Thursday 27 February 2014

BREAKING..........................THE BIG BANGER MARCH?????

WE SAID TO  BANGER TIME HAS FLOWN,  AND THIS WEEKEND IT WILL BE MARCH, HE SAID WHERE, IS THE BIG MARCH THEN I SHALL BE TAKING PART IN THAT......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR



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BUNTY SAYS  SHE WANTS TO LAUNCH A HORSE HAVEN , A HOLIDAY FOR HORSES, A PLACE WHERE HORSES CAN RELAX, BE PAMPERED, AND HAVE A LOVELY HOLIDAY. SO WATCH OUT FOR MORE ON THESE NEW EXCLUSIVE HORSE HAVENS, A PLACE WHERE YOUR HORSE WILL WANT TO GALLOP OFF TO TODAY.......................







BREAKING........................BUNTYS HORSES HAVENS??????


BREAKING.........................BUNTY CONFESSES.............IM IN LOVE WITH LEN JONES???????




IM INFATUATED SHE SAYS...................

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BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING HIS OWN BRAND OF BLANKETS. DO NOT BUY THESE PLEASE AS THEY HAVE LEFT PEOPLE FEELING ITCHY, SORE, AND IN SOME CASES FEELING VERY STRANGE..........................

BREAKING...........................BANGERS BLANKETS?????.


BREAKING........................BRUISER WAS ONCE OFFERED THE PART TO THE TERMINATOR????????

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BREAKING........................ BERTY BIG TEETHS TOOTH FALLS OUT?????

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO HOLD A SALE TO GET RID OF LOTS OF OLD CLUTTER, NO DONT PANIC ITS NOT BETTER, JUST OLD RECORDS, ANTIQUES, TRAIN SETS, MOGGY MINORS ETC......................MORE DETAILS AS WE GET THEM!!!!

BREAKING........................BANGERS SALE OF THE CENTURY?????


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YES APPARANTLEY CHAS & BUNTY ARE AT LOGGERHEADS AS HE ALSO APPLIED FOR THE SAME BINGO JOB AS BUNTY. QUESTION IS WHO WOULD BE BEST AS A CALLER, WE WAIT TO SEE?????




BREAKING......... ROW BREAKS OUT BETWEEN. BUNTY & CHAS.AS CHASE APPLIES FOR JOB TOO??????

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BUNTY HAS APPLIED FOR A JOB AS BINGO CALLER AS SHE BELIEVES SHE WILL BE ABLE TO PULL IN THE PUNTERS. SHE,SAYS HER STYLE OF BINGO WILL BE WITH A DIFFERENCE????

Tuesday 25 February 2014

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BANGER AFTER HEARING STEVE HALL MAKE HIS DEBUT SHOW   ON. RADIO VERULAM ON SATURDAY IS INTERESTED IN HIRING HIM FOR HIS OWN STATION BANGER INTERNATIONAL HE WANTS TO OFFER HIM A 20 MINUTE SLOT ONE DAY A WEEK,  WHAT  AN INSULT.........



BREAKING.......... BUNTY BINGO??!!!

Monday 24 February 2014

BREAKING....................BANGER INTERNATIONAL ADVERTISING FOR PRESENTERS??????

                                                   

BREAKING...........................EL BEE CHALLENGES BIKERS EVERYWHERE AND SAYS ......................RIDE HERE RIGHT NOW ?????


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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER IS TRYING TO GET A BIG REUNION TOGETHER OF HIM AND HES OLD CLASSMATES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE HAD A WIDE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS AND SAYS IT WOULD BE GOOD TO GET EVERYONE TOGETHER.....SO IF YOU KNOW BANGER GET IN TOUCH, BUT YOU PROBABLY DONT AFTER ALL CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING BANGER AS A FRIEND??????

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HAVE YOU TRIED BUNTYS CIGAR CREAM? WELL IF YOU ARE  A CIGAR LOVER THEN YOU LOVE HER EXCLUSIVE CIGAR CREAM. WHILST ENJOYING THE LUXURY OF A CIGAR WHY NOT RUB YOURSELF ALL OVER IN THE CREAM TOO YOULL  BE IN CIGAR HEAVEN SHE TELLS US !!!!!!!!

BREAKING............................. THE BANGER REUNION?????.


BREAKING..........................BUNTY CIGAR CREAM??????


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YES , BANGER THE BOOGIE MAN. HE CLAIMS THAT HE IS AN INCREDIBLE DANCER, WITH SOME GREAT MOVES. INFACT HE SAID HE WAS CHOSEN FOR THE JOHN TRAVOLTA PART IN  SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER BUT HAD TO TURN IT DOWN AS HE  WAS BUSY, AND LET TRAVOLTA HAVE IT. I AM THE ORIGINAL BOOGIE MAN HE SAYS........................

Thursday 20 February 2014

MANY ROADS/RIVERS ARE STILL CURRENTLY AFFECTED BY FLOODING ACROSS HERTS ..............................................TAKE CARE............




FLOODLINE..........................O845 9881188/TRAVEL.....BBC.CO.UK/TRAVELNEWS


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ANDY HAS HIT BACK AT BUNTY SAYING THAT SHE USED TO BE SCARED AT BEDTIME AS A CHILD OF BIG CIGARS COMING TO GET HER.  HE DISMISSED  BUNTYS CLAIMS AS TOTAL NONSENSE AND JUST LOOKING FOR ATTENTION......................

BREAKING.......................................ANDY HITS BACK AT BUNTY????.

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BUNTY SAYS PUTTING A CIGAR TOGETHER IS A BIT LIKE BRIC A BRAC, ITS A PUZLE WHICH TAKES TIME BUT ONCE ITS PUT TOGETHER ITS A BEAUTIFUL  PIECE OF ART SHE SAYS........................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........................BRIC A BRAC BUNTY??????

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VERA IS FEELING THE SUCTION AS SHE HASNT BEEN WORKING FOR THE STATION FOR AGES, IM STILL NOT READY TO RETURN LUVIES SHE SAYS....................

BREAKING.......................NO BOTTLE OPENER NEEDED AT AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE SAYS ANDY WE HAVE BERTY BIG TEETH???????


BREAKING.......................VERA FEELING THE SUCTION?????

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BUNTY TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS ALWAYS HAD A SLEEP PROBLEM, AS HE FEARS THE BOGEYMAN. SHE SAYS HE USED HAVE TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE CHARACTER, AND WOULD SOMETIMES NOT GO TO BED AT ALL, APPARANTLEY EVEN  NOW BETTY SAYS HE WILL ONLY SLEEP WITH TR LIGHT ON , AND DOOR OPEN AND NOT ALONE........................WHAT A  BIG BABY YOU ARE ANDY

BREAKING.......................BANGER FEARS THE BOGEYMAN????


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ANDY WAS NOT SO LUCKY TRYING TO GET IN TO THE BRITS LAST NIGHT, AS HE WAS TOLD HE WAS REFUSED ENTRY NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH, BRUISER THEN STEPPED IN AND THERE WAS A SCUFFLE AND TYPICALLY ANDY SAID IF YOU NEED ME  WILL  BE BACK AT THE CAR......................COWARD BANGER!

Wednesday 19 February 2014

BREAKING..........BANGER TRIED TO ATTEND BRITS BUT SCUFFLE WITH BRUISER & SECURITY??????

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 RUMOURS THAT BUNTY HAS,ATTENDED TONIGHT'S BRIT AWARDS IN LONDON.  WE HERE THAT FOR MOST OF THE EVENING SHE SAT ON THE SAME TABLE AS NILE ROGERS OF CHIC FAME.  SHE WAS SEEN LAUGHING AND JOKING BLOWING SMOKE IN HIS FACE, SHE APPARANTLEY WAS DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM PRODUCING HER NEW SONG THE CIGAR CHA CHA   WE UNDERSTAND HE, LATER MOVED BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SEE HER..........




BREAKING...........REPORTS... BUNTY TONIGHT AT BRITS?????

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ARE YOU UP FOR THE EL BEE BIKE CHALLENGE?  WELL HE SAYS HE WILL RACE ANYONE WITH A BIKE THAT HAS GOT SOME SPEED.  IF YOU'VE GOT TWO WHEELS LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE  MADE OF HE SAYS.............

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WE HEAR BANGER SAYS APPARENTLY AND THIS IS NOT CONFIRMED THAT HE. IS READING SAUSAGES WITH CHINA. HE SAYS THAT CHINA IS EXCITED ABOUT HIS SAUSAGES AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM........

Tuesday 18 February 2014

BREAKING...........BANGER TO TRADE SAUSAGES WITH CHINA??????

BREAKING............ EL BEES BIG BIKE CHALLENGE??????





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BUNTY WOULD BELIEVE SAYS SHE WAS PRIVILEGED TO HAVE BEEN BORN WITH A,CIGAR IN HER MOUTH. CIGAR APPRECIATION HAS TO  COME FROM WITHIN SHE SAYS.  I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE IN WITH CIGARS.......



BREAKING........... BUNTY SAYS SHE WAS BORN WITH CIGAR IN HER MOUTH??????


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YES ANOTHER OBSURD IDEA FROM BANGER HE SAYS THAT ALL ELDERLY MUST GO BACK TO WORK ESPECIALLY THE OVER 70S. WE CANNOT AFFORD YO HAVE LAZY OLD PEOPLE HE SAID WORK IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE ECONOMY MOVING..........





Monday 17 February 2014

BREAKING...............BANGER SAYS TO BEAT WORLD RECESSION, SEND THE ELDERLY BACK TO WORK???????


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FANCY JOINING AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB JUST FOR CIGAR LOVERS?  WELL BUNTY THINKS SHES ON TO SOMETHING HOT, SOMEWHERE WHERE WE CAN ALL HAVE A JOLLY GOOD PUFF NON STOP AT THE CIGAR CLUB. SHES HOPING THAT SHE WILL ATTRACT A LOT OF INTEREST IN NEW GET TOGETHER..................................



BREAKING.....................THE CIGAR CLUB????


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WE HEAR THAT BANGER IS TO BE A CHIEF TOSSER AT A GREAT PANCAKE RACE NEXT WEEK. HE SAYS EVERYONE IS INVITED TO THE BIG BANGER PANCAKE RACE NEXT SHROVE TUESDAY, AND HE WILL LEAD THE WAY TOSSING PANCAKES AND SHOWING EVERYONE HOW ITS DONE...........................




BREAKING......BANGER TO BE CHIEF TOSSER ?????!




Thursday 13 February 2014

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YES BUNTY SAYS SHE USED TO BE A AIR HOSTESS WHEN YOUNGER, SHE WILL OT TELL US WHICH AIRLINES ITS WAS BUT WE HEAR SHE GOT THE SACK FOR CON TINOUSLY SMOKING CIGARS AND GREETING PASSENGERS ON BOARD THE AIRCRAFT WITH A CIGAR HANGING OUT HER MOUTH SOMETHING PASSENGERS FOUND OFF PUTTING.............................

BREAKING................................BUNTY SAYS SHE WAS ONCE AN AIR HOSTESS?????

                 
                                       BELOW A YOUNG  AIR HOSTESS BUNTY



                                    

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CHAS IS GETTING FED UP WITH HIS PAPER ROUND IM TOO OLD FOR THIS, ITS TOO MUCH I AM  A SECURITY GAURD NOT A MESSENGER HE SAYS...........................

BREAKING.......................CHEEKY CHAS FINDS PAPER ROUND HARD GOING?????


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WATCH OUT DURING THIS WET SPELL OF WEATHER WHERE THERES FLOODING THERE COULD BE BANGER, HES PUTTING IN BORE HOLES TO RELIEVE THE PRESSURE OF WATER UNDERGROUND BUT INSTEAD OF HELPING HES MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE..........HES OFFERING \ FREE SERVICE SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

BREAKING........................BANGERS BORE HOLES??????


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BASIL FEARS STILL AN ONSLAUGHT FROM ROSES TOMORROW, WE MUST TAKE COVER AGAINST ST VALENTINE HE WILL ATTACK HE SAYS.......................DEAR  O DEAR

BREAKING..............................BASIL FEARS AN ONSLAUGHT TOMORROW?????

BREAKING......................BERTY BIG TEETH SHINES ON THROUGH!!!!

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WE HEAR BRUISER HAS TAKEN A BRUISING BUT NOT  BY WHITE VAN MAN , BUT BY WALKING IN TO A DOOR, ANDY SAYS HE SAID TO HIM DID YOU HIT BACK, WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD THAT HAVE MADE ANDY ITS A DOOR!!!!!

BREAKING.........................BRUISER TAKES A BRUISING?????

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BANGER WE HEAR HAS BEEN GOING AROUND AS THE ORIGINAL RUDOLPH VALENTINO GIVING OUT FLOWERS TRYING TO WOO THE WOMEN OF ST ALBANS, BUT THIS HAS NOT BEEN RECIEVED TOO WELL ESPECIALLY BY BETTY WE HEAR JUST WHERE IS HE REALLY TRYING TO SHOOT HIS ARROW??????

BREAKING...........................ANDY VALENTINE?????


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EL BEE TELLS US THAT HES GOT A SPECIAL VALENTINES DISCOUNT SALE ON TOMORROW....A BIKE RIDE FOR VALENTINES COUPLES OR A LOVERS RIDE AS HE CALLS IT. MY BIKES WILL BE AT SPECIAL DISCOUNT RATES ALL THIS WEEKEND HE SAYS SO YOU CAN RIDE OFF IN TO THE SUNSET TOGETHER................

BREAKING.......... EL BEES VALENTINE BIKE SALES?????

Wednesday 12 February 2014

Monday 10 February 2014

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BUNTY IS LOOKING TO EMPLOY YOUNG WOMEN ON THE STREETS TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SMOKE CIGARS. I WILL BE WORKING CLOSELY WITH MY Co-ORDINATOR FELICITY SHE SAYS AND THE CIGAR WARDENS ONCE PUT ON PATROL WITH BE SEEN PUFFING AWAY ON STREET CORNERS,......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING......... CIGAR PATROL?????

Thursday 6 February 2014

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WELL WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF SHIRLEY VALENTINE, BUT ANDY SAYS WE SHOULD ALL PREPARE FOR THE NEW FILM OF THE MOMENT THE SEQUEL,BETTY VALENTINE,HE PROMISES IT WILL BE BIGGER, BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS, WE CAN HARDLY CONTAIN OURSELVES ANDY..........................

BREAKING...........................BETTY VALENTINE??????

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BANGERS BROCHURES THE LATEST DAFT INVENTION BY THE BANGER EMPIRE. HES NOW SELLING BROCHURES OF THE MOGGY MINOR IN THE HOPE OF BRINGING THE VEHICLE BACK IN  FASHION........................WHATEVER NEXT??




BREAKING..........................BANGERS BROCHURES?????

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BASILS AT ITY AGAIN AFTER BEING QUIET FOR MONTHS HE FEARS AN ATTACK NEXT WEEK ON VALENTINES DAY BY ROSES. WE MUST PREPARE HE SAID THE ENEMY IS COMING WE BELIEVE THE ENEMY VALENTINE TO BE ARMED WITH  AMMUNITION   CALLED ROSES AND OTHER FORMS OF FLOWERS HE SAID...................DEAR O DEAR












MORE........................CIGAR RUNNING WITH BUNTY THE JUDGE/QUEEN OF CIGARS




WHY NOT COME AND JOIN IN THE BIG CIGAR RACE WITH BUNTY, WHETHER YOURE A BEGINNER OR A  CONNOISSEUR, EVERYONES  WELCOME, BUT TO ENTER THE RACE YOU MUST BE HOLDING A LIT CIGAR BUT NO SMOKING JUST THE FIRST TO THE LINE WITH A LIT CIGAR IS THE WINNER ...............OH DEAR

BREAKING..........................BASIL FEARS ANOTHER ATTACK??????


BREAKING ..................THE GREAT CIGAR RACE WITH BUNTY?????.....


MORE.............................EMERGENCY BIKERS WITH EL B????






WE HEAR EL B FROM THE ANDY HOUR HAS BEEN APPROACHED TO STAR IN THE SERIES EMERGENCY BIKERS , WE HEAR HE WAS ASKED TO TAKE PART BECAUSE OF HIS KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERTISE ON BIKES, EL B HAS SAID IF THE PRICE WAS RIGHT HE WOULD CONSIDER IT......................WELL  HE COULD BE A STAR???

BREAKING........................EL B STARRING IN NEW CHANNEL 5 SERIES??????

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BANGERS MOBILE SERVICES, AND IS IT IS MOBILE AN OLD VAN GOING AROUND YOUR STREET AVAILABLE TO DO REPAIRS ON THE SPOT HE SAYS PHONES, COMPUTERS, TVS YOU NAME IT ...............SO WHERE IS THE EXPERTISE COMING FROM THEN ANDY ITS NOT FROM YOU!!!!

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING ISSUED FOR HERTS FOR TODAY....... HEAVY RAIN WILL AFFECT THE AREA THROUGH TODAY / RISK OF LOCALISED FLOODING


Monday 3 February 2014

MORE.......................BUNTY GETS HER MESSAGE ACROSS.............................









BUNTY HAS BEEN SPREADING HER MESSAGE ABOUT THE YEAR OF TH HORSE AND IT SEEMS ITS WORKING. FOLLOWING ON FROM LAST WEEK SAYING THAT SHE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO OWN A HORSE. AND BELOW WE CAN REVEAL THANKS TO DERECKS STAINES MOLE THAT A HORSE WAS INVITED IN TO THE STUDIOS OF ANOTHER RADIO STATION SOMEWHERE IN THE LAND..................BUNTY SAYS SHE WAS DELIGHTED AND MAYBE HE CAN BE GIVEN A REGULAR SHOW OF HIS OWN TOO...................NEY BUNTY!!!!!







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BREAKING......................BUNTYS YEAR OF THE HORSE MESSAGE SPREADS??????


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WHY NOT TRY A SHORT BANGER BREAK, HE SAYS ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET AWAY THESE DAYS HE PROMISES. TAILOR MADE TO YOUR NEEDS WITH SELF CATERING 2* 3 * AND 4* ACCOMODATION AVAILABLE. BOOK A BANGERS BREAK TODAY YOULL BE GLAD YOU DID.............


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BUNTYS DREAMS OF LEN JONES ARE GETTING STRONGER WE EVEN HEAR SHES SO INFATUATED WITH HIM SHES THINKING OF GOING DOWN TO THE VERULAM STUDIOS NEXT SUNDAY AND WAITING FOR HIM OUTSIDE  TO ASK HIM OUT ......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

BREAKING....................BANGERS BREAKS?????

BREAKING........................BUNTY ADMITS SHE HAS A CRUSH ON LEONARD

  • i have a hugeee crush on you

LEONARD............................................

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YES BANGER GLOBAL, HE HAS BIG PLANS AND BIG IDEAS TO BE  A GLOBAL STAR, OR SO HE HOPES ANYWAY. HE SAYS BY THE END OF THIS YEAR HE WILL BE KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD ONCE HE MAKES HIS BANGER FOOTPRINT .......................

BREAKING..........BANGER GLOBAL????