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THE ADAMS FAMILY REUNITED ????? COULD WELL ALL OF THEM WILL BE,  AT THE BANGERS HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR AT BUNTYS MANSION, PUMPKIN, APPLE BOBBING ,  AND LOTS OF SCARY GOINGS ON ARE PROMISED WITH FELICITY GEARING UP FOR ONE OF HER GREAT SPRITIUAL RITUALS  EVER, GHOSTLY GHOULS,  OR WE MEAN ANDY WILL BE THERE OR WILL HE ?????

RUMOUR HAS IT HE WONT GO NEAR BUNTYS UNTIL THE DOG IS EITHER LOCKED AWAY OR  PUT IN KENNELS, POOR RAMBO

BREAKING.....................THE BANGERS HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR ??????

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IT HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THAT BUNTY WILL ALSO NOT BE APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW EITHER. APPARANTLEY SHE TELLS US THAT SHE  HAS CIGAR  CONFERENCE TO ATTEND TOO............

BREAKING...........................BUNTY NOW CONFIRMS SHE WILL NOW NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW????

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WE CAN CONFIRM THAT BANGER HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE WILL NOT BE APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS ANDY HOUR , THIS BECAUSE HE HAS A TRAINING COURSE TO GO ON ??? HE SAYS I HAVE TO DO TRAINING FOR BANGER INTERNATIONAL ALONG WITH OTHER FELLOW PRESENTERS , BETTY ETC......................

BREAKING...................BANGER NOT TO APPEAR ON THIS WEEKS SHOW ????

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BANGER HAS MADE A SCARY BETTY HALLOWEEN ID WOULD YOU BELIEVE , WE OF COURSE WILL HAVE  A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....................

BREAKING.........................BANGER MAKES A SCARY BETTY HALLOWEEN ID ????

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BUNTY BOOK AT BEDTIME, SOUNDS PLEASANT ENOUGH, BUT WHEN WE LOOK DEEPER BUNTY IS ACTUALLY ASKING PARENTS TO READ THEIR CHILDREN TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF HER BOOKS ON CIGARS. WE DONT THINK THIS, OR SHOULD WE SAY WE HOPE THIS WONT CATCH ON.....................

BREAKING................BOOK AT BEDTIME WITH BUNTY????

BUNTY BELOW WITH A  YOUNG FELICITY BACK  IN HER BEDTIME READING DAYS.....

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WATCH OUT , WATCH OUT, VAMPIRE BANGERS ABOUT , HES LURKING IN THE STREETS, ON EVERY CORNER IN EVERY PLACE, HE SAYS HE CANT WAIT TO GET HIS TEETH IN TO THE ROLE...............DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....................VAMPIRE BANGER ??????

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BE AWARE IF YOU ARE OUT AND ABOUT IN ST ALBANS BECAUSE  BANGER IS WALKING AROUND IN A CLOAK SCARING PEOPLE. WEVE HAD REPORTS HES GOING UP TO PEOPLE SHOUTING IM THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS YOURE UNDER MY SPELL.......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......................FELICITY TO HOLD SEANCE ON HALLOWEEN AT ZIGURATT????

BREAKING....... BANGER OUT SCARING THE ST ALBANS PUBLIC AGAIN

BREAKING...... BERTY BIG TEETH BOBBING FOR APPLES?????

BETTY BIG TEETH WE HEAR WILL BE BOBBING FOR APPLES  AT THE BANGER HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR.

SHOWING OFF HIS BIG TEETH IN STYLE,  SAYS ANDY....

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BONFIRE BRUISER? ,  WELL WE HEAR THIS YEAR AT THE BANGERS BONFIRE DISPLAY,  BRUISER WILL BE BODY GUARDING THE BONFIRE.

HE WILL.BE CHUCKING THE WOOD & LOGS OM UNDER ANDY INSTRUCTIONS,  NO ONE COMES NEAR THE BONFIRE BRUISER SAYS IT'S MINE......

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EVER SEEN A BOUNCING BUNTY? WELL YOU MAY SOON WELL DO,  FOR BUNTY YET AGAIN HAS CREATED ANOTHER PERFECT XMAS GIFT.  WIND HER UP.AND WATCH HER BOUNCE ALONG WITH CIGAR IN TOW, TEA SHE SAYS IT WILL.BE A PERFECT GIFT FOR A TODDLER WHO WILL BE A BEGINNER WITH CIGARS. TO GAIN. FAMILIARITY.....

BREAKING........ BONFIRE BRUISER?????

BREAKING....... BOUNCING BUNTY?????

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WITH HALLOWEEN APPROACHING BANGER SAYS HE WILL BE CASTING HE'S OWN SPELLS.  HE ONCE AGAIN FANCIES HIMSELF AS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS AND WILL BE LOOKING FOR EASY PREY......
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

BREAKING.........FANCY A SPELL OF ANDY???

COMING TO THE AIRWAVES OF RADIO VERULAM THIS SAT , A NEW SHOW FOLLOWING.............. SATURDAY SUPREME ..................

MORE DETAILS SOON.........................................

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FELICITY THE EXTRAORDINARY CLAIRVOYANT , DAUGHTER OF BUNTY BELIEVES THAT ZIGGURAT IS HAUNTED, SHE SAYS IVE SEEN SEVERAL APPARITIONS OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS , WAS ONE OF THEM PERHAPS ANDY ????????

BREAKING......................FELICITY BELIEVES THAT ZIGGURAT IS HAUNTED ?????

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ITS OUT , YES BUNTYS BIOGRAPHY , SHE SAYS READ ALL ABOUT HER LIFE , SHE SAYS MY LIFE IS AN OPEN BOOK . READ ALL ABOUT  MY UPS AND DOWNS WITH CIGARS AND PREVIOUS LIFE AS A HORSE.....................ITS OUT NOW !!!!!!!!!

BREAKING.......................BUNTIOGRAPHY???????

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BANGERS MOANING AGAIN, WHY HASNT THERE BEEN A HURRICANE NAMED AFTER ME HE SAYS. I AM COMPLAINING TO THE HURRICANE CENTRE AND WANT IN FUTURE ALL STORMS TO BE NAMED AFTER ME HE SAID......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...................... WHY NOT .HURRICANE BANGER ??????

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WITH THE CLOCKS GOING BACK ONE HOUR THIS WEEKEND, BANGER BELIEVES HE IS OLD GRANDFATHER TIME. I HAVE LONG BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH TIME AROUND THE WORLD HE SAYS, INFACT  , I HAVE BEEN TIME & TIME AGAIN .....................

BREAKING......................OLD GRANDFATHER TIME?????

FAREWELL TO ASHLYN KAYE , PRESENTER OF ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FOR 14 YEARS ON RADIO VERULAM, WHO LEFT LAST SATURDAY.................................

PHIL RICHARDS  ASHLYN KAYE & DARRELL ANDREWS ON ASHLYNS LAST SHOW.....................

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ANDY IS DEMANDING TO KNOW WHO HAS OR WHO IS,WEARING BERRY'S BLOOMERS.  THEY HAVEN'T BEEN SINCE YESTERDAY AFTER BEEN BLOWN AWAY IN FAKE FORCE WINDS OFF THE WASHING LINE.

HE HAS DEMANDED THEY BE RETURNED IMMEDIATELY,  CHANCES ARE ANYWAY THEY WOULDN'T FIT ANYONE ELSE.

BREAKING........ HAVE YOU SEEN BETTY'S BLOOMERS???

BREAKING......... WILL CHAS & VERA. CLEAN UP THEIR ACT????

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BRING ON.THE BUNTY, SOUNDS LIKE A MUSICAL.DOESN'T,  AND YES THAT'S WHAT BUNTY HAS IN MIND.  HER VERY OWN MUSICAL WITH FREE CIGARS ON ENTRANCE.......

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THE ADVENTURES OF ANDY,  YES HE SAYS IT WILL BE A NEW MAGAZINE PUBLICATION PRINTING ALL THE ANTICS THAT HE HAS BEEN UP TO,. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IT WILL BE A BIG SELLER????

BREAKING........ BRING ON THE BUNTY?????

BREAKING....... ADVENTURES OF ANDY????

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BUNTY HAS APPROACHED THE PROGRAMME CONTROLLER OF THE STATION TO PRESENT HER OWN PROGRAMME ON CIGAR SMOKING, AND A JOINT PROGRAMME WITH FELICITY  CALLED... ITS OUT THERE, A PARANORMAL PROGRAMME........................

BREAKING........................BUNTY APPROACHES VERULAM PROGRAMME CONTROLLER FOR NEW CIGAR PROGRAMME??????

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WE HEAR FELICITY HAS MADE A SPECIAL RECORDING FOR THIS WEEKS SHOW, MORE ON THIS  ON THE SHOW ON SATURDAY ...................

BREAKING....................FELICITY MAKES A RECORDING FOR SATURDAYS SHOW?????

BREAKING...... VERA,WANTS TO RETURN????

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YES THE BANGER FOUNDATION HE'S LATEST EXCUSE TO TAKE MONEY OFF THE ELDERLY,  THE POOR,  AND OTHERS.  HE CLAIMS IT'S TO HELP KEEP HIM GOING,  PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY HE SAYS.....

BREAKING......... THE BANGER FOUNDATION?????

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BUNTY IS TO APPLY TO PARLIAMENT YO GET A LAW PASSED TO MAKE IT,LEGAL.FOR ALL HORSES TO HAVE A PUFF.  SHE SAYS TOO MANY HORSES ARE MISSING OUT AS THEIR OWNERS ARE AFRAID TO LET HUM HAVE A CIGAR FOR DEAR OF BREAKING THE LAW. THIS HAS TO  STOP.SHE SAYS!!!!

BREAKING.......... BUNTY TO CALL.FOR. CIGAR,SMOKING FOR HORSES TO BE LEGALISED????

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FELICITY BUNNY'S DAUGHTER WHO MADE,A DEBUT ON SAT SUPREME ON SAT DOIBG TAROT READINGS SAYS,SHE WILL.BE DOING A SÉANCE NOW AT  THE ZIGGURAT & ALSO WANTS,TO.COME BACK ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT REINCARNATION!!!!

BREAKING........ FELICITY TO HOLD ZIGGURAT SÉANCE?????

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WE HEAR ANDY IS ANNOYED THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING HIS ROYAL SOCIETY FOR  THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANDY  SERIOUSLY.  HE SAYS BE UNDER KNOW ILLUSION ANYONE WHO DOES NOT ADHERE TO IT WILL BE PUNISHED????

BREAKING.......... ANGRY BANGER??????

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JUST TO WARN YOU THE BANGERS ARE PREPARING A HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR  LATER THIS MONTH. DETAILS ARE SKETCHY AT MOMENT , BUT WE HEAR ANDY  IS ONCE AGAIN PLANNING TO SCARE EVERYONE IN HIS USUAL SCARY WAY , AND HE HAS A FEW SURPRISES IN STORE TOO.........................

BREAKING......................EL BEE SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO RIDE AGAIN ONE DAY ????

BREAKING.......................BANGERS HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR?????

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FELICITY SAYS SHE WILL DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR AT THE ZIGGURAT BY GIVING THEM ALL FREE  TAROT READINGS  AS A SPECIAL OFFER. COME AND SAMPLE MY SPECIAL SKILLS INHERITED FROM MUMMY SHE SAYS ...................

BREAKING......................FELICITY TO DO TAROT READINGS FOR EVERYONE AT THE NEW BUILDING ???????

BREAKING.......................ANDY SAYS MR COLYER MAYBE THE KING OF LINKS BUT HES THE KING OF THE BANGERS!!!!!

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WE NOW HEAR BUNTY HAS GOT ON THE BAND WAGON TOO, AFTER HEARING ABOUT ANDYS ORGANISATION TO STOP CRUELTY TO HIM FROM RAMBO, NOW SHE HAS STARTED HER OWN, FOR THE PREVENTION FORT CRUELTY TO RAMBO..............DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......... FURY AS BUNTY REVEALS HER ORGANISATION.... THE. R. S. F T P C R?????

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JOHN BS & STEVEN HALL TELL ME US THAT ANDY HAS TAKEN THINGS IN YO HIS OWN HANDS,AFTER BEING FED UP WITH RAMBO ATTACKING HIM.

THE ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANDY??????  YES WE,HAVE HEARD OF THE RSPCA,. BUT NOW HE'S STARTED UP HIS OWN ORGANISATION TO STOP FUTURE CRUELTY TO HIMSELF! FROM RAMBO.INCLUDING RAMBO !!!


THANKS JOHN & STEVE FOR UPDATE......

BREAKING...........T P O. C T A???????

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YES ONCE BANGER IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACT,  BY RAISING HIS OWN COMPANY PENSION.  HE HOWEVER IS SAYING FOR EVERY £20 AN EMPLOYEE PUTS IN THE POT HE WILL PUT A POUND IN...... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......... THE B P C?????

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MONDAY WAS NO.ORDINARY DAY FOR ONE SHOPPING FOR SHOPPERS,WITNESSED MANIKIN CONDOR AND HAMLET WALKING A SHOPPING PRECINCT AND WALKING IN TO SHOPPING STORES SMOKING CIGARS,.

SECURITY WAS CALLED. BUT BUNTY & FELICITY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT,  WHEN THE HORSES WERE ESCORTED OUT AND CIGARS PUT OUT TOO......

BREAKING....SHOCK, AS BUNTY & FELICITY TAKE THE BOYS SHOPPING????

BREAKING.......... THE,BANGER BOARD DECIDES?????

BREAKING........ FELICITY PHONES BARNWELL WITH SONE UNWELCOME NEWS!!!!

SPECIAL REPORT.......

STEVE HALL TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS GOT TICKETS FOR THE SAUSAGE CONFERENCE FOR HIM, MR STAINES AND BARNWELL.

THE CONFERENCE US SCHEDULED TO BE HELD IN BOGNOR THIS WEEKEND AND HE EXPECTS ALL 3 TO TURN UP FOR SUPPORT????

BREAKING.......................BARNWELL GETS A CALL FROM BANGER !!!!!!!!!

WE HEAR THAT BANGER CALLED BARNWELL THIS EVENING DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HES NIECE WAS COMING ON SAT WITH HER DOG RAMBO AGAIN. ANDY APPARANTLEY LEFT A VOICEMAIL MESSAGE IN A RAGE.........................

SPECIAL REPORT...................BY STEVEN HALL

STEVE TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE HAS HEARD THAT BUNTYS DAUGHTER FELICITY WANTS TO APPEAR ION THIS WEEKS SHOW WITH HER TAROT CARDS TO GET IN THE HALLOWEEN MOOD, SHES EVEN  THREATENING YO BRING IN HER MAGIC WAND AS WELL, BARNWELL IS NOT HAPPY ..........................THANKS STEVE

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BANGER PROMOTIONS IS THE NE W VENTURE ANDY IS HOPING WILL BECOME A GLOBAL  SUCCESS. MAKE YOUR COMPANY A SUCCESS TODAY THE BANGE WAY HE SAYS. IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD THE ONLY WAY TO STAY ON TOPAND AHEAD OF THE REST IS TO BE PROMOTED BY BANGER PROMOTIONS

LET US PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS TODAY THE BANGER WAY.......................

BREAKING...............BANGER PROMOTIONS????????T

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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ACCUSING PEOPLE OF CRAFTILY LOOKING UP HS KILT. HE SAID HES FED UP WTH GETTING RUDE COMMENTS AND LOOKS, HOW,  RUDE SAID.........................