Thursday 27 September 2012
BREAKING..................ANDY SAYS HES NOT SORRY..........
ANDY AS ALWAYS TO COMPETE WITH THE HEADLINES IS SAYING HES NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING HES DONE.....WELL WHAT A SUPRISE THAT IS...
UPDATE.................BANGER GOES GLOBAL????
BANGER INTERACTIVE, SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ABOVE BANGERS INTELLIGENCE BUT HE BELEVES HE CAN INTERACT WITH EVERYONE ACROSS THE GLOBE BUT BY WALKIE TALKIE...WE MUST KEEP IN TOUCH BY RADIO HE SAYS.......OVER,......IS THAT BIG TEN FOUR ANDY?????
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BANGERS BISCUITS THE NEW BISCUIT SELECTION TO HIT OUR SHELVES SOON, BANGERS CREAMS, BANGERS FINGERS, AND BANGERS SLICES ALL THES AND MORE SOON TO TEMPT YOUR TASTE BUDS CAN YOU WAIT, BEACUSE WE CAN............
Wednesday 26 September 2012
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BUNTYS BIRTHDAY BASH PLANNED FOR LATER THIS YEAR AT THE BUNTY RESIDENCE CIGARS SUPPLIED AS WELL AS CHAMPAGNE ALL HORSES TO BE INVITED ONLY THOUGH WITH NO MENTION OF ANY PEOPLE .... DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 25 September 2012
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THE LATEST FROM ANDY IS THAT HE WANTS TO START UP A COMPANY CALLED BANGERS BUSINESSES . WHEN WE ASKED HIM WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT HE SAID THAT'S MY BUSINESS AND NONE OF YOURS......DEAR O DEAR
Monday 24 September 2012
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ANDYS KILT TODAY BLEW OFF IN THE WIND WOULD YOU BELIEVE. AS ANDY SCURRIED THROUGH THE HIGH STREET IN GALE FORCE WINDS HIS KILT WE HEAR BECAME LOOSE AND BLEW OFF LEAVING A HIGHLY EMBARRASSED ANDY RUNNING FOR SHELTER...APPARANTLEY THE PUBLIC THAT WERE AROUND AT THE TIME WERE SHOCKED BUT LAUGHING TOO.....BUT ANDY WE HEAR WAS SHOUTING HOW VERY DARE YOU, EVENTUALLY ANDY REGAINED HIS KILT AFTER IT LANDED ON A RATHER MORE EMBARRASED ELDERLY LADY.............DEAR O DEAR WHY DOES HE STILL INSIST ON WEARING ONE ANYWAY????
Friday 21 September 2012
BREAKING................BANGERS BEAUTICIANS LAUNCHES TODAY AND SAT SUPREME RECIEVES COMPLAINTS...............
ALREADY ANDY BANGER HAS RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM FURIOUS FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS WHO VISITED HIS BEUTY PARLOUR, DISATIFIED, MAMED AND EVEN INJURED AND DEINITELY WANTING THIER MONEY BACK......BELOW ARE PHOTOS CUSTOMERS HAVE SENT IN TO US....... LOOK AT THESE AFTER THE TREATMENT......... 
BREAKING....................FIRST COMPLAINTS ROLL IN WITH BANGER BEDS
WEVE HEARD THAT ONE PERSON HAS ALREADY COMPLAINED TO SAT SUPREME ABOUT BANGERS BEDS SHE SAID SHE BOUGHT A TRIAL ONE SOMETIME BACK AND HADNT BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP FOR WEEKS, THEY SHOUL BE CALLED SLEEP ROUGH NOT EASY, I WAS TOSSING AND TURN
ING EVERY NIGHT, AND THEN IT GOT SO BAD I HAD A BAD BACK, AND TO TOP IT ALL ONE NIGHT AS I TURNED OVER THE MTRESS COLLAPSED AND I ENDED UP ON THE FLOOR..........
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WHITE VAN MAN WICKY PHONED BARNWELL TODAY WE HEAR AND SAID HE WILL BE COMING IB TO THE SHOW ON SATURDAY TO SEE ANDY IN HIS KILT, HE SAID ITS A SIGHT I MUST SEE, AND WONDER WHAT HES GOT ON UNDER IT...........WE DONT WANT TO KNOW WICKY
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ANDYS LATEST VENTURE IS NOT GOOD NEWS FOR ANY OF US, ITS SELLING BEDS YES NONE OF US WILL EVER SLEEP AGAIN IF WE ONE OF THESE..THEY MAY LOOK HARMELESS ENOUGH IF A BIT OLD BUT BELIEVE YOU AND ME , THEY WILL NOT HELP YOU TO SLEEP EASY.....HES EVEN MADE A COMMERCIAL FOR THEM WE WILL HAVE A CLIP OF THIS TOMORROW..........
Thursday 20 September 2012
BREAKING.....................BANGERS BUBBLE BATH GOES ON SALE & CAUSES SKIN RASHES...............
WE HEAR THAT BANGERS BUBBLE BATH WHICH IS ALREADY ON SALE HAS CAUSED A SURGE OF COMPLAINTS AND SKIN CONDITIONS FROM ITCHING TO RED BLOTCHES AND DISCLOURING..ONE LADY SAID SHE BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY AND HAD A BATH AND NOW CANT SIT STILL.............WE URGE LISTENERS NOT TO BUY THE PRODUCT AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET IT TAKEN OFF THE SHELVES.......
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NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD ASSOCIATE WITH THE BANGERS (BEAUTY THAT IS) BUT YES ANDYS NEW VENTURE IS TO OPEN UP A BEAUTICANS. NOW WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT BEAUTY...HE SAYS THAT PEOPLE WILL BE ENTITLED TO A FULL MAKEOVER AS WELL AS MANICURES INFACT WHATEVER YOU LIKE....APPARNTLEY THIS BEAUTY PAROUR OPENS TOMORROW...WE WILL HAVE UPDATES ON HOW IT GOES........
Wednesday 19 September 2012
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YES BUNTY IS TO GIVE TUTORIALS AND COURSES ON MAKING YOUR OWN CIGARS . SHE SAID SHE IS AIMING AT ALL AGE GROUPS FROM THE YOUNGEST TO THE VERY OLD ...IM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF BUDDING CIGAR MAKERS AMONG YOU SHE SAYS.....DEAR O DEAR
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BANGER GLOBAL TOURS IS THE LATEST VENTURE BY ANDY, HE CLAIMS THAT TOURS WILL START AT £400 PER PERSON AND WILL BE UNFORGETABLE. WHEN WE ASKED WHERE THE TOURS WILL BE HE SAID THEY WILL START AT THE FIELD GATES WHERE HE LIVES AND THEN END AT THE FIELD GATES THE BIT IN BETWEEN IS UNCLEAR.......DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 18 September 2012
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BANGER BUBBLE BATH IS THE LATEST CREATION TO HIT OUR SHELVES. THE BUBBLE BATH HE IS WILL BE OF SAUSAGE AROMAS AND OTHER FRAGRANCES HE CLAIMS IT WILL BE REFRESHING AND REACH THE PARTS OTHER BUBBLE BATHS CAN'T REACH ....... DEAR O DEAR
Monday 17 September 2012
BREAKNG........ANDY TO COME TO SHOW NEXT WEEK I'N A KILT?
STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW & ANDY HOUR TELLS US THAT HIS MOLE HAS SAID THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT ANDY BANGER IS TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW THIS SAT IN A KILT. WE HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE STEVE AS IT WOULD VERY DISTASTEFUL....ALSO WE HEAR BUNTY WILL ALSO BE PLAYING HER PART WEARING SOME SCOTTISH TOO.....THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE
Thursday 13 September 2012
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THE BANGER SELECTION YES, HES NOW ANNOUNCED HIS NEW FAMILY ASSORTMENT FOR CHRISTMAS THE BANGER SELECTION...HOW DO YOU FANCY A SAUSAGE CREAM?? OR A SAUSAGE DELIGHT, OR THE YES YOU GUESED IT SAUSAGE TRUFFLE... THESE WILL AVAILABL SAYS ANDY FRO LATE OCTOBER.....DONT ALL RUSH AT ONCE....
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WE ARE TOLD THAT BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY BROOMSTICKS ACROSS THE CITY...ONE PERDON SAID AFTER BUYING THE BROOM, I WENT TO BRUSH THE YARD WHEN THE HEAD CAME ROLLING OFF , ANOTHER SAID MINE WENT WIZZING ACROSS NEXT DOOR GARDEN...ANOTHER ELDERLY LADY SAID WHEN I GOT HOME THERE WAS NO HEAD ON THE BROOM......WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
Tuesday 11 September 2012
LATEST........................
BANGERS UP TO NO GOOD AGAIN WITH YET ANOTHER VENTURE HES NOW SELLING OLD FASHIONED DODGY BROOM STICKS .....AS ALWAYS WE URGE THE PUBLIC NOT TO BUY HIS PRODUCTS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.................
UPDATE...........
IT SEENS THAT AFTER BANGER LOST HIS TENT ON THE RECENT DISASTROUS CAMPING TRIP HE NOW HAS THE HUMP WITH EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY HARRY HILL AND HE'S NOW SAID THAT AS HE HAS STOLEN HIS SAUSAGES IDEA HE NOW IS PINCHING ONE OF HIS. HARRY HILL USED TO HAVE A FEATURE CALLED THE BADGER PARADE ANDU NOW SAYS IT'S CALLED TGE BANGET PARADE....DEAR O DEAR, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANDYS TENT ANYONE BY THE WAY?????
Monday 10 September 2012
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT THE BANGERS TOOK OVER THE OLYMPIC PARADE TODAY ON THE ROUTE MASTER BUS. WE HEAR THAT PEPPLE WE CHEERING THE REAL OLMPIANS BUT WHEN THE BANGER BUS CAME ALONG THEY WENT SILENT MANY SHOUTING WHO ARE YOU WHAT DID YOU WIN ? AND WHY ARE YOU SMOKING IN A PARADE ?ANDY SHOUTED EVERYTHING WE EVEN HEAR BUNTY BETTY BASIL AND ANDY WERE WEARING FAKE MEDALS AND T SHIRTS SAYING THE BANGER TEAM... WE HEAR THE BANGER BUS IS STILL PARADING AROUND LONDON WHILST THE ACTUAL OLMPIANS PARADE HAS STOPPED.....DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THE BANGERS HAD A ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT AFTER THEIR TENT BLEW AWAY YESTERDAY EVENING. AFTER THE WINDS PICKED UP YESTERDAY AFTERNOON ANDY SAID THE UNSTABLE TENT WAS RIPPED FROM THE GROUND LAST SEEN HEADING FOR A MOTORWAY AS A RESULT THE BANGERS SLEPT OUT IN THE COLD WITH ONLY PIPES AND CIGSRS TO KEEP THEM WARM SINCE THEN WE HAVE HEARD SOMEONE HAS REPORTED A TENT HAS LANDED ON THEIR SHED...... DEAR O DEAR
Sunday 9 September 2012
Thursday 6 September 2012
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THE GROUP OF TOMORROW YES ANDY & THE BANGERETTES WHO ARE, BUNTY & BETTY AND ANDY AS LEAD SINGER , ANDY SAYS WE AIM TO BE A NEW SOUND UNLIKE ANYTHING YOUVE HEARD BEFORE....WELL WE CAN BELIEVE THAT ANDY, EXPECT TO HEAR THEM SOON..........
Wednesday 5 September 2012
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THE BANGERS ARE OFF ON A CAMPING TRIP THIS COMING WEEKEND SO WILL NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. WE HERE ALL THE BANGERS WILL BE GOING WITH TENTS IN TOE BUT THE LOCATION IS UNCLEAR AND WILL THEY MAKE IT WE HOPE TO HAVE UPDATES FROM THEM ON THIS WEEKS SHOW. JUST IMAGINE HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WOKE UP AND FOUND THEM CAMPING N YOUR BACK GARDEN??????
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ANDY HAS TO BEAT THE HEADLINES AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH HIS OWN CABINET RESHUFFLE. BUT WE HEAR WITH HIM HE HAS HAD A COMPLETE CLEAR OUT AND RESHUFFLED ALL OF HIS ANTIQUES AND CONTENTS IN HIS BEDSIDE CABINET......DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday 4 September 2012
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THE BANGERS WOULD YOU BELIEVE ARE OPENING THEIR DOORS AGAIN TO THE PUBLIC THIS WEEKEND TO HAVE THEIR OWN OPEN DAY . WE HEAR ONCE AGAIN THERE WILL BE A GALLERY OF PHOTOS OF ANDY , BETTY, BUNTY AND BASIL ON SHOW OF WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER ALSO A CHANCE TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND THE FAMOUS BANGER RESIDENCE. QUESTION IS WHO WOULD WANT TO???????
Monday 3 September 2012
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BRACE YOURSELVES FOLKS WOULD YOU BELIEVE BANGER IS LEARNING TO PLAY THE BAGPIPES. WE HEAR THAT HE HAS BEEN DRIVING HIS NEIGHBOURS MAD PLAYING THEM OR SHOULD WE SAY TRINH TO PLAY THEM SLL DAY AND NIGHT. ALTHOUGH WE HEAR HE'S BEEN OUT OF BREATH. ONE OF HIS NRIGHBOURS SAID WE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A BAG OF WIND.........
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