SCREAMING OUT HES SEEING BETTY ON THE WALLS AT NIGHT. DOCTORS SAY HES HAD A BAD KNOCK ON THE HEAD, BUT THEY THINK IT WAS WHEN HE WAS LITTLE THAT EXPLAINS IT AND HES NEVER RECOVERED.PATIENTS ARE STILL SUFFERING IN THE WARDS
FROM HIS PIPE SMOKE, AND SOME ARE NOW SUFFERING CHEST INFECTIONS..............DEAR O DEAR