Earlier this week we reported that Betty wanted a divorce, and since we have heard she stormed out of
the banger household the other day. Today we hear Betty and Andy Banger have seperated. Betty has said she cant take any more of Andys space Antics and other wierd fascinations. Andy has said Betty is going through a midlife crisis and will come back. Has the bubble burst we hear Andy has yet again been putting his sausage shuttle together for orbit and now has been trying to persuade Bunty to go up to space............When will it end????
Thursday, 5 August 2010
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
FLASH...........BETTY STORMS OUT AND LEAVES ANDY
We are hearing Betty has stormed out and left Andy after he tried to re launch her in the suasage shuttle for phase too. Betty has gone off to an unknown location and taken we understand at least 3 pairs of Bloomers, so obviously plans on being away for a while.....Earlier we reported that Betty wanted a Divorce after Andy wanted her to carry on with the space mission, Betty has said hes obsessed with space and apparantley used to dress up as an astronaut when he became amorous with her, he has always had fantasies about being an android she said and ive had enough......Poor Betty
LATEST............DARRELL ANDREWS FURIOUS WITH RESEARCHERS.............
Saturday Supreme has learned that Darrell andrews has threatened to sack the researchers, after 3 weeks of letting him down with lack of content for show...We understand he has called a meeting with the Drunk producer for crisis talks, to what to do next.............We will keep you updated with this story............
BETTY WANTS A DIVORCE..................
We hear today Betty has asked Andy for a divorce following the flop of The Sausage space launch in which Betty was missing stranded up a tree for a week, ive had enough she said, no more... Speakingto our correspondant mole today she said she is sick of sausages and Andy and theres no way im going back up there, ive been through hell she said......... Andy replied we are fine bettys hormones are playing up............What at 64 Andy ????
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