BREAKING.........IS EL B THE RIDER FROM ELL????

MORE.........WE HEAR BUNTY IS TO RETALIATE WITH A SONG OF HER OWN AFTER HEARINGS ANDYS VERSION OF AVALON . WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SONG WILL BE YET BUT WE HOPE TO LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS WE HEAR AND ALSO PLAY IT FOR YOU ON THIS COMING WEEKENDS SHOW......

BREAKING.........BUNTY TO RETALIATE????

MORE........YES WE HEAR THAT THE BANGERS ARE PREPARING FOR THE BANGERS BANQUET. WE HEAR ALL THE FAMILY WILL BE THERE BUT NOT BUNTY APPARANTLEY. BASIL, BERTY , BETTY AND LONG DISTANCE RELATIVES WE HEAR WILL ALL BE THERE.........

BREAKNG.........THE BANGER BANQUET?????

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BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE WANTS TO BE HEAD OF HIS OWN BOARD COMMITEE, WE HEAR HES PLANNING TO GET ONE ORGANISED AND SURPRISE , SURPRISE , HES THE ONE RUNNING EVERYTHING, MAKING DECISIONS ON BETTY,  AND MORE  YES BANGER OF THE BOARD................

BREAKING........................BANGER OF THE BOARD??????

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YES WE HEAR THAT BERTYS TEETH WERE EVEN SO BIG WHEN WAS YOUNGER THAT WHEN THEY DID FALL OUT HE COULDT PUT THEM UNDER HIS PILLOW AS THEY WERE TOO BIG TO LIE ON AND THE FAIRIES HE BELIEVED WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CARRY THEM..................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...................BERTYS TEETH TOO BIG FOR THE FAIRIES??????

BREAKING.......................RUMOURS CHAS INSULTED TO BE OFFERED CARETAKERS ASSISTANT JOB?????

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YES PREPARE FOR A BEARDED MAN WHO MAY TURN UP AT YOUR WORK PREMISES CLAIMING TO BE AN INSPECTOR, HE CLAIMS THAT HE WILL INSPECT EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE THOROUGHLY........................BEWARNED!

BREAKING.......................INSPECTOR BANGER!!!!!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BUNTY BOOT CAMP? WELL SHES RECRUITING EARLY NEXT YEAR FOR LEARNERS COME AND AND LEARN HOW TO SMOKE A CIGAR, YES YOU WILL BECOME AN EXPERT WITHIN A FEW DAYS SHE SAYS AND HAVE THE LUXURY OF SMOKING MANY UNTIL YOU DO............................ALL AGES WELCOME

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YES ANDY ADVERTISING, HE WILL BE ADVERTISING HIMSELF EVERYWHERE SOON, BE PREPARED TO SEE HIS NAME IN EVERY WINDOW ON EVERY WALL, BUS STOP AND VENUE................YOULL SOON BE SICK OF THE SIGHT OF HIM

BREAKING..............................BUNTY BOOT CAMP???????

BREAKING..........ANDYS ADVERTISING?????

MORE.........BUNTY HAS BEEN DOING A PROMOTION OF HER OWN BY HANDING OUT FREE CIGARS TO THE PUBLIC.WE HEAR THAT SHE HAS BEEN EVEN TRYING TO GET THE LEAST EXPECTED TO TRY A CIGAR. HER BANNER READ A CIGAR IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR TODAY !!!!!

BREAKNG.........BUNTYS CIGAR PROMOTION????

MORE...........YES EL B IS TRYING TO ORGANISE A BIG BIKE REUNION . HE SAYS ALL HIS OLD FRIENDS WILL BE THERE AND NO DOUBT SHOWING OFF THEIR BIKES!!!!

BREAKING..........BERTY SAYS EVEN HIS TEETH HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE CREDIT CRUNCH?????

BREAKING.........EL B PLANNING BIKE REUNION????

MORE........YES BANGER REPAIRS, HE SAYS ANY PRODUCT ANY SIZE INFACT JOB WILL DO , JUST GIVE BANGER REPAIRS A CALL. BUT BEFORE YOU DO WE HEAR FROM. FORMER CUSTOMERS HE'S WORK IS KIND OF BODGE UP SO DON'T RUSH TO THE PHONE !!!!

BREAKING.........................BODGE IT UP BANGER???????

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YES WE HEAR ANDY HAS MADE HIS OWN VERSION OF THE ALL TIIME ROXY MUSIC CLASSIC AVALON, WHY WE DONT KNOW, BUT WE DO KNOW IT WONT BE THE SAME........WE HOPE TO HAVE A VERSION ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...................

BREAKING................................AVALON ANDY???????

BREAKING................................CHAS TO GO TO TRIBUNAL OVER SACKING!!!!!

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YES A BREAKTHROUGH FOR BUNTY, WE HEAR SHES BEEN ACCEPTED AND RECOGNISED A S A CIGAR CELEB, AND SHE THINKSA IN TIME THE WORLD WILL KNOW HER FOR WHAT SHE DOES...........................

BREAKING..........................BUNTY BREAKTHROUGH????????

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YES BANGERS OLD BANGER, BY THAT WE MEAN THE OLD MOGGY MINOR WHICH HES PLANNING TO MAKE A COME BACK ON,  HE BELIEVES THAT THE MOGGY MINOR IS THE CAR OF THE FUTURE.............................

BREAKING...........BANGERS OLD BANGER......AND WE DON'T MEAN BETTY????

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YES ANDY CLAIMS AFTER HIM THERE WILL BE NOTHING, HE CLAIMS THAT AFTER ANDY THATS IT. HE SAYS HE IS THE REASON THAT WE ARE ALL HERE. AFTER HIM THERE WILL BE NO MORE, SO ENJOY HE SAYS AND HOW CAN HE HELPIMPROVE YOUR LIFE??????

BREAKING..........................AFTER ANDY?????

BREAKING.........................ANDY HITS BACK AT BUNTY, SAYING SHE LIKED BEING CALLED CIGAR CHARLIE??????

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YES BUNTY SAYS SHES HIT THE BIG TIME WITH HER NOYS, WHO ARE WINNING MORE RACES THAN EVER AND SHE PUTS IT DOWN TO THEIR CIGAR LIFESTYLES MAKING THEM FASTER THAN EVER SHES SAYS..................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING............BIG TIME BUNTY??????.

BREAKING......................CHAS TO MAKE FORMAL REQUEST TO RETURN???????

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YES WE HEAR FROM BUNTY THAT ANDY USED TO BE CALLED AND ALSO LIKED  BEING  CALLED ANDY PANDY. INFACT HE USED TO GO TO BED WE HEAR SAYING ANDY PANDY SAYS GOODNIGHT  MUMMY..................WELL THANK YOU PANDY BANGER!

BREAKING...........................ANDY PANDY????

BREAKING.........REPORTS CHAS WANTS HIS OLD JOB BACK?????

BREAKING.........NEW CARETAKER FRED GETS ON VERY WELL WITH VERA?????

MORE.........YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT AFTER HEARING THAT EL B WANTS A ROUND THE WORLD BIKE RACE, TYPICAL BANGER NOW WANTS A ROUND THE WORLD PIPE RACE. YES EVERYONE MUST PUFF RHEIR PIPE WHILST RUNNING HE SAYS, THE FIRST TO FINNISH AND WITH PIPE ALIGHT WILL BE THE PIPE RUNNING CHAMPION....,,.DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........NOW ANDY WANTS A ROUND THE WORLD PIPE RACE ????

MORE........YES EL B CHALLENGES BIKERS EVERYWHERE TO A ROUND THE WORLD BIKE RACE . HE SAYS HE WILL OUT RACE ANYONE !!!!

BREAKING .........EL B WANTS A ROUND THE WORLD BIKE RACE?????

ATOMIC BOMB ANDY ........CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS , COMING IN THE AUTUMN THE BANGER CIRCUS, WITH BOUNCING BETTY, AND ATOMIC BOMB ANDY. YES ANDY APPARANTLEY TO BE EJECTED FROM A CANNON BALL IN AN AMAZING ACT.THERE WILL ALSO BE AMAZING BIKE STUNTS FROM EL B , AND STUNNNG TEETH ACTS FROM BERTY.......DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

MORE........YES SOON IN A CINEMA NEAR YOU WILL BE THE MOVIE ....BERTY BIG TEETH, WELL APPARANTLEY . WE ARE TOLD BERTY IS IN TALKS WITH DISNEY PRODUCTIONS ABOUT HIS ROLE IN THE MOVIE....,.,,WATCH THIS SPACE'

BREAKING........COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU.........BERTY BIG TEETH!!!!!

MORE.........YES BALLROOM DANCING WITH A DIFFERENCE .BUNTY WILL TEACH YOU TO DANCE BALLROOM WHILST ALL THE TIME WITH A CIGAR IN THE MOUTH. BUNTY SAYS SHE'S REHEARSED THIS FOR YEARS AND NOW EANTS THE WORLD TO JOIN IN !!!!

BREAKNG............BALLROOM BUNTY????

MORE.......BANGER TELLS US HES BEEN RECIEVING LETTERS FROM FANS , WELL WE CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT THEY'VE BEEN SAYING HE TELLS US THEY HAVE BEEN VERY COMPLIMENTARY .........WE WILL SEE

BREAKNG........DEAR BANGER????

MORE.......,,YES WE HEAR THAT THE OPEN BETTY DAY WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER. APPARANTLEY NO ONE TURNED UP AND ANDY SAID HE BLAMED THE VERULAM HERITAGE .DAY..........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........THE BETTY DAY WAS A DISASTER????

YES , WE WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD BE, NOW HE WANTS HIS OWN AIRPORT AND INTERNATIONAL TOO..... QUESTION IS WHERE, AND WOULD ANY PLANES FEEL SAFE ENOUGH TO TAKE OFF OR LAND THERE??????

BREAKING.................BANGER AIRPORT?????

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER WANTS HIS OWN ARRIVALS  LOUNGE AT AN AIRPORT CALLED ANDYS ARRIVALS, YES YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ARRRIVE THROUGH THIS EXCLUSIVE PART OF THE AIRPORT FOR A FEE , BUT NOT DEPART?????

BREAKING..........................ANDYS ARRIVALS?????

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WE HEAR THAT THE BRITISH DETAL ASSOC IS INTERESTED IN BERTYS TEETH,THEY SAY THEY HAVE NOT SEEN TEETH LIKE HIS , SINCE THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS, THEY SAY THEY NEED TO BE EXAMINED FURTHER.....................

BREAKING...........................BERTYS TEETH AS OLD AS DINOSAURS?????

BREAKING.........................SURPRISE , SURPRISE ANDY CONFIRMS HE WONT BE APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.....................

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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE AHEAD OF THIS WEEKS VERULAM HERITAGE WEEKEND, THE BANGERS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT SATURDAY IS THE....BETTYOPEN DAY? THIS IS NOT AN OPEN DAY FOR THE BANGER RESIDENCE  BUT FOR BETTY WOULD YOU BELIEVE, YES COME AND SEE BETTY, GET TO KNOW HER ANDY SAYS....................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........................THE BETTY OPEN DAY??????

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THE BANGER BRIGADE, YES BASIL BANGER SAYS HE IS CALLING UP ALL THE BANGER FAMILY TO SERVE AGAINST WHAT HE CALLS AN ATTACK FROM DRAGON FLIES!!!!!

BREAKING.........THE BANGER BRIGADE????

MORE........YES THE BUNTY BELLY FLOP, APPARANTLEY BUNTY CAN DO A BELLY FLOP WITH A CIGAR IN HER MOUTH . NOT SURE IF WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT BUNTY BUT IT'S NICE TO KNOW .........

BREAKING........BELLY FLOP BUNTY?????

BREAKING.......................BELOW EL B HAS GIVEN US AN OLD PHOTO OF HIM RIDING HIS BIKE WITH JOHN B S OF LUNCHTIME VERULAM ON THE BACK, YEARS AGO WHEN THEY WERE RIDING PALS!!!!!!!, EL B IS THE ONE IN FRONT

BREAKING......................EL B USED TO BE A HELLS ANGEL??????

BREAKING.........................BUNTY SAYS SHE CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE NEW ANGRY ANDY, SHE LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT HER CIGAR FELL OUT OF HER MOUTH (THATS A FIRST) AND APPARANTLEY SHES ALREADY PLACED A FIRST ORDER FOR THE NEW ANGRY ANDY......................

EXCLUSIVE......................HERE IS THE NEW ANGRY ANDY WITH PIPE WHICH COULD BE IN SHOPS BY CHRISTMAS..........................

BREAKING.........................BERTYS TEETH GLOW IN THE DARK?????

BREAKING........ANDY CLAIMS HE WAS THE ORIGINAL JULIO IGLESIAS ??? WELL BEGIN THE BEGUINE ANDY

BREAKING...........WE ARE FINDNG IT HARD TO KEEP UP WITH LORD EMBELLBEE, SO WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT????

MORE........YES NEXT TIME YOU SEE A CIGAR ADVERT IT COULD SAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUNTY OR A BUNTY PRODUCTION! BUNTYS LOOKNG TO INCREASE HER NAME IN ADVERTISING!!!!!

BREAKING..........BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUNTY ????

MORE.........ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT HE LOST THE 20/20 OLYMPIC BID TO TOKYO . HE SAID HE BELUEVED THAT THIS TIME HE WOULD HAVE WON THE GAMES TO TAKE PLACE IN HIS BACK GARDEN. HE SAID BETTY EVEN CUT THE GRASS, AND THERE'S NO EXCUSE WHY HE DIDNT WIN SAYING IT WAS RIGGED........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........BANGER FURIOUS THAT HE LOST 20/20 OLYMPIC BID??????

MORE...........YES ANGRY ANDY , WE HAVE ALREADY HAD NOTICE OF A BEARDED ANDY ON SALE IN SHOPS LATER , NOW AN ANGRY ANDY , MAYBE WE WILL GET AN ANDY OF EVERY EMOTION IN THE SHOPS SOON, QUESTION IS WHO WILL BUY THEM???!?

BREAKNG.........ANGRY ANDY?????

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YES ARE YOU GETTING INTERFERENCE ON YOUR TV AND RADIO ? WELL IT COULD BE BANGERS FAULT, HES BEEN INSTALLING TALL UGLY ARIELS ALL OVER THE PLACE TO IMPROVE BANGER FM RECEPTION AND MORE. IF YOU CANT GET THE CHANNELS YOU LOVE, CHANCES ARE ITS AN ARIEL  NEAR  YOU THATS TO BLAME BY BANGER!!

BREAKING..........................ANDYS ARIELS????????BIG BENT ARIELS

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YOURE CHANCE TO BE HEALED BY BUNTY BUT ALSO WITH A CIGAR. JUST HOW EOES SHE DO IT? SHE REVEALS ALL BY COMING ALONG TO HER HEALINGS CLASSES EVREY THURSDAY  EVENING......................

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YES ANDY WANTS YOU  TO   SPEND AUTUMN WITH HIM, THANKFULLY HE DOESNT MEAN LITERALLY, BUT BY LISTENING TI HIS AUTUMN REFLECTIONS.........................AVAILABLE SOON !!! 

BREAKING..........................HEAL YOURSELF WITH A CIGAR SAYS BUNTY?????EALING

BREAKING..........................BASIL WILL ATTACK????? ATTACK

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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER IS GOING IN TO THE WORLD OF GAMBLING WITH  HIS OWN BETTING ORGANIASATION. CALLED BET ON BANGER, YES YOU CAN BET ON ANYTHING HORSES, WEATHER. FOOTBALL INFACT ANYTHING. BUT BEWARE YOU MAY NOT GET THE PAYOUT YOU HOPED FOR, AND WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON BANGER DISSAPEARING???????

BREAKING...................BET ON BANGER??????

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YES WE CAN CONFIRM THAT RADIO VERULAM HAS A NEW CARETAKER CALLED FRED, HE IS STARTING SOON, HE WILL BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE ON SAT SUPREME, QUESTION IS DOES HE KNOW VERA?????

BREAKING..............REPORTS THAT VERULAM HAS NEW CARETAKER????

MORE..........WOULD YOU HIRE A BANGER, CAB, COACH??? WELL VERY SOON YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO JUST THAT. ALTHOUGH FARES WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SERVICE WILL BE LIKE?????

BREAKING........EL B MAKES A RECORDING????

BREAKING........BANGER HIRE???

MORE.........YES APPARANTLEY BUNTY IS TO BLAME FOR A HUGE INCREASE IN CIGAR SMOKING AMONGST YOUNGSTERS. BUNTY HOWEVER IS PLEASED SAYING THE EARLIER YOU START THE BETTER........

BREAKING..........BLAME BUNTY?????

MORE.........SOUNDS A BIT RICH THIS ONE , BUT BANGER ON BROADWAY? YES HE HAS AMBITIONS WITH FILM COMPANY BANGERMOVIES.COM.HE SAYS WITHIN A YEAR OR SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW A BANGER PRODUCTION ????

BREAKING...........BANGER ON BROADWAY????

MORE........YES BERTY IS GETTING PEOPLE GUESSING HOW MANY TEETH HE'S GOT IN HIS MOUTH. LATEST ESTIMATES ARE 50 SURELY NOT?

SAT SUPREME REMEMBERS 2 ICONIC BROADCASTERS OF A GENERATION.............................

BREAKING........................BERTYS TEETH TOTAL TOTS UP????????

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BUNTYS HAD A LOT OF BUMPY RIDES OVER THE YEARS,  BUT WITNESSES REPPORTED SEEING HER TODAY TAKINGA RIDE ON MANIKIN AS HER BOYS WERE BACK FROM THEIR HOLIDAY.  APPARANTLEY SHE FOUND IT HARD TO KEEPHER BALANCE AS MANIKIN WITH EXCITEMENT GALLOPED THROUGH THE STREETSWITH BUNTY BOPPING UP AND DOWN  AND HERE CIGAR TOO........................

BREAKING...........................BUNTYS BUMPY RIDE?????

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SEEMS THAT VERA HAS  NOT BEEN TELLING US EVERYTHING. SAT SUPRME HAS LEARNED THAT VERA HAS HER OWN DRAMA SERIES  CALLED VERA ON ITV1 ON SUNDAY NIGHTS....SO WHY DOES SHE NEED TO BE A CLEANER?????

BREAKING.........VERAS LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE?????

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WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHONED THE BIG BAND SHOW ON RADIO VERULAM THIS EVENING . JUST AFTER 6PM WE HEAR HE CALLED AND SAID SAUSAGES AND THE SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN....NE REACTIO SO FAR FROM LEN JONES..............

BREAKING....................WE ARE GETTING REPORTS ANDY HAS PHONED THE LEN JONES SHOW TONIGHT