DEVELOPING..................ANDY & BETTY.... ANDY ISSUES ULTIMATUM....DEODRANT OR DIVORCE

WE HEAR TONIGHT AFTER THE PIPE CONVENTION ANDY & BETTY HAD A ROW. WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SAYING ALL WEEK THAT HE HAS HAD TO PUT UP WITH A SWEATY BETTY IN THIS WEATHER, HES NOW TOLD HER ITS DEODRANT OR DIVORCE?? WELL......

LATEST....ANDY HELD COLLECTORS PIPE CONVENTION THIS EVENING........

WE HEAR ANDY TOLD ONE PERSON WHO BROUGHT A PIPE ALONG WHAT A USELESS THING THAT WAS, AND SAID HE COULD THINK OF A FEW USES WHERE TO STICK THAT AND CERTAINLY NOT FOR SMOKING, THE MAN WALKED OFF INSULTED. WE UNDERSTAND ANDY DID NOT LIKE ANY OF THEIR PIPES THAT WERE BROUGHT ALONG AND INSISTED HIS WAS THE BEST....WHAT ARROGANCY!

LATEST.............ANDY SAYS ITS BEEN COLDEST WEEK EVER???

WELL, IN THE MIDST OF A HOT SPELL, ANDY SAYS HES WEATHER GAUGE SAYS ITS BEEN THE COLDEST EVER WEEK ON RECORD..HOW CAN THAT BE?????????????

DEVELOPING..............BUNTY SETS HER HAIR ON FIRE

WE HEAR THAT TODAY BUNTY WHILST HAVING A MATURE CIGAR SET HER HAIR ACCIDENTALLY ON FIRE. FIRE FIGHTERS WERE CALLED TO BUNTYS RESIDENCE SAID SHE WAS OK BUT HER HAIR WAS SMOULDERING, THEY ALSO SAID THEY WERE SHOCKED TO SEE HER HORSE HAMLET WITH TWO CIGARS IN HIS MOUTH SMOKING....DEAR O DEAR..

BREAKING............LARRY SENDS ANOTHER RECORDING FOR ANDY

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED DIRECT FROM AUSTRALIA ANOTHER RECORDING FROM LARRY, WE CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT ITS BOUND TO IRRITATE ANDY..WE WILL PLAY IT ON THIS WEEKS SHOW WITH LARRY DUE TO ARRIVE IN THE UK SOMETIME NEXT WEEK..........

BREAKING....ANDY BANGERS CONFERENCE SPEECH....Andy banger gave his speech today at his sausage conference. He told delegates weve come a long way to tipererie and its a long way to go. So we must work harder and pack up our troubles in our old kit bags and smile smile smile. Sound familiar? We think hes taken those words from an old war time song he claims it took him a week to write his speech, and only betty and bunty were at the conference anyway. Dear o Dear...

LATEST......ANDY TO HOLD PIPE COLLECTORS EVENT BRING ALL YOUR PIPES HE SAYS..

SPECIAL REPORT....Steven Hall tell us that hes mole says Andy is phoning people this week doing a Tommy Cooper impression, saying sausages just like that. He also tells us betty has got the hump with him after trying to build a conservatory that fell down. Also Andy wants to do an hour of his show on Sat Supreme, which even Darrell or the producer does not even know yet. Thanks Steve...

LATE BREAKING NEWS.............ANDY TO DELIVER BANGER CONFERENCE SPEECH

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TO DELIVER HIS BANGER CONFERENCE SPEECH ON THE SAUSAGE RECESSION, AMONGST OTHER THINGS.....DETAILS AS WE GET THEM

LATEST..............ANDY RESPONDS

IN RESPONSE, TO LARRY COMING TO UK, ANDYS SAYS HE IS READY AND LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING THE AUSSIE FOR A SHOWDOWN. SO ITS DEFINATELY ON THE CARDS FOR THE TWO TO MEET WE ARE WAITING FOR CONNFIRMATION OF A DATE FOR LARRY TO ARRIVE............

BREAKING.....LARRY TO HEAD FOR UK...We are hearing tonight reports that confirm rumours that Larry is to head for the UK within 2 weeks..... More as we get it

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 24TH SEPT.................

THE ANDY HOUR GETS US UNDER WAY THIS WEEK, NO DOUBT ANDY & BUNTY AND WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE WILL BE MAKING THE FIRST HOUR, PLUS GUEST CALLS....

CITY CULTURES.......BANGKOK

NOTHING BUT 90S.........THE GREATEST TUNES

COMMUNITY LIFE........ST ALBANS IN FOCUS

BRITIANS BEACHES.......SOUTHEND ON SEA/ESSEX

ODDLY ENOUGH.........THE WIERDEST STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE........WHOS MAKING THE HEADLINES??

PUBLIC PROFILE.......DES O CONNOR

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK,

PLUS YOUR CALSS, EMAILS & TXTS, JOIN US FROM 1-4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE THIS SATURDAY.........

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 24TH/25TH SEPT........ DRY & SUMMER RETURNING

SATURDAY.........SUNNY SPELLS..70F

SUNDAY.. SUNNY SPELLS....72F

IS THIS ANDYS CELEBRATION OF BEING WITH BETTY...AN INFLATABLE BETTY?????

BREAKING..................ANDY MAKES ANOTHER RECORDING FOR LARRY

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ANDYS 2ND RECORDING FOR LARRY IN THE CONTINUING ONGOING FUED BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS... WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY HAS TURNED THE WAR UP A GEAR WITH THIS LATEST RECORDING...WE WILL OF COURSE PLAY IT FOR YOUR ON THE SHOW THIS SATURDAY.............

CHARACTERS LATEST.....................

LARRY.......GET THE BANGER

MABLE & BURT.......HEARD IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........CANT GET A CONNECTION

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER......YOU CANT CALL ME CHAS

NOSEY NORRIS......NEEDS TO KNOW

MORE ON THESE AND ALL THE CHARCATERS ON SAT SUPREME..............

LATEST.......BREAKFAST WITH BUNTY ON THE BBC??????

MEANWHILE BUNTY HAS ASKED THE BBC IF SHE COULD DO A BBC BREAKFAST SHOW ON BBC1 CALLED BREAKFAST WITH BUNTY, A CHAT, BREAKFAST AND A CIGER TO START YOUR DAY.......

BREAKING..............ANDY TO BE A DOCTOR????

WELL, IT GETS WORSE WITH THE WAITING TIMES TO SEE A GP IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, ANDY HAS NOW SAID THAT HE WANTS TO START UP HIS OWN GP SURGERY AS A EMERGENCY GP. I HAVE ALL THE MEDICAL SKILLS HE SAID AND WOULD LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE IN TIMES OF NEED, FORGET WRONG DIAGNOSIS, I WILL GET YOU BETTER HE SAID..ANDY WILL SEE YOU NOW....DEAR O DEAR

UPDATE..........BRACE YOURSELVES ANDY TO BE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN??

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS WROTE TO THE ORIGINAL PRODUCERS OF THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN SERIAL, ASKING THEM TO REVIVE IT WITH HIM AS THE CHARACTER..WE HEAR IN THE LETTER HE WROTE HE SAID I CAN REBUILD HIM, MAKE HIM STRONGER THAN BEFORE, I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY THE WILLPOWER, AND THE BOYD TO BE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR BANGER MAN....DERA O DEAR... HES ALSO RECOMMENDED THAT BETTY BE RE CREATED AS THE BIONIC WOMAN, SHE HAS ALSO THE ARMS AND LEGS OF THE PERFECT BIONIC BETTY.....OH DEAR

LATEST.............ANDY WNATS TO REVIVE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN??????....DETAILS LATER

WATCH FOR UPDATES LATER...................

DEVELOPING.....NO, A POSSIBLE SAUSAGE RECESSION?...Hearing tonight Andy has from banger headquarters issued a stark warning to both consumers and sausage workers that we are heading for a sausage recession. Because of the economy sausages would face serious cutbacks with perhaps what he called a possible skinless sausage on the cards.....

LATEST....INFLATABLE BETTYS?....Would you believe it this week andy says to celebrate being with betty for years he is to generate inflatable bettys, we dont know how or when, but when we asked why ,Andy said to celebrate the age of the Betty.....Dear o Dear

KEEP WATCHING....MORE UPDATES SOON...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 17TH SEPT.................

WE START WITH THE INFAMOUS ANDY HOUR, AND WITH ANDY AND BUNTY BACK IN THE STUDIO, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN....PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES........AUCKLAND

EVERYTHING 80S.....CLASSIC HITS

COMMUNITY LIFE......THE CITY IN FOCUS

BRITIANS BEACHES....MORECAMBE BAY

PUBLIC PROFILE.....GLORIA HUNNIFORD

ODDLY ENOUGH...........WIERDEST STORIES

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK

PLUS YOUR CALLS. EMAILS, TXTS AND GREAT MUSIC, JOIN US THIS SATURDAY 1-4PM 0N 92.6FM AND ONLINE......RADIO VERULAM

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY..17TH/18TH SEPT...WINDY/SHOWERY

STAURDAY....SUNNY SPELLS/SHOWERS/WINDY...68F

SUNDAY.....HEAVY SHOWERS/WINDY.....66F

LATE DEVELOPING STORY....................

WE HEAR ANDY TRIED TO GATECRASH THE HOUSE OF COMMONS TODAY DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO HIS BETTY, FIRSTLY WE HEAR HE GOT IT WRONG HE HAD CONFUSED HIS OWN BETTY WITH BETTY BOOTHROYD, AND SECONDLY HE DEMANDED A DEBATE ON SAUSAGES AND THEIR MEANING IN SOCIETY . ANDY INSISTED THAT IHIS BETTY ONCE WAS THE SPEAKER FOR HOUSE OF COMMONS, SECURITY EVENTUALLY REMOVED HIM..........

CHARACTERS LATEST..................

LARRY.........SAYS ANDYS BED IS BURNING

MABLE & BURT.....REPEAT THAT

NOSEY NORRIS......WHERE DO YOU LIVE??

DENNIS......THE GRANDMOTHERS LURKING

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.....WHOS GOT THE KEY?


MORE ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

LATEST ON CHARACTERS SOON...............

DEVELOPING.................

LAST WEEK ON THE SHOW WE REPORTED THE WORRYING DEVELOPMENT THAT ANDY IS TRYING TO GET HIS OWN BLOG UP AND RUNNING. WE CAN HAPPILY REPORT AFTER ANDY APPROACHING THE BLOGGER MANAGEMNT THIS WEEK TO GET PERMISSION HE WAS TOLD TO BLOG OFF....GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF US

BREAKING........LARRY SENDS RECORDING

WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED LARRYS SONG FROM AUSTRALIA FOR ANDY, WE CANT GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT IT IS PRETTY RUTHLESS, AND WE SUGGEST ANDY BRACES HIMSELF, ONE THINGS FOR SURE THIS THIS FUED ISNT GOING AWAY..............WE WILL PLAY THE RECORDING ON FRIDAY, ALSO GETTING REPORTS TTHAT ANDY, BUNTY AND WARLIKE BASIL HAVE MADE A RECORDING. MORE ON THIS ON THE SHOW SATURDAY..........

UPDATES SOON..................

LATEST................NOW AN AFTERNOON WITH ANDY??????????????

WELL, FIRST ITS AN AUDIENCE WITH ANDY, NOW WE HEAR HE IS AFTER A CHAT SHOW. IT WILL BE LIKE NO THER CHAT SHOW HES APPARANTLEY TOLD ALL THE TV NETWORKS, DAMN RIGHT ANDY 10 MINUTES IS ENOUGH IN YOUR COMPANY, LET ALONE AN AFTERNOON.....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....AN AUDIENCE WITH ANDY..TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT?.....We are hearing that tickets for the so called Audience with Andy have all sold but who are buying them. Andy tells us there were 10,000 of them...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.....10TH SEPT..........

WE START WITH THE FIRST HOUR BEING PROBABLY DIFFERENT THIS WEEK AS WE ANTICIPATE ANDY & BUNTY NOT COMING IN....BUT WE WILL HAVE GUEST CALLERS AND SOME GREAT MUSIC TOO AND SOME OF OUR OTHER REGULAR FEATURES RETURN NEAXT WEEK, HERES THE LINE UP.....

NOTHING BUT 90S..........CLASSIC TUNES FROM THE NAUGHTY NINETIES

ODDLY ENOUGH....THE STORIES GET WIERDER

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....WHOS MAKING THE HEADLINES?

COMMUNITY LIFE........IS BACK

RETRO RADIO......STEPPING BACK IN TIME....

PLUS YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS/GREAT CONVERSATION AND MORE JOIN US THIS SAT...1-4 ON 92.6FM & ONLINE........ON A RADIO NEAR YOU

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 11TH/12TH SEPT.......CHANGEABLE & INCREASINGLY WINDY....

SATURDAY.....RAIN OR SHOWERS/BRIGHTER SPELLS/WINDY 68F

SUNDAY....BECOMING WINDIER & VERY WET AND ...66F

LATEST...............

MABLE & BURT............HEARD IT ALL BEFORE

DENNIS.........LOST THE CONNECTION

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.....SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP

NOSEY NORRIS......WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE??

CANADIAN FRIEND ......NOW ITS GETTING WARMER???

UPDATES ON SAT SUPREME.............

DEVELOPING.................

REPORTS FROM AUSTRALIA TONIGHT CONFIRM THAT LARRY HAS MADE A RECORDING FOR ANDY BANGER, THIS FOLLOWS ANDYS RECORDING OF MEN AT WORKS DOWN UNDER ON LAST WEEKS SHOW IN WHICH ANDY PUT THE WORDS TO THE SONG OF WHAT HE THOUGHT OF LARRY...........WE HOPE TO HAVE UPDATES SOON........

SPECIAL REPORT.............STEVEN HALL

STEVEN TOLD SAT SUPREME THAT HE HAS SEEN AN INCREASE IN MOGGY MINORS IN LOCAL CAR MAGAZINES, THIS OF COURSE FOLLOWS THE INCREASED SIGHTINGS OF ANDYS CAR, DOES HE HAVE ANY FANS ???? REALLY???

LATEST........ALI LATCHFORD ON LAST WEEKS SHOW

LAST WEEK ON SAT SUPREME WE FEATURED THE MUSIC OF ALISON LATCHFORD, A RISING STAR FOM HODDESDON, IF YOU MISSED HER RECORDING, DONT WORRY THERE WILL BE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES TO HEAR ALIS MUSIC ON THE PROGRAMME IN THE COMING WEEKS....

ANDY HAS INTRODUCED ONE OF HIS BRAND NEW BANGER BUSES THIS WEEK, WOULD YOU GET ON IT????????

CHARACTERS LATEST...................

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....SAYS EVERYONE WANTS LOCKING UP

MABLE & BURT............SAY CAN YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE

DENNIS............IS HE FINALLY CONNECTED??

LARRY.....READY FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS......KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

MORE ON THESE & OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

BUNTY REACTS............

WE HEAR BUNTY HAS REACTED TONIGHT TO ANDYS CALL FOR NATIONAL SERVICE, BY SAYING SHE CANT ENROL AS SHE IS UNFIT, AND WOULD MISS HER CIGARS. ON THAT SUBJECT WE HEAR BUNTY RETURNED TO HER STABLES YESTERDAY TO FIND HAMLET HER HORSE HAD SMOKED THE WHOLE PACK..........SHE WASNT HAPPY

BREAKING..............ANDY WANTS TO BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HE WANTS TO BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE, HE SAID THAT ALL BUNTYS AND BETTYS SHOULD ENROL AS THEY NEED DISCIPLINE, BUT WE UNDERSTAND THAT ITS NOT POPULAR WITH ANYONE.......