BREAKING.....................SIR BANGER ??? NEW YEARS HONOURS LIST ???

                             

BREAKING.........................BANGER RINGS MCINTYRE BANGER TO INVITE HIM TO JOIN HIM FOR HOGMANAY?????

                                                        

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WE HEAR BUNTY IS TO HAVE AN EXTRAVAGANT NEW YEARS BASH . SHE SAID SHE WILL BE HAVING LORDS AND LADYS ATTENDING ACTUALLY WE HEAR THAT EVEN LADY FELICITY WILL BE THERE OFFERING GUIDANCE ON TAROT AND THE FUTURE, ALTHOUGH SADLY THE CARDS SEE NO FUTURE FOR UNCLE ANDY ...........................

BREAKING...........................BUNTYS NEW YEARS BASH ???????

                                               

BREAKING...........................CHAS & VERA MAKE A NEW YEARS WISH , WILL IT BOTH BE THE SAME ONE ????????

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BUNTY ALSO HAS MADE A NEW YEARS MESSAGE, NO DOUBT IT WILL INCLUDE SOMETHING ABOUT  CIGARS, MORE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW...............................

BREAKING.........................BUNTYS NEW YEARS MESSAGE ?????

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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS RECORDED A NEW YEARS MESSAGE FOR ALL FELLOW BANGERS, BRACE YOURSELVES.............................

BREAKING..........................BANGERS NEW YEARS MESSAGE ??????

BREAKING............................BANGERS NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS ??????

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BREAKING...........................BUNTY SAYS IT WILL SOON BE THE END OF ONE CIGAR YEAR AND THE START OF ANOTHER ???????

BREAKING.....................FELICITY FEARS CHANGE AT TURN OF THE YEAR ??????.

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BANGER SAYS THE NEW YEAR WILL MEAN A NEW BANGER . I WILL BE MORE ATTENTIVE TO BETTY AND OTHERS ,  ALSO MORE SUCCESSFUL, HAS HE SEEN THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST MAYBE ???????????

BREAKING..............................NEW YEAR , NEW BANGER ???????

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BANGER SAYS HE WILL BE HAVING A BIG BANGER SALE, EVERYTHING MUST GO HE SAYS INCLUDING BETTY.

DONT DELAY , BUY TODAY IN THE BIG BANGER SALE .....................

BREAKING......... THE BIG BANGER SALE????

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.........THE NEXT SAT SUPREME WILL BE BROADCAST ON 2ND JANUARY.......

BREAKING.....................BANGER SAYS THIS YEAR WILL BE A BANGER CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY ???????

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BREAKING...........................CHAS & VERA SAY THEY ARE WORKING CHRISTMAS, SO LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW ??????

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BREAKING.......................BANGER SAYS HE HAS A SURPRISE FOR BETTY THIS XMAS........... .( POOR BETTY )

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BREAKING.......................WE HEAR FELICITYS FAV XMAS SONG IS WALKING THROUGH A WITCHES WONDERLAND ????

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BREAKING......................FELICITY SAYS HER FAV XMAS FILM IS GHOST OF XMAS PAST STARRING UNCLE ANDY ??

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BREAKING......................BANGERS ALL TIME FAV XMAS SONG , IS HAVE YOURSELF A SAUSAGE LITTLE XMAS

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BREAKING.............................BUNTYS ALL TIME FAV XMAS SONG, GALLOPING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ????

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT , BANGER SAYS THAT HE WAS WEE WILLY WONKA, ITS TRUE HE SAYS I WAS  WELL KNOWN AS THE ORIGINAL ,EVEN NOW PEOPLE STOP HIM AND SAY HEY ITS WILLY WONKA........................

BREAKING........................BANGER GREETINGS?????

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BREAKING...........................ANDY SAYS HE USED TO BE WEE WILLY WONKA ????????

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BREAKING.....................BUNTYS HORSES WILL BE SITTING AROUND THE XMAS TABLE THIS YEAR (AS ALWAYS)

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WHY IS BANGER GOING AROUND SAYING GOODNESS  GRACIOUS TO EVERYONE IN ST ALBANS????

BREAKING.........................GOODNESS , GRACIOUS BANGER ??????

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FELICITY FEARS THE WORST THIS CHRISTMAS , IVE GOT A VISION SHE SAY AND UNLIKE MARIAH CAREY ITS NOT A VISION OF LOVE, HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR MINCE PIES UNCLE ANDY  SHE SAID...............................

BREAKING........................FEARFUL FELICITY ????

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BANGER APPARANTELY HAS OPENED HIS OWN CHRISTMAS GROTTO , ANYONE IS WELCOME COME AND SIT ON SANTA BANGERS KNEE, GUESS WHO WAS FIRST , YES THATS RIGHT ALMIGHTY  BETTY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

BREAKING.....................BANGERS CHRISTMAS GROTTO ?????

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CHRISTMAS KEN ? YES BANGER TELLS US THAT HES IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING MR KEN FESTIVELY FAMOUS.

WE WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS  WEEKS SHOW........................

BREAKING.......................FESTIVE KEN ?????

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BANGER HAS BEEN GOING AROUND ST ALBANS SAYING TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, BUT SOME OF THE PUBLIC HAVE TAKEN IT SO WELL.

WE HEAR SOME PEOPLE SAID TO HIM NOT WITH YOU AROUND, OTHERS SAID HE LOOKS LIKE SCROOGE............................

BREAKING............................TURKEY LEGS BETTY ?????

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BREAKING........................TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY (SAYS BANGER )

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IF YOU STILL DECORATING YOUR TREE, HOW ABOUT SOME BUNTY BAUBLES.  YES THEY PACKED WITH CIGAR AND SMOKE GIVING OFF A CIGAR ODOUR OF COURSE THAT YOU CAN ENJOY AFTER YOUR XMAS DINNER......................

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MR STAINES,  MR HALL,  MR KEN & MR BARNWELL ARE ALL EXPECTED FOR THIS YEARS BANGER CHRISTMAS DINNER.

NO EXCUSES THIS YEAR HE SAYS BETTU HAS GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE SWEATING OVER THE TURKEY.....

BREAKING......... BUNTY BAUBLES?????

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BREAKING......... FELICITY SAYS LETS HAVE A FAMILY CHRISTMAS, MAKE IT SPECIAL?????

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BREAKING...........ANDY SAYS BETTY EXPECTS ALL FOR DINNER????

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GETTING REPORTS AT SAT SUPREME THAT BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY XMAS TREES,  WE HEAR THEY MAKE A MESS,  AND EVEN COLLAPSE WHEN STOOD UP...

BREAKING...........BANGER SELLING FAKE XMAS TREES????

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WEEKLY WEATHER OUTLOOK FOR HERTS FOR 14/18TH DEC....... BECOMING VERY MILD / PERIODS OF RAIN/DRIZZLE AT TIMES /BREEZY

BREAKING...................................TURKEY BANGER ????????

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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY CAUSED TRAVEL CHAOS TODAY GOING XMAS SHOPPING ON HER HORSE THROUGH OXFORD STREET.

 PEOPLES JAWS DROPPED AS BUNTY GALLOPED THROUGH THE TRAFFIC PUFFING A CIGAR ON CONDOR..................................

BREAKING.......................BUNTY HOLDS UP TRAFFIC ON HORSE THROUGH OXFORD STREET??????

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ANDY IS TO MAKE A SEASONAL XMAS ADVERT TO SAY THAT HE IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR XMAS,  HE WANTS THE PUBLIC TO REMEMBER HES THERE ALL YEAR ROUND NOT JUST FOR THE XMAS TIME...........................

BREAKING.........................A BANGER IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS????????

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WE ASK EVERYONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEIR CHIMNEYS THIS YULETIDE, THIS BECAUSE LAST YEAR WE HEAR BANGER GOT STUCK GOING DOWN SOMEONES CHIMNEY AND THEN FELL THROUGH THE ROOF, BE AWARE.......................

BREAKING........................WATCH YOUR CHIMNEYS THIS CHRISTMAS ?????

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BREAKING......................EL BEE REVVING UP FOR XMAS???

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BREAKING........................CHAS & VERA NOT TO BE APART THIS XMAS .....................WELL WORKING ACTUALLY

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WE HEAR THAT BANGER IS KEEPING A VERY LOW PROFILE, AFTER BEING THREATENED BY WHITE VAN MAN. APPARANTLEY HES BEEN SEEN WALKING AROUND ST ALBANS IN DISGUISE HOPING NOT TO BE SPOTTED.....................

BREAKING......................BANGER ON THE RUN ??????

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FELICITY SAYS THIS WILL BE AN EMOTIONAL XMAS FOR US ALL, I WILL BE HOLDING  BACK THE TEARS SHE SAID,  I HAVE ALREADY ASKED FOR A SPECIAL SONG TO BE DEDICATED  TO UNCLE  ANDY CALLED, MISS YOU MOST AT XMAS BY MARIAH CAREY, AND ALSO ANOTHER CALLED THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES....................

BREAKING................FELICTY SAYS THIS IS A XMAS TO REMEMBER????

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CRACKER BANGER , YES HES BRINGING OUT HES OWN SPECIAL CHRISTMAS CRACKERS HE TELLS US THIS YUELTIDE, HE SAYS THE CRACKERS WILL BE VERY HIGH QUALITY , WITH PIPES IN THEM AND SAUSAGES ETC,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER IS TO MAKE  A VERSION OF WIZARD OF OZ , WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING OF THIS ON OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW NEXT WEEK,

BREAKING......................CRACKER BANGER ??????

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DEVELOPING..............................ANDY TO BE WIZARD OF OZ FOR CHRISTMAS ???????

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YES WE HEAR THAT BUNTY WILL AS ALWAYS BE CELEBRATING A CIGAR XMAS , I LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN TO BE SURROUNDED BY MY FAVOURITE CIGARS SHE SAID TO PUFF AWAY IN TO THE NEW YEAR ..........................

BREAKING......... BIUNTY TO HAVE A CIGAR CHRISTMAS {OF COURSE) ?????

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WE HEAR WHITE VAN MAN IN A DESPERATE BID TO TRACK DOWN BANGER HAS OFFERED A GENEROUS REWARD.....

BREAKING.........WHITE VAN MAN OFFERS A REWARD FOR BANGERS WHERE ABOUTS????

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WE HEAR BANGER HAS GONE IN TO HIDING,  NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM SINCE HE HIT WHITE VAN MANS VAN AGAIN.

BETTY SAYS ITS BEEN LOVELY AND PEACEFUL LATELY

BREAKING........ ANYONE SEEN BANGER?????

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APPARANTLEY  WE HEAR BANGER IS IN YET MORE TROUBLE HE REVERSED AND HIT A VAN BEHIND HIM, IT WAS WHITE VAN MANS VAN,  NOW HES GONE MISSING.......

BREAKING...............................BANGER IN BIG TROUBLE ????????? .

                                           

BREAKING...........................BANGER THE LEGEND?????

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BREAKING.....................VERA SAYS TREAT THE RV TOILETS HOW YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR OWN ??????

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BUNTY SAYS SHE WILL TOUR ST ALBANS FOR XMAS, WE HEAR SHE WILL GALLOP THROUGH THE STREETS OF ST ALBANS WAVING TO HER ADMIRERS, SHE WILL BE COMING TO YOUR STREET SOON........................

BREAKING.........................BUNTY FOR . CHRISTMAS . ?????????

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BUNTY SAYS FELICITY ONCE TOLD HER IN A READING SHE GAVE HER THAT SHE WAS ONCE A BRAVEHEART IN A PREVIOUS LIFE WHICH PEOPLE FEARED ......................

BREAKING..........................BUNTY THE BRAVEHEART ??????

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BREAKING ................................ANDY EXPECTS DO THE KEN 3 TO GO PLATINUM WITHIN WEEKS ???????

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BREAKING...........................CHAS & VERA GET THE SAME XMAS CARD FOR EACH OTHER ??????

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ANDY TELLS US THAT HE WAS ONCE A WARRIOR IN A  PREVIOUS LIFE HE BELIEVES, I WAS A FAMOUS CONQUERER HE ADDED, HOWEVER BUNTY HAS OTHER IDEAS OF WHAT HE ONCE WAS.......................

BREAKING.......................EL BEE SAYS ROCK ON ????

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BREAKING........................BANGER THE WARRIOR???

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BREAKING........................BANGER MANIA??????

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BREAKING.......................WITCHFUL FELICITY

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YES WE HEAR BANGER HAS MADE ANOTHER VERSION OF DO THE KEN AGAIN , WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW........................

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BREAKING.......... LETS DO THE KEN AGAIN 3?????

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