Monday 30 June 2014
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BUNTY CONFESSES AT BEDTIME SHE LIKES NOTHING BETTER THAN TO PUFF ON A HUGE CIGAR AND STARE AT LEN JONES PHOTO. HE MAKES ME FEEL SECURE AND COMPLETE AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE SAYS, I LIKE TO FALL ASLEEP LOOKING AT LEN SHE SAY......................DEAR O DEAR
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BERTY BIG TEETH SAYS HE WILL RETURN TO THE SHOW THIS SATURDAY. HE SAYS HES BEEN MEANING TO COME IN TO THE STUDIO, BUT HIS TEETH KEPT GETTING IN THE WAY !!!!!!
Sunday 29 June 2014
Friday 27 June 2014
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GET SET FOR THE BUNTY & FELICITY TOUR COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU. THEY WILL VISIT EVERY TOWN IN THE UK, SPREADING THEIR LOVE OF HORSES &; CIGARS. OH & RAMBO WILL BE THERE TOO, WE HOPE THAT PUBLIC WE COME AND SEE US THEY WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO ALSO HAVE THEIR FORTUNES TOLD, AND HAVE SOME HEALING TOO.......................
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EL BEE HAS TOLD ANDY HE WILL SEE HIM IN COURT. EL BEE IS STILL VERY UPSET OVER HIS HIS BIKE WHICH HE HAD GOT WRITTEN OFF AFTER ANDY WENT IN TO IT IN HIS MOGGY MINOR. THE FUED IS HOTTING UP ANDY SAID HES GOT MORE CHANCE OF SEEING ME IN SAINSBURYS........................
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YES NOW THERES AN ANDY APP. HE SAYS THE ONLY APP YOULL EVER NEED. ALL ABOUT ANDY, UPDATES ON BANGER, SAUSAGES, MOPGGY MINORS, BETTYS AND MORE ,DOWNLOAD THE ANDY APP TODAY..........................
Thursday 26 June 2014
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BUNTY WE HEAR IS TO GIVE HORSES TRAINING COURSES TO SMOKE CIGARS, SHE SAYS SHES EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW TUITION TO START UP LATER THIS YEAR.
Wednesday 25 June 2014
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INCREDIBLY BANGER THINKS HE'S THE NEXT PERSON FOR THE ENGLAND MANAGER JOB. HE SAYS HE DOSENT KNOW WHY FIFA DIDN'T CHOOSE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WILL GET THE BOYS IN SHAPE HE SAYS LEAVE UT YO ME.......
Tuesday 24 June 2014
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ANDY IS MAKING A RACKET ABOUT ANDY MURRAY & THE WIMBLEDON CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE SAYS ITS ABOUT TIME NEW TALENT LIKE HIMSELF SHOULD BE GIVEN A CHANCE. HE CLAIMS THAT HE IS WORLD CLASS PLAYER AND SHOULD BE IN THE FINALS...... HE ALSO CLAIMS TO HAVE REFEREE EXPERIENCE
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WIMBLEDON MANIA MAY WELL BE SWEEPING.G THE COUNTRY, BUT BUNTY MANIA IS ALSO TAKING HOLD WE HEAR. BUNTY IS GETTING ASKED YO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS WHEREVER SHE GOES AND EVEN BEING ASKED IF SHE COULD LEND A CIGAR,. COULD BUNTY BE A BIGGER STAR THAN ANDY?????
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BARNEY BUTTER, WE HEAR BARNWELL IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT HIS OWN BRAND OF BUTTER TO GO IN TO DISTRIBUTION.......MORE ON THIS ON SATURDAY
Monday 23 June 2014
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YES ANDY FOR THE WIMBLEDON TITLE NO NOT THAT ANDY, ANDY BANGER HE SAYS HE WILL BE THE WIMBLEDON CHAMPION. HE CLAIMS HE'S BEEN PRACTISING HARD ON HIS FIELD WITH BETTY.AND HAS HAD JUICE TEN TIMES.. ORANGE INFACT AND ALSO BEEN OUT TWENTY TIMES, BUT THAT'S BEEN MAINLY WHEN HE'S BEEN YO SHOPS......DEAR O DEAR
Thursday 19 June 2014
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BUNTY HAS APPLIED TO OFCOM TO GET PERMISSION TO START UP A RADIO STATION CALLED EITHER BUNTY FM BUT MORE LIKELY CIGAR FM, SHE SAYS THE NATION NEEDS A STATION DEDICATED TO CIGARS, HORSES. AND BUNTY................................DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THE POLICE WENT TO PAY ANDY A VISIT TONIGHT AFTER EL BEE REPORTED THE INCIDENT ABOUT HIS BIKE. BUT WE HEAR THE POLICE WERE TOLD BY BETTY THAT ANDY WASNT IN. WHEN WE HEAR HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE BED , THEY SAID THEY WILL CALL AGAIN .........................
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BUNTY WE HEAR HAS BEEN ATTENDING ASCOT, WITH HER BOYS. WE HEAR SHE WAS KEEN TO SHOW OFF WHAT HER BOYS COULD DO IF IN THE RACES. WE ALSO LEARN LEARN OF PLENTY OF CIGAR SMOKING WAS TAKING PLACE AND OFFICIALS WERE SHOCKED TO SEE HER BOYS SMOKING .......................
Wednesday 18 June 2014
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SATURDAY SUPREME HAS LEARNT THAT BANGER IS PLANNING TO.BE A BIG COUNTRY STAR,. NO WE DON'T MEAN.THE STICKS WE MEAN COUNTRY SINGING HE SAYS,HE SEES HIMSELF AND BETTY SINGING IN NASHVILLE THUS SUMMER!!!!!
Tuesday 17 June 2014
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WE HEAR BRUISER WAS ON RED ALERT LAST NIGHT AFTER EL BEE & THE BOYS GATHERED ROUND BANGERS RESIDENCE. TROUBLE WAS FEARED IMMINENT BUT WE UNDERSTAND AFTER BANGER FAILED TO SHOW HIMSELF EL BEE & THE BOYS BACKED OFF.
EL BEE SAID HE'S REPORTED IT TO THE POLICE AND WILL LET THEM HANDLE IT
EL BEE SAID HE'S REPORTED IT TO THE POLICE AND WILL LET THEM HANDLE IT
Monday 16 June 2014
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WE HEAR BUNTY IS TO SPREAD HER MESSAGE ABOUT CIGARS WORLDWIDE. I AM PLANNING TO MEET LEADERS OF WORLD NATIONS TO PROMOTE CIGAR SMOKING SHE SAYS, AND NO DOUBT HAVE A PUFF WITH LEADER TOO....... DEAR O DEAR
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YES GET SET FOR THE AMAZING ANDY. HE CLAIMS HE WILL REVEAL QUALITIES ABOUT HIMSELF NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WE WILL AMAZED AND SHOCKED HE SAYS I AM MORE THAN JUST A BANGER HE SAYS,......REALLY WELL AMAZE US THEN ANDY!!!!
Thursday 12 June 2014
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ANDY SAYS HE IS WORRIED ABOUT BETTY , SHE HASNT BEEN LOOKING HERSELF LATELY AND HAS ALSO BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY. INFACT HE THINKS SHE IS SUFFERING FROM THE MID LIFE CRISIS, I THOUGHT SAW BETTY TURN IN TO A MONKEY THE OTHER MORNING , HE SAYS IT WAS QUITE SCAREY
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YES BUNTY SAYS SHE WILL HAVE A MORNING VIGIL ON AT THE DAWN OF THE SUMMER SOLSTICE, FELICITY WILL BE THERE AS WELL AS OTHER FRIENDS ALL HOLDING UP CIGARS AND CHANTING THE LONGEST DAY AS IT DAWNS......................
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YES BANGER HAS POT BRUISER ON ROUND THE CLOCK BODYGUARD PATROL . HE DENIES ITS BECAUSE OF THE RECENT RUN IN WITH CHAS AND SAYS SECURITY NEEDS TO ALWAYS BE IN PLACE, WE UNDERSTAND JUST LIKE THE ROYAL GUARDS AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE BRUISER STANDS OUTSIDE BANGERS FRONT DOOR STANDING AT ATTENTION....................
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BANGER CLAIMS THAT HE WILL HOLD A SUMMER SOLSTICE CELEBRATION IN HIS FIELD NEXT WEEKEND. HE SAYS BETTY WILL BE DANCING AROUND STONEHENGE, KNOWN TO HIM AS A ROCK THAT HES GOING TO PUT IN MIDDLE OF HIS FIELD.. ALSO HES INVITED BUNTY BUT WE HEAR SHES HOLDING OWN???????
Wednesday 11 June 2014
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GET SET FOR THE BANGER WORLD CUP, BUT BEFORE YOU GET OVER EXCITED BANGER TOLD US ITS A MUG WITH A PICTURE OF A WORLD CUP ON ................... OH .PLEASE!!!!!!
Tuesday 10 June 2014
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WE HAVE BEEN GETTING REPORTS THAT BANGER TOOK EL BEES BIKE AND IS HAVING IT REPAIRED TO SELL IT ON UNDER THE NEW BRAND NAME BANGERS BIKES. EL BEE IS UNAWARE OF THIS AT PRESENT......
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BUNTY IS PLANNING TO HOLD A PUFFATHON, WHERE THE PARTICIPANTS ARE TO PUFF AWAY NON STOP ON KING SIZE CIGARS. THE PERSON WHO IS LAST PUFFING OR THE LONGEST BECOMES THE CIGAR KING OR QUEEN......... DEAR O DEAR
Monday 9 June 2014
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WE ANDY WANTS TO MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT WHAT HE CALLA HIS BRITIAN. EXPLORING THE,LAND OF SAUSAGES, PIPES AND MORE. BOUND TO BE ANOTHER FLOP ANDY, AND WHO WILL BUY IT??????
Thursday 5 June 2014
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GET SET FOR ANOTHER PSYCHIC NIGHT, THIS ONE HOSTED BY BUNTY BUT WITH A DIFFERENCE SHES ALL AT RADIO VERULAM TO COME UNDER SPELL. BUNT WILL BE DOING PSYCHIC HEALING WHILST FELICITY DOES TAROT. EVRYONE AT THE STAION IS WELCOME SHE SAID ESPECIALLY LEN JONES WHO SHE WOULD LOVED TO MEDITATE WITH .............................
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WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT RAMBO HAS BEEN FOUND GROWLING AT ANDY PHOTO UNDER BUNTYS BED. BUNTY SAID ITS A HUGE RELIEF HES BEEN THERE ALL THE TIME JUST GROWLING AT ANDYS PHOTO, HES COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE PHOTO BUT AT LEAST HES OK.........................
MORE.....................BANGER BLAMES BRAKE FAILURE
BANGER SAYS HE WAS NOT TO BLAME FOR DAMAGING EL BEES BIKE HE SAYS HES BRAKES FAILED, AND NOTHING HE CAN DO AS HIS INSURANCE DOSENT DAMAGE AS HES NOT INSURED..........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 4 June 2014
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EL. BEE HAS BEEN AROUND TO BANGERS HOUSE DEMANDING PAYMENT FOR DAMAGES AND AN EXPLANATION.AS TO HE WROTE OFF ONE IF HIS BIKES YESTERDAY.
ANDY OF COURSE DENIES IT AND ALSO WON'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE WHILE RAMBO IS STILL ON THE LOOSE......
ANDY OF COURSE DENIES IT AND ALSO WON'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE WHILE RAMBO IS STILL ON THE LOOSE......
Tuesday 3 June 2014
SPECIAL REPORT....... STEVE HALL
WE HAD REPORTS TODAY FROM STEVE THAT BANGERS MOGGY MINOR WENTBIN TO THE BACK OF ONE OF EL BEES CLASSIC BIKES. EL BEE SAID TO BE VERY UPSET ABOUT IT HAS DEMANDED BANGER PAY OUT FOR THE DAMAGE, ANDY SAID NO HE'S NOT INSURED......
Monday 2 June 2014
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YES RAMBOS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN NOBODY HAS,SEEN HIM.BUT ANDY DOSENT WANT TO SEE HIM.HE'S LOCKED ALL HIS WINDOWS AND DOORS, AND WON'T GO OUT. BUNTY & FELICITY ARE SAID YO BE VERY WORRIED.
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