Thursday 27 June 2013
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A MAN AT BUNTYS PYSCHIC NIGHT TONIGHT CLAIMS HES BEEN HEALED BY BUNTY. THE MAN WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO SMOKE CIGARS HAS NEBER BEEN BRAVE ENOUGN, BUT SINCE A BIT OF HEALING FROM BUNTY SINCE 9OCLOCK IS ON HI S 30TH CIGAR AND SAYS FEELS FANTASTIC...................DEAR O DEAR,
MORE.........................BANGER SELLING FAKE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM AT WIMBLEDON....................
YES BANGER WAS USHERED AWAY TODAT AT WIMBLEDON SELLING FAKE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM AT THE CHAMPIONSHIPS. WE HEAR SEVERAL PEOPLE LEFT THE TOURNAMENT FEELING UNWELL OTHERS, WANTING THEIR MONEY BACK. WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A MAN SELLING THEM IN A SHORTS AND T SHIRT WITH A PIPE LOOKING LIKE A FAKE TENNIS PLAYER..................DEAR O DEAR A PIC BELOW...........
Wednesday 26 June 2013
Tuesday 25 June 2013
Monday 24 June 2013
MORE.........YES WITH THE WIMBLEDON CHAMPIONSHIPS UNDERWAY ANDY CLAIMS HE HAS SET UP. HIS OWN TENNIS CLUB TO HELP TRAIN YOUNGSTERS FOR THE FUTURE. HE EVEN PKAYED A GAME HINSELF TODAY , WE HEAR WHEN THE WORD DEUCE WAS MENTIONED DURING A MARCH AND WENT OFF AND HAD A GLASS OF ORANGE AND WHEN THE REF SAID ADVANTAGE ANDY HE SHOUTED I'VE NEVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE, EVEN WHEN THE CALL WAS MADE 15 LOVE HE SHOUTED AT THE REF SAYING AND DON'T CALL ME LIVE MY WIFE WOULDNT LIKE IT .........DEAR O DEAR
MORE.......THE BANK OF BANGER/IS YOUR MONEY SAFE?????? ........YES THE LATEST BANGER VENTURE IS TO NOW HAVE A BANK TO LOOK AFTER YOUR FINANCES. YOU GET YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, A PERSONAL BANK MANAGER WHICH IS BANGER OF COURSE AND THERE'S NO INTEREST AT LEAST FOR YOU BUT PLENTY FOR BANGER AS HE WILL RIP YOU OFF.........
Thursday 20 June 2013
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WELL, IT MAY BE THE LONGEST DAY OR SUMMER SOLSTICE, BUT BANGER BELIEVES ITS THE LONGEST BETTY HE SAYS AND WILL CELEBRATING AROUND THE LONGEST SAUSAGE..................DEAR O DEAR
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YES BERTY BANGER SAYS THAT HE HAS NEVER BEEN INSULTED WELL NOT AT LEAST FOR A WHILE ANYWAY THATS UNTIL HE FOUND OUT ANDY WAS HIS UNCLE.
HES NOW BEEN INSULTED AGAIN BECAUSE HES BEEN ASKED TO BE A DOOR STOPPER WITH HIS TEETH, HOW DARE PEOPLE SAY SUCH THINGS HE SAID. THEY SHOOULD KNOW I AM MORE THAN JUST A PAIR OF TEETH.................
HES NOW BEEN INSULTED AGAIN BECAUSE HES BEEN ASKED TO BE A DOOR STOPPER WITH HIS TEETH, HOW DARE PEOPLE SAY SUCH THINGS HE SAID. THEY SHOOULD KNOW I AM MORE THAN JUST A PAIR OF TEETH.................
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YES THE ULTIMATE BOOSTER SAYS BUNTY , WHEN YOURE FEELING DOWN REACH FOR A CIGAR ITS GUARANTEED TO PICK YOU UP, JUST ONE PUFF IS ALL YOU NEED TO GIVE YOU THAT PICK UP YOU NEED, TRY IT SHE SAYS AND FEEL THE BOOST IN THE PUFF OF SMOKE ........................
Wednesday 19 June 2013
Tuesday 18 June 2013
Monday 17 June 2013
Thursday 13 June 2013
MORE........................BANGER GOES RETAIL, SOMETHING FOR EVERY AGE!!!!!!
YES, FINALLY BANGER GOES RETAIL, HE PROMISES CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE THIS SUMMER WITH BETTY DOING THE STITCHING, SOWING, AND MAKING OF THE PRODUCTS..........LIKE THIS ONE BELOW...........THE T SHIRT EVERYONE WILL BE WEARING THIS SUMMER??????????
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YES WITH ALL THE WINDY WEATHER AROUND TODAY WE HEAR BANGER SAID HE WAS HIT BY WIND AS WELL, BUT BETTY SAID HE NORMALLY HAS THAT PROBLEM AND WA S UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!
MORE....................ANDY HITS BACK!
ANDY SAID WHAT BUNTY SAYS IS NOT TRUE HE DID NOT CALL HIS ACTION MAN ANNABE. HE LASO SAID BUNTY USED TO SNEAK OFF FOR A CRAFTY CIGAR AT THE AGE OF 10 WHILST HIM AND HIS OTHER SISTER AND BROTHER WERE PLAYING GAMES..............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday 12 June 2013
Tuesday 11 June 2013
Monday 10 June 2013
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RAISE YOUR CIGARS SAYS BUNTY, WHO WANTS TO HOLD A CIGAR CONCERT FOR A VERY WORTHY CAUSE , YES THE CIGAR......SHE BELIEVES THAT WITH A CONCERT OF MUSIC ALL LIGHTS TO BE OFF AND EVERYONE TO HOLD UP THEIR CIGAR SO THEY WOULD ACT AS BOTH SMOKE AND A GUIDING LIGHT......................ARE YOU GOING TOO FAR BUNTY????
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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BEEN COPYING THE QUEEN, AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD LAST WEEK HER MAJESTY WENT TO VISIT BROADCASTING HOUSE. WELL TODAY BANGER TURNED UP AT BROADCASTING HOUSE WITH HIS PIPE LIT WALKING IN TO THE BUILDING, HE WAS QUICKLY ASKED WHO HE WAS, AND HE REPLIED IM LORD BANGER, CARRY ON WORKING HE SAID, HE WAS THEN ASKED TO LEAVE.....................DEAR O DEAR
Thursday 6 June 2013
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IT SEEMS THAT EL B IS SO ANNOYED WITH ANDY ABOUT TAKING HIS MISSING BIKE THE TWO HAVE FALLEN OUT OVER THE ISSUE. EL B SAYS I CANT BELIEVE ANDY WOULD TAKE MY BIKE, I DIDNT THINK HE KNEW HOWTO RIDE ONE EITHER.......................
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YES BANGER CALLING??? OR NOT??? WE HEAR HES BEEN MAKING HOAX CALLS AGAIN, WE HAVE HAD REPORTS THAT QUITE A FEW RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT RECIEVING CALLS WITH THE WORDS SUNSHINE & SAUSAGES............................BE WARNED1
MORE......................BELOW BUNTYS NEW STEAM BATH FROM CIGARS!
BUNTY SAYS TRY HER NEW STEAM BATH, ITS ACTUALLY LIGHTING SEVERAL HUNDRED CIGARS AND PUTTING THEM ALL AROUND YOU AND LETTING THE SMOKE CLEANSE THE PAWS OF YOUR SKIN, SHE SAID A TURKISH BATH DOESNT EVEN COMPARE.................
Wednesday 5 June 2013
MORE..........WITH THE SUMMER WEATHER FINALLY HERE, BANGER ONCE AGAIN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE TO MAKE IT A MISERABLE ONE FOR MANY, FIRST GAKE SUNGLASSES NOW FAKE GAZEBOS, YES WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE GARDEN PARTY WAS A DISASTER. APPARANTLEY YESTERDAY EVENING A GAZEBO SOLD BY BANGER COLLAPSED ON IT'S OCCUPANTS AND IT TOOK 2 HOURS BEFORE EVERYONE COULD FIND THEIR WAY OUT.......... DEAR O DEAT
BELOW THE COLLAPSED GAZEBO ON THE GARDEN PARTY GOERS
Tuesday 4 June 2013
MORE.........YES IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING A PAIR OF STYLISH SUNGLASSES THIS SUMMER THINK AGAIN. BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING FAKE ONES, ALREADY WE HAVE HAD A REPORT THAT A WOMAN AFTER PUTTING A PAIR ONE SAID EVERYTHING AROUND HER WAS SPINNING AROUND SND SHE COULD NOT TAKE THEM OFF EITHER.DO NOT BUY ANY GLASSES WITH THE BANGER LOGO IN THEM ........
BELOW A PAIR OF BANGERS WIERD SUNGLASSES TO LOOK OUT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE........BERTY BANGER SPENT THE NIGHT IN CASUALTY LAST NIGHT . APPARANTLEY IT WAS ANDYS FAULT AFTER HE ASKED BERTY TO SNAP A PIECE OF PLANK WOULD APART WITH HIS TEETH. BERTY WAS UNABLE TO DETATCH HIS TEETH FROM THE WOOD AND HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL. ANDY SAID HE'S FINE HE'S TEETH JUST ACHE ........DEAR O DEAR
Monday 3 June 2013
MORE.........YES WE HEAR THAT EL B HAS FOUND HIS BIKE , WE HEAR WHILST KNOCKING ON BANGERS HOUSE AND ASKING BETTY AT THE DOOR IF HE HAS SEEN HIS BIKE , ANDY WAS IN THE BACK GARDEN REVVING UP EL Bs BIKE. EL B WENT IN ABD ASKED HIM WHY HE HAS HIS BIKE ANDY SAID MR STAINES OR BARNWELL SOLD IT TO ME ..........
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