FELICTY SAYS SHES AMAZED JUST HOW MUCH SHES FOLLOWED AROUBD SND CHEERED WHEN SHES SEEN IN PUBLIC.
EVERYONE THINKS IM STEVIE NICKS SHE SAYS, PETHAPS STEVIE NICKS GETS CALLED FELICITY TOO SHE SAYS....
Tuesday 30 June 2015
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BUNTY SAYS IN THE HOT WEATHER KEEP YOUR CIGARS IN THE FRIDGE TO KEEP THEM ICE COOL.
A CIGAR IS JUST AS LOVELY COOL.AS IT IS HOT SHE SAID
A CIGAR IS JUST AS LOVELY COOL.AS IT IS HOT SHE SAID
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WELL, WITH THE HEATWAVE UPON US PLEASE BEWARE THAT BANGER IS SELLING FAULTY FANS
WE HEAR SOME IF THESE FANS HAVE ALREADY OVERHEATED AND OTHERS EXPLODED, PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE DANGEROUS APPLIANCES.....
WE HEAR SOME IF THESE FANS HAVE ALREADY OVERHEATED AND OTHERS EXPLODED, PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE DANGEROUS APPLIANCES.....
Sunday 28 June 2015
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.HEATWAVE CONDITIONS ARE NOW LIKELY TO AFFECT HERTS FROM TUESDAY ONWARDS. TEMPERATURES ARE LIKELY TO REACH AROUND 90F WITH HIGH HUMIDITY/ INCREASING RISK OF THUNDERSTORMS MIDWEEK........................
WATCH FOR FURTHER UPDATES....................................
Friday 26 June 2015
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YES BANGER ONCE AGAIN HAS BECOME JEALOUS OF THE ST ALBANS STREET FESTIVAL LAST WEEKEND AND NOW IS GETTING A STATUE OF HIMSELF TO BE CALLED THE BANGER OF ST ALBANS SO HE SAYS THE PUBLIC CAN REMEMBER WHAT ST ALBANS STANDS FOR
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BUNTY SAYS SHE COULD BE YOUR CIGAR COACH IF YOU NEED COACHING ON HOW TO START SMOKING CIGARS.
FROM YOUR FIRST PUFF TO YOUR LAST, LET ME BE YOUR PERSONAL CIGAR COACH THROUGH LIFE, TRUST IN ME AND WE WILL LIGHT UP TOGETHER TODAY .............
FROM YOUR FIRST PUFF TO YOUR LAST, LET ME BE YOUR PERSONAL CIGAR COACH THROUGH LIFE, TRUST IN ME AND WE WILL LIGHT UP TOGETHER TODAY .............
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APPARANTELY BANGER WILL COACH YOU , AND GIVE YOU ALL THE GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT YOU NEED , WE ALSO HEAR THAT BETTY WILL BE HANDING OUT YOUR FAVOURITE STRAWBERRIES & CREAM , CAN YOU WAIT?????
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BANGER HAS NOW STARTED UP HIS OWN LORRY COMPANY CALLED BANGER TRANSPORT.
YES LORRYS THAT CROSS THE NATION DELIVERING YOUR FAVOURITE PRODUCTS ON TIME , WE ARE NOT SURE HOWEVER WETHER THEY WILL EVER GET THERE , WE THINK THIS WILL E ANOTHER FLEETING VENTURE..............................
YES LORRYS THAT CROSS THE NATION DELIVERING YOUR FAVOURITE PRODUCTS ON TIME , WE ARE NOT SURE HOWEVER WETHER THEY WILL EVER GET THERE , WE THINK THIS WILL E ANOTHER FLEETING VENTURE..............................
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WE HEAR THAT FELICITY IS AT GLASTONBURY MAKING AN APPEARANCE WITH HHER TAROT CARDS, CRYSTAL BALLS ETC.
WE HEAR SHE WILL HAVE A STAGE OF HER OWN GIVING LIVE READINGS, BUNTY SAID IM SO PROUD OF HER ..........................
WE HEAR SHE WILL HAVE A STAGE OF HER OWN GIVING LIVE READINGS, BUNTY SAID IM SO PROUD OF HER ..........................
Thursday 25 June 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL........................
Felicity says she wishes to restart her acting ceareer. Felicity says she has been offered a part in Dowton Abbey as a Psychic.
Felicity says she trained at RADA and personally knows some well known British Actress,s such as Glenda Jackson and Helen Mirren.
Felicity says she has appeared in Hammer House of Horror and Thriller. I knew Pinewood and Elstree very well she said.
Felicity says her acting ceareer will feature in Felicity the Movie.
Felicity says she is looking forward to Dowton Abbey as she said she can dress in all those wonderful old 20s Outfits.
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FELICTY SAYS THAT SHE SEEN AN APPARITION OF ANDY , ANDY FURIOUSLY HIT BACK AND SAID THAT NICE OF MINE IS BONKERS COS IM STILL ALIVE, YES ANDY BUT HAS SHE SEEN THE FUTURE??????
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FELICITY IS FEARED IT WOULD SEEM BY MANY , TAROT, WITCHES, AND ALL THINGS PARANORMAL.
FELICITY SAYS DO NOT FEAR, I AM A NEW BEGINNING .................................
FELICITY SAYS DO NOT FEAR, I AM A NEW BEGINNING .................................
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THE B C C, BUNTY CIGAR CORPORATION, YES LET BUNTY GET YOUR FAVOURITE CIGAR FOR YOU . WHATEVER YOUR TASTE IN CIGARS ,BUNTY CAN GET THEM FOR YOU, IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO HER EXCLUSIVE SERVICE.......................
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PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE BETTY CIRCUS THATS COMING TO TOWN. YES THE AMAZING BETTY A HUMAN CANNIBAL, FLIPPING THROUGH THE AIR AND SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE, ANDY SAYS SHES A SPECTACLE TO BEEN SEEN TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW VIA THE BANGER HOTLINE.................
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BANGER HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN UPSETTING HES NEIGHBOURS, HE HAD A BARBECUE AND NOT ONLY DID THE FUMES CONTAMINATE THE NEIGHBOURS WASHING BUT THE BARBECUE ALSO CAUGHT FIRE TO NEXT DOORS FENCE.
BANGER ENDED UP GETTING IN TROUBLE WHEN THE POLICE WERE CALLED AND NEARLY GOT ARRESTED , HES NOW BEEN TOLD TO KEEP THE PEACE AND HAVE NO MORE BARBECUES EITHER.....................
BANGER ENDED UP GETTING IN TROUBLE WHEN THE POLICE WERE CALLED AND NEARLY GOT ARRESTED , HES NOW BEEN TOLD TO KEEP THE PEACE AND HAVE NO MORE BARBECUES EITHER.....................
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WE HEAR BUNTY IS EXTREEMLY BRASSED OFF, SHE WOKE UP YESTERDAY MORNING WITH A HUMP IN HER BACK.
I DIDNT FEEL.WELL AT ALL SHE AND ALL I WANTED ALL DAY WAS HAY AND WATER OH AND A CIGAR, I MUST TAKE AFTER MY BOYS SHE SAID.... NEY BUNTY WE DONT THINK SO.......
I DIDNT FEEL.WELL AT ALL SHE AND ALL I WANTED ALL DAY WAS HAY AND WATER OH AND A CIGAR, I MUST TAKE AFTER MY BOYS SHE SAID.... NEY BUNTY WE DONT THINK SO.......
Tuesday 23 June 2015
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BANGER SAYS HES HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE AN OPPORTUNITY WHICH WOULD GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE OPPORTUNITIES??????? WHAT IS HE ON ABOUT.....
Monday 22 June 2015
Friday 19 June 2015
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, BANGER NOW SAYS INSTEAD OF THE ST ALBANS FESTIVAL COME ALONG TO THE BANGER FESTIVAL.
YES, THE MARCHING OF THE SAUSAGES NOT TO BE MISSED. ALSO THE BANGERETTES, & MORE, THE BETTY PROCESSION STARTS SAT AFTERNOON DONT MISS IT.......
YES, THE MARCHING OF THE SAUSAGES NOT TO BE MISSED. ALSO THE BANGERETTES, & MORE, THE BETTY PROCESSION STARTS SAT AFTERNOON DONT MISS IT.......
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WITH THE ST ALBANS FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND, BUNTY TOO IS HAVING A FESTIVAL TOO A CIGAR FESTIVAL.
COME ALONG AND WALK WITH PRIDE IN OYR CIGAR FESTIVAL HOLDING YOUR CIGAR IN THE AIR AS YOU GO....
COME ALONG AND WALK WITH PRIDE IN OYR CIGAR FESTIVAL HOLDING YOUR CIGAR IN THE AIR AS YOU GO....
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BANGER SAYS HE WILL BE CELEBRATIBG THE SUMMER SOLSTICE TOO, HE SAUD EVERY YEAR WE SIT AROUND THE BETTY CHANTING WE WORSHIP BETTY, THR BETTY, WE LOVE BETTY, LETS REJOICE FOR MID SUMMER BETTY.....
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SHOPPERS WERE SHOCKED TO SEE BUNTU WITH TWO HORSES, HER BOYS MANIKIN & CONDOR SHOPPING IN.DEBENHAMS SMOKING CIGARS
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FELICITY WITCHY BANGER SAYS SHE WILL BE SITTING UP.UNTIL DAWN.WITH JENNY TO WATCH THE SUMMER SOLSTICE.
THEN WHEN THE SUN RISES A SHE WILL TURN A CARD FOR THE NEW BEGINNING.....
THEN WHEN THE SUN RISES A SHE WILL TURN A CARD FOR THE NEW BEGINNING.....
Thursday 18 June 2015
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GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN BITTEN AGAIN BY RAMBO.
DESPITE THE FACT THAT ALL DOORS WERE LOCKED , WE HEAR RAMBO.JUMPED THROUGH A WINDOW LEFT OPEN AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR HIS NOSE. ANDY SAYS HES NOW DEFINITELY GOUNG TO REPORT RAMBO TO THE RSPCA FOR BEING DISTURBED, WE ALSO HEAR IT TOOK HOURS TO GET RAMBO FINALLY OUT THE HOUSE.
DESPITE THE FACT THAT ALL DOORS WERE LOCKED , WE HEAR RAMBO.JUMPED THROUGH A WINDOW LEFT OPEN AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR HIS NOSE. ANDY SAYS HES NOW DEFINITELY GOUNG TO REPORT RAMBO TO THE RSPCA FOR BEING DISTURBED, WE ALSO HEAR IT TOOK HOURS TO GET RAMBO FINALLY OUT THE HOUSE.
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THIS HAS COME AS A BIT OF A SURPRISE TO ALL OF US AS THE MACHO BRUISER WE HEAR LIKES TO GO TAP DANCING IN HIS SPARE TIME.
WE HEAR WHENEVER HE CAN HE REGULARLY ATTENDS TAP DANCING CLASSES....... VERY NICE TOO BRUISER
WE HEAR WHENEVER HE CAN HE REGULARLY ATTENDS TAP DANCING CLASSES....... VERY NICE TOO BRUISER
Wednesday 17 June 2015
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FELICITY FUTURE? YES FELICITY HAS LAUNCHED A NEW NAME FOR HERSELF, LET ME TELL YOU FUTURE TODAY, NOT YESTERDAY....... OH DEAR
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BANGER SAYS HE WILL SOON BE PRESIDENT AND HE AND BETTY WILL MOVE TO AMERICA, GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS BANGER HE SAID
Tuesday 16 June 2015
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BANGER HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL BE RUNNING FOR US PRESIDENT.
I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE AMERICA FORWARD, MY FELLOW AMERICANS VITE FOR ME AND GOD BLESS BETTY HE SAYS......
I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE AMERICA FORWARD, MY FELLOW AMERICANS VITE FOR ME AND GOD BLESS BETTY HE SAYS......
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HAVE YOU TRIED THE BUMPY BUNTY, BUNTY SAYS SHES SURE IT WILL CATCH ON.
WHAT YOU OF COURSE IS LIGHT A CIGAR AS ALWAYS, AND YOU BUMP. UP AND DOWN ON THE FLOOR, ALL THE TIME KEEPING YOUR CIGAR ALIGHT........DEAR O DEAR
WHAT YOU OF COURSE IS LIGHT A CIGAR AS ALWAYS, AND YOU BUMP. UP AND DOWN ON THE FLOOR, ALL THE TIME KEEPING YOUR CIGAR ALIGHT........DEAR O DEAR
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YES BRAIN FAILURE BANGER, ANDY CLAIMS HE REGULARLY LOSRS HIS MEMORY, FORGETS THINGS, MAINLY BETTY, BUT IT REALLY GETS HIM IN TROUBLE, WE HEAR HES HAD TP SLEEP IN TGE SHED MANY TIMES.... M
Monday 15 June 2015
Sunday 14 June 2015
Friday 12 June 2015
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ONCE AGAIN BANGER AS ALWAYS IS TRYING TO OVER RIDE THE HEADLINES AND SAYS TOMORROW WILL BE THE TROOPING OF THE BETTY AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE.
BRUISER WILL BE ON GUARD IN THE MORNING BEFORE THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD LATER. BANGER SAYS HE EXPECTS LARGE CROWDS TO TURN OUT AND SEE BETTY WAVING FROM THE WINDOW..........................
BRUISER WILL BE ON GUARD IN THE MORNING BEFORE THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD LATER. BANGER SAYS HE EXPECTS LARGE CROWDS TO TURN OUT AND SEE BETTY WAVING FROM THE WINDOW..........................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL........................
Felicity now claims that Stevie Nicks is flying over from the States to be in conversation with Felicity.
Felicity is very excited about meeting her role model.
That woman lives in a fantasy world.
When Felicity has that Angelic look on her face she is about to put a spell on somebody.
Thursday 11 June 2015
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AN AUTOMATIC ANDY , JUST IMAGINE , APPARANTELY BANGER SAYS BY XMAS THE TOY TO HAVE WILL BE AN AUTOMATIC ANDY.
YES NO WIND UP NO BATTERIES , PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOUR LITTLE ANDY WILL BE AUTOMATIC. WATCH IT RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR, AND DO AS YOU ASK , BANGER SAYS WATCH OUT FOR MORE DETAILS IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS............................
YES NO WIND UP NO BATTERIES , PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOUR LITTLE ANDY WILL BE AUTOMATIC. WATCH IT RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR, AND DO AS YOU ASK , BANGER SAYS WATCH OUT FOR MORE DETAILS IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS............................
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BUNTY SAYS GET RID OF YOUR CAR AND GET YOURSELF A HORSE.
SHE WOULD LIKE TO SEE EVERYONE OWN A HORSE BY 2020. I THINK IT WOLD BE LOVELY SHE SAYS TO GO TO WORK ON A HORSE, AND COMMUTE THAT WAY. HORSES NEED CIGARS TO KEEP THEM GOING SO POLLUTION COULD BE A PROBLEM FROM SMOKING HORSES, BUT IM SURE WE COULD GET USED IT .........................DEAR O DEAR
SHE WOULD LIKE TO SEE EVERYONE OWN A HORSE BY 2020. I THINK IT WOLD BE LOVELY SHE SAYS TO GO TO WORK ON A HORSE, AND COMMUTE THAT WAY. HORSES NEED CIGARS TO KEEP THEM GOING SO POLLUTION COULD BE A PROBLEM FROM SMOKING HORSES, BUT IM SURE WE COULD GET USED IT .........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 10 June 2015
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER ROAD MAINTENANCE, NEWS TO OU AND ME, PLANS TO CLOSE HUNDREDS OF ROADS SOON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FOR WHAT HE CLAIMS IS ESSENTIAL ROAD REPAIRS/MAINTENANCE.........................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL........................
Felicity is getting more like Andy with her claims about herself. Felicity says she was not only a Actress when she was young but a Model too.
Felicity says she was a fashion model for Pagen Witch like Clothing due to her resemblence to Stevie Nicks. I was one of the first young women to make cigar smoking fashionable in the 19
Below Feliicty casting her spell on white van man ........................
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HE DOES COME OUT WITH THEM BANGER CLAIMS HES NOW MEETING THE PRIME MINISTER FOR A COFFEE , HE SAYS HES REQUESTED BANGER ADVICE GUIDANCE ON HOME AND WORLD ISSUES, REALLY??? COME ON ANDY WE DONT BELIEVE THAT
Tuesday 9 June 2015
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THE BIRTH OF THE BUNTY, BUNTY SAYS GET READY FOR MANY BUNTYS, YES SHE BELIEVES THE UNIVERSE IS RIGHT FOR A WORLD OF BUNTYS......... OH PLEASE
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE, FELICITY IS TO HOLD A RADIO VERULAM.SEANCE.
YES WE HEAR THE RECEPTION AREA IS TO BE TAKEN OVER BY CARDS, CRYSTAL BALLS, PALMISTS ETC. SHE SAYS AS YOU WALK IN YOU WILL BE ASKED TO DRAW S CARD, BE PREPARED FOR A NEW BEGINNING. THE VERULAM MANAGEMENT BY THE WAY HAVE NOT EVEN AGREED TO THE SEANCE BUT FELICITY FORSEES THEY WILL??????
YES WE HEAR THE RECEPTION AREA IS TO BE TAKEN OVER BY CARDS, CRYSTAL BALLS, PALMISTS ETC. SHE SAYS AS YOU WALK IN YOU WILL BE ASKED TO DRAW S CARD, BE PREPARED FOR A NEW BEGINNING. THE VERULAM MANAGEMENT BY THE WAY HAVE NOT EVEN AGREED TO THE SEANCE BUT FELICITY FORSEES THEY WILL??????
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IT MSY DOUND GOOD, BUT BELIEVE ITS NOT REALLY.
BANGER RESEARCH UK.SET UP BY BANGER HIMSELF IS TO HE SAYS TP MORE RESEARCH IN TO SAUSAGES. NOT ENOUGH IS KNOWN ABOUT THE BIRTH OF THE SAUSAGE, AT BANGER RESEARCH UK WE WILL.FIND THE ANSWERS HE SAYS......DEAR O DEAR .
BANGER RESEARCH UK.SET UP BY BANGER HIMSELF IS TO HE SAYS TP MORE RESEARCH IN TO SAUSAGES. NOT ENOUGH IS KNOWN ABOUT THE BIRTH OF THE SAUSAGE, AT BANGER RESEARCH UK WE WILL.FIND THE ANSWERS HE SAYS......DEAR O DEAR .
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BUNTY AFTER RUNNING OUT OF CIGARS HAS APPROACHED A FILM PRODUCER TO RE ACT HER TERRIBLE DAY AS SHE PUTS IT.
EARLIER BUNTY CALLED THE EMERGENCY SERVICES WHEN SHE RAN OUT OF CIGARS NOW SHE HAS ANOTHER PACK SHE WANTS TO FILM.HER WORST NIGHTMARE CALLING IT THE RETURN OF THE CIGAR.....
EARLIER BUNTY CALLED THE EMERGENCY SERVICES WHEN SHE RAN OUT OF CIGARS NOW SHE HAS ANOTHER PACK SHE WANTS TO FILM.HER WORST NIGHTMARE CALLING IT THE RETURN OF THE CIGAR.....
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WE HAVE JUST HEARD THAT BUNTY PHONED THE EMERGENCY SERVICES YODAY, WHEN THEY ARRIVED THEY FOUND A VERY DISTRESSED BUNTY.CRYING BECAUSR SHE RAN OUT OF CIGARS.
THE EMERGENCY SERVICRS COULD NOT BELIEVE IT AND REFUSED TO.GIVE IN TO.BUNTYS WISHES TO POP TO THR CORNER SHOP TO GET FURTHER SUPPLIES,
THE EMERGENCY SERVICRS COULD NOT BELIEVE IT AND REFUSED TO.GIVE IN TO.BUNTYS WISHES TO POP TO THR CORNER SHOP TO GET FURTHER SUPPLIES,
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IF YOUR CONSIDERING AN INTERNETB PROVIDER, HERES ONE BANGER VTOASBABD WE ARE TOLD ITS SUPERFAST AND GAURANTEED TO REACH AT LEAST YOUR FRONT DOOR.
WE ASKED BANGER ABOUT COVERAGE HE SAID IT COVERS AT LEAST THE WHOLE OF BETTY?!!!!
WE ASKED BANGER ABOUT COVERAGE HE SAID IT COVERS AT LEAST THE WHOLE OF BETTY?!!!!
Monday 8 June 2015
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WE HOPE THIS ISNT TRUE BUT WE HEAR BANGER IS STARTING UP ANOTHER BUSINESS VENTURE BANGERS OPTICIANS, HE CLAIMS HE NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING.........
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BANGER VISION, YES WE KNOW THAT ANDY DOES HAVE HES MOMENTS, INFACT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE USED TO SEE VISIONS OF HIMSELF, BUNTY TOLD US THAT HE SAID, HE HAD BANGER VISION......... DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR BETTY IS SWESTING MORE THAN EVER ABD NOT JUST IN HOT WEATHER.
ANDY SAYS I LOVE IT WHEN BETTY SWEATS SHE HAS HER OWN LOVELY AROMA....... OH PLEASE
ANDY SAYS I LOVE IT WHEN BETTY SWEATS SHE HAS HER OWN LOVELY AROMA....... OH PLEASE
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YES FELICITY SAYS THE FUTURE IS CLEAR, THERES A BEW BEGINNING FOR ALL OF US, OH FELICITY NOT ANOTHER ONE PLEASE...
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FANCY GROWING YOUR OWN CIGSRS BUNTY SAYS TGE TIME IS RIGHT.
PLANT YOUR TOBACCO SEEDS WHEN LEAVES HAVE GROWN YOURE READY TO PRODUCE YOUR OWN CIGAR, PUFF AWAY
PLANT YOUR TOBACCO SEEDS WHEN LEAVES HAVE GROWN YOURE READY TO PRODUCE YOUR OWN CIGAR, PUFF AWAY
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YES BRING FORTH THE BANGER, APPARANTLEY SAYS HE WILL RISE TO ANY OCCASSION.
NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THR BANGER HE SAYS, AND IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE THERE..... WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS THE EQUALIZER????
NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THR BANGER HE SAYS, AND IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE THERE..... WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS THE EQUALIZER????
Friday 5 June 2015
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BANGER SAYS SOMETIMES THE BEAST IN HIM COMES OUT, HE SAID HE CAN GO FROM BEING HUMAN TO A BEAST.
HE SAID BETTY RATHER LIKES THAT SIDE OF ME , BUT I PREFER TO BE A GENTLE BEAST ..................................
HE SAID BETTY RATHER LIKES THAT SIDE OF ME , BUT I PREFER TO BE A GENTLE BEAST ..................................
Thursday 4 June 2015
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BUNTY , SAID FORGET FLAMING JUNE, WE SHOULD LIGHT UP IN THE SUN AND LAY BACK AND HAVE A FLAMING CIGAR. APPARANTELY , ITS CATCHING ON ITS A HOT TIME OF THE YEAR SHOULD SAY, FOR CIGARS ANYWAY.........................
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS A BLINKING PROBLEM, AND HE SAYS ITS A BLINKING NUISANCE , WE TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE OPTICIAN, HE SAID HE COULDNT FIND HES WAY THERE..........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 3 June 2015
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YES, REACH OUT FOR THE ANDY, BANGER SAYS WHATEVER YOUR WORRIES, JUST REACH OUT FOR THE ANDY TO LEND A HELPING HAND. THINK WE WOULD RATHER CALL GHOSTBUSTERS, BUT THANKS ALL THE SAME ANDY.......
Tuesday 2 June 2015
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.............................
Felicity has rung and said to me that me and you should protect her from White van Man.
She said I dont expect to see White van Man down the Studio again when I am around .
Felicity said she will put a spell on both of us if we let him down the Studio again.
Felicity said she will turn him in to a Cat if he comes near her again.
Felicity casting a Spell on White van Man.
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WE HAVE HEARD THE BUNTY HAS MADE A COVER VERSION OF THE 60S TUNE WALKING BACK TO HAPPINESS, CALLED WALKING BACK TO BUNTYNESS, OH DEAR ANOTHER RUINED CLASSIC.
WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING OF THIS WHEN WE ARE NEXT ON AIR ON THE 13TH JUNE .........
WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING OF THIS WHEN WE ARE NEXT ON AIR ON THE 13TH JUNE .........
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WE HEAR IN TODAYS EXTREMELY WINDY CONDITIONS, BANGERS KILT BLOW OFF IN A GUST OF WIND.
APPARANTELY AS IT BLEW OFF IT HIT AN ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, ANGER RAN FOR COVER AS HE WAS NEAR NAKED, A VERY RED FACED ANDY WAS YELLING HOW VERY DARE YOU ................................
APPARANTELY AS IT BLEW OFF IT HIT AN ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, ANGER RAN FOR COVER AS HE WAS NEAR NAKED, A VERY RED FACED ANDY WAS YELLING HOW VERY DARE YOU ................................
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