Thursday, 7 July 2011
LATEST..........ANDY CLAIMS HIS PHONES HAVE BEEN HACKED
ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE ALL OF A SUDDEN AMIDST THE HEADLINES CLAIMS THAT HIS PHONE CALLS HAVE BEEN HACKED BY BUNTY AND BASIL. ITS A CONSPIRACY HE SAID, I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN INTERCEPTING MY CALLS, AND SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE THE MATTER TO THE FBi OR DONT YOU MEAN IN YOUR CASE ANDY THE MFi..........dear o dear
ANDY APPROACHES ALAN SUGAR TO ASK HIM TO BE ANDYS NEXT APPRENTICE.............
WE HEAR TODAY THAT AFTER THE FAILURE OF HIS SAUSAGE APPRENTICE, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY HAD THE ORDASITY TO PHONE SIR ALAN SUGAR AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BE HIS YOUNG APPRENTICE. WE DO NO THAT SIR ALAN GAVE HIM A MOUTHFUL, BUT ANDY SAID IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR SIR ALAN TO MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF, THE CHEEK OF THE MAN............
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
LATEST.....BUNTY AND BASIL LAUNCH ASSAULT ON ANDYS HOUSE....We are hearing bunty and basil took their war one step further on andy today. Bunty did a charge on her house at andys street door both her horse and cigar suffered damage. Basil dressed in military uniform launched apples and water bombs at bangers windows and declared stage one of operation banger, a success..all this and banger wasnt even home....dear o dear o dear..
Monday, 4 July 2011
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