Monday 31 March 2014
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BANGER CLAIMS HE IS TO GET A NEW SHOW WEDNESDAY EVENINGS ON RADIO VERULAM CALLED HEART OF THE MATTER.
HE SAYS TOPICAL PROGRAMME GETTING TO THE HEART OF WHAT'S BOTHERING THE COMMUNITTY. WE CANNOT CONFIRM THESE RUMOURS!!!!!
HE SAYS TOPICAL PROGRAMME GETTING TO THE HEART OF WHAT'S BOTHERING THE COMMUNITTY. WE CANNOT CONFIRM THESE RUMOURS!!!!!
Sunday 30 March 2014
Thursday 27 March 2014
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VERA SAYS SHES NOT HAPPY WITH HER DISMISSAL AND LOOKING IN TO TAKING IT FURTHER. I MA NOT TAKING THIS LYING DOWN SHE SAID , YOU THINK YOU CAN GET RID OF ME WITH A SPRING CLEAN........................
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IF YOU LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH BY PHONE THEN DONT BUY A BANGER MOBILE, HES LATEST CREATION, HE PROMISES GOOD SIGNAL COVERAGE, GREAT PHONES , AND GREAT DEALS, SOMETHING WHICH HE HASNT GOT A CLUE ABOUT WATCH OUT THEYLL BE IN YOUR SHOPS SOON,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MORE.....................ELBEES MUGS, DONT BE A MUG BUY ONE OF THESE HE SAYS..........................
YES EVEN EL BEE SAYS HES NO MUG AND NOW JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON FOLLOWING THE BARNEY, HE HAS INTRODUCED NEW MUGS WITH MOTORBIKES ON THEM CALLING THEM ................ HAVE A MUG WITH EL BEE
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HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLLOWING LAST WEEKS MENTION OF HALLS LOZENGES ON THE SHOW AND JOKING THAT STEPHEN WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR INVENTING THEM ,BANGER NOW CLAIMS THAT HE IS INTRODUCING BANGERS HALLS. BUT THIS PARTICULAR VENTURE IS TO DO WITH BANGER SETTING UP HALLS IN WHICH STAGE ACTS AND CONCERTS CAN TAKE PLACE................WE WILL SEE
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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER MAY BE FACING A CHALLENGE IN THE WORLD OF SAUSAGES COULD IT BE THAT THE NEW CHALLENGER HAS SET A NEW RECORD AND OUT GROWN ANDY ONES.....................THANKS TO DERECK FOR THE PIC
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CHAS STILL NOT HAPPY WITH VERA SACKING FROM RADIO VERULAM, IS SEEKING TO COMPLAIN TO OFFCOM, HE SAYS IT NEEDS TO GO FURTHER..................
Wednesday 26 March 2014
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BUNTY IS HOPING TO LAUNCH A NEW PRODUCT CALLED THE CIGAR CHAIN. IT WILL BE LIKE A NECKLACE DIFFERENCE BEING IT'S CIGARS HOOKED TOGETHER LIKE A CHAIN........IN THE SHOPS SOON
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BANGER HAS PUT BRUISER ON NIGHT PATROL AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE, DOES HE FEAR AN ATTACK.?. HE'S RESPONSE IS YOU NEVER KNOW AND BRUISER IS JUST DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST......
Tuesday 25 March 2014
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BUNTY WE HEAR WANTS TO HAVE A RANCH AT THE BACK OF HER RESIDENCE. SHE ALSO WANTS RODEO AND OTHER HORSE ACTIVITIES, OF COURSE CIGAR SMOKING WILL BE WELCOME TOO.......
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YES AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE BARNEY BANGER HAS TO GO ONE BETTER BY INTRODUCING THE BANGER BEAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE. HE CLAIMS IT'S BIG AND BETTER THAN THE BARNEY.......
Monday 24 March 2014
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BETTYS BROTH, YES ANDY SAYS BETTY MAKES A LOVELY BEEF BROTH. SHE HAS A SECRET INGREDIENT HE SAYS AND HE WILL BRING SOME IN TO THE THIS COMING SAT........ CAN'T WAIT OR MAYB WE CAN!!!!!!
Sunday 23 March 2014
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AS MENTIONED ON SATURDAYS ANDY HOUR IT SEEMS THAT ANDY & BUNTY ARE GETTING THE ROYALS TO PARTAKE IN THEIR HABITS BELOW,,,,,,,, DUCHESS OF CORNWALL CAMILA IS GETTING TO KNOW A PIPE.......................THANKS TO DERECK FOR THESE
Saturday 22 March 2014
Thursday 20 March 2014
MORE............................TONIGHT MATHEW IM GONNA BE?????
YES BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE SAYS HE WAS ON THE FIRST SERIES OF STARS IN THEIR EYES, HE WONT TELL AS WHAT BUT SAYS HE CAME OUT DRESSED UP SMOKING A PIPE.................DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE HEAR THAT OTHER PRESENTERS HAVE HAD VISITS FROM BUNTYS HORSES TURNING UPON THEIR DOORSTEPS SMOKING CGARS, THESE ARE UNCONFIRMED BUT BE AWARE FOR A NASTY VISIT???
STEVEN HALL SPECIAL REPORT....................
STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW TELLS US THAT AT MR STAINES HAD A VISIT FROM RAMBO EARLIER THIS WEEK, BUT HOW DID HE KNOW WHERE HE LIVED??? ALSO ANDY WANTS EVERYBODY AT RADIO VERULAM TO RAISE A QUARTER OF A MILLION POUNDS TO MAINTAIN HIS MANSION.
ALSO BUNTY & FELICITY TO START UP THEIR OWN PYSCHIC SHOW CALLED THE GHOST HUNTERS.........................THANKS STEVE
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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, AFTER THE QUEEN IS TO HAVE A NEW £1 COIN IN HER HONOUR, BANGER SAYS STANDBY FOR THE NEW BANGER COIN WHICH WILL HAVE BETTYS FACE ON THEM AS YOU CAN SEE BELOW THESE WILL BE DISTRIBUTED SOON TOO................
Wednesday 19 March 2014
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BUNTY SAYS HER BOYS,WILL BE TOURING THE COUNTRY THIS SUMMER. MY BOYS WILL BE VISITING TOURS ACROSS THE COUNTRY CONE AND SAY HELLO AND SHARE,A CIGAR WITH THEM!!!!!!
MORE.........BANGERS. BUDGET.........LATEST
BANGERS BUDGET...........................
THE MAIN POINTS..........................................
BANGERS BUDGET REVEALS NOTHING FOR ANYONE.......
BETTY TAX INCREASED.
SAUSAGES TO HAVE LESS MEAT
PENSIONERS TO GO BACK TO WORK NO WHAT AGE YOU ARE
AND A NEW FAIR BANGER TAX HE CLAIMS TO BE INTRODUCED???
OUR RESPONSE UNFAIR, UNJUST AND.
UNWORKABLE.....ANOTHER FAILURE
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WE HEAR A FURIOUS BANGER IS LOOKING TO MAKE A CLAIM.FOR ROYALTIES AGAINST THE SINGER DIDO. IT'S BECAUSE SOME TIME BACK DIDO A HAD A HIT WITH A SONG CALLED THANK YOU WHICH BANGER CLAIMS SHE HAD NO RIGHT TO MAKE A SONG ABOUT HIS CATCHPHRASE. WE HEAR HES IN TALKS,WITH HIS SOLICITOR BETTY........
Tuesday 18 March 2014
Monday 17 March 2014
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YES IT ST PATRICKS DAY AND BANGER HAS BEEN GOING AROUND TALKING TO THE PUBLIC IN AN IRISH ACCENT DRESSED AS A LEPRECHAUN WE HEAR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT HIM AS HE HAS BEEN SAYING TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU ALL........DEAR O DEAR
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Sunday 16 March 2014
Friday 14 March 2014
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FANCY A WEEKEND FOR TWO ALL INCLUSIVE,EXCEPT THE WINDOWS AND A FEW OTHER THINGS, WELL BANGERS HOLIDAY BARGAINS MIGHT BE TAILOR MADE FOR YOU . WATCH OUT FOR HIS EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BET YOU CANT WAIT..................................
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WITH NEXT WEEKS BUDGET LOOMING, WE ALSO HAVE TO CONTEND NOW WITH BANGERS BUDGET. HE TELLS US THERE WILL BE LOTS OF SURPRISES FOR EVERYONE, NO DOUBT NASTY ONES AT THAT WE WILL HAVE THE RESULTS OF HIS PLANS NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!
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BUNTYS SAYS WE SHOULD ALL LIGHT UP THE WORLD TOGETHER. GRAB A CIGAR AND GO FOR IT, WE SHOULD ALL LIGHT UP AND SHOW THAT WE CARE ABOUT THE CIGAR...............DEAR O DEAR
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WELL, FIRST WE HAD CAN YOU BEAT THE CUBE, NOW ANDYS THOUGHT OF...........CAN YOU BEAT THE BANGER. THE IDEA BEHIND IT IS THAT HE SETS YOU TASKS, AND ASKS YOU TO OUTPLAY HIM HAVENT WE HEARD ALL THIS BEFORE ON ANOTHER TV SHOW, HARDLY ORIGINAL ANDY !!!!!!!!!
Thursday 13 March 2014
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CHAS IN DEFENCE OF VERA HAS TONIGHT TOLD THE VERULAM MANAGEMENT THAT THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR AND MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE IN THE TERMINATION OF VERAS EMPLOYMENT WITH THE STATION................................
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS STARTED UP HIS OWN STAIN REMOVAL COMPANY. HE ALSO SAYS THAT HES STARTED IT UP TO AFTER MR STAINES . HE SAYS WE WILL CLEAR UP THE STAINS THAT MR STAINES LEAVES BEHIND?????????
Wednesday 12 March 2014
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WE HEAR THAT ONCE AGAIN VERA HAS BEEN SACKED. SHE HASNT BEEN HEARD ON THE SHOW FOR MONTHS AND NOW HER LUCK.HAS RUN OUT. VERA WAS TOLD RECENTLY TO CLEAN UP HER ACT RECENTLY OR GET OUT....
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BANGER UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS OR SHOULD WE SAY NEW ONES????? HE FANCIES HIMSELF AS A MAGICIAN NOW WE HEAR,, WELL ANDY HOW ABOUT ABOUT MAKING YOURSELF DISSAPPEAR?????
Tuesday 11 March 2014
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WE HEAR BARNWELL HAD A SURPRISE ON HIS BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY. APPARANTLEY HE OPENED THE STREET DOOR TO FIND MANIKIN STANDING THERE WITH A BIRTHDAY CARD AND CIGARS ROUND HIS NECK.. AFTER BARNWELL TOOK THE CARD BUT NIT CIGARS FROM.HIM MANIKIN RAN OFF!!!!!
Sunday 9 March 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY TO OUR PRESENTER OF SATURDAY SUPREME DARRELL ANDREWS ALIAS BARNWELL.......
WE HEAR BARNWELL RECIEVED A CARD FROM BANGER WHICH TURNED OUT BE A FAKE, AND A CAKE WHICH ALSO EXPLODED IN HIS FACE.......................................
Friday 7 March 2014
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YES WE HEAR OF MORE COMPLAINTS COMING IN FROM BANGERS NEIGHBOURS TODAY, SAYING ALL MY TECHNOLOGY HAS GONE FUNNY, ALSO PEOPLE REPORTED TO BE SUFFERING FROM HEADACHES, MEANWHILE BANGER HIMSELF HAS REFUSED TO TAKE THE DISH DOWN, SAYING ITS MY PROPERTY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.............................
Thursday 6 March 2014
MORE...................BANGER NOW ANGERS HIS NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!!
BANGER TONIGHT HAS BEEN ANNOYING HIS NEIGHBOURS, WE HEAR TODAY HES HAD A BRAINSTORM HES ERECTED A GIANT SATELLITE DISH IN HIS BACK GARDEN OR FIELD, AS WELL AS BEING AN EYE SORE ITS KNOCKED LOTS OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS, RADIO & TV CHANNELS AND MORE. TODAY ALSO THE LOCAL COUNCIL ORDERED HE TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.................
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CONGRATS TO CHAS, WE HEAR ITS BINGO FOR HIM HE HAS GOT THE JOB, BEATING BUNTY TO THE POST. WE HEAR HES LOOKING FORWARD TO STARTING HIS NEW ROLE SOON, SO EYES DOWN HERE WE GO.....................
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BUNTY WE HEAR IS EXCITED TO BE WRITING HER LATEST BOOK ....THE RETURN OF THE CIGAR.....ITS APPARANTLEY BASED ON A SCIENCE FICTION ALL ABOUT A CIGAR RETURNING TO EARTH LOST IN SPACE, AVAILABLE FOR RELEASE LATER THIS YEAR IN ALL GOOD BOOK SHOPS.....................
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BETTY YES TO ENTER WINTER OLYMPICS AS A SKI IER, SHES HAVING TRAINING FROM ANDY????? WHERE & WHEN WE WONDER ????
Wednesday 5 March 2014
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YES PLEASE BE AWARE THAT BANGER IS SELLING FAKE HAIR DRYERS, WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE UNLUCKY LADY GOT HER HAIR TANGLED IN ONE HAIRDRYER SHE BOUGHT FROM BANGER AND ANOTHER GOT HER HAIR BURNT........ PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE PRODUCTS THEY ARE DANGEROUS.......
Tuesday 4 March 2014
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL.........
STEVE TELLS US THAT HES MOLE HAS INFORMED HIM THAT FELICITY AND RAMBO ARE ATTENDING THE CRUFTS SHOW AT EARLS COURT THIS COMING WEEKEND, BUNTY SAYS SHE DELIGHTED. AND WISHES THEM BOTH GOOD LUCK.
MEANTIME ANDY PHONED AND SAID KEEP THAT RAMBO FROM THE STUDIOS THIS WEEKEND, HE'S A VICIOUS ANIMAL.AND NOT WELCOME....... THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE
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WE HEAR ANDY MADE BETTY GO OUT AND RE ERECT THE RADIO ANTENNA LAST NIGHT. POOR BETTY WAS OUT IN THE COLD FOR FIVE HOURS TRYING TO GET THE JOB DONE
ANDY SAID I HAVE HER A,FLASK. Of TEA, SHE WAS FINE........
ANDY SAID I HAVE HER A,FLASK. Of TEA, SHE WAS FINE........
Monday 3 March 2014
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WATCH OUR FOR A CIGAR BALLOON.IN THE SKY NEAR YOU. BUNTY HAS LAUNCHED MANY BALLOONS INSIDE CARRYING A CIGAR. IN A BID TO GET.MORE PEOPLE TO SMOKE THEM..THIS IS NOT ONLY TYE YEAR OF THE HORSE BUT ALSO OF THE CIGAR SHE SAID...... KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES FOR YOUR CIGAR .
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WE HEAR THAT BANGERS RADIO ARIRL HAS FALLEN DOWN BUT WE HEAR HE SUSPECTS SABOTAGE, HE'S POINTING THE FINGER AT MR STAINES, MR HALL AND BARNWELL. HE SAYS,THEY DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT I HAVE MORE LISTENERS THAN ALL OF THEIR SHOWS PUT TOGETHER........
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