BREAKING...................ANDY MAKES A SONG FOR DERECK STAINES

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS MADE A SONG FOR DERECK OF THE ANDY HOUR, WE DONT KNOW THE REASONSWHY OR WHAT IT IS, BUT OF COURSE WE WILL PLAY IT ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.....

LATEST................ANDY SELLING DODGY JUMPERS

THIS EVENING WE HAVE LEARNT THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY JUMPERS TO THE PUBLIC, APPARANTLEY WITH LOOSE STITCHINGS IN THEM. ONE PERSON SAID I BOUGHT ONE IN GOOD FAITH WASHED IT, THEN IT WENT A DIFFERENT COLOUR AND ALL THE STITCHING FELL OUT...DO NOT BUY THESE JUNPERS ITS UNCLEAR WHERE HE GOT THEM , BUT WE URGE LISTENERS NOT TO BUY THEM...........

BREAKING..............LARRY IS TO COME TO THE UK AFTER ALL.........

OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS THERE HAVE BEEN CONFLICTING REPORTS AS TO WHETHER LARRY WAS OR NOT COMING TO TO THE UK FOR A SHOWDOWN WITH ANDY, WE HEAR HE WILL BE COMING BUT NOT UNTIL THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND, AS HE CANT FIND HIS GLOVES APPARANTLEY????

ANDY REACTS TO NEWS...............

ANDY, HAS ACCUSED LARRY OF BEING A COWARD, BY DELAYING HIS VISIT TO THUK FOR A SHOWDOWN, HE SAID I EXPECTED IT, IT PROVES THAT HES ALL WIND AND NO ACTION, HE SAID PUFFING ON HIS PIPE. ANDY WHOS BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK IN HIS OVEN GLOVES, SAID BETTY HAS EVEN HAD TO BURN HERSLF WHILST COOKING, BECAUSE IVE BORROWED HER GLOVES HE WENT ON TO SAY, GAME, SET AND MATCH TO ME ANDY THE HERO........STEADY ANDY...DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......LARRY DELAYS ARRIVAL TO UK?????

WE HAVE JUST HEARD THAT LARRY HAS DELAYED ARRIVAL TO UK THIS WEEK TO MEET ANDY, HIS AGENT SID THIS IS DUE TO UNKNOWN REASONS..........

LATEST.....SAT SUPREME Discovers where the Bangors residence is? details on this weeks show on saturday....

SPECIAL REPORT....Steven hall tells us that bunty has bought another horse for next years Grand National called Mannakin of couse named after another brand of cigar. Andy has got himself in to a spot of bother after he tried to take down a transmitter ariel off a famous building. A lady reported him to the police..... Thanks steve.