Thursday, 2 September 2010
BREAKING.................
We have just heard Andy and Betty are planning to meet this weekend in an old Barn to discuss their future...Apparantley from there on they are going out for an expensive meal our Mole tells us. The meal is a Mcdonalds, once again Andy sparing no Expense to impress Betty. We also have learnt that Andy had invested in some new properties this week, only to find they had already been demolished. Also good news on the Water Front for hundreds of people who were subjected to days without water thanks to Andy. Supplies have now resumed. So we asked Andy if he was going to continue to invest in properties and he said " I dont look good in a vest" Dear O Dear............
ANDY.......LATEST
Our Mole tells us that Andy has been busy writing his own memoirs ahead of his new Book to be released later this year, we hear its to be titled, The Sausage Years. Apparantley Andy is very enthusiastic and Said "I cant understand why i didnt do it sooner, and i can only apologise to my fans who have waited to read about my life for so long" dear o dear, in shops by Christmas then Andy.............
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
LATEST....................
We hear hundreds of people had their Bank Holiday ruined thanks to Andy, after he drilled through a Major Water Pipe causing it to burst. This led to hundreds of customers having their water supply turned off for two days. One Lady said he is a pain, last week i was in the middle of doimg my ironing and washing when the power cut out, now i cant even have a cup of tea, no water. Three Valleys water say the supply will be resumed as soon as possible we have our workers working flat out.....
BREAKING....................
Andy and Betty we hear are setting up a clandestine Meeting, as yet we have no details more as we get them.............
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