Friday 28 August 2015
MORE.............................BANGERS IN BENIDORM
WE HAVE HEARD THAT BANGER LIT HES PIPE UPON TAKE OFF, HE ALSO OFFERED THE PILOT A PUFF , WE HEAR THERE MAY WELL BE AN EMERGENCY LADING , CHAOS IN THE AIR .........................
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CHAOS, IS THE ONLY WORD COMING OUT OF GATWICK THIS EVENING BANGER , BETTY , BERTY BIG TEETH ALL CAUSING PROBLEMS.
WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ARGUING WITH AIRPORT OFFICIALS OVER PUFFING ON HES PIPE, ALSO WE NOW HEAR THAT HES BEEN TOLD HE CANNOT BOARD THE PLANE AS HE HAS TOO MUCH LUGGAGE , HE THEN RESPONDED NO BETTY IS PART OF MY LUGGAGE .
WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ARGUING WITH AIRPORT OFFICIALS OVER PUFFING ON HES PIPE, ALSO WE NOW HEAR THAT HES BEEN TOLD HE CANNOT BOARD THE PLANE AS HE HAS TOO MUCH LUGGAGE , HE THEN RESPONDED NO BETTY IS PART OF MY LUGGAGE .
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THE BANGERS ARE MAKING A GETAWAY THIS BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND WE HEAR THEY ARE OFF TO BENIDORM THISWEEKEND
THATS WHY THEY WILL NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. WE HEAR THEY ARE JETTING OFF THIS EVENING , BUT NOT IN ONE OF ANDYS PLANES, WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR BRITISH AIRPORTS........................
THATS WHY THEY WILL NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. WE HEAR THEY ARE JETTING OFF THIS EVENING , BUT NOT IN ONE OF ANDYS PLANES, WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR BRITISH AIRPORTS........................
Thursday 27 August 2015
Wednesday 26 August 2015
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BANGERS BRAND NEW CATERING SERVICE, MEALS ON WHEELS, YES SAUSAGES WILL BE TOP OF THE MENU, WITH A BETTY BATTER PUDDING SPECIAL.
NO NEED TO COOK., YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR MEALS ON WHEELS....
NO NEED TO COOK., YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR MEALS ON WHEELS....
Tuesday 25 August 2015
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A TYPICAL BUNTY BANK.HOLIDAY WE HEAR IS TO WAKE UP WITH A CIGAR AND PUFF AWAY ALL WEEKEND WITH THE BOYS.
WELL SHE SAYS THE WEEKEND IS ALL OVER IN A PUFF ANYWAY.....
WELL SHE SAYS THE WEEKEND IS ALL OVER IN A PUFF ANYWAY.....
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BANGER SAYS ITS SHARE A SAUSAGE WEEK,
GRAB A SAUSAGE AND SHARE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE HE SAYS, ITS ALL ABOUT TGE LOVE OF A SAUSAGE.......
GRAB A SAUSAGE AND SHARE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE HE SAYS, ITS ALL ABOUT TGE LOVE OF A SAUSAGE.......
Monday 24 August 2015
Friday 21 August 2015
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BANGER INFORMATION IS A SERVICE THAT HAS BEEN STARTED UP APPARANTLEY TO GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATION ON ANYTHING AT ALL, EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ................
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FELICITY AGAIN HAS SEEN THE FUTURE , SHE SAYS I SEE AN UNCLE , I SEE A PIPE , I SEE SAUSAGES, BUT IT WONT BE LONG ......................
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STEPHEN HALL TELLS US THAT BANGER MAY BE REMAKING PIPE COMMERCIALS. YET TO BE CONFIRMED BUT HE WANTS TO RE LIVE THOSE GOOD OLD PIPE SMOKING COMMERCIAL DAY S AS HE PUT IT .
WELL WE AWAIT TO SEE IF THESE DO HAPPEN BECAUSE COMMERCIALS ON SMOKING ARE BANNED ANYWAY .............
WELL WE AWAIT TO SEE IF THESE DO HAPPEN BECAUSE COMMERCIALS ON SMOKING ARE BANNED ANYWAY .............
Thursday 20 August 2015
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BANGER IS PREPARING FOR GOVERNMENT , HE SAYS THAT HE WILL LEAD THE BANGER PARTY TO GOVERN.
HE SAYS ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE THAT THE NATION WANTED CHANGE AND HE AS THE ONE TO LEAD IN THE FUTURE ...........................
HE SAYS ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE THAT THE NATION WANTED CHANGE AND HE AS THE ONE TO LEAD IN THE FUTURE ...........................
Wednesday 19 August 2015
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WELL WITH LABOUR LEADERSHIP IN THE NEWS IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE HEARD ABOUT THE BANGER LEADERSHIP.
QUESTION IS WHOS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? WELL HOT CONTENDERS ARE BETTY, AND BRUISER, WATCH THIS SPACE..........
QUESTION IS WHOS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? WELL HOT CONTENDERS ARE BETTY, AND BRUISER, WATCH THIS SPACE..........
Tuesday 18 August 2015
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BUNTY IS PLANNING TO HOLD PROFESSIONAL CIGAR CLASSES.
IDEAL SHE SAYS IF YOU STARTING OUT ON YOUR CIGAR CAREER, AVAILABLE FROM THE AUTUMN. LEARN HOW TO BECOME A CIGAR PROFESSIONAL SHE SAYS..........
IDEAL SHE SAYS IF YOU STARTING OUT ON YOUR CIGAR CAREER, AVAILABLE FROM THE AUTUMN. LEARN HOW TO BECOME A CIGAR PROFESSIONAL SHE SAYS..........
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FELICITY SAYS IT WAS FETE FOR HER TO BE A PSYCHIC,
FETE LEAD ME TO THIS PATH SHE SAID SO I COULD BECOME WHAT I AM TODAY THE AMAZING FELICITY FORTUNE.......
FETE LEAD ME TO THIS PATH SHE SAID SO I COULD BECOME WHAT I AM TODAY THE AMAZING FELICITY FORTUNE.......
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BANGER IS AGAIN MAKING WHAT HE CALLS ANOTHER CLASSIC TUNE WHICH HE BELIEVES WILL CATCH ON, ITS CALLED DO THE KEN.
THE IDEA COMES FROM THE ASSISTANT ON TOLD GOLD MUSIC SHOW KEN, WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.......
THE IDEA COMES FROM THE ASSISTANT ON TOLD GOLD MUSIC SHOW KEN, WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.......
Monday 17 August 2015
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WE HEAR BUNTY HAS CHANGED HER NAME BY DEED POLL, SHE LOVES CIGARS SO MUCH SHE WANTS WANTS TO BE NAMED AFTER THEM.........
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IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, BUT THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS A SMOOTHIE MADE UP OF SAUSAGES.
AT FIRST WE THOUGHT AR FIRST BANGER WAS CALLING HIMSELF A SMOOTHIE, BUT NOW WE GATHER HES INVESTING IN PUTTING THIS BANGER DRINK.ON THE MARKET.......OH DEAR
AT FIRST WE THOUGHT AR FIRST BANGER WAS CALLING HIMSELF A SMOOTHIE, BUT NOW WE GATHER HES INVESTING IN PUTTING THIS BANGER DRINK.ON THE MARKET.......OH DEAR
Sunday 16 August 2015
Friday 14 August 2015
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FELICITY SAYS HER VISIONS OF POOR UNCLE ANDY ARE INCREASING, SHE SAID I SEE HES DEMISE VERY SOON, I CANT TELL WHEN AS HE OFTEN APPEARS IN MY NIGHTMARES, BUT GOD BLESS YOU UNCLE ANDY SHE SAYS AND GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT ................
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BANGERS GRANDMOTHER USED TO BE FOND OF HIM WE HEAR WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG LAD.
SHE USED TO CALL HIM HER CHEEKY LITTLE MONKEY , BUT THATS REALLY BECAUSE WE HEAR SHE USED TO THINK THAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE MONKEY , HE HAD MONKEY FEATURES SHE USED TO SAY , WELL WE CAN BELIEVE THAT ................
SHE USED TO CALL HIM HER CHEEKY LITTLE MONKEY , BUT THATS REALLY BECAUSE WE HEAR SHE USED TO THINK THAT HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE MONKEY , HE HAD MONKEY FEATURES SHE USED TO SAY , WELL WE CAN BELIEVE THAT ................
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WE HEAR MORE HOMES ARE CONTINUING TO HAVE THEIR WATER SUPPLIES DISRUPTED UNDER BANGER WATER.
HE SAID WE HAVE NO CHOICE ITS DUE TO ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE , PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THEY GO THIRSTY ..................
HE SAID WE HAVE NO CHOICE ITS DUE TO ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE , PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THEY GO THIRSTY ..................
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTYS BOYS WENT FOR AN INTERVIEW TODAY , AN OFFICE WAS SHOCKED WE HEAR WHEN MANIKIN WALKED IN PUFFING A CIGAR , BUNTY SAID TO THE COMPANY DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST HORSES FOR WORK, THEY HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT AS ANYONE ELSE .......................DEAR O DEAR
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Elderly motorist crashes into pond then calmly lights smoking pipe as car fills with water
The driver, in his 80s, had gone to to fish in a lake but ended up driving his car into the water instead
The driver, in his 80s, had gone to to fish in a lake but ended up driving his car into the water instead
Thursday 13 August 2015
BREAKING ..........................WHATS BANGER BEEN UP TO NOW ????????
Elderly motorist crashes into pond then calmly lights smoking pipe as car fills with water
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BANGER SAYS JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING , AND HE WILL BE THE JUDGE , WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS ??????
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ANDY SAYS THAT HE WILL INVITE PRESIDENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD TO SAHRE IN A PIPE OF PEACE.
HE BELIEVES THAT HE CAN REUNITE THE NATIONS WITH ONE PIPE ........................
HE BELIEVES THAT HE CAN REUNITE THE NATIONS WITH ONE PIPE ........................
Wednesday 12 August 2015
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BANGER WATER CAN YOU BELIEVE IS NOW OPERATIONAL,
ALREADY BANGER HAS TURNED OFF MANY CUSTOMERS WATER SUPPLIES, SAYING ESSENTIAL WORKS ARE NECESSARY
ALREADY BANGER HAS TURNED OFF MANY CUSTOMERS WATER SUPPLIES, SAYING ESSENTIAL WORKS ARE NECESSARY
Tuesday 11 August 2015
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE CIGAR CHALLENGE.
YES ANOTHER ONE OF BUNTYS IDEAS THST SHE SAYS NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SGE YOU CAN JOIN IN. JUST REACH FOR YOUR CIGAR TODAY......
YES ANOTHER ONE OF BUNTYS IDEAS THST SHE SAYS NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SGE YOU CAN JOIN IN. JUST REACH FOR YOUR CIGAR TODAY......
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WE HEAR VERA HAS BEEN PUSHED OVER THE EDGE, AND HAS MADE A SONG TO VENT HER ANGER ABOUT THE CLEANING IN THE VERULAM TOILETS.
A RECORDING YOU SHOULDNT MISS AND WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON SATURDAYS SHOW.....
A RECORDING YOU SHOULDNT MISS AND WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON SATURDAYS SHOW.....
Monday 10 August 2015
Friday 7 August 2015
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FELICITY SAYS HER MEDITATION SESSIONS, AND PSYCHIC SESSIONS ARE SOMETIMES INTERUPTED BY THE SPIRIT OF UNCLE ANDY .
SHE SAYS ITS DEFINITELY HIM, HES LIVING ON BORROWED TIME........................
SHE SAYS ITS DEFINITELY HIM, HES LIVING ON BORROWED TIME........................
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LIFE GETTING YOU DOWN? MONEY TROUBLES, RELATIONSHIPS ? LIFE TESTING THEN HAVE FAITH IN BANGER , THE BANGER FAITH MEANS THAT YOUR POSITIVITY WILL BE RESTORED, HOPE IS ON THE HORZON IF YOU BELIEVE TODAY ?????
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WE HEAR THAT FELICITY IS HOSTING A PSYCHIC EVENING , YES ITS ALREADY SOLD OUT SHE SAID.
THE AUDIENCE WILL PUT FELICITY TO THE TEST AS THEY ASK HER QUESTIONS, AND IN RETURNS SHE GIVES THEM READINGS, SHOULD BE INTERESTING ..................
THE AUDIENCE WILL PUT FELICITY TO THE TEST AS THEY ASK HER QUESTIONS, AND IN RETURNS SHE GIVES THEM READINGS, SHOULD BE INTERESTING ..................
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YES ANOTHER BANGER VENTURE , BANGER BAKING LTD. WE HEAR BETTY IS CHIEF CHEF, AND WILL BE BAKING THEM BLOOMERS AND BUNS LIKE NO TOMORROW.
WE HEAR SHE IS A MEAN CHEF TOO, WHO EXPECTS 100 PER CENT FROM HER WORKERS, AND THOSE BETTY BATTER PUDDINGS TO RISE NICELY ..................
WE HEAR SHE IS A MEAN CHEF TOO, WHO EXPECTS 100 PER CENT FROM HER WORKERS, AND THOSE BETTY BATTER PUDDINGS TO RISE NICELY ..................
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BUNTY SAYS SHE WOULD LIKE A CITY NAMED AFTER CIGARS, THIS WOULD BE NATURALLY CALLED CIGAR CITY .
SHE HASNT SAID WHICH CITY WOULD HAVE THIS CURSE PUT ON THEM BUT IT MAY WELL BE THE CITY SHE LIVES IN AND LOVES...........................PUFF PUFF PUFF AWAY
SHE HASNT SAID WHICH CITY WOULD HAVE THIS CURSE PUT ON THEM BUT IT MAY WELL BE THE CITY SHE LIVES IN AND LOVES...........................PUFF PUFF PUFF AWAY
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BANGER CLAIMS HES GOT A PIPE BAND. HE HAS NEVER MENTIONED THEM BEFORE, BUT SAYS HES NEVER HAD TOO.
HE SAYS HE USED TO PLAY IN THE BAND AND THEY WOULD PUFF THEIR PIPES AS THEY PLAYED . ................
HE SAYS HE USED TO PLAY IN THE BAND AND THEY WOULD PUFF THEIR PIPES AS THEY PLAYED . ................
Thursday 6 August 2015
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ANDY SAYS FORGET THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX, HE SAYS THE ONLY WAY IS BANGER , THERE SHOULD BE A TV SERIAL ABOUT US HE SAY WE ARE THE REALITY TV KINGS ...............
Wednesday 5 August 2015
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BANGER UK , SOUNDS LIKE HES EXPANDING AGAIN AND WANTS THE NATION TO KNOW ABOUT IT .
HE HOPES TO INCORPORATE A LOT OF HES SERVICES IN TO UK BANGER EMPIRE , BAD NEWS FOR THE UK .....
HE HOPES TO INCORPORATE A LOT OF HES SERVICES IN TO UK BANGER EMPIRE , BAD NEWS FOR THE UK .....
Tuesday 4 August 2015
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ANDY HAS ASKED BUNTY TO WORK FOR HIM AT HIS VENTURE A BETTING SHOP CALLED BET ON BANGER.
HE SAID WITH HER HORSE EXPERIENCE SHES ODDS ON FAVOURITE TO RUN IF FOR HIM.
HE SAID WITH HER HORSE EXPERIENCE SHES ODDS ON FAVOURITE TO RUN IF FOR HIM.
Monday 3 August 2015
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WE HEAR BUNTY HAS COVERED TASTE OF HONEYS, BOOGIE WOOGIE .
WE WILL HAVE A VERSION ON THIS WEEKS SHOW ... .. ..
WE WILL HAVE A VERSION ON THIS WEEKS SHOW ... .. ..
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