LATEST..................BUNTY ALSO MAKES NEW YEARS RESOLOUTION.....

WE HEAR TONIHT BUNTY HAS VOWED TO CUT DOWN ON CIGARS AS A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION. YES SHE SAYS AHE WILL CUT DOWN DRASTICALLY BY SMOKING ONE LESS PER DAY. SHE CURRENTLY SMOKES 300 A DAY....SO NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE THERE THEN BUNTY.........

ANDY MAKES NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.....................

ANDY HAS SAID HES MADE SOME NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.....

1) TO EAT MORE SAUSAGES ???

2) TO MARRY BETTY?? ALREADY MARRIED??

3) TO RULE THE AIRWAVES WITH RADIO BANGER??

4) TO BE PRIME MINISTER???

SO THE SAME AS LAST YEARS THEN, GOOD LUCK ANDY !!!

SPECIAL REPORT..........STEVEN HALL

STEVEN HAS TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT ANDY IS NOW INTERFERING WITH AVIATION TRAVE WITH HIS BANGERS BROADCASTS. APPARANTLEY PILOTS HAVE BEEN VERY ANNOYED WITH BURSTS OF BROADCASTS INTERFERING WITH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL FOR LANDING OF FLIGHTS...PLANES HAVE BEEN LEFT CIRCLING FOR HOURS WAITING TO LAND BECAUSE OF RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH MUSIC OF VERA LYN AND PEE WEE HUNT BEING PLAYED. THE AVIATION AUTHORITY HAVE DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION..........THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE

BREAKING...............ANDY DEMANDS EXPLANATION FOR BURNT CHRISTMAS DINNER

WE ARE HEARING THAT NEARLY A WEEK ON ANDY HAS SAID THAT BARNWELL, MR STAINES AND STEVEN HALL ARE STILL EXPECTED FOR DINNER. THE PLATES ARE IN PLACE AND THE DINNERS STILL IN THE OVEN ANDY SAID AND WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR ALL THREE TO TURN UP. BETTY SWEATED NEARLY A WEEK OVER THAT TURKEY HE SAYS WE ARE STILL WAITING TO SERVE IT......DEAR O DEAR

MORE...............

WE HEAR THAT BOTH ANDY AND LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTN AFTER CLASHING IN THE VERULAM STUDIO ON XMAS EVE ON SAT SUPREME. APPARANTLEY LARRY STORMED IN ON ANDY ON THE XMAS EVE SHOW LIVE ON AIR....AFTERWARDS WITNESSES REPORTED AN ALTERCATION TAKING PLACE DOWN STAIRS IN THE VERULAM BUILDING. POLICE WERE CALLED AND PARAMEDICS BOTH SUFFERED CUTS AND BRUISES...BUT WOLD YOU BELIVE BOTH KISSED AND MADE UP AFTERWARDS, BUTH THEN ANOTHER ROW BROKE OUT.....WE BELIEVE LARRY IS STILL IN THE UK AND ANDY HAS BEEN DISCHARGED HOSPITAL...IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE END TO THE SHOW ON XMAS EVE.............

WATCH FOR UPDATES ON NEW YEARS EVE SHOW.............................

LATEST.................BOTH ANDY & LARRY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING............ANDY TO START UP EMERGENCY CLEANING BUSINESS IN NEW YEAR????

BRACE YOURSELVES ANDY HAS SAID HES THINKING OF STARTING UP HIS OWN EMERGENCY WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE IN THE NEW YEAR...WINDOWS EVERYWHERE IN GREAT BRITIAN BEWARE..........

LATEST..............ANDY SAYS IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS??????

TONIGHT ANDY HAS SAID IT WILL BE A WHITE CHRISTMAS AT THE BANGOR RESIDENCE, APPARANTLEY HE SAID THIS IS BECAUSE BOTH HIM AND BETTY SUFFER FROM DANDRUFF...NO SIGN OF BUNTY OR BASIL WHO WILL BE ELSEWHERE THIS YEAR....

LATEST........ANDY EXPECTS EVERYONE TO ATTEND CHRISTMAS DINNER

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ONCE AGAIN ASKED BARNWELL, DERECK AND STEVEN TO BE AT HIS HOUSE AT 2PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY FOR DINNER. THIS DESPITE THEM TELLING ANDY THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND. APPARANTLEY ANDY HAS INSISTED HE WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER...MEANWHILE BOTH DERECK AND STEVE HAVE SAID THEY ARE ON AIR ON XMAS DAY AND BARNWELL SAYING HE IS OUT OF THE AREA ON ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT...WE HEAR THAT DARRELL HAS SAID IF IT SHUTS ANDY UP HE WILL SEND A DUMMY OF HIMSELF TO BE THERE AT THE DINNER TABLE.........

BREAKING...............LARRY TO BE IN STUDIO ON CHRISTMAS EVE

SAT SUPREME HAS LEARNED THAT LARRY IS IN TH UK AND WILL BE IN THE STUDIO ON SAT SUPREME ON CHRISTMAS EVE. ANDY HAS LAUGHED OFF THE NEWS SAYING HES READY FOR THE FIGHT OF THE YEAR WITH THE BIT OF A BARRY. COULD BE FIREWORKS ON SAT............

CHRISTMAS IN BANGOR LAND............LATEST

THE TURKEY ANDY SAYS HAS BEEN COOKING SINCE LAST SATURDAY AND IS GOING WELL, HOPEFULLY IT SHOULD BE DONE BY CHRISTMAS DAY..ALSO ANDY HAS BEEN VISTING HIS NEIGHBOURS DRESSED AS SANTA GIVING THEM MINCE PIES, ALTHOUGH WE UNDERSTAND THAT THEY WERE NOT COOKED PROPERLY. BETTY IS ALSO WEARING A BEARD WE HEAR, AND SCARING THE LOCALS.....

LATEST..................BUNTY WISHING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS

WE TOLD YOU THAT BUNTY WAS HOPING FOR A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS . WE HEAR THAT SHE IS URGING PEOPLE TO SMOKE AS MANY CIGARS AS POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY WOMEN. SHE SAYS SHE WILL BE PUFFING AWAY FROM THE MOMENT SHE WAKES UP TILL SHE GOES TO SLEEP AND SO WILL ALL HER HORSES..LIGHT ONE FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS SHE SAYS..........

LATEST.....WILL IT BE A WHITE CHRITSMAS IN HERTS?...WE HAVE THE LATEST FORECAST TOMORROW...

BREAKING..................BUNTY DREAMING OF A SMOKEY CHRISTMAS ........DETAILS TOMORROW

LATEST..................CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...UPDATE

CHRISTMAS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN BANGOR LAND. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BOUGHT 2 REINDEERS, ALTHOUGH ANDY HAS MORE OF A REDNOSE, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS HAVE BEEN PUT UP AROUND THE RESIDENCE AND CAN BE SEE FOR MILES AND REPORTS SAY THAT THEY HAVE EVEN BLINDED SOME DRIVERS, ALSO NEIGHBOURS SAY THAT THE LIGHTS ARE SO BRIGHT THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT THEIR OWN LIGHTS ON. ARTIFICAL SNOW HAS ALSO BEEN PUT IN THE BANGOR FIELDS. ALSO CHRISTMAS SONGS HAVE PLAYED WE HEAR ON RADIO BANGER INTERNATIONAL AT INTERVALS AS PART OF HIS TEST TRANSMISSION FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.............

LATEST.....CHRISTMAS COMES TO BANGOR LAND...DETAILS TOMORROW & ALL THIS WEEK....

UPDATES SOON.....

STILL DOUBTFUL ABOUT THE VERLAM CHOIR APPEARING ON THIS WEEKS SHOW????

WE HEAR THAT THE VERULAM CHOIR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS HISTORY ON THE STAION MAY NOT BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW AGAIN. WE UNDERSTAND THAT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A ROW IN THE CHOIR BETWEEN THEM AND ANDY OVER WHAT CAROLS TO SING ON AIR... THIS FOLLOWS RECENT REPORTS OF THE CHOIR SUFFERING WITH FLU. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME IS NOT HAPPY............

ANDY SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY......BEWARE

WE HAVE RECIEVED REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING ILLEGAL HOLLY FOR CHRISTMAS..ONE PERSON SAID I KISSED MY HUSBAND UNDER IT TO TRY IT OUT AND I GOT IT STUCK IN MY HAIR, ANOTHER SAID I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM INJURIES I RECIEVED THROUGH HANDLING IT.. DO NOT BUY THIS HOLLY ITS ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS, WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE ANDY OBTAINED THIS, HE CLAIMS HE GREW IT IN HIS FIELD.......

SPECIAL REPORT...................ANDY BROADCASTING AGAIN!!!

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR SENT SAT SUPREME A RECORDING OF ANDY DOING TESTS TRANSMISSIONS YET AGAIN FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE, WE HEAR HE HAS KNOCKED SEVERAL STATIONS OFF THEIR FREQUENCIES AND INTRERFERED WITH SOME TV STAIONS TOO, HOW DOES HE DO IT????....WE HEAR OFFCOM HAVE BEEN INFORMED...THANKS STEVE

LATEST......BASIL BANGER UNDER ATTACK AGAIN

BASIL BANGER FEARS FOR ANOTHER ATTACK THIS XMAS. HE HAS SAID THAT HE WONT GO OUT FROM THE 24TH TO 26TH DEC AS HE SIAD THAT HE WILL BE UNDER ATTACK FROM A BLOKE WITH A BEARD WHO IS CARRYING A SACK ON HIS BACK WITH WHAT HE THINKS WILL HAVE WEAPONS IN IT.....DEAR O DEAR

WEATHER WATCH ISSUED FOR SNOW DETAILS LATER..................

BREAKING.....BUNTY SAYS CONDOR HAS FLU.....Bunty has told us that her horse Condor has the flu, he has been drinking brandy and she has brought him in to her house so he can sit in front of the fire to keep warm. He has had a bath and on two paracetamol every 2 hours and a cigar.....

LATEST....BETTYS DENTURES FALL OUT...We hear bettys dentures fell out in her sleep last night. We also hear that Andy had a bit of a shock because he had a rude awakening because as he turned over in bed he was faced with bettys dentures on his pillow. She forgot to take them out before she went to bed apparantley....

BUNTY TO SUE OVER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING

WE HERE BUNTY IS SUEING HER NEIGHBOUR OVER CONTINUED COMPLAINTS ABOUT HER HORSES SMOKING. HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS SAID IT CONTINOUSLY COMES OVER MY GARDEN AND IS UNHEALTHY AND HAZARDOUS...BUNTY SAID SHE IS TAKING IT FURTHER.........

LATEST.............ANDY CAUSING MORE TROUBLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS YET AGAIN BEEN UPSETTING HIS NEIGHBOURS BY PLAYING REPEAT BROADCASTS OF TESTS TRANSMISSIONS AND BOTH OFFCOM AND THE POLICE HAVE RECIEVED COMPLAINTS OF NUISANCE NOISE......

BREAKING.............ANDY TO OPEN BANGER RESIDENCE TO THROUGH THE KEYHOLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY AND BETTY ARE T OPEN THE DOORS OF THE BANGER RESIDENCE FOR THE PUBLIC TO SEE ON THE NEW SERIES OF THROUGH THE KEYHOLE...I WONDER IF THEY WILL GUESS ITS ME HE SAID IM TOO FAMOUS, BUT CERTAIN ANTIQUES IN THE HBOUSE LIKE BETTY OR SAUSAGES OR MY PIPES MAY GIVE IT AWAY......DEAR O DEAR

EXCLUSIVE....................LARRY SAYS HES HEADING FOR THE UK IN DAYS........

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT LARRY IS HEADING FOR THE UK, HES TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE WILL BE IN THE COUNTRY WITHIN DAYS......

BREAKING.... WARNING OVER .ANDY SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

WE HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TO SHOPS AND THE PUBLIC...APPARANTLY THEY HAVE SPARKED FIRES, WITH ALSO BULBS BLOWING AND LARGE BANGS BEING HEARD. ALREADY THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS WITH PEOPLE WANTING REFUNDS....( DO NOT BUY THESE LIGHTS THEY ARE DANGEROUS, THEY GO UNDER THE NAME BANGERS BULBS FOR CHRISTMAS)....

LATEST................

ANDY SAYS THAT HE HAS THE ANSWER TO THE EURO DEFICIT, HE SAID HE WILL BAIL OUT THE EURO COUNTRIES BY OFFERING THEM SHARES IN HIS BUSINESS VENTURES, WELL I GUESS ITS ALL OVER FOR THE EURO THEN...DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES & THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE TOMORROW......................

BREAKING............BIG CHANGES TO HAPPEN TO WEBSITE IN NEW YEAR .....WATCH FOR UPDATES>>

LATEST...................WNDY DEMANDS TO KNOW WHOS COMING FOR XMAS DINNER?????

ANDY SAYS THAT BETTY HAS BEEN SHOPPING FOR THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY ALREADY AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHOS COMING FOR DINNER THIS YEAR HE EXPECTS NO EXCUSES FROM MR STAINES, MR HALL, AND BARNWELL....DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE ON VERULAM CHOIR...............

EARLIER WE TOLD YOU THAT THE VERULAM CHOIR HAVE ALL GONE DOWN WITH FLU. APPARANTLEY THEY WERE TO BEGIN THIS WEEK ON SAT SUPREME WITH THE FIRST CAROLS OF THE SEASON, BUT WE HEAR THEY ALL IN BED WITH THE FLU.....WE WISH THEM WELL......

ANDY & BETTY KNIGHTED........

ANDY & BETTY HAVE BEEN KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN ACCORDING TO ANDY. HE SAYS THAT AFTER THE KNIGHTINGS ON WEDNESDAY THIS WEEK ALONG WITH OTHER WELL KNOWN NAMES( ALTHOUGH HOW ANDY & BETTY FIT IN WE DONT KNOW) THEY WERE KNIGHTED . ANDY IS NOW LORD BANGER, AND BETTY DAME, OR LADY BANGER.........

BREAKING....THE RADIO VERULAM CHOIR GO DOWN WITH FLU...DETAILS LATER