LATEST .......ANDY HAS LENT US HIS BANGER FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM, SAT SUPREME WILL PUBLISH THESE THIS WEEK. TODAY COULD THIS REALLY BE HIS BELOVED BETTY???

BREAKING..................ANDY RESPONDS

ANDY TONIGHT WE HEAR HAS HIT BACK AT HIS OLYMPIC BID REJECTION, SAYING THAT BORIS HAS A FEAR OF SAUSAGES. HE WENT ON TO SAY A SAUSAUGE IS LIFE NOT JUST FOR DINNER, AND SAID THAT EVERY SAUSAGE NEEDS A HOME,SO WHY NOT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HE SAID.....DEAR O DEAR O DEAR ANDY

CHARACTERS UPDATE...................

our Canadian Caller.........Has said he once again feels hes been left out in the Cold

Dennis......We hear has been phoning every country in Europe to test the grandmothers phoneline, and running up the bill too.

Larry....Our new Aussie Caller is still looking for someone called Barney.

Mable & Burt.....Are convinced that everything is repeating itslelf....

Listen on Sat Supreme for Updates on these Characters..........

LATEST........

WE HEAR THAT ANDYS BID FOR THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HAS ALREADY BEEN REJECTED. THE MAYOR OF LONDON BORIS JOHNSON SAID THAT ANDYS BID WAS REDICULOUS AND WOULD CAUSE A STENCH RIGHT ACROSS LONDON WITH ALL THOSE SAUSAGES IN STORAGE AND WAS UNHEALTHY. HE SAID ANDY NEEDED A REALITY CHECK.............

UPDATES LATER..........

BREAKING.....andy to bid for olympic stadium for ownership after games. We are getting reports andy is making an offer alongside west ham and spurs football clubs. Andy has said he will use the stadium for sausages storage. Dear o dear. Well be interesting to see if hes bid is even considered....

LATEST.............

ANDY SAYS THAT THE IDEA TO PUT THE UK CLOCKS IN LINE WITH EUROPE IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE, ALTHOUGH HES CLOCK WOULD NEVER KEEP UP THE TIME, AS THE HANDS KEEP FALLING OFF.........

UPDATE..................

FURTHER TO ANDY ANNOUNCING ON SAT SUPREME THE WEEKEND ABOUT HIS BIG SITE ME, WE HEAR HIS MOTTO IS GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO SOCIETY. WE ASKED HIM WHAT HE IS GIVING THEN TO SOCIETY, HE SAID" AS MANY SAUSAGES AND PIPES AS POSSIBLE....DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING................ANDY LAUNCHES MORE OF HIS BIG SITE ME...DETAILS LATER..

UPDATES THIS EVENING..................

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.....19TH FEB

AS ALWAYS A PACKED SHOW, AND WE START AS EVER WITH THE ANDY HOUR BETWEEN 1-2PM...FEIND OUT WHAT ANDU HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLERS...

CITY CULTURES.....FOCUSES ON AMSTERDAM

EVERYTHING EIGHTIES.....GOES BACK TO THAT ERA OF CLASSIC HITS

COMMUNITY LIFE....LOOKING AT LIFE IN ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH.....RETURNS WITH THOSE WEIRD STORIES

WEIRD WEATHER......A LOOK AT THE WHACY WEATHER AFFECTING THE GLOBE THIS WEEK

RETRO RADIO.........GOING BACK IN TIME

COMPETITION........YOUR CHANCE TO TEST YOUR MUSICAL SKILLS

PLUS , YOUR CALLS, EMAILS, TXTS, GREAT MUSIC AND CHAT, ITS SAT SUPREM JOIN US THIS SAT ON RADIO VERULAM 1-4PM..

CHARACTERS UPDATE.................

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.....IS BLOWING HOT & COLD

THE ROVING REPORTER....DOESNT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

MABLE & BURT......HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO A REPEAT OF LAST WEEKS SAT SUPREME

DENNIS.....HAS BEEN THREATENED BY HIS GRANDMOTHER TO TAKE ALL HIS TEETH OUT SO HE CANT TALK ON THE PHONE ANYMORE

BUNTY....WE HEAR STILL IS ENJOYING LAST WEEKS CIGAR

MORE..

NEWS HAS REACHED US THIS EVENING THAT ANDY HAS BEEN RELEASED UNDER CAUTION FOLLOWING HIS ARREST LAST SAT . WE UNDERSTAND THAT A SMALL CROWD HAD BEEN GATHERING ALL DAY OUTSIDE THE POLICE SATION WHERE ANDY WAS HELD. ANDY BELIEVED THAT THEY WERE FANS OF HIS BUT A LARGE BOOING SOUND AS HEARD AS HE LEFT THE STATION ON HIS RELEASE. WE ALSO HEAR THAT ROTTEN SAUSAGES WERE THROWN AT HIM. SEEMS ANDY IS NOT VERY POPULAR AT THE MOMENT. TONIGHT ANDY IS BACK FINALLY AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE PONDERING ON HIS FUTURE, WELL THAT WONT TAKE LONG THEN ANDY....

BREAKING...................ANDY RELEASED, DETAILS LATER.......

LATEST.........

ANDY YET AGAIN IN TROUBLE, HES BEEN REMANDED IN CUSTODY AFTER YET AGAIN BEING ARRESTED ON SAT OUTSIDE THE RADIO VERULAM STUDIOS. APPARANTLEY RUMOURS ARE THAT BOTH BETTY AND BUNTY HAVE BEEN TO THE POLICE STATION THAT WE CANT NAME TO SEE HIM. THEY SAY HES IN GOOD SPIRITS BUT IS DEMANDING SAUSGES AND A PIPE IMMEDIATLEY......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST....ANDY AGAIN REMAINS IN CUSTODY AFTER POLICE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM ON SATURDAY. WE WILL HAVE LATEST TOMORROW....

BREAKING.......ANDY ,THE COUNTRYS MOST WANTED MAN???????

WE HEAR ANDY HAS PHONED THE POLICE AND TOLD THEM "IF YOU WANT ME COME AND FIND ME, IM AT THE PLACE YOU HAVENT LOOKED YOU SILLY SAUSAGE"....DEAR O DEAR...

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE ........12TH FEB

THIS WEEKS SHOW LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS....

WE HOPE TO HAVE THE ANDY HOUR....BUT ANDY MAY NOT BE PART OF IT AS HES STILL ON THE RUN...PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTUTRES........CONTINUES ON BRUSSELS

NOTHING BUT 9OS...CLASSICS FROM THAT ERA

COMMUNITY LIFE....LIFE IN THE CITY

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....THIS WEEKS SHOWBIZ NEWS

WIERD WEATHER....OUR WEEKLY LOOK AT THE WHACKY WEATHER PHENOMONEN

RETRO RADIO.....STEPS BACK IN TIME

PLUS ALL THE REST OF WHAT MAKES SAT SUPREME, CALLS, EMAILS AND YOUR TXTS AND GREAT MUSIC CHAT...JOIN US 1-4 THIS SAT ON 92.6FM

BREAKING.....................

WOULD YOU BELIEVE AFTER TONIGHTS NEWS ON MUBARRAK TO ADDRESS EGYPT, WEVE HEARD ANDY HAS ANNOUNCED FROM AN UNKNOWN LOCATION THAT HE IS TO ADDRESS BETTY ON HIS DISSAPEARANCE. HE ALSO ALWAYS HAS TO GO ON BETTER, BUT WE STILL HAVE NOT HEARD OF ANDYS WHEREABOUTS...WE HAVE ALSO ASKED BUNTY IF SHE HAS HEARD ANYTHING FROM ANDY, SHE TOLD US TO BE QUIET WHILE SHE ENJOYS ANOTHER CIGAR...SORRY BUNTY

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE LATER.................

CHARACTERS UPDATE..........

MABLE & BURT...........WE HEAR KEEP MENTIONING ONIONS FOLLOWING LAST WEEKS TAKE AWAY.

OUR CANADIAN CALLER..WAS GOING TO GET HELP FOR HIS COLDNESS, BUT GOT COLD FEET AT THE LAST MINUTE

DENNIS....HAS FLED, AFTER HIS GRANDMOTHER HIT HIM WITH A ROLLING PIN

THE PUB SINGER........HAS FINALLY FORGOTTEN THE WORDS TO ANY SONG (GOOD NEWS THEN)

THE ROVING REPORTER...STILL INSISTS THAT SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

LATEST...............

ANDY WE HEAR TRIED TO ESCAPE IN ONE OF HIS BANGER BOATS ON WEDNESDAY. COASTGUARDS WERE ALERTED TO A VESSEL OFF THE EAST COAST OF ENGKAND DRIFTING OUT TO SEA, BUT STRANGELY ANDY WAS NOT ON BOARD.

IT IS THOUGHT HE MAY HAVE CHANGED HIS MIND AND ABANDONED SHIP AFTER HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS WHEN HE RELEASED THE ANCHOR..........SO FAR NO NEWS ON ANDY..

UPDATES LATER....................

BREAKING...................

ANDY APPARANTLEY HAS BEEN RUMOURED TO BE TRYING TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. AIRPORTS,& FERRY PORTS HAVE BEEN INFORMED NOT TO LET ANDY GO ANYWHERE. IT SEEMS ANDY HAS NOWHERE TO HIDE. THERE HAVE BEEN ALREADY SEVERAL SIGHTINGS OF ANDY ALREADY WITH HIS PIPE....POLICE WE HEAR ARE FOLLOWING THESE SIGHTINGS UP........

ANDY ESCAPES BUT LEAVES MOGGY MINOR...................

AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ON SAT ANDY , MADE A BRIEF VISIT TO THE SAT SUPREME PROGRAMEE,DESPITE BEING ON THE RUN, THEN THE POLICE WERE TIPPED OFF AND CAME TO THE CAFE. ANDY THEN TRIED TO GET AWAY IN HIS MOGGY MINOR BUT THE WHEELS OFF, AND HE MADE A RUN FOR IT. WE HERE POLICE HAVE RECOVERED HIS VEHICLE BUT NO SIGN OF ANDY. MEANWHILE BUNTY IS PAUSING FOR THOUGHT ON AN EVEN MORE MATURE CIGAR...............

UPDATES LATER................

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME NEW SCHEDULE 5TH FEB..............

OUR NEW LOOK TO SAT SUPREME TAKES TO THE AIR THIS WEEK, NEW FEATURES MIXED WITH THE FAMILIAR ONES YOU KNOW..........

THE ANDY HOUR........STARTS AT IPM, LATEST NEWS ON ON THE CHARACTER, PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES(NEW)...THIS WEEK WE LOOK AT PARIS

EVERYTHING 80S(NEW)...20 MINS BACK TO BACK OF SOLID 80S CLASSICS

COMMUNITY LIFE(NEW)...

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE........LATEST SHOWBIZ GOSSSIP

WEIRD WEATHER(NEW)...A LOOK AT WEIRD WEATHER PHENOMENON WORLDWIDE

ODDLY ENOUGH.........THOSE STORIES ARE BACK.

PLUS ANOTHER SUPRISE OR TWO AND MORE NEW FEATURES NEXT WEEK IN OUR NEW LOOK TO THE SHOW, PLUS YOUR CALLS, TXTS EMAILS AND MORE THIS SAT 1-4 ON 92.6FM...........

BREAKING.................

WE HEAR TONIGHT AFTER ANDY MADE A RUN FOR IT AFTER LETTING OFF STINK BOMBS OUTSIDE A POLICE STATION HE HASNT BEEN SINCE. BUNTY SAID HE JUST RAN OFF. ONCE AGAIN NO SIGN OF ANDY, BETTY HAS DECLARED HIM MISSING..........

LATEST UPDATE ON WEATHER FOR WEEKEND LATER......

THIS WEEK SAT SUPREME NEW SCHEDULE LATER...............

CHARACTERS UPDATE......................

OUR CANADIAN CALLER....WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS GOT SO COLD HE HAS FROZEN SOLID TO THE PHONE....

MABLE & BURT.....ARE SUFFERING FROM INDIGESTION, AFTER HAVING A TAKE AWAY THAT KEEPS ON REPEATING ON THEM, ESPECIALLY BURT, HE KEEPS MENTIONING ONIONS.

DENNIS...IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN, PHONONG ALL HIS FRIENDS AP PEAK TIMES AND THEY ONLY LIVE NEXT DOOR TO HIM

OUR ROVING REPORTER.....

IS STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

ANDY LATEST..................

Andy & Bunty have been released on Bail. Its not clear who got them bail, but they have walked we hear. Apparantley Andy on his release let off stink bombs outside the police station and made a run for it. Meanwhile Bunty says shes so pleased to be free and is enjoying her first puff on a mature Cigar for ages......

UPDATED...ISSUED 2ND FEB....WEATHER WATCH....GALES LIKELY TO AFFECT HERTS FRIDAY & WEEKEND...WATCH FOR UPDATES....

BREAKING....ANDY & BUNTY RELEASED ON BAIL....MORE ON THIS TOMORROW