Thursday, 3 February 2011

BREAKING.................

WE HEAR TONIGHT AFTER ANDY MADE A RUN FOR IT AFTER LETTING OFF STINK BOMBS OUTSIDE A POLICE STATION HE HASNT BEEN SINCE. BUNTY SAID HE JUST RAN OFF. ONCE AGAIN NO SIGN OF ANDY, BETTY HAS DECLARED HIM MISSING..........

LATEST UPDATE ON WEATHER FOR WEEKEND LATER......

THIS WEEK SAT SUPREME NEW SCHEDULE LATER...............

CHARACTERS UPDATE......................

OUR CANADIAN CALLER....WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS GOT SO COLD HE HAS FROZEN SOLID TO THE PHONE....

MABLE & BURT.....ARE SUFFERING FROM INDIGESTION, AFTER HAVING A TAKE AWAY THAT KEEPS ON REPEATING ON THEM, ESPECIALLY BURT, HE KEEPS MENTIONING ONIONS.

DENNIS...IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN, PHONONG ALL HIS FRIENDS AP PEAK TIMES AND THEY ONLY LIVE NEXT DOOR TO HIM

OUR ROVING REPORTER.....

IS STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

ANDY LATEST..................

Andy & Bunty have been released on Bail. Its not clear who got them bail, but they have walked we hear. Apparantley Andy on his release let off stink bombs outside the police station and made a run for it. Meanwhile Bunty says shes so pleased to be free and is enjoying her first puff on a mature Cigar for ages......