BREAKING........ BANGER ACCUSES THE PUBLIC OF LOOKING UNDER HIS KILT?????

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BUNTY HAS SAID THAT SHE IS PLANNING A GET AWAY PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO ESCAPE TO BE  CALLED A BUNTY BOUNTY.

BUT IT'S FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET NOT DISCOVERED THIER CIGAR SIDE. A WEEK ON THE BOUNTY WILL NO DOUBT CHANGE YOU FOREVER AND YOU'LL.COME BACK WITH A CIGAR IN YOUR MOUTH...... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........ BUNTY BOUNTY?????

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YES AFTER LAST WEEK'S FORMAL LETTER HE SUBMITTED TO THE STATION ABOUT MR STAINES ATTENDANCE,  ANDY IS NOW TO DEDICATE A SONG TO HIM.ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW. AND STRANGELY HE STILL WISHES HIM WELL???????

BREAKING.......... BANGER TO DEDICATE SONG TO MR STAINES????

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL........................

 

STEVE  TELLS US THAT HES MOLE THIS WEEKS HAS REVEALED THAT BANGER HAS SAID HE HAS SCOTTISH CONNNECTIONS , WITH HES RELATIONS CALLED MCBANGER,

 AND HE STILL BELIEVES HES RESIDENCE IS HAUNTED, AND FELICITY, BUNTYS DAUGHTER SAYS SHE HAS SENSED A PRESENCE  THERE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

THE BANGER MISSION ?????

BREAKING.......................WORK BEGINS ON BANGER SPACE SHUTTLE!!!!!!

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EL BEE WE HEAR MAY BE REGAINING SOME SENSE OF MEMORY AGAIN, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO REMEMBER STILL WHAT COMPLETELY HAPPENED..................

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BANGER UNITED WE HEAR YOU SAY IS HE GETTING TOGETHER A FOOTBALL TEAM ? NO IS THE ANSWER, WE HEAR HE SAYS IT MEANS THE BANGER FAMILY ARE UNITED TOGETHER AS ONE ????????? WHAT ???

BREAKING....... EL.BEE,. REGAINING SOME MEMORY BACK????

BREAKING....... BANGER UNITED??????

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WE CAN REVEAL THAT BANGER HAS SENT A FORMAL LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO THE VERULAMIUM MANAGEMENT ABOUT MR STAINES ATTENDANCE WE WILL HAVE A COPY ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW....

BREAKING....... ANDY MAKES FORMAL COMPLAINT TO VERULAM ABOUT MR STAINES ATTENDANCE????

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YES AN ILLUMINATED BUNTY, IT HAS TO BE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST THIS YEAR.
THE ILLUMINUS. BUNTY LIGHTS UP I'M THE DARK AS SOON AS YOU LIGHT HER CIGAR,  BUNTYS CONVINCED THAT EVERY CHILD WILL WANT ONE THIS YEAR.....

BREAKING....... ILLUMINUS BUNTY????

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER WANTS TO LAUNCH IN TO SPACE AND BUILD A HOME THERE.

PLANS ARE WELL UNDER WAY TO DESIGN A BANGER SPACE SHUTTLE EVENT WITH A PREGNANT BETTY WE WILL BE UP.THERE SOON AND IT'S A FRESH START FOR THE BABY'S FUTURE!!!! '

BREAKING........ BANGERS MOVING, TO SPACE?????

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NEVER MIND SCOTLAND DECIDES, BANGER NOW DECIDES, HE SAYS HE HASNT DECIDED YET BUT WHEN HE DECIDES TO DECIDE HE WILL MAKE THAT DECISION.......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.................BANGER DECIDES?????

BREAKING......... BRUISER ON GUARD AGAIN????

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WE HEAR BUNTY IS HOLD A  BIRTHDAY HORSE PARTY FOR MANIKIN.  SHE SAID ALL HIS FRIENDS,WILL BE COMING,  AND ALL THE HORSES WILL BE TREATED TO PARTY FOOD AND GAMES AND OF COURSE CIGARS....... DEAR O DEAR

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ANDY HAS CHUCKED OUT BERTY BIG TEETH FOR SAYING HE WILL ACCEPT MR TONYS JOB OFFER, HE CALLED HIM A TRAITOR......

BREAKING....... BUNTY TO HAVE A. HORSE PARTY??????

BREAKING........ ANDY THREATENS TO KICK BIG TEETH VERTU OUT FOR GOOD IF HE ACCEPTS MR TONYS OFFER?????

BREAKING.........BERTY BIG TEETH SAYS HES READY TO TAKE MR TONYS JOB OFFER

BREAKING......... BANGER STILL SAYS HE CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GOING TO BE A FATHER!!!!

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LATEST........ ANOTHER MUSICAL MASTERPIECE. BY BUNTY, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON?????

WE HOPE TO HAVE A RECORDING OF THE SONG ON THIS,WEEKS SHOW......

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WOULD YOU FANCY RETIRING IN ONE OF BANGERS RETIREMENT HOMES??? WELL IF YOU DO HES OFFERING WHAT HE CALLS FIRST CLASS LUXURY SURROUNDINGS WITH EN SUITE FACILITIES...............HE HOPES TO HAVE THESE HOMES BUILT BY END OF THE YEAR, GOOD NEWS IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO RETIRE ..................

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 WE HEAR THAT EL BEE HAS STILL NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED , INFACT HE HAS EVEN ASKED WHAT A MOTORBIKE IS ....................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......................BANGERS RETIREMENT HOMES ??????

BREAKING......................EL BEE STILL CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING ??????

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A PERSON WHO WENT IN TO BUNTYS MANSION TODAY, HAS TOLD OF THEIR SHOCK AND DISMAY. A SALESPERSON WHO WAS INVITED IN SAY THEY COULDNT BELIEVE SEEING TWO HORSES AT A DINNER TABLE EATING OFF PLATES AND ANOTHER ON THE SOFA RELAXING WATCHING TV SMOKING A CIGAR.

WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON IN QUESTION IS STILL IN SHOCK.....................

BREAKING.....................WITNESS WHO ENTERED BUNTYS MANSION TELLS OF SHOCK ?????

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BERTY BIG TEETH EVICTED FROM THE BANGER HOUSE BECAUSE TEETH WERE GETTING IN EVERYONES WAY....................

BREAKING............................BERTY BIG TEETH FIRST TO BE EVICTED FROM BIG BANGER HOUSE???????

MORE........................BANGER SAYS NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR MR TONY

ANDY SAYS HE WANTS TO OFFER TONY A SERIOUS POSITION WITHIN HIS ORGANISATION AS A DIRECTOR.  HOWEVER IT MAY SOUND GOOD, BUT WE HEAR THE TITLE DIRECTOR MEANS MORE THAN THE TITLE DESCRIBES, HE SAID  MR TONY WILL BE DIRECTING PEOPLE TO HES BANGER OFFICES , HENCE THE TITLE A DIRECTOR......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.................BANGER TO OFFER TWO NEW POSITONS IN HIS COMPANY????

BREAKING......... BANGER CALLS FOR A REFERENDUM.... ON SAUSAGES?

CONFIRMED......BETTY PREGNANT?

ANDY HAS MADE ANNOUNCEMENT AND SAYS BOTH HE AND BETTY ARE ARE DELIGHTED ABOUT THE NEWS THAT BETTY IS EXPECTING A BABY???  BUT BETTY IS. IN HER 80S,.  IMPOSSIBLE?????

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FOLLOWING TODAY'S,NEWS ABOUT THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE ANNOUNCING SHE IS PREGNANT,  ANDY SAYS WHAT,A COINCIDENCE BETTY IS,PREGNANT TOO.

WE CANNOT EITHER DENY OR CONFIRM THESE REPORTS AT PRESENT ABOUT BETTY BUT WE HOPE YO HAVE MORE NEWS SOON.....

BREAKING..........BETTY PREGNANT?????

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THE WORLD AWAITS THE BUNTY CHALLENGE , JUST WHAT WILL THAT MEAN WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, YOU CAN BET IT WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH CIGARS .................MORE NEWS AS GET IT

BREAKING......................THE BUNTY CHALLENGE?????

BREAKING......................BUNTY MAKES ANOTHER SONG FOR LEN JONES??????

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WE HEAR BUNTY IS TO STAR IN A HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR IN OCTOBER, SHE AND FELICITY WILL PLAY THE PART OF  WITCHES WITH RAMBO ALSO MAKING AN APPEARANCE

FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY COMING SOON........................

BREAKING........ BUNTY TO STAR IN HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR????!!

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BANGER SAYS HE'S UNIQUE,  AND BEST OF ALL BRITISH???  HE SAID THE BRITISH PUBLIC ARE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM???  WHAT'S HE ON ABOUT???  WHY DONT WE EXPORT HIM??

BREAKING........ BRITISH BANGER?????

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BASIL HAS WARNED THE WORLD TO PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ATTACK.  THIS TIME FROM LEAVES.

I FONT TRUST THE TREES HE SAYS THEY ARE GETTING READY TO CHUCK LEAVES AT US...... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...... BASIL BANGER SAYS PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ATTACK,??!!!

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BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE IS PROMOTING HIS NEW,BRAND OF MOGGY MINOR, AB ELECTRIC ONE,  SAVE ENERGY.HE SAYS & MONEY ON FUEL,  BUY A BRAND NEW ELECTRIC MOGGY MINOR TODAY.......

BREAKING....... BANGER SAYS FORGET A.BENTLEY, GET A BRAND NEW MOGGY MINOR?????

BREAKING....... BRUISER TO TAKE AN I Q TEST?????

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FORGET THE FREEVIEW RE TUNE TOMORROW,  BANGER SAYS PREPARE FOR THE GREAT BANGER SWITCHOVER.

HE'S OF COURSE REFERRING TO BANGER INTERNATIONAL HIS SO CALLED RADIO STATION. HE SAYS NO NEED TO ADJUST YOUR AREAS THE BANGER SWITCHOVER WILL.TAKE PLACE NATURALLY....... OH DEAR!

BREAKING....... THE GREAT BANGER SWITCH OVER????

BREAKING.......... EL BEE STILL I'N A DAZE????

BREAKING....... BUNTYS LATEST MUSICAL MASTER PIECE......HEY YOU THE RV CREW????

WE HOPE TO HAVE A,RECORDING FOR THIS,WEEKS SHOW........

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BANGER HAS A NEW OFFICE WHERE HE CHAIRS ALL HIS CONFERENCE MEETINGS,  YES THE BANGER.BUSINESS CENTRE,  WE HEAR IT'S ACTUALLY HE'S SHED BELIEVE IT OR NOT ALL DECISIONS WILL BE MADE HERE HE SAID,  FROM WHAT I WANT FOR  DINNER TO MY NEXT VENTURE,  OK MEETING ADJOURNED..... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........ BANGER BUSINESS CENTRE?????