BREAKING .......................BULLDOG BETTY????

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WE COULD HAVE A PROBLEM THIS SATURDAY WITH ANDY THREATENING TO BOYCOTT THE SHOW, BECAUSE OF HIS FEAR OF HEIGHTS. ITS ONLY RECENTLY COME TO LIGHT THAT HE DOSENT LIKE LIFTS OR HEIGHTS, AND NOW DEMANDS  THAT THE SHOW IS DONE ON THE GROUND FLOOR FROM THE RECEPTION...................

BREAKING......................BRUISER PACKS A PUNCH??????

BREAKING.......................CHAS EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND CLAIMS HE WILL GET VERA BACK TOO??????????

BREAKING......................BANGER SAYS HE CANT COME UP TO 7TH FLOOR TO DO ANDY HOUR??????

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STAINSEY GIRL  HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME SOMETIME IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS SHE WILL VISIT THE SHOW. SO FAR SHE HAS ONLY EVER CALLED IN TO THE PROGRAMME BUT VOWS TO MAKE A GRAND ENTRY ON TO THE SOON..................

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MISERABLE BANGER HAS BEEN MOANING AGAIN THIS TIME ABOUT THE KIDS ON SCHOOL HOLIDAYS  HE SAYS THEY SHOULD BE BANNED AND GET THE KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL.................

BREAKING........ STAINSEY GIRL TO APPEAR ON SHOW????

BREAKING....... MISERABLE BANGER DEMANDS AN END TO SCHOOL HOLIDAYS?????

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YES WE HEAR BUNTY WANTS TO START UP A CIGAR GALLERY.  WELL YOU CAN IMAGINE THERE WILL BE EVERY CIGAR THAT'S EXISTED.  ALSO WE GEAR SHE'S TRAINING BOYS FOR THIS,WEEKENDS DERBY RACE.....

BREAKNG....... BUNTY TO OPEN CIGAR GALLERY????

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ANDY SAYS HE HAS AN ANSWER TO BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT,  YES IT'S BRITAINS GOT ANDY.  THE SHOW WILL OBVIOUSLY BE ALL BE ABOUT HIM AND HE'S SO CALLED TALENTS????  OR LACK OF SHOULD WE SAY HE THINKS IT WILL BE A MASSIVE HIT.  DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......... BRITIANS GOT ANDY??????

LATEST........REST OF THE,BANGERS WERE,AT HERTS SHOW

WE HEAR THAT BUNNY'S,WAS SPOTTED,AT THE HERTS SHOW AT THE,WEEKEND PUFFING ON A HUGE CIGAR,  ANDY WAS,ALL DAY ST THE SAUSAGE STAND.  BRUISER WAS SEEN WORKING OUT,  AND RAMBO WAS TEMPORARILY ON THE LOOSE AFTER FELICITY LET HIM OFF THE LEAD.  WE HEAR THAT HE WAS TRYING TO SNIFF ANDY OUT PUTTING PANIC AMONGST THE CROWDS........

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EL BEE WAS HAILED LEADER OF THE PACK AT THE HERTS SHOW THE WEEKEND.   WE HEAR LOTS OF FANS CHEERED HIM AS HE OVERTOOK THE OTHER RIDERS IN THE STUNT EVENTS.  ON AIR HE'S GRAND PRIX TUNE COULD BE HEARD ON SAT SUPREME DURING THE EVENT......

BREAKING......... EL BEE THE LEADER OF THE,PACK?????

WEEKLY WEATHER OUTLOOK FOR HERTS....... FOR 26TH-30TH.......BECOMING VERY WET/ HEAVY. THUNDERY RAIN/ SHOWERS AT TIMES PERHAPS DRIER BY FRIDAY......

SAT SUPREME WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO CAME GOWN TO SEE US AT THE HERTS COUNTY SHOW THIS WEEKEND. WE HAD A GREAT DAY.

BREAKING..............................BANGER SAYS THERE SHOULD BE A BANGER BANK HOLIDAY ?????

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YES WE HEAR BRUISER IS TO BODYGUARD ANDY AT THE BANGER COUNTY SHOW, HE SAYS HE WILL BE WELL GUARDED SO DO NOT APPROACH HIM BECAUSE BRUISER WILL GET NASTY, HE GOES GREEN APPARANTLEY.....................

BREAKING...................... BRUISER TO BODYGUARD ANDY AT BANGER SHOW???????

BREAKING.........................ANDY SAYS POLLS ARE CLOSE &THE VOTES ARE IN & BETTY IS COUNTING ALL NIGHT ??????

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WE HEAR THAT CHAS HAS BEEN REINSTATED AT THE STATION AS CARETAKER, HE HAS SAID THIS IS A TRIUMPH, WHO FOR CHAS YOU OR VERA ? BUT CONGRATULATIONS ANYWAY & WELCOME BACK.........................

BREAKING......................EL BEE SAYS ARE YOU READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE???????

BREAKING.........................CHAS GETS HIS OLD JOB BACK WITH THE STATION?????

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BANGER HAS TOLD US THAT HE DOSENT LIKE HEIGHTS, SO HOW CAN HE HAVE A AIRLINE BUSINESS. HE TOLD US THIS AFTER IT WAS REVEALED THAT RADIO VERULAM WAS ON THE 7TH FLOOR OF OUR NEW BUILDING. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET UP THERE HE QUIVERED, WELL THINGS COULD GET INTERESTING ANDY !!!!!!!!!!!!1

BREAKING...............................WE HAVE A PROBLEM BANGER IS SCARED OF HEIGHTS???????

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WE CAN REPORT BUNT HAD BEEN RELEASED FROM CUSTODY AND CAUTIONED, MEANWHILE ANDY WAS IN TROUBLE HIMSELF BY GIVING FALSE INFORMATION  THAT HE WAS BUNTYS SOLICITOR. HE TOO WAS GIVEN A WARMING.....................

BREAKING........ BUNTY RELEASED

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ONCE AGAIN BANGER TRIES TO OVER RIDE THE HEADLINES FOR THIS YEAR'S HERTS COUNTY SHOW NOW HE ANNOUNCES HIS OWN BANGER COUNTY SHOW.  THERE WILL.BE FLYING BETTYS HE SAYS A BOOMERANG BRUISER,  BANGER STEAM TRAINS,  STRAPON SAUSAGES AND MORE,  WELL CAN'T THINK OF WHY ANYBODY WOULD WNY TO GO THERE.

BREAKING.......... ANDY TO HOST THE BANGER COUNTY SHOW?????

BREAKING......... ANDY TURNS UP.AT POLICE,STATION CLAIMING TO BE BUNTYS SOLICITOR??????

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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR OFFERING YOUNGSTERS CIGARS.  POLICE CAUGHT HER TEACHING THEM HOW TO PUFF ON CIGARS.  BUNTY SAYS SHE HAS DONE NOTHING. WRONG......

BREAKING........ BUNTY STILL HELD BY POLICE

BREAKING..........BUNTY HAS BEEN ARRESTED????

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BANGER EXPECTED A BAFTA LAST NIGHT BUT INSTEAD GOT DISAPPOINTMENT.  HE NOW ACCUSES THE ORGANISATION OF RIGGING THE RESULTS OF THE AWARDS.......

BREAKING..............................BANGER EXPECTS??????

SAT SUPREME WILL BE BACK ON AIR 24TH MAY LIVE AT THE HERTS SHOW.................................

BREAKING......................CHAS TO HAVE INTERVIEW AT VERULAM FOR SECURITY POSITION????

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BANGER SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO BE THE HEAD OF THE NATIONAL TRUST, HE FEELS THAT HE WOULD BE THE RIGHT PERSON TO RUN THE ORGANISATION, WELL IS THERE ANY TRUST IN YOU ANDY ????

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WE HEAR ANDY SAYS HES GOING TO THE ANDIES SOON. WE ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS OFF ON THIS ADVENTURE HE SAID HE BELIEVES IT WHERE OTHER ANDYS LIVE THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO MEET.....................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING............ BANGER. WANTS TO BE HEAD OF NATIONAL TRUST. WOULD YOU TRUST HIM?????

BREAKING.......... ANDY TO VISIT THE ANDIES??!!!

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REPORTS THAT BUNTY MAY BE AT THIS TEARS HERTS SHOW.  SHE SAYS,SHE MAY BRINGING HER BOYS YO APPEAR IN THE SHOW  JUMPING EVENT & HERSELF & FELICITY MAY HAVE A SPIRITUALIST & TAROT STALL....DEAR O DEAR

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WE HEAR BANGER WILL NOT AGAIN BE APPEARING AT THIS YEAR'S HERTS COUNTY SHOW.  HE SAYS HE HAS A BOOKED ENGAGEMENT HE CANNOT GET OUT OF....... WHAT A SURPRISE ANDY!

BREAKING........ BUNTY MAY BE AT THIS YEAR'S HERTS. SHOW???!

BREAKING.......... SURPRISE SURPRISE. BANGER SAYS,HE IS TOO BUSY TO MAKE THE HERTS SHOW????? ,

BREAKING......................BANGERS GOT TALENT????????

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ANDY TELLS US THESE DAYS BETTY RARELY LEAVES  HOME WITHOUT HER ROLLING PIN IN  HAND,. IF ANYBODY WANTS ANY TROUBLE THEY WILL BE SORRY THEY MET BETTY  HE SAYS........................

BREAKING.......................BANGER SAYS BETTY NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT THE ROLLING PIN??????

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WE HEAR BANGER  SAYS HE HAS THE VOICE OF A BEE GEE, AND WILL SOUND IN FINE FORM AT THE EUROVISION. I HAVE BEEN LIKENED TO THAT OF THE BEE GEES HE SAYS.................

BREAKING..........................BEE GEE BANGER??????

BREAKING........................BANGER TO DO THE MOONWALK?????

BREAKING....................PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS, RAMBOS OK , BUT BUNTY NEEDS MORE THERAPY??????

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SORRY TO BRING YOU THIS NEWS, BUT REPORTS TONIGHT THAT BANGER MAY WELL BE PREPARING HIS OWN SONG TO ENTER THE EUROVISION AS THE UK ENTRY.  WE HEAR THAT HE BELIEVES HE HAS WHAT IT IT TAKES TO WIN THROUGH..........................LETS HOPE THIS INFORMATION IS WRONG OR WE RAE DOOMED FOR ANOTHER YEAR..............

BREAKING...........................EUROVISION BANGER????

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YES WE HEAR THAT THERE WAS A CLOSE STAND OFF TODAY BETWEEN BETTY AND BRUISER. ANDY WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM AND AS BETTY WALKED PASS BRUISER STEPPED IN AND SAID ERRRRRR NO , STAND BACK ................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......................BRUISER MUSCLES IN ON BETTY ???????

BREAKING......................CHAS APPLIES FOR HIS OLD JOB BACK AT STATION ?????

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WE HEAR BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY GARDEN WATER SPRINKLERS.  ONE EXPLODED IN SOMEONE'S GARDEN AND ANOTHER CAME APART SPRINGING IN TO THE AIR  SMASHING A NEIGHBOURS WINDOW,  PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE PRODUCTS AS THEY ARE DANGEROUS.......

BREAKING......... BANGER SELLING FAULTY GARDEN WATER SPRINKLERS?????

BREAKING........EL BEES WHEELS STOLEN?????

BREAKING........... STATION CARETAKER RESIGNS?????

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BUNTY WANTS HAVE  HER OWN TV DOCUMENTARY CALLED BUNTYS,BRITAIN A CIGAR NATION. SHE BELIEVES WE ARE A NATION OF UNDISCOVERED CIGAR LOVERS,  AND SHE WANTS TO TOUR THE LAND TO BRING OUT THOSE HIDDEN CIGAR LOVERS!!!!!

BREAKING....... BUNTYS BRITAN. A CIGAR NATION?????

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YES AFTER  YESTERDAY'S SUCCESS FORHEARDAINTS WE HEAR ANDY SAYS BANGER UNITED HAVE ALSO BEEN DOING WELL. BANGER UNITED WELL WHO ARE THEY?  WE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM.???

BREAKING........ BANGER UNITED?????

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MORE......... YES WE HEAR BANGER IS LAUNCHING HIS OWN MUSEUM, IT WILL HAVE OLD SAUSGES IN IT WE ARE TOLD, ALSO CLASSIC MOGGY MINORS, CLASSIC BETTYS, AND EVEN ONE OF HIS OLD STEAM TRAINS AS WELL AS ONE OF HIS BOATS.....................

BREAKING......................BANGER TO LAUNCH OWN MUSEUM??????

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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS LOOKING TO GAIN THE TITLE  LADY, SHE HAS APPLIED TO THE QUEEN WHO SHE SAYS WILL GRANT HER , HER WISH AS SHE KNOWS HER VERY WELL.   IM LOOKING FORWARD TO BECOMING KNOWN AS  LADY BUNTY TO ALL SHE SAYS!!!!!!!

BREAKING........................BANGER ON TWITTER ?????