SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL HAS TOLD US THAT BETTY IS TO TOUR THE COUNTRY PROMOTING ANDYS NEW ST ALBANS BANGER....AND BUNTY HAS HER STABLES NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC IN REDBOURN WHERE YOU CAN BE TAUGHT HORSE RIDING BY HER DAUGHGTER FELICITY AND MEET EITHER PRINCESS ANNE OR THE QUEEN AT SOME TIME AND HAVE A MATURE CIGAR...MORE INTERESTINGLY THE LOGO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE STABLES READS ( COME ON IN, IM NOT THAT SCARY??)...STEVE TELLS US THAT THIS ALL PART OF THE BANGER PROMOTIONS.....THANKS TO STEVE & HIS MOLE FOR UPDATES

CHARACTERS UPDATE.................

MABLE AND BURT.........REPEATING WHAT EACH OTHER ARE SAYING

LARRY....SAYS ANDY WILL GET A FOUR XXXX WHEN HE SEES HIM

CANADIAN CALLER............CANT FEEL ANYTHING

MR SINCERETY.........CARES MORE THAN EVER

DENNIS AND GRANDMOTHER........HAVE GOT CROSSED LINES

BREAKING.................ANDY FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT.............

WE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS SAID TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT THIS EVENING, AND NOT HIM. HES TOLD SAT SUPREME, THAT HES ACT WAS REJECTED WHICH WAS NO SUPRISE AS IT WAS A SAUSAGE ACT, BUT STEVENS WAS A DANCE ACT...WE ARE STILL TRYING TO CONFIRM THIS, BUT HE KEPT THAT ONE QUIET...........

UPDATES LATER.......................

SPECIAL REPORT..............

STEPHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS SAT SUPREME THATS HES MOLE HAS HEARD THAT ANDY CLAIMED THAT HE ONCE AUDITIONED FOR THE JOB AS NEWSREADER ON LBC, BUT HE WAS BEATEN BY DOUGLAS CAMERON, ANDY HAS BEEN SORE ABOUT IT EVER SINCE. AND THE QUEEN INVITED BUNTY FOR AFTERNOON TEA THIS WEEK, BUT SAID DONT BRING THAT WIERDO BRAOTHER WITH YOU MEANI8NG ANDY THE ONE WITH THE PIPE AS HE WILL ONLY TALK ABOUT SAUSAGES ALL AFTERNOON.....ANDY IS FURIOUS. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE STEVE.........

UPDATE..................

STILL GETTING REPORTS HIS EVENING THAT ANDY IS CAUSING A DISTURBANCE OUTSIDE THE STUDIOS OF BRITIANS GOT TALENT, HES DEMANDING TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS MADE TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT. SIMON COWELL HAS REPORTEDY TOLD SECUITY TO TELL ANDY HE SHOULD BE ON ANOTHER SHOW CALLED BRITIANS GONE BONKERS.............

EXCLUSIVE............ANDY TRIES TO GET ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT

WE HEAR THAT ANDY TURNED UP TONIGHT TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT, BUT SECURITY MADE SURE HE DIDNT ENTER THE BUILDING WHERE IT WAS BEING TELEVISED. ANDY THEN DEMANDED TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, AS WE FEATURED ON SAT SUPREME, BUT SIMON COWELL SAID HE WAS USELESS THEN AND WOULOD BE AGIAN. SIMON COWELL LOOKED EGDEY ON TV TONIGHT AS ANDY WAS SHOUTING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING HE WAS GOING TO THROW SAUSAGES AT HIM WHEN HE LEFT. WE HEAR SECURITY HAS BEEN STEPPED UP.............