Tuesday, 3 May 2011
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT YET AGAIN ANDY HAS HAD TO TRY AND BE THE MAIN HEADLINE. AFTER RECENT WORLD NEWS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN, ANDY HAS SAID THAT AFTER MANY YEARS HE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT BUNTY TAKING CIGARS AND SAUSAGES FROM HIS BANGER RESIDENCE. i CANNOT REVEAL THE EVIDENCE HE SAID BUT I HAVE TAKEN STEPS TO CATCH HER RED HANDED.........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BEEN STARTING VARIOUS FIRES AROUND THE COUNTRY. THE RECENT FIELD AND GRASS FIRES WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT HAVE BEEN STARTED SAY THE FIRE BRIGADE BY A MAN BEING CARELESS WITH A PIPE. THE FIRE BRIGADE SAYS THAT THESE FIRES HAVE COINCIDENTALLY STARTED EVERYTIME A MAN HAS BEEN SEEN IN THE AFFECTED AREA WITH A PIPE. VARIOUS BEAUTY SPOTS HAVE BEN RUINED SAY REPORTS, OBVIOUSLY ANDY DENIES THIS PUTTING IT DOWN TO THE DRY WEATHER, OR BUNTY....DEAR O DEAR
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WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY BANGER IS YET AGAIN SATANING IN THE LOCAL ELECTIONS TO BE MP FOR ST ALBANS. THE BANGER PARTY WILL REUNITE TO GOVERN HE SAID. BANGER HAS BEEN SEEN GOING THROUGH THE STREETS IN HIS MOGGY MINOR WITH THE CAPTION VOTE FOR CHANGE VOTE BANGER ON HIS VEHICLE... DEAR O DEAR
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ANDY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN A MUSUEM IN HENDON BY OUR VERY OWN ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEPHEN HALL. STEPHEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE VISITED THE MUSUEM ON BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY AND OUTSIDE THERE WAS A MOGGY MINOR AND INSIDE ANDY WAS SEEN SMOKING A PIPE BUT TRYING TO AVOID STEPHEN WE DO NOT KNOW WHY MAYBE HE WAS UP TO SOMETHING AS USUAL....MANY THANKS TO STEVE FOR THIS
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DEREK STAINES WALKED OUT ON THE ANDY HOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SATURDAY, THANKS TO ANDYS OUTBURST. HE SINCE HAS NOT APOLOGISED TO DEREK, AND DEREK HAS MADE NO FURTHER COMMENT..
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