Wednesday 31 December 2014
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Thursday 27 November 2014
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WOULD YOU, COULD YOU ENJOY A CIGAR ON A PLATE??????? WELL IT COULD BE A NEW THING THAT COULD CATCH ON , SHE SAYS THE CIGAR CONNASUEER WOULD ENJOY A PUFF AND COULD REACH OUT FOR ANOTHER COURTESY OF A PLATE!!!!!!
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BANGER HAS SAID FORGET BLACK FRIDAY, PREPARE FOR BANGER FRIDAY, HE EXPECTS TO HAVE RECORD SALES FOR ALL HIS VENTURES, IM EXPECTING TO SELL MORE SAUSAGES, MORE BOATS, MORE PIPES, MOGGY MINORS ESPECIALLY TO MR STAINES......................HE SAYS
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WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON THE WONDERFUL ANDY OF OZ THIS WEEK???????? PLEASE................
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WE HEAR THAT BARNWELL, GOT A CALL FROM BUNTYS BUTLER WHO HAS A STRANGE NAME AND VOICE SAYING LADY BUNTY IS EXPECTING YOU AND YOUR GOOD LADY AT HER MANSION FOR EVENING DINNER THIS EVENING, PLEASE DONT BE LATE.................NO COMMENT FROM BARNWELL ON THE CALL
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVE HALL................................
.STEVEN TELLS US THAT BANGERS MOGGY MINOR HAS BEEN TOWED AWAY, AND HE SUSPECTS AL BEE IS BEHIND IT FOR REVENGE, ALSO BUNTY IS APPARANTLEY GETTING EVERY BODY A PACK OF HAMLET CIGARS FOR XMAS AT VERULAM, & FELICITY WOULD LIKE VERYONE TO GO ON A GHOST HUNT FOR XMAS......................THANKS STEVE,
Wednesday 26 November 2014
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ARE YOU READY TO TRAIN AT THE BANGER SCHOOL OF SAUSAGES, YOULL BE TAUGHT BY THE HEAD CHEF, KING OF SAUSAGES HIMSELF , BANGER. HE WILL GUIDE THROUGH FROM PREPARING A SAUSAGE TO COOKING , AND FINAL PRESENTATION, APPARANTLEY COURSES ARE SELLING FAST............................
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WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS ARE MAKING SONGS FOR THEIR MUSICAL, WE WILL HAVE RECORDINGS OF EACH OF THEIR SONGS THIS SAT ON THE SHOW, AT THE MOMENT THEY ARE NOT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY..........................
Tuesday 25 November 2014
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BUNNY IS PLANNING A HORSE REUNION. HORSES FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY ARE,INVITED TO CONGREGATE AT BUNTYS MANSION. THAT'S A LOT OF ALL HORSES BUNTY
Monday 24 November 2014
BREAKING.......... BUNTY PLANNING A HORSE REUNION???
BELOW A PIC OF BUNTY & FELICITY ENJOYING A HORSE RIDE TOGETHER
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BANGER HAS RECALLED ALL HIS MOGGY MINORS HE'S SOLD,, HE SAYS THERE'S A FAULT ON THEM
HE CLAIMS THAT THE,BREAKS,FONT WORK AND BUYERS,OF THE VEHICLES CLAIM THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP AND ENDING UP GOING FURTHER THAN THEY INTENDED,.
HE CLAIMS THAT THE,BREAKS,FONT WORK AND BUYERS,OF THE VEHICLES CLAIM THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP AND ENDING UP GOING FURTHER THAN THEY INTENDED,.
Friday 21 November 2014
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THIS CHRISTMAS, THE BANGER GROTTO IS THE PLACE TO VISIT. YES FATHER BANGER WILL BE THERE TO MEET AND GIVE PRESENTS TO THE CHILDREN, ALTHOUGH MORE LIKELY THEY ARE LIKELY TO BE PIPES OR SAUSAGES WRAPPED UP, SO TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT FOR YOUR CHILDREN THIS XMAS AVOID A GROTTO THAT SAYS COME AND SEE FATHER BANGER
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IS BANGER PARANOID???? HE NOW THINKS PEOPLE ARE FOLLWING, HIM HE BELIEVES MR STAINES, MR HALL, BARNWELL, & OTHERS ARE FOLLOWING HIM. HE SAID I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FOLLOWING ME TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT IM UP TO HE SAYS.................................DEAR O DEAR
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BANGER COULD BE OFF TO THE JUNGLE FOR IM A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE SERIES. HE CLAIMS THAT THE JUNGLE IS WAITING FOR HIM TO MOVE IN ????
Thursday 20 November 2014
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SEEMS BUNTYS LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN STABLE, MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HORSES MAYBE ????
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PREPARE YOURSELF , BANGER TOO HAS ALSO RUINED ANOTHER SONG, SPACER, FIND OUT MORE AGAIN ON THE SHOW THIS SAT.........................
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY HAS RUINED THE WEST HAM FC ANTHEM IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES, ALL WILL BE REVEALED ON THE SHOW ON SAT.......................
Wednesday 19 November 2014
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A,LOCAL NEWSAGENT HAS VOICED HIS SHOCK AFTER SEEING MANIKIN WALK IN AND BROWSING AT THE CIGARS.
I WAS ASTONISHED HE SAID ITS NOT EVERY DAY WE HAVE A HORSE WALK IN LOOKING AROUND ESPECIALLY AT CIGARS HE JUST GRINNED SHOWING ME HIS,BIG TEETH WHEN HE FOUND. WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR........
I WAS ASTONISHED HE SAID ITS NOT EVERY DAY WE HAVE A HORSE WALK IN LOOKING AROUND ESPECIALLY AT CIGARS HE JUST GRINNED SHOWING ME HIS,BIG TEETH WHEN HE FOUND. WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR........
Tuesday 18 November 2014
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FELICITY SAYS DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE FUTURE? THEN ALLOW ME TO GUIDE YOU WITH MY CARDS, I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS SHE SAYS, APPLY FOR, A CONSULTATION TODAY......
BREAKING ANOTHER DAY / ANOTHER CLAIM WELL FOR BANGER......... SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL
STEVE TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT BANGER UNBELIEVABLY AGAIN HAS REVERSED HIS MOGGY MINOR IN TO HIS NEIGHBOURS GARAGE DOOR.
BANGERS NEIGHBOUR,SAID HE WRECKLESLY. JUST DROVE IN TO IT. HE HAS NO CONSIDERATION FROM ANYONE HE SAYS AND WHEN I SAID TO HIM YOU'VE HUT MY GARAGE DOOR HE JUST REPLIED OH YES I DID IT WAS IN THE WAY.....
BANGERS NEIGHBOUR,SAID HE WRECKLESLY. JUST DROVE IN TO IT. HE HAS NO CONSIDERATION FROM ANYONE HE SAYS AND WHEN I SAID TO HIM YOU'VE HUT MY GARAGE DOOR HE JUST REPLIED OH YES I DID IT WAS IN THE WAY.....
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YES BETTY FLU, HAVE YOU BEEN VACCINATED, APPARENTLY AS NTKEY ANDY TELLS US THAT BETTY FLU IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, HE SAYS ITS A SERIOUS CONDITION....... DEAR O DEAR
Monday 17 November 2014
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HAVE YOU GOT THE BANGER FACTOR? WELL IT'S ANDY ANSWER TO THE X FACTOR, YOU NEED TO HAVE A FIRST CLASS KNOWLEDGE OF SAUSAGES, BE AN EXPERT ON MOGGY MINORS, AND OF COURSE AND BE A PROFESSIONAL PIPE SMOKER, HAVE ALL THESE QUALITIES THEN APPLY STRAIGHT AWAY.......
Friday 14 November 2014
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WE HEAR FROM BETTY, BUNTY & OTHERS THAT BANGER IS SUFFERING FROM SOME SORT OF LIFE CRISIS
QUESTION IS, IS IT A MID LIFE OR END OF LIFE CRISIS, SSSSSSSHHHH DON'T MENTION IT TO HIM IF YOU SEE HIM HE GETS VERY TOUCH ABOUT IT!!!!!
QUESTION IS, IS IT A MID LIFE OR END OF LIFE CRISIS, SSSSSSSHHHH DON'T MENTION IT TO HIM IF YOU SEE HIM HE GETS VERY TOUCH ABOUT IT!!!!!
Thursday 13 November 2014
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WITH THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN AUSTRALIA VISITING THE AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT, ANDY SAYS HE TOO WILL BE VISITING THE AUSTRALIAN MARINE MINISTER AND THANKED DAVID CAMERON FOR WARMING THINGS UP FOR HIM.
THE MAIN EVENT IS ME HE SAID, AND BETTER IS MAKING ALK THE READER ARRANGEMENTS FOR ME, BUT MR CAMERON CAN COME HOME NOW HES DONE ENOUGH......
THE MAIN EVENT IS ME HE SAID, AND BETTER IS MAKING ALK THE READER ARRANGEMENTS FOR ME, BUT MR CAMERON CAN COME HOME NOW HES DONE ENOUGH......
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WE HAVE HAD REPORTS THAT LUNCHTIME PRESENTER IAN COLYER HAS BEEN SMOKING A PIPE ON BREAKS DURING HIS PROGRAMME.
ANDY SAYS WHY ARE WE ALL SO SURPRISED A LOT OF PRESENTERS GO UT BUT DON'T ADMIT IT????
ANDY SAYS WHY ARE WE ALL SO SURPRISED A LOT OF PRESENTERS GO UT BUT DON'T ADMIT IT????
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ANDY SAYS HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT WITH THE RECENT JUBILATION OVER LANDING ON A.COMET. I DID THAT YEARS AGO. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP COPYING WHAT I DO., HE SAYS..........
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WE HEAR THAT BRUISER HAS BEEN BATTLING ALL HIS LIFE
I LOVE A GOOD BATTLE HE SAYS, WHO'S NEXT?????
I LOVE A GOOD BATTLE HE SAYS, WHO'S NEXT?????
SPECIAL REPORT BY STEVEN HALL....
STEVE TELLS US THAT BANGERS ORGANISING SPECIAL OUTDOOR EVENTS FOR ST ALBANS RESIDENT BUT THESE WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE BANGER MANSION.
ALSO FELICITY WANTS TO HIVE EVERYBODY AT THE STATION A PERSONAL TAROT READING, BUNTYS LOVE OF HORSES STARTED AS A CHILD WHEN SHE HAD A PONY, AND,BANGER TO CONVINCE CAR MANUFACTURERS THAT THE MOGGY MINOR IS THE CAR OF THE 21ST CENTURY.....
ALSO FELICITY WANTS TO HIVE EVERYBODY AT THE STATION A PERSONAL TAROT READING, BUNTYS LOVE OF HORSES STARTED AS A CHILD WHEN SHE HAD A PONY, AND,BANGER TO CONVINCE CAR MANUFACTURERS THAT THE MOGGY MINOR IS THE CAR OF THE 21ST CENTURY.....
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WELL IT MAYBE CHILDREN IN NEED BUT BANGER IN NEED IS ALSO ONCE AGAIN PLEADING TO YOUR HEARTS..
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY AND DONATE WHATEVER YOU CAN, WASTE NO TIME PLEASE I AM STRUGGLING HE SAYS..... DEAR O DEAR
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY AND DONATE WHATEVER YOU CAN, WASTE NO TIME PLEASE I AM STRUGGLING HE SAYS..... DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 12 November 2014
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YES THE BUNTY. BLOWATHON, YOU CAN GUESS IT'S ALL ABOUT CIGARS, AND SHE IS TRYING TO GET A BIG BLOWATHON.TOGETHER.
SHE BELIEVES A CHALLENGE IS AS GOOD AS ANYTHING. AND THIS ONE IS TO SEE WHO CAN BLOW FOR THE LONGEST
SHE BELIEVES A CHALLENGE IS AS GOOD AS ANYTHING. AND THIS ONE IS TO SEE WHO CAN BLOW FOR THE LONGEST
Tuesday 11 November 2014
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YES YOU'VE SEEN THE ADVERT THAT THE LADY LOVES MILK TRAY WELL BANGER TOO PLANS TO MAKE A COMMERCIAL WITH THIS ONE CALLED, IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE LADY LOVES SAUSAGE TRAY? YES HE DELIVERS A BOX OF SAUSAGES DEAR O DEAR......
Monday 10 November 2014
Friday 7 November 2014
SPECIAL REPORT BY STEVEN HALL.....................
STEVE TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE HEARS FELICITY IS OPENING A TAROT, CRYSTAL BALL, AND ALL THINGS SPIRITUAL SHOP IN ST ALBANS. ALSO ANDY SAYSTHAT HES A BUSINESSMAN WHOS EARNING MORE THAN RICHARD BRANSON AND SHOULD BE TREATED WITH RESPECT......................MORE FOLLOWS
Thursday 6 November 2014
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AND AFTER THE LORD BANGER PROCESSION LATER ON SATURDAY, THERE WILL BE THE CHANGING OF BANGERS GUARD, YES BRUISER WILL BE CHANGED OVER OUTSIDE HIS RESIDENCE BUT IN TO WHAT IS THE QUESTION ??????
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YOU MAY BE AWARE OF THE LORD MAYOR SHOW THIS SAT , BUT THE LORD BANGER SHOW ON SUNDAY ?? IS NEWS TO US.
ANDY SAYS HE WILL IN A CARRIAGE IN A PROCESSION FROM ST ALBANS CITY CENTRE EN ROUTE TO HIS MANSION, PLEASE COME ALONG AND CHEER HE SAYS !!!!
ANDY SAYS HE WILL IN A CARRIAGE IN A PROCESSION FROM ST ALBANS CITY CENTRE EN ROUTE TO HIS MANSION, PLEASE COME ALONG AND CHEER HE SAYS !!!!
BREAKING......................BANGER CHANGING OF THE GUARD THIS WEEKEND?????
BELOW BRUISER AS BANGERS GUARD
Wednesday 5 November 2014
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WE HEAR THAT BERTY BIG TEETH IS BEING FOLLOWED AROUND BY RABBITS, WE THINK.IT'S BECAUSE THEY. ARE CONFUSED. THEY CLASS HIM LIKE ONE OF THEM.BECAUSE OF HIS HUGE TEETH
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WE HEAR BUTTY IS CELEBRATING GUT FAWKES WITH A DIFFERENCE SHE'S HAVING A CIGARWORKS. DISPLAY.
YES SHE SAYS YOU LIGHT UP THE CIGARS,THEN THROW THEM IN THE AIR, SOUNDS DANGEROUS BUNTY
YES SHE SAYS YOU LIGHT UP THE CIGARS,THEN THROW THEM IN THE AIR, SOUNDS DANGEROUS BUNTY
Tuesday 4 November 2014
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BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS COME OUT WITH MORE RUBBISH BY SAYING THAT GUY FAWKES WAS A DISTANT RELATION. CAN YOU BELIEVE????
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WELL WE HAVE KNOWN ANDY FOR A LONG TIME AND HE HAS DONE DOME PRETTY SHOCKING THINGS BUT THIS TAKES THE BISCUIT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHYSICALLY TOOK BETTY THROUGH THE STREETS SHOUTING PENNY FOR THE BETTY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED BANGER, WORRYING THING IS HE MADE QUITE A BIT OF... MONEY........
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHYSICALLY TOOK BETTY THROUGH THE STREETS SHOUTING PENNY FOR THE BETTY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED BANGER, WORRYING THING IS HE MADE QUITE A BIT OF... MONEY........
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BONFIRE BETTY? ? YES APPARENTLY ANDY SAYS THAT BETTY WOULD MAKE THE FIRE BURN BETTER, NOT THE REAL BETTY OF COURSE NO A MADE UP ONE. A STUFFED BETTY?????
Monday 3 November 2014
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THE BUNTY BAKE OVER, NOT QUITE WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS, INSTEAD IT'S HER BAKING HER CIGARS BEFORE SMOKING THEM.
BUNTY SAID SHE CHALLENGES ANYONE TO A BAKE OFF.
BUNTY SAID SHE CHALLENGES ANYONE TO A BAKE OFF.
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BANGER IS FUMING. THAT HE WAS NOT OFFERED THE SPORTS SUPREME HOUR. THIS US UNACCEPTABLE HE SAYS AND DEMANDED THAT IT BE GIVEN TO HIM UNDER THE NAME THE SAUSAGE SUPREME HOUR?????
Thursday 30 October 2014
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THE ADAMS FAMILY REUNITED ????? COULD WELL ALL OF THEM WILL BE, AT THE BANGERS HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR AT BUNTYS MANSION, PUMPKIN, APPLE BOBBING , AND LOTS OF SCARY GOINGS ON ARE PROMISED WITH FELICITY GEARING UP FOR ONE OF HER GREAT SPRITIUAL RITUALS EVER, GHOSTLY GHOULS, OR WE MEAN ANDY WILL BE THERE OR WILL HE ?????
RUMOUR HAS IT HE WONT GO NEAR BUNTYS UNTIL THE DOG IS EITHER LOCKED AWAY OR PUT IN KENNELS, POOR RAMBO
RUMOUR HAS IT HE WONT GO NEAR BUNTYS UNTIL THE DOG IS EITHER LOCKED AWAY OR PUT IN KENNELS, POOR RAMBO
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IT HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED THAT BUNTY WILL ALSO NOT BE APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW EITHER. APPARANTLEY SHE TELLS US THAT SHE HAS CIGAR CONFERENCE TO ATTEND TOO............
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WE CAN CONFIRM THAT BANGER HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME HE WILL NOT BE APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS ANDY HOUR , THIS BECAUSE HE HAS A TRAINING COURSE TO GO ON ??? HE SAYS I HAVE TO DO TRAINING FOR BANGER INTERNATIONAL ALONG WITH OTHER FELLOW PRESENTERS , BETTY ETC......................
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BANGER HAS MADE A SCARY BETTY HALLOWEEN ID WOULD YOU BELIEVE , WE OF COURSE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....................
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BUNTY BOOK AT BEDTIME, SOUNDS PLEASANT ENOUGH, BUT WHEN WE LOOK DEEPER BUNTY IS ACTUALLY ASKING PARENTS TO READ THEIR CHILDREN TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF HER BOOKS ON CIGARS. WE DONT THINK THIS, OR SHOULD WE SAY WE HOPE THIS WONT CATCH ON.....................
BREAKING................BOOK AT BEDTIME WITH BUNTY????
BUNTY BELOW WITH A YOUNG FELICITY BACK IN HER BEDTIME READING DAYS.....
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WATCH OUT , WATCH OUT, VAMPIRE BANGERS ABOUT , HES LURKING IN THE STREETS, ON EVERY CORNER IN EVERY PLACE, HE SAYS HE CANT WAIT TO GET HIS TEETH IN TO THE ROLE...............DEAR O DEAR
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BE AWARE IF YOU ARE OUT AND ABOUT IN ST ALBANS BECAUSE BANGER IS WALKING AROUND IN A CLOAK SCARING PEOPLE. WEVE HAD REPORTS HES GOING UP TO PEOPLE SHOUTING IM THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS YOURE UNDER MY SPELL.......................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 29 October 2014
Tuesday 28 October 2014
BREAKING...... BERTY BIG TEETH BOBBING FOR APPLES?????
BETTY BIG TEETH WE HEAR WILL BE BOBBING FOR APPLES AT THE BANGER HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR.
SHOWING OFF HIS BIG TEETH IN STYLE, SAYS ANDY....
SHOWING OFF HIS BIG TEETH IN STYLE, SAYS ANDY....
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BONFIRE BRUISER? , WELL WE HEAR THIS YEAR AT THE BANGERS BONFIRE DISPLAY, BRUISER WILL BE BODY GUARDING THE BONFIRE.
HE WILL.BE CHUCKING THE WOOD & LOGS OM UNDER ANDY INSTRUCTIONS, NO ONE COMES NEAR THE BONFIRE BRUISER SAYS IT'S MINE......
HE WILL.BE CHUCKING THE WOOD & LOGS OM UNDER ANDY INSTRUCTIONS, NO ONE COMES NEAR THE BONFIRE BRUISER SAYS IT'S MINE......
Monday 27 October 2014
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EVER SEEN A BOUNCING BUNTY? WELL YOU MAY SOON WELL DO, FOR BUNTY YET AGAIN HAS CREATED ANOTHER PERFECT XMAS GIFT. WIND HER UP.AND WATCH HER BOUNCE ALONG WITH CIGAR IN TOW, TEA SHE SAYS IT WILL.BE A PERFECT GIFT FOR A TODDLER WHO WILL BE A BEGINNER WITH CIGARS. TO GAIN. FAMILIARITY.....
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WITH HALLOWEEN APPROACHING BANGER SAYS HE WILL BE CASTING HE'S OWN SPELLS. HE ONCE AGAIN FANCIES HIMSELF AS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS AND WILL BE LOOKING FOR EASY PREY......
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Thursday 23 October 2014
COMING TO THE AIRWAVES OF RADIO VERULAM THIS SAT , A NEW SHOW FOLLOWING.............. SATURDAY SUPREME ..................
MORE DETAILS SOON.........................................
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FELICITY THE EXTRAORDINARY CLAIRVOYANT , DAUGHTER OF BUNTY BELIEVES THAT ZIGGURAT IS HAUNTED, SHE SAYS IVE SEEN SEVERAL APPARITIONS OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS , WAS ONE OF THEM PERHAPS ANDY ????????
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ITS OUT , YES BUNTYS BIOGRAPHY , SHE SAYS READ ALL ABOUT HER LIFE , SHE SAYS MY LIFE IS AN OPEN BOOK . READ ALL ABOUT MY UPS AND DOWNS WITH CIGARS AND PREVIOUS LIFE AS A HORSE.....................ITS OUT NOW !!!!!!!!!
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BANGERS MOANING AGAIN, WHY HASNT THERE BEEN A HURRICANE NAMED AFTER ME HE SAYS. I AM COMPLAINING TO THE HURRICANE CENTRE AND WANT IN FUTURE ALL STORMS TO BE NAMED AFTER ME HE SAID......................DEAR O DEAR
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WITH THE CLOCKS GOING BACK ONE HOUR THIS WEEKEND, BANGER BELIEVES HE IS OLD GRANDFATHER TIME. I HAVE LONG BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH TIME AROUND THE WORLD HE SAYS, INFACT , I HAVE BEEN TIME & TIME AGAIN .....................
FAREWELL TO ASHLYN KAYE , PRESENTER OF ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FOR 14 YEARS ON RADIO VERULAM, WHO LEFT LAST SATURDAY.................................
PHIL RICHARDS ASHLYN KAYE & DARRELL ANDREWS ON ASHLYNS LAST SHOW.....................
Wednesday 22 October 2014
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ANDY IS DEMANDING TO KNOW WHO HAS OR WHO IS,WEARING BERRY'S BLOOMERS. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN SINCE YESTERDAY AFTER BEEN BLOWN AWAY IN FAKE FORCE WINDS OFF THE WASHING LINE.
HE HAS DEMANDED THEY BE RETURNED IMMEDIATELY, CHANCES ARE ANYWAY THEY WOULDN'T FIT ANYONE ELSE.
HE HAS DEMANDED THEY BE RETURNED IMMEDIATELY, CHANCES ARE ANYWAY THEY WOULDN'T FIT ANYONE ELSE.
Tuesday 21 October 2014
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BRING ON.THE BUNTY, SOUNDS LIKE A MUSICAL.DOESN'T, AND YES THAT'S WHAT BUNTY HAS IN MIND. HER VERY OWN MUSICAL WITH FREE CIGARS ON ENTRANCE.......
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THE ADVENTURES OF ANDY, YES HE SAYS IT WILL BE A NEW MAGAZINE PUBLICATION PRINTING ALL THE ANTICS THAT HE HAS BEEN UP TO,. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES IT WILL BE A BIG SELLER????
Thursday 16 October 2014
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BUNTY HAS APPROACHED THE PROGRAMME CONTROLLER OF THE STATION TO PRESENT HER OWN PROGRAMME ON CIGAR SMOKING, AND A JOINT PROGRAMME WITH FELICITY CALLED... ITS OUT THERE, A PARANORMAL PROGRAMME........................
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WE HEAR FELICITY HAS MADE A SPECIAL RECORDING FOR THIS WEEKS SHOW, MORE ON THIS ON THE SHOW ON SATURDAY ...................
Tuesday 14 October 2014
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YES THE BANGER FOUNDATION HE'S LATEST EXCUSE TO TAKE MONEY OFF THE ELDERLY, THE POOR, AND OTHERS. HE CLAIMS IT'S TO HELP KEEP HIM GOING, PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY HE SAYS.....
Monday 13 October 2014
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BUNTY IS TO APPLY TO PARLIAMENT YO GET A LAW PASSED TO MAKE IT,LEGAL.FOR ALL HORSES TO HAVE A PUFF. SHE SAYS TOO MANY HORSES ARE MISSING OUT AS THEIR OWNERS ARE AFRAID TO LET HUM HAVE A CIGAR FOR DEAR OF BREAKING THE LAW. THIS HAS TO STOP.SHE SAYS!!!!
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FELICITY BUNNY'S DAUGHTER WHO MADE,A DEBUT ON SAT SUPREME ON SAT DOIBG TAROT READINGS SAYS,SHE WILL.BE DOING A SÉANCE NOW AT THE ZIGGURAT & ALSO WANTS,TO.COME BACK ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT REINCARNATION!!!!
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WE HEAR ANDY IS ANNOYED THAT PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING HIS ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANDY SERIOUSLY. HE SAYS BE UNDER KNOW ILLUSION ANYONE WHO DOES NOT ADHERE TO IT WILL BE PUNISHED????
Thursday 9 October 2014
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JUST TO WARN YOU THE BANGERS ARE PREPARING A HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR LATER THIS MONTH. DETAILS ARE SKETCHY AT MOMENT , BUT WE HEAR ANDY IS ONCE AGAIN PLANNING TO SCARE EVERYONE IN HIS USUAL SCARY WAY , AND HE HAS A FEW SURPRISES IN STORE TOO.........................
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FELICITY SAYS SHE WILL DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR AT THE ZIGGURAT BY GIVING THEM ALL FREE TAROT READINGS AS A SPECIAL OFFER. COME AND SAMPLE MY SPECIAL SKILLS INHERITED FROM MUMMY SHE SAYS ...................
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WE NOW HEAR BUNTY HAS GOT ON THE BAND WAGON TOO, AFTER HEARING ABOUT ANDYS ORGANISATION TO STOP CRUELTY TO HIM FROM RAMBO, NOW SHE HAS STARTED HER OWN, FOR THE PREVENTION FORT CRUELTY TO RAMBO..............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 8 October 2014
Tuesday 7 October 2014
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JOHN BS & STEVEN HALL TELL ME US THAT ANDY HAS TAKEN THINGS IN YO HIS OWN HANDS,AFTER BEING FED UP WITH RAMBO ATTACKING HIM.
THE ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANDY?????? YES WE,HAVE HEARD OF THE RSPCA,. BUT NOW HE'S STARTED UP HIS OWN ORGANISATION TO STOP FUTURE CRUELTY TO HIMSELF! FROM RAMBO.INCLUDING RAMBO !!!
THANKS JOHN & STEVE FOR UPDATE......
THE ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANDY?????? YES WE,HAVE HEARD OF THE RSPCA,. BUT NOW HE'S STARTED UP HIS OWN ORGANISATION TO STOP FUTURE CRUELTY TO HIMSELF! FROM RAMBO.INCLUDING RAMBO !!!
THANKS JOHN & STEVE FOR UPDATE......
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YES ONCE BANGER IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACT, BY RAISING HIS OWN COMPANY PENSION. HE HOWEVER IS SAYING FOR EVERY £20 AN EMPLOYEE PUTS IN THE POT HE WILL PUT A POUND IN...... DEAR O DEAR
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MONDAY WAS NO.ORDINARY DAY FOR ONE SHOPPING FOR SHOPPERS,WITNESSED MANIKIN CONDOR AND HAMLET WALKING A SHOPPING PRECINCT AND WALKING IN TO SHOPPING STORES SMOKING CIGARS,.
SECURITY WAS CALLED. BUT BUNTY & FELICITY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT, WHEN THE HORSES WERE ESCORTED OUT AND CIGARS PUT OUT TOO......
SECURITY WAS CALLED. BUT BUNTY & FELICITY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT, WHEN THE HORSES WERE ESCORTED OUT AND CIGARS PUT OUT TOO......
Monday 6 October 2014
Friday 3 October 2014
SPECIAL REPORT.......
STEVE HALL TELLS US THAT ANDY HAS GOT TICKETS FOR THE SAUSAGE CONFERENCE FOR HIM, MR STAINES AND BARNWELL.
THE CONFERENCE US SCHEDULED TO BE HELD IN BOGNOR THIS WEEKEND AND HE EXPECTS ALL 3 TO TURN UP FOR SUPPORT????
THE CONFERENCE US SCHEDULED TO BE HELD IN BOGNOR THIS WEEKEND AND HE EXPECTS ALL 3 TO TURN UP FOR SUPPORT????
Wednesday 1 October 2014
BREAKING.......................BARNWELL GETS A CALL FROM BANGER !!!!!!!!!
WE HEAR THAT BANGER CALLED BARNWELL THIS EVENING DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HES NIECE WAS COMING ON SAT WITH HER DOG RAMBO AGAIN. ANDY APPARANTLEY LEFT A VOICEMAIL MESSAGE IN A RAGE.........................
SPECIAL REPORT...................BY STEVEN HALL
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BANGER PROMOTIONS IS THE NE W VENTURE ANDY IS HOPING WILL BECOME A GLOBAL SUCCESS. MAKE YOUR COMPANY A SUCCESS TODAY THE BANGE WAY HE SAYS. IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD THE ONLY WAY TO STAY ON TOPAND AHEAD OF THE REST IS TO BE PROMOTED BY BANGER PROMOTIONS
LET US PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS TODAY THE BANGER WAY.......................
LET US PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS TODAY THE BANGER WAY.......................
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN ACCUSING PEOPLE OF CRAFTILY LOOKING UP HS KILT. HE SAID HES FED UP WTH GETTING RUDE COMMENTS AND LOOKS, HOW, RUDE SAID.........................
Tuesday 30 September 2014
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BUNTY HAS SAID THAT SHE IS PLANNING A GET AWAY PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO ESCAPE TO BE CALLED A BUNTY BOUNTY.
BUT IT'S FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET NOT DISCOVERED THIER CIGAR SIDE. A WEEK ON THE BOUNTY WILL NO DOUBT CHANGE YOU FOREVER AND YOU'LL.COME BACK WITH A CIGAR IN YOUR MOUTH...... DEAR O DEAR
BUT IT'S FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET NOT DISCOVERED THIER CIGAR SIDE. A WEEK ON THE BOUNTY WILL NO DOUBT CHANGE YOU FOREVER AND YOU'LL.COME BACK WITH A CIGAR IN YOUR MOUTH...... DEAR O DEAR
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YES AFTER LAST WEEK'S FORMAL LETTER HE SUBMITTED TO THE STATION ABOUT MR STAINES ATTENDANCE, ANDY IS NOW TO DEDICATE A SONG TO HIM.ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW. AND STRANGELY HE STILL WISHES HIM WELL???????
Monday 29 September 2014
Friday 26 September 2014
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL........................
STEVE TELLS US THAT HES MOLE THIS WEEKS HAS REVEALED THAT BANGER HAS SAID HE HAS SCOTTISH CONNNECTIONS , WITH HES RELATIONS CALLED MCBANGER,
AND HE STILL BELIEVES HES RESIDENCE IS HAUNTED, AND FELICITY, BUNTYS DAUGHTER SAYS SHE HAS SENSED A PRESENCE THERE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Thursday 25 September 2014
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EL BEE WE HEAR MAY BE REGAINING SOME SENSE OF MEMORY AGAIN, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO REMEMBER STILL WHAT COMPLETELY HAPPENED..................
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BANGER UNITED WE HEAR YOU SAY IS HE GETTING TOGETHER A FOOTBALL TEAM ? NO IS THE ANSWER, WE HEAR HE SAYS IT MEANS THE BANGER FAMILY ARE UNITED TOGETHER AS ONE ????????? WHAT ???
Wednesday 24 September 2014
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WE CAN REVEAL THAT BANGER HAS SENT A FORMAL LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO THE VERULAMIUM MANAGEMENT ABOUT MR STAINES ATTENDANCE WE WILL HAVE A COPY ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW....
Tuesday 23 September 2014
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YES AN ILLUMINATED BUNTY, IT HAS TO BE ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST THIS YEAR.
THE ILLUMINUS. BUNTY LIGHTS UP I'M THE DARK AS SOON AS YOU LIGHT HER CIGAR, BUNTYS CONVINCED THAT EVERY CHILD WILL WANT ONE THIS YEAR.....
THE ILLUMINUS. BUNTY LIGHTS UP I'M THE DARK AS SOON AS YOU LIGHT HER CIGAR, BUNTYS CONVINCED THAT EVERY CHILD WILL WANT ONE THIS YEAR.....
MORE.....ASTRONAUT BANGER
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER WANTS TO LAUNCH IN TO SPACE AND BUILD A HOME THERE.
PLANS ARE WELL UNDER WAY TO DESIGN A BANGER SPACE SHUTTLE EVENT WITH A PREGNANT BETTY WE WILL BE UP.THERE SOON AND IT'S A FRESH START FOR THE BABY'S FUTURE!!!! '
PLANS ARE WELL UNDER WAY TO DESIGN A BANGER SPACE SHUTTLE EVENT WITH A PREGNANT BETTY WE WILL BE UP.THERE SOON AND IT'S A FRESH START FOR THE BABY'S FUTURE!!!! '
Monday 22 September 2014
Thursday 18 September 2014
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NEVER MIND SCOTLAND DECIDES, BANGER NOW DECIDES, HE SAYS HE HASNT DECIDED YET BUT WHEN HE DECIDES TO DECIDE HE WILL MAKE THAT DECISION.......................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 17 September 2014
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WE HEAR BUNTY IS HOLD A BIRTHDAY HORSE PARTY FOR MANIKIN. SHE SAID ALL HIS FRIENDS,WILL BE COMING, AND ALL THE HORSES WILL BE TREATED TO PARTY FOOD AND GAMES AND OF COURSE CIGARS....... DEAR O DEAR
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ANDY HAS CHUCKED OUT BERTY BIG TEETH FOR SAYING HE WILL ACCEPT MR TONYS JOB OFFER, HE CALLED HIM A TRAITOR......
Tuesday 16 September 2014
Monday 15 September 2014
LATEST........ ANOTHER MUSICAL MASTERPIECE. BY BUNTY, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON?????
WE HOPE TO HAVE A RECORDING OF THE SONG ON THIS,WEEKS SHOW......
Thursday 11 September 2014
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WOULD YOU FANCY RETIRING IN ONE OF BANGERS RETIREMENT HOMES??? WELL IF YOU DO HES OFFERING WHAT HE CALLS FIRST CLASS LUXURY SURROUNDINGS WITH EN SUITE FACILITIES...............HE HOPES TO HAVE THESE HOMES BUILT BY END OF THE YEAR, GOOD NEWS IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO RETIRE ..................
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WE HEAR THAT EL BEE HAS STILL NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED , INFACT HE HAS EVEN ASKED WHAT A MOTORBIKE IS ....................DEAR O DEAR
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A PERSON WHO WENT IN TO BUNTYS MANSION TODAY, HAS TOLD OF THEIR SHOCK AND DISMAY. A SALESPERSON WHO WAS INVITED IN SAY THEY COULDNT BELIEVE SEEING TWO HORSES AT A DINNER TABLE EATING OFF PLATES AND ANOTHER ON THE SOFA RELAXING WATCHING TV SMOKING A CIGAR.
WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON IN QUESTION IS STILL IN SHOCK.....................
WE UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON IN QUESTION IS STILL IN SHOCK.....................
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BERTY BIG TEETH EVICTED FROM THE BANGER HOUSE BECAUSE TEETH WERE GETTING IN EVERYONES WAY....................
Wednesday 10 September 2014
MORE........................BANGER SAYS NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR MR TONY
ANDY SAYS HE WANTS TO OFFER TONY A SERIOUS POSITION WITHIN HIS ORGANISATION AS A DIRECTOR. HOWEVER IT MAY SOUND GOOD, BUT WE HEAR THE TITLE DIRECTOR MEANS MORE THAN THE TITLE DESCRIBES, HE SAID MR TONY WILL BE DIRECTING PEOPLE TO HES BANGER OFFICES , HENCE THE TITLE A DIRECTOR......................DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 9 September 2014
CONFIRMED......BETTY PREGNANT?
ANDY HAS MADE ANNOUNCEMENT AND SAYS BOTH HE AND BETTY ARE ARE DELIGHTED ABOUT THE NEWS THAT BETTY IS EXPECTING A BABY??? BUT BETTY IS. IN HER 80S,. IMPOSSIBLE?????
Monday 8 September 2014
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FOLLOWING TODAY'S,NEWS ABOUT THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE ANNOUNCING SHE IS PREGNANT, ANDY SAYS WHAT,A COINCIDENCE BETTY IS,PREGNANT TOO.
WE CANNOT EITHER DENY OR CONFIRM THESE REPORTS AT PRESENT ABOUT BETTY BUT WE HOPE YO HAVE MORE NEWS SOON.....
WE CANNOT EITHER DENY OR CONFIRM THESE REPORTS AT PRESENT ABOUT BETTY BUT WE HOPE YO HAVE MORE NEWS SOON.....
Thursday 4 September 2014
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THE WORLD AWAITS THE BUNTY CHALLENGE , JUST WHAT WILL THAT MEAN WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, YOU CAN BET IT WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH CIGARS .................MORE NEWS AS GET IT
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WE HEAR BUNTY IS TO STAR IN A HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR IN OCTOBER, SHE AND FELICITY WILL PLAY THE PART OF WITCHES WITH RAMBO ALSO MAKING AN APPEARANCE
FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY COMING SOON........................
FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY COMING SOON........................
Wednesday 3 September 2014
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BANGER SAYS HE'S UNIQUE, AND BEST OF ALL BRITISH??? HE SAID THE BRITISH PUBLIC ARE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM??? WHAT'S HE ON ABOUT??? WHY DONT WE EXPORT HIM??
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BASIL HAS WARNED THE WORLD TO PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ATTACK. THIS TIME FROM LEAVES.
I FONT TRUST THE TREES HE SAYS THEY ARE GETTING READY TO CHUCK LEAVES AT US...... DEAR O DEAR
I FONT TRUST THE TREES HE SAYS THEY ARE GETTING READY TO CHUCK LEAVES AT US...... DEAR O DEAR
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BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE IS PROMOTING HIS NEW,BRAND OF MOGGY MINOR, AB ELECTRIC ONE, SAVE ENERGY.HE SAYS & MONEY ON FUEL, BUY A BRAND NEW ELECTRIC MOGGY MINOR TODAY.......
Tuesday 2 September 2014
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FORGET THE FREEVIEW RE TUNE TOMORROW, BANGER SAYS PREPARE FOR THE GREAT BANGER SWITCHOVER.
HE'S OF COURSE REFERRING TO BANGER INTERNATIONAL HIS SO CALLED RADIO STATION. HE SAYS NO NEED TO ADJUST YOUR AREAS THE BANGER SWITCHOVER WILL.TAKE PLACE NATURALLY....... OH DEAR!
HE'S OF COURSE REFERRING TO BANGER INTERNATIONAL HIS SO CALLED RADIO STATION. HE SAYS NO NEED TO ADJUST YOUR AREAS THE BANGER SWITCHOVER WILL.TAKE PLACE NATURALLY....... OH DEAR!
Monday 1 September 2014
BREAKING....... BUNTYS LATEST MUSICAL MASTER PIECE......HEY YOU THE RV CREW????
WE HOPE TO HAVE A,RECORDING FOR THIS,WEEKS SHOW........
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BANGER HAS A NEW OFFICE WHERE HE CHAIRS ALL HIS CONFERENCE MEETINGS, YES THE BANGER.BUSINESS CENTRE, WE HEAR IT'S ACTUALLY HE'S SHED BELIEVE IT OR NOT ALL DECISIONS WILL BE MADE HERE HE SAID, FROM WHAT I WANT FOR DINNER TO MY NEXT VENTURE, OK MEETING ADJOURNED..... DEAR O DEAR
Thursday 28 August 2014
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WE KNOW WHAT LIFE IS LIKE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, BUT THE BIG BANGER HOUSE?? WELL ANDY SAYS THAT THE BIG BANGER HOUSE COMING TO A CREEN NEAR YOU SOON, ALL THE HOUSEMATES WILL INCLUDE HIMSELF, BETTY, BRUISER, BERT BIG TEETH AND MORE..........................WATCH THIS SPACE
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HOW DO YOU FANCY YOURSELF AN EXCLUSIVE BANGER PENSION. YES HE SAYS YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE LONG TERM FUTURE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO START SAVING THAN WITH A BANGER PENSION, RATES AND TERMS TO BE RELEASED SOON...................
Wednesday 27 August 2014
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YES B I T. THE LATEST NAME THAT BANGER IS CALLING. HIS CORPORATION...... BANGERS INDEPENDENT TRADERS, YES WE THINK HE'S FOLLOWING ONLY FOOLS,AND HORSES IDEA, BUT HE CLAIMS IT'S ORIGINAL?????
Monday 25 August 2014
Thursday 21 August 2014
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THER RETURN OF THE ANDY , WELL BANGER NOW SAYS LIKE THE WORLD REVOLVES, SO WILL THE RETURN OF THE ANDY, SO ANDYS EVERYWHERE CAN REJOICE AT THE GOOD NEWS..........................
Wednesday 20 August 2014
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YES , WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT , BANGER HAS DECIDED TO CREATE HIS OWN NEWSPAPER, CALLED THE BANGER NEWS.
HE SAID KEEP UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE MAJOR BREAKING STORIES LIKE BETTY, SAUSAGE UPDATES, AND HIS VENTURES. HE BELIEVES THAT IT WILL DEVELOP IN TO THE BANGER NEWS EMPIRE.................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
HE SAID KEEP UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE MAJOR BREAKING STORIES LIKE BETTY, SAUSAGE UPDATES, AND HIS VENTURES. HE BELIEVES THAT IT WILL DEVELOP IN TO THE BANGER NEWS EMPIRE.................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 19 August 2014
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FEARS OF AN IMMINENT ARRIVAL ON UK SOIL OF LARRY HAVE PROMPTED BRUISER YO STEP UP SECURITY AROUND BANGER. HE TOLD US ERRRR CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
Monday 18 August 2014
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BUNTY IS PLANNING TO MAKE A MUSICAL.ABOUT GUESS WHO.? YES HER CALLED BRING ON THE BUNTY..
SHE PROMISES LOTS,OF THRILLS AND SINGALONGS AS WELL.AS A LOT OF PUFFING BY XMAS, DEAR O.DEAR
SHE PROMISES LOTS,OF THRILLS AND SINGALONGS AS WELL.AS A LOT OF PUFFING BY XMAS, DEAR O.DEAR
MORE.........BANGERS CHAUFFER. SERVICES
WELL WE HERE THE LATEST BUSINESS PLAN BANGER HAS IS TO BE A CHAUFFER WELL HIN AND BRUISER TO BE PRECISE.
BANGER SAYS HE HAS PLANS TO LAUNCH THE SERVICE SOON IN HUS EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE WHICH HE HAS DONE UP, THE MOGGY MINOR......
BANGER SAYS HE HAS PLANS TO LAUNCH THE SERVICE SOON IN HUS EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE WHICH HE HAS DONE UP, THE MOGGY MINOR......
Thursday 14 August 2014
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THAT MAY EXPLAIN WHY HE GETS FUNNY LOOKS, INFACT WE HAVE HEARD HES BEEN CALLED WEE WILLIE WONKA AS HE CARRYS A LANTERN WHEN HE GOES OUT AT NIGHT TOO.....................
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YES WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HES ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO MR STAINES WE ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID WELL MR STAINES IS TALLER THAN ME.......................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 13 August 2014
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BANGER SAYS HE'S LOST EVERY JOB HE'S HAD OVER THE YEARS. HE SAID HE'S BIGGEST PROBLEM WAS PUNCTUALITY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HE SAYS WHEN I USED TO WAKE UP THEN I'D TURN UP HE SAID WHATEVER THE TIME.......
DEAR O DEAR
DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY AND HER. BOYS ARE TO APPEAR IN THIS YEARS NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL. NOT SURE WHICH ROLES THEY WILL PLAY BUT SHE SAYS CIGARS WILL BE AVAILABLE ALL ROUND.......
Tuesday 12 August 2014
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ANDY SAYS,HE'S ADVERTISING FOR A NEW POSITION THAT COULD BE IDEAL FOR TONY ONE OF OUR REGULAR LISTENERS.
HE SAYS THAT TONY WOULD BE SN OFFICE JUNIOR WITH VARIOUS,DUTIES EXPECTED OF HIM. MORE YO BE,REVEALED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW.....
HE SAYS THAT TONY WOULD BE SN OFFICE JUNIOR WITH VARIOUS,DUTIES EXPECTED OF HIM. MORE YO BE,REVEALED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW.....
Monday 11 August 2014
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WOULD YOU READ BANGERS BIOGRAPHY??? YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY BORED AND WOULD PROBABLY ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES ANYWAY.
BANGER SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME HE WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HES HAD REQUESTS TO WRITE ONE,. DEAR O DEAR, IT WILL BE IN SHOPS FOR XMAS.......
BANGER SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME HE WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HES HAD REQUESTS TO WRITE ONE,. DEAR O DEAR, IT WILL BE IN SHOPS FOR XMAS.......
Thursday 7 August 2014
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TONIGHT REPORTS BANGER IS ON HIS WAY TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE, INFACT WE HEAR HES HAD A ROW WITH ONE OF THE QUEENS HORSE GUARDS AFTER TRYING TO B Y PASS THEM TO GET IN TO SEE HER MAJESTY, ITS UNCLEAR AS TO WHY HE WANTS TO VISIT HER.....................................
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WITH THE ONSET OF GOOGLE PROMISING DRIVERLESS CARS IN THE FUTURE, BANGER IS NOW PROMISING THE SAME,BUT HES SAYS FORGET GOOGLES PROMISES, BE PREPARED FOR THE DRIVER LESS MOGGY MINORS!!!!!!!!
Wednesday 6 August 2014
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ANDY TELLS,US THAT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE MUSIC CLASSICS I'S PIPES OF PEACE, WE WILL HAVE,A RECORDING OF THIS TOO ON THE SHOW THIS SAT.....
Tuesday 5 August 2014
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YES BUNTYS LATEST CLASSIC IS LIGHT MY FIRE, SHE PROMISES TO LET US HAVE A RECORDING FOR THIS WEEK'S SHOW......
Monday 4 August 2014
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WE HEAR BANGER HAD THE NERVE YO TAKE ONE OF HIS OLD,SAILING VESSELS OUT AT COWES WEEK.ON THE REGATTA. APPARENTLY WE ARE TOLD HE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF HOWARDS WAY.......
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THE B C C, THIS TIME ITS BUNTYS CIGAR CHARITY. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY SHE SAYS IT TAKES,A LOT TO KEEP MY HABIT GOING...... DEAR O DEAR
Thursday 31 July 2014
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WE CAN REVEAL THAT WE HAVE FOUND OUT ANDYS MIDDLE NAME IS AUGUSTUS, SO ANDY AUGUSTUS BANGER, WELL WE WILL BE ASKING MORE ON SATURDAYS SHOW....................
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BANGER HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF CREATING CROP CIRCLES WHERE HE LIVES, HE DENIES THIS AND SAYS THAT HE IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE MYSTERY .................
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YES ARE YOU READY TO TRY THE NEW BANGER DIET, WELL ITS PRETTY SIMPLE ,START THE DAY WITH SAUSAGES, AND END THE DAY WITH SAUSAGES TOO. HE CLAIMS THAT ITS THE BEST WAY TO LOSE WAIT SENSIBLY AND SERIOUSLY........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 30 July 2014
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YES BANGER BELIEVES HE'S THE NEW RICHARD BRANSON, HE SAYS,HE HAS MORE VENTURES THAN HIM???? AND IS MORE SUCCESSFUL.
HE SAYS HE'S NEW CORPORATION NAME BANGER WILL BE A MULTI MILLION WORLD WIDE NAME BY NEXT YEAR!!!!
HE SAYS HE'S NEW CORPORATION NAME BANGER WILL BE A MULTI MILLION WORLD WIDE NAME BY NEXT YEAR!!!!
Tuesday 29 July 2014
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CHAS & VERA ARE BACK TOGETHER WE HEAR. WELL AT,LEAT IN A,WORKING CAPACITY. CHAS SAYS,VERAS. MY ASSISTANT SHE HOLDS MY KEYS...... YES CHAT WE BELIEVE YOU!!!!!
Monday 28 July 2014
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- AAMDY SAYS HE & TONY OF LONDON COLNEY ARE BEST FRIENDS. HE CLAIMS THAT THEY ARE INVITING EACH OTHER FOR DINNERS, ARRANGING HOLIDAYS TOGETHER, AND EVEN.HAVING.STAY OVERS, AT EACH OTHERS HOUSES????!!
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YOU'VE HEARD OF ANOTHER FILM CALLED RAMBO WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE BUT THIS ONE IS TO BE WITH A,DIFFERENCE.
BUNTY TELLS,US SHE'S IN TALKS WITH FILM PRODUCERS ABOUT FELICITYS DOG TO BE IN A MOVIE CALLED RAMBO...... WATCH THIS SPACE
BUNTY TELLS,US SHE'S IN TALKS WITH FILM PRODUCERS ABOUT FELICITYS DOG TO BE IN A MOVIE CALLED RAMBO...... WATCH THIS SPACE
Thursday 24 July 2014
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL.....................
STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY IS VERY UPSET THAT HE DIDNT GET A VIP INVITATION TO THE DUXFORD AIR SHOW LAST TIME ROUND, AND WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHONED BARNWELL ASKING HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME EXCLUSIVE BANGER RECYCLED WATER............................
THANKS FOR THE REPORT STEVE
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FANCY COOLING OFF THE BUNTY WAY, WELL PUT CIGAR IN THE FREEZER FOR 24 HOURS UNTIL FROZEN. AFER CIGAR IS FROZEN TAKE OUT AND SMOKE , YOU WILL FILL ICE COOL WITH A CHILLED CIGAR. SO PUFF AWAY.......................
Wednesday 23 July 2014
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ARE YOU READY TO FACE THE BANGER??? ANDY SAYS ITS A NEW CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO BE FOCUSED AND NOT BLINK AND SEE IF YOU CAN FACE THE BANGER!!!
HE SAYS THE GAME WILL BE ON YOUR XMAS LISTS THIS YEAR.
HE SAYS THE GAME WILL BE ON YOUR XMAS LISTS THIS YEAR.
Tuesday 22 July 2014
Monday 21 July 2014
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THE B C C, IS THE BUNTY CIGAR CARE. YES BUNTY.HAS CREATED HER OWN COMPANY DESIGNED TO LOOK AFTER CIGARS. SHE WILL TELL YOU HOW TO CARE FOR THE WELFARE OF YOUR CIGAR AND MORE.........
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YES WITH THE COMMONWEALTH. BATON.IN THE NEWS, ANDY BUNTY ARE PLANNING THEIR OWN BANGER BATON RELAY SOON.
BE PREPARED ANDY SAID FOR THE BATON YO COME YO YOUR TOWN. CHEER AS WE GO & GIVE YOUR SUPPORT...... DEAR O DEAR
BE PREPARED ANDY SAID FOR THE BATON YO COME YO YOUR TOWN. CHEER AS WE GO & GIVE YOUR SUPPORT...... DEAR O DEAR
Sunday 20 July 2014
Thursday 17 July 2014
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