Wednesday 30 September 2015

BREAKING.........EL.BEE, VERSUS THE DAVID ESSEX????

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BUNTY IS ORGANISING A RACE WHERE YOU RUN PUFFING A CIGAR,  ITS CALLED BRING A( CIGAR A THON)

YOUR CHANCE TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CIGAR........

Monday 28 September 2015

Friday 25 September 2015

                       

BREAKING...................... FELICITY FEELING THE FUTURE , AND ITS NOT GOOD FOR UNCLE ANDY ???

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BREAKING.............................BANGER REMAKES & RE MASTERS DO THE KEN AGAIN (PART 3)

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YES ANDY NOW SAYS YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE , KEEP UP TO DATE VIA THE ANDY APP. .......................

BREAKING ........................THE ANDY APP ???

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BREAKING.......................CHAS GETS LOCKED IN WITH VERA ACCIDENTALLY (APPARANTLEY )

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HAVE YOU GOT THE BUNTY BLUES, BUNTY SAYS SHE HAD THEM THIS WEEK AS SHE RAN OUT OF CIGARS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DEPRESSED SHE SAID , THEY ARE PRIDE AND JOY APART FROM BOYS SHE SAID ......................

BREAKING.....................HAVE YOU GOT THE BUNTY BLUES ??????

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WE HEAR BANGER SAYS THAT THE ARCHERS IS TO BE REROPLACED BY A BRAND NEW RADIO PLAY CALLED THE BANGERS, LISTEN OUT FOR MORE SOON.....................

Wednesday 23 September 2015

Tuesday 22 September 2015

BREAKING.......................THATS BANGER/ THATS WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY ????????

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BREAKING..........................VERA SAYS , HAVE WE FORGOTTEN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE CLEAN ??????

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BUNTY SAYS SHE IS MAKING A RAP , CALLED THE BUNTY RAP. EVERYONE WILL JOIN IN IM SURE SHE SAYS AS IT WILL CATCH ON .

PUFF ON YOUR CIGARS AND JOIN IN THE BUNTY RAP

BREAKING....................BEGIN THE BUNTY RAP ??????

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BANGER SAYS HES BOOMIN IN THE LATEST POLLS. HE SAYS LATEST POLLS SHOW THST HE WIILL BE  IN GOVERNMENT AFTER THE NEXT ELECTION.........................

Monday 21 September 2015

Friday 18 September 2015

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FELICITY CONTINUES TO BELIEVE THAT HER UNCLE IS NEARING THE END, THE CARDS ARE NEVER WRONG SHE SAYS......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........................BEWARE OF THE BANGER ?????

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BREAKING........................FELICITY SAYS HES ON BORROWED TIME????

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ITS NOT QUITE HOW IT SOUNDS, BECAUSE A BUNTY BLOW DRY MEANS IF YOU FIND YOURSELF CAUGHT OUT IN THE RAIN, OR WET PERHAPS FROM THE SHOWER TRY A BUNTY BLOW DRY.

LIGHT A CIGAR AND BLOW ALL OVER THIS WILL DRY YOU OFF IN NO  TIME.............................

BREAKING.....................NOW A BUNTY BLOW DRY ????

BREAKING..................BRUISER SAYS HE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD?????

BREAKING.....................CHAS SAYS HE FEELS SECURE WITH VERA??????

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AVOID HAVING A HAIRCUT AT BANGERS BARBERS IF YOU WANT YOUR HAIR TTO GROW BACK, WE HEAR THAT ONE UNLUCKY PERSON WONT SEE THEIR HAIR AGAIN AFTER A BANGER CUT AND BLOW DRY.......................BE WARNED

BREAKING........................BANGERS BARBERS????

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YES WITH THE RUGBY WORLD CUP UNDERWAY , BANGER CLAIMS THAT HES BRITISH TEAM THE BANGER BEAGLES  ARE THE ALTERNATIVE TO THE ORIGINAL EGLISH RUGBY TEAM.

WATCH BETTY TRY HE SAYS, WE WILL BE THE ULTIMATE VICTORS IF THE CUP HE SAID, THE BANGER BEAGLES ARE IN ACTION SOON.......................

BREAKING......................THE BANGER BEAGLES????

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BUNTY SAYS SHES AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE TO BORROW HER  FOR  CIGAR LESSONS, YOU WONT REGRET IT SHE SAYS , WHY NOT BORROW ME TODAY ......................

BREAKING...........................BORROW A BUNTY ???

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Wednesday 16 September 2015

BREAKING....... EL BEE APPROACHED BY RECORD COMPANY TO DO A DAVID ESSEX RECORDING????

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BANGER SAYS IF THAT FELICITY CARRIES ON STALKING HIM SHE WONT HAVE A FUTURE HERSELF.

HE CLAIMS THAT HE PREDICTS IF SHE CARRIES ON MUCH LONGER SHE TOO WONT SEE CHRISTMAS........


Tuesday 15 September 2015

Friday 11 September 2015

BREAKING.......................BIG BANGER IS WATCHING YOU ???????

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BREAKING......................HOLD THE FRONT PAGE.... ITS THE DAILY BANGER ??????

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BREAKING.....................BRUISER TOO TAKE INSECURITY COURSE , ?????????

                                                         
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BREAKING..........................CHAS SAYS WE SHOULD ALL HAVE A LOCK IN , BUT VERA SHOULD BE THERE TOO ?????


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BREAKING..........................FELICITY SAYS SHE REGRETS NOT BEING A BETTER NIECE TO THE BEST EVER UNCLE ANDY ????

BREAKING..........................VERA SAYS CAMERAS TO BE INSTALLED FOR MONITORING CLEANLINESS!!!!!!!

                                                             
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BREAKING..........................BERTY BIG TEETH SAYS, IM NOT ALL TEETH ???

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BUNTY SAYS SHE KNOWS WHY ANDY IS LIKE HE IS AND ITS ABOUT TIME SHE REVEALED ALL, ON THE SHOW TOMORROW............................

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL...........................




A tearful Felicity.  I had this now for about six hours Felicity bursting in to tears about Uncle Andy.
 
Felicity been around my place driving me nuts saying she is having visions of her  Uncle Andy in Spirit.
Felicity was crying saying she wished she had been kinder to her Uncle Andy.  Felicity says Andy is going have his best Christmas ever with the people who Love him. Felicity says I want to give him a good send off.  I know I have been a heartless bitch in the past Felicity said. You said it Felicity.
Felicity is sobbing again pass the kleenex.  Hope she isnt going to cry when she sees Andy tomorrow.



BREAKING .......................BUNTY TO BREAK THE SILENCE ???????

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YES THE RISE OF THE BANGER, ANOTHER  NOVEL WHICH ANDY IS WORKING ON , HE SAYS IT FOLLOWS HES LIFE AND CAREER THROUGH THE YEARS . THIS IS ALSO A FOLLOW ON FROM ANOTHER PREVIOUS MEMOIRS OF BANGER THE CLASSIC YEARS ??????

BREAKING.....................EL BEE , ON TRACK NOW 42 MPH ?????

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THIS WEEKS SHOW WILL NOW GO AHEAD AS NORMAL..............................

Wednesday 9 September 2015

BREAKING........ THE RISE OF THE BANGER????

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YES,  BANGER CLAIMS HES MADE A DO THE KEN 2,  AS A FOLLOW,  HE SAYS UT COULD  BE BIGGER HIT THAN THE FIRST SONG,  HMMMMMM, WE WILL SEE!!!!!

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FELICITY CLAIMS THAT SHE IS FLOWING WITH FEELINGS OF THE FUTURE.

I KNOW A GREAT DEAL SHE SAYS,  SHALL WE LOOK DEEPER????

BREAKING...... THE FELICITY FLOW????

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BANGER HAS SPOKEN TO HES SUBJECTS TODAY TELLING  THEM THA THEY  ARE HES PEASANTS AND THAT HIS MAJESTY BANGER IS PROUD TO SERVE.......

Tuesday 8 September 2015

BREAKING............ THE ROYAL BANGER REIGN????

BREAKING......... WAIT FOR IT, ITS DO THE KEN AGAIN 2?????

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BUNTY SAYS THAT EVERY HOUSE IN THE UK, SHOULD OWN A HORSE.

HORSES ARE THE FUTURE SHE SAYS AND ONE DAY I BELIEVE HORSES WILL LIVE IN HOUSES NOT PEOPLE....

BREAKING........ BUNTY SAYS EVERY HOUSE SHOULD HAVE A HORSE???

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WITH HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN CELEBRATING HER REIGN OF THE MONARCHY  THIS WEEK,  BANGER NOW SAYS ITS ALSO TIME TO CELEBRATE HIS REIGN.

HE BELIEVES THAT THE NATION SHOULD CELEBRATE HIS MAJESTY ANDY BANGER IN WHAT HE CALLS ROYAL BANGER BRITIAN. STREET PARTIES,  A BANK HOLIDAY AND MORE SHOULD BE HELD TO CELEBRATE ANOTHER 50 YEARS HE SAYS......

Friday 4 September 2015

BREAKING......................BANGER TECHNOLOGIES ??????

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BANGER SAYS HE HAS A LOT IN COMMON WITH AUTUMN . .............HE SAYS HES GREEN RIPE, AND FULL OF MELLOW FRUITFULLNESS , HE QUITE OFTEN FEELS MISTY AND FEELS OVER DUE AT TIMES AS WELL...................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...........................AUTUMNAL BANGER ?????

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EL BEE SAYS HES BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD, AND WAS IT YOURS???? HE SAYS HE RECENTLY DID 40 MPH A NEW RECORD ..........................

BREAKING .................EL BEE SAYS HES BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD ??????

BREAKING........................VERA SAYS ITS TIME FOR A CLEANSING ?????

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BERTY BIG TEETH IS DUE FOR A DENTAL CHECK UP HE SAYS. I HAVENT HAD ONE FOR YEARS SO NO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT . INFACT THE LAST TIMEBERTY BIG TEETH WENT FOR  A CHECK UP IT TOOK HALF  A DAY ............................

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FELICITY SAYS SHE HAD MORE PREMONITIONS, AND DEEP DREAMS ABOUT HER UNCLES FUTURE, SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT SHE SAYS,..............NO YOUR UNCLE ISNT RIGHT YOU MEAN ....................

BREAKING...........................BERTY BIG TEETH GOES FOR A CHECK UP ????????

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AFTER A COMPLETE LIFE CHECK ? WELL A BANGER CHECK COULD BE FOR YOU .

ANDY CLAIMS THAT A COMPLETE BANGER CHECK WILL ASSESS YOUR HEALTH FROM TOP TO TOE , YES FITNESS HE SAYS ALSO DIET ALL WILL COME IN TO PLAY.

APPLY FOR A COMPLETE BANGER CHECK TODAY ................................

BREAKING..........................FELICTY HAS A FEELING ABOUT THE FUTURE ????

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START YOUR DAY , THE BUNTY WAY , YES A CIGAR  CEREAL

BUNTY SAYS MIX CIGAR IN YOUR BOWL WITH YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL, AND THEN STIR, YOU WILL BE PLEASANTLY SUPRISED SHE SAYS, YOU CAN EITHER SMOKE IT OR EAT IT ...............................


BREAKING............................ WANT .A COMPLETE BANGER CHECK ??????????

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WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS CAUSED MORE COMMOTION ON THE WAY BACK TO THE UK.

AFTER THE PLANE TOOK OFF IN MID FLIGHT BETTY GOT UP AND THE PLANE TILTED ON ITS SIDE DUE TO HER WEIGHT.

WE ALSO HEAR ANDY GOT IN TO A ROW WITH A PASSENGER  AFTER THEY MADE A REMARK ABOUT HES PIPE , ANDY AS USUAL PUFFED IN THEIR FACE THIS PROMPTED A NEAR ENOUGH FIGHT TO BREAK OUT .........................

Tuesday 1 September 2015

BREAKING......... FELICITY SAYS FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE?????

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BREAKING........ BANGER DOES THE SPANISH HARLEM????

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WOULD YOU DO THE BUMPIN BUNTY?

YES THE OBJECT OF TGE DANCE IS TO BUMP IN TO YOUR SMOKING PARNTER DO YOU KNOCK THE CIGAR PUT OF THIER MOUTH AND THEREFORE WIN THEIR CIGAR.

DO THE BUMPIN BUNTY TODAY........

BREAKING.......... BUMPIN BUNTY?????

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WELL, WE HEAR THE BANGERS HAVE CAUSED CHAOS IN BENIDORM.

WE HEAR ANDY CAUSED A DISTURBANCE BY PUFFING HIS PIPE BOTH IN AND AROUND THE POOL. HE WAS WARNED NO SMOKING IN THE POOL,  HE IGNORED THE PLEAS.  WE ALS HEARD THAT BETTY SOAKED EVERYONE BY JUMPING IN THE POOL WITH HER WEIGHT.

IN TGEIR APPARTMENT THEY MADE SO MUCH NOISE THEIR HOLIDAY MAKERS NE T DOOR ASKED TO BE MOVED.

BREAKING........ BANGERS CAUSE CHAOS IN BENIDORM????