Thursday 30 May 2013
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YES NOT BGT, BRITAINS GOT TALENT, NO THIS BANGERS GOT NO TALENT, AT LEAST THATS WHAT HE WAS TOLD WHEN HE PHONED THE PROGRAMME TO AUDITION. NOT ONLY WAS HE TOO LATE AS AUDITIONS HAVE FINISHED ANYWAY HE WAS ALSO TOLD WE HAVE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOU DONT FIT IN AS THIS IS A TALENT SHOW............WELL THAT TOLD YOU ANDY!
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ANDY CLAIMS THAT THE APPROACHING ASTEROID DUE TO HIT EARTH TOMORROW IS HEADING FOR HIS HOUSE. HES NAMED IT ANDYS ASTEROID, AND HAS TOLD BETTY TO EVACUATE, HE CLAIMS THAT HES MEASURED IT AND ITS AIM AND IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE BANGER RESIDENCE.................DEAR O DEAR
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BERTY BANGER THE KING OF TEETH TELLS US HIS FATHER IS ON THE ATTACK AGAIN , YES BASIL BANGER HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT ASSAULT ON A FLY THAT HAS BEENN TERRORISING HIM FOR DAYS, BERTY CLAIMS HES GOT EVERY WEAPOM YOU CAN THINK OF TO EITHER GET RID OF HIM OR TO TAKE THE FLY AS PRISONER..............
MORE..................ANDYS ADVENTURE PARK!
YES YOU HEARD RIGHT, HES PLANNING TO OPEN AN ADVENTURE WONDERLAND IN HIS FIELD, BUT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE EVERY CHILDS DREAM???? THIS IS ONE OF ANDYS OLD STEAM TRAIN RIDES BELOW DEAR O DEAR DEAR......................
MORE..........RESIDENTS WARNED TO STAY INDOORS AS ANDY TEST DRIVES HIS BULLDOZER WE HEAR SO FAR HE HAS KNOCKED DOWN A WALL AND FLATTENED 2 LAMPOSTS........,.
DESTRUCTIVE BANGER......................................
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THIS WEEKS PLACE OF INTEREST ON HISTORY IN HERTS IS BUNTINGFORD..................LISTEN ON SAT FOR MORE AND PHOTOS TO THE TOP RIGHT OF THIS PAGE ON OUR NEW FEATURE ................................
Wednesday 29 May 2013
Tuesday 28 May 2013
BREAKING .........................BERTY BANGER TO ADVERTISE WHITER THAN WHITE TOOTHPASTE??????
BELOW A PHOTO OF BERTY BANGER WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HES TEETH HAD GROWN VERY EARLY........................
Monday 27 May 2013
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YES WE HAVE HAD BRUNCH WITH BUNTY, NOW SHE IS PROMOTING HER LATEST WHICH IS, BEFORE BED WITH BUNTY. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SPREAD THE WORD THAT IS ALL YOU NEED BEFORE YOU RETIRE AT NIGHT IS A CIGAR AND A HORSE STORY ????? WELL, THATS ONE WAY TO FALL ASLEEP BUNTY, BUT WILL IT CATCH ON.............................
BANGER CAUSES EMERGENCY LANDING................
WE HEAR THAT BANGER AT THE WEEKEND CAUSED AN EMERGENCY LANDING ON ONE OF HIS BANGER AIRLINES PLANES. APPARANTLEY HE LIT A PIPE ON THE PLANE AND CAUSED PLUMES OF SMOKE TO FILTER DOWN THE CABINS IN TO THE COCKPIT AREA , AND THE PILOT THE AVIATION DOWN ON THE GROUND HE HAD TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING DUE TO WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS FOG. BUT IT WAS BANGER CAUSING THE SMOKE. UNBELIEVABLY THERE WERE OTHER PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE, WE DIDNT THINK THAT THERE WERE EVER ANY OTHER PASSENGERSTHAT EVER FLEW ON HIS AIRLINES, THANKS TO ANDYS STUPIDITY THE PLANE DID HAVE TO LAND BUT THANKFULLY SAFELY...........................
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YES BA, NO NOT BRITISH AIRWAYS AS WE KNOW ALREADY ITS BANGER AIRLINES, BUT WHAT YOU DIDNT KNOW, BANGER HIMSELF CAUSED AN EMERGENCY LANDING THIS WEEKEND, WE WILL YOU MORE DETAILS AS WE GET THEM.....................
Thursday 23 May 2013
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BANGER WE HEAR HAS GONE IN TO HIDING, WE DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS , EVEN BETTY SAYS SHES NOT SURE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS AT PRESENT
Wednesday 22 May 2013
Tuesday 21 May 2013
Monday 20 May 2013
Friday 17 May 2013
Thursday 16 May 2013
MORE.................BUNTYS BRUNCH!
IF BUNTY GETS HER WAY THIS WILL BE THE NEW BRUNCH THAT YOU WILL BE HAVING EVERY MORNIING. THERES RASHES OF BACON, AN EGG AND OF A CIGAR WITH A SMALL OF WHISKY....WILL IT CATCH ON?????
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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT WITH RADIO VERULAM DOING A BROADCAST CHALLENGE FOR POTENTIAL PRESENTERS , BANGER HAS DECIDED TO COMPETE BY DOING HIS OWN. BUT BERTY BANGER IS LOOKING TO BECOME A PRESENTER ANDY SAYS AND THAT IS THE CHALLENGE, WELL THATS CERTAINLY SOMETHING FOR HIM TO GET HIS TEETH IN TO....................
Wednesday 15 May 2013
MORE........YES THE NEW ALL NEW IN ONE ANDY. BANGER CLAIMS HE IS OFFERING HIS SERVICES THAT'S WORRYING ALREADY. YES HE SAYS YOU'LL GET S GARDENER, A D I Y HANDYMAN, DOCTOR, DENTIST, BUILDER, SAUSAGE MAKER, SINGER? , INFACT EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HIRE HIM, NO JOB TOO BIG OR SMALL INFACT NOTHING HE CAN'T DO.........WELL THANKS ANDY BUT THINK WE SHOP AROUND FIRST!!!!!!
Tuesday 14 May 2013
Monday 13 May 2013
Thursday 9 May 2013
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YES YOU HEARD RIGHT BANGERS BISTRO, IS THE NEW NAME FOR THE BANGERS NEW RESTUARANT IF HE GETS HIS WAY.....WELL WHAT WOULD THEY SERVE WE BET THE FINEST SAUSAGES, AND NO DOUBT OTHER FAMILY BANGER TREATS .................WATCH THIS SPACE...............
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EL B HAS BRANDED A PERSON TRYING TO OUTRACE HIM ON A PUBLIC ROAD TODAY AS A COMPLETE IDIOT..INSPITE OF THE FACT THAT HE COULDNT KEEP UP WITH EL B ANYWAY HE SAID SOMEBODY RECOGNISED ME AND CAME UP BESIDE ME AND TRIED TO OUTRACE ME, THEY STOOD NO CHANCE, BUT BELOW EL B DOSENT LOOK VERY HAPPY.......................
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WE HEAR THAT PARKALARFAKA MAY WELL BE RETURNING TO SAT SAT SUPREME. WE LEARN THAT FAR QAR AND PARKALARFAKA MAY WORK ALTERNATE SHIFTS, TAKING IT IN TURNS EACH WEEK. IF THIS IS TRUE ITS GREAT NEWS FOR THE FORMER PRODUCER WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO RETURN TO THE SHOW FOR A WHILE.............
MORE..................REPORTS OF A MAN IN THE AIR WITH A PIPE!!!!
BANGER REPORTEDLY WHILST TRYING TO FLY A KITE TODAY WITH NEPHEW BERTY TOOK OFF IN GALE FORCE WINDS WE HEAR THAT HE GOT STUCK UP A TREE AND THE FIRE BRIGADE WERE CALLED......WE HEAR THE FIRE SERVICE WAS ANNOYED WITH BANGER FOR WASTING EMERGENCY SERVICES TIME AND SAID HE WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS PIPE BEING LOST IN THE TREE THAN THEM TRYING TO GET HIM DOWN, AND SAID IT WAS SHEER STUPIDITY..............................BELOW A WITNESS PHOTO CATCHES BANGER IN MID AIR!!!!!!!
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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ANDY BANGER PHONED SIR ALAN SUGAR AND ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BE HIS NEW APPRENTICE. AS WE KNOW ITS NORMALLY THE OTHER WAY ROUD ON SIR ALAN SHOW BUT WE BELIEVE BANGER SAID TO HIS RECEPTIONIST EITHER HE DOES OR HE DOESNT BUT HE BETTER NOT TAKE TOO LONG ABOUT IT...............THE ARROGANCY OF THE MAN
Wednesday 8 May 2013
Tuesday 7 May 2013
MORE.........WE HEAR THAT ANDYS BANK HOLIDAY WAS A DISASTER AND FOR HUNDREDS OF OTHERS TO. THE REASON BEING THAT ANDY FANCIED DOING DOME DIY , BUT UNFORTUNATELY HIS DRILLING WENT TOO FAR WE HEAR HE DRILLED THROUGH SOME TELEGRAPH WIRING CUTTING ELECTRICITY TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, SOME HAVE STILL NOT HAD THEIRS RESTORED........DEAR O DEAR
Friday 3 May 2013
Wednesday 1 May 2013
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AS EXPECTED WE ARE RECIEVING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD BANGERS BRAKES FITTED ON CARS , BIKES, AND OTHER VEHICLES. APPARANTLEY SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO STOP WHEN IN MOTION. INDEED ONE LADY WHEN THROUGH SOMEBODYS BACK GARDEN ON HER BIKE BEFORE COLLIDING WITH A GARDEN FENCE...................WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH ...DO NOT BUY THESE BRAKES THEY ARE FAULTY AND DANGEROUS..................
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BANGERS SELLING DODGY BRAKES WOULD YOU BELIEVE, PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE WE HAVE ALREADY HAD COMPLAINTS FROM CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN TRICKED IN TO BUYING THEM .................MORE DETAILS LATER
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