Thursday 30 September 2010

THIS WEEKS SHOW SAT 2ND OCT..................

We have a great show lined up for you as always.....

We start this week with the ever controversial Andy Hour... find out what Andy has been up to...Plus Guest Callers............Then

Uk Connections.............Focuses on Bristol

Music Mania.............To be Announced

Chill Out Zone..............The Ballads to soothe your Saturday

Oddly Enough..........The Home of Weird Stories

Where In The World......Showbiz Headlines

Calendar Artist..........This Months Artist........Whitney Houston

Competition in the Last Hour, plus calls . Emails, chit Chat and more Join us Sat 1-4 on Radio Verulam 92.6fm and Online....

BREAKING............................ANDY TO LAUNCHER BANGER CREDIT CARD.

News coming on the wires of Sat Supreme suggesting that Andy is also contemplating launching a new credit card...We understand he said the interest would be for him meaning that you would only have a card if you gave him the credit..............It just Gets worse Andy

THE DRUNK PRODUCER OF SAT SUPREME CALLS FOR CHANGES TO PROGRAMME...................HE WANTS 3 BOTTLES OF WHISKY INSTEAD OF 2 TO GET THROUGH THE SHOW..............

JUST IN.........................

We correct our earlier report about Andy starting up his Window Glazing company, seems he started it up earlier this week. We hear though after selling winows on a special promotion saying his windows are shatter proof, customers have complained that they have broken windows. Andy made no apologies saying when we said they were Shatter Proof thats what we meant our windows do shatter in other words do break...............Dear o Dear. Lots of complaints have been rolling in to customer complaints dept manned by Betty......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SHOW SCHEDULE LATER.................

LATEST.........ANDY TO START UP HIS OWN DOUBLE GLAZING COMPANY.........................DETAILS LATER

Thursday 23 September 2010

LATEST..............ANDYS WIND TURBINE CONFIRMED TO BE TURNED ON LATE FRIDAY MORNING............WIND WARNING ISSUED...

We have just heard Andy is to turn on his wind Turbine later on Friday Morning, if you notice it gets very windy this us due to Andy, we understand he will be testing out the Turbine on a trial until end of afternoon friday, he says that his Turbine will be enough to power his bathroom......Dear O Dear......

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE...................25TH SEPT

There a couple of changes to this weeks schedule...........

We start as always with the popular Andy Hour......
Then....

There is no History in Herts this week,

But Uk Connections follows..........Focusing on Cambridge

Music Mania.....To be Announced

Chill Out.........Smooth Ballads

Oddly Enough.......Weird Global Stories

Where In The world.....A look at Showbiz Headlines, not Global News which is given a rest for a for a few weeks

Then, Calendar Artist.....We continue with Celine Dion, with an indepth look at this months Artist,

A Competition, Calls and Emails and more, youve got to join us this Sat from 1-4, on 92.6fm........

UPDATE...ANDY TO CAUSE HIGH WINDS................

Andy we hear has built a wind Turbine in his field this week, this was known until now, but our mole is reporting that a Wind Turbine has been erected in the field outside Banger Residence. Its not Clear why he has got one, but we hear that it is to be turned on Tomorrow so the county is on Wind Watch, as we fear he could cuase chaos in the East of England.............

LATEST....................WATCH FOR SCHEDULE LATER ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.....

BREAKING.......................ANDY TO CAUSE HIGH WINDS....DETAILS LATER.....

LATEST NEWS......................

So as we reported earlier Andy is starting up his own Health and life insurance, only we urge people not to take out cover. One of hi Promotions is if you die before you take out cover you get a discount and pay nothing...Dear o Dear.....

UPDATES LATER................

FLASH.....

Andy to start up medical and life insurance...Do not take out cover on this...details later....

Wednesday 22 September 2010

MORE UPDATES THURSDAY INCLUDING THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE......

MORE.....

We also hear that Andy has been blamed for the the first fog of the autumn in the county this week. It is thought that Andys pipe caused chaos on tuesday morning and was not weather related.....

UPDATE......

Also this week, Andy is looking to start up his own website would you believe, and he wants to also invest in a combine harvester to cut his crop as we hear he makes a move to win over customers after reports of a possible poor harvest this year.....

ANDY LATEST....

Andy fails to meet the pope for dinner and left him stranded we hear....

Thursday 16 September 2010

LATEST.......................ANDY INVITES THE POPE TO DINNER AT BANGER RESIDENCE..................

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE 18TH SEPT..........

We start as always with the Andy hour.....1-2pm

Then Guest Callers.....

History in Herts............Benington

UK Connections...........Nottingham

Music Mania..............To Be Announced

Chill Out Zone........Smooth Ballads

Oddly Enough .....Weird Global Stories

Where In The World...........Showbiz News

A new Feature..............Calendar Artist......

And A Competition in the Final Half hour, Plus your Calls and emails welcome.....1-4 it has to be Sat Supreme....Join us...

NEW FEATURES TO BE ANNOUNCED ON SHOW DETAILS LATER.......

LATEST...................THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE TO BE ANNOUNCED LATER...

ANDY TO MAKE CUTS...................LATEST

Andy has also said follwing the recent Goverment announced Cuts, that he too has had to make sacrifices and Announced Cuts on his services. Firstly the sausages are to suffer a blow, with them to be cut in half. Andy has apologised to customers and said we have to conserve our budget but even though we are only selling half a sausage they taste just as good as ever. Also he announced cuts to the Newly Launched Rail Company..He announced that the Drivers on the train would be cut and inspectors to to lose their jobs. well theres only one driver Andy, and Betty is the inspector so both will lose their jobs and the train, as theres only one wont go anywhere.....Dear O Dear.

UPDATE.......................ANDY TO MEET THE POPE,....

Earlier we broke the news that Andy is to meet his holyness the Pope as he arrives in the UK. We understand Any has arranged to meet him in London, and is interested in Converting...More amazingly we hear that the pope is Considering Taking up Andys offer on Flying back to the Vatican on Andys Airlines...Andy has said, hes excited to meet him, but he must be even more excited to meet me, we have a lot to talk about....Yes Andy.....Maybe Andy is thinking of becoming, and wanting advice on beung a priest...Bless you Andy..

BREAKING....................ANDY TO MEET POPE...DETAILS LATER

UPDATES LATER....................

Thursday 9 September 2010

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE 11TH SEPT......................

This week on the show we have something for everyone......

We start this wek with The Andy Hour, and this week we hear Any will be coming in just after 1pm so it will be a full Hour....

History in Hert follows.............Kings Walden

Uk Connections.........Lincolnshire

Music Mania..........To be Announced

Chill Out Zone..............Soothing Ballads for the Weekend

Oddly Enough...........Weird Stories from around the Globe

Where In The World.............Global Headlines and Showbiz News

And a Competition in the last Half hour, plus great music, your calls and Emails, join us 1-4,pm on Radio Verulam 92.6fm and make us part of you your Saturday....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE TO BE RELEASED LATER...........

NEW FEATURES TO BE ADDED TO WEBSITE AS IMPROVEMENTS CONTINUE......................SOON

LATEST.....................

We have just Heard that Betty is the Ticket inspector, but its unclear whos is the new train Driver for Andys Banger Steam Railways Company. Andy has said he has to cut costs already.............Dear O Dear

ANDYS RAIL COMPANY ALREADY IN TROUBLE.....................

Andys new Rail Company Banger Railways has already had cancellations and delays, The Inspector and The Only Driver have walked out over a row over Pay. The row is quite simply that there is no pay, they only found this out when they started Andy said they have to work a years trial, but the Employees said this wasnt good enough, the hours are long enough with already taking several days to get between stations. Now the new Company is in jeopardy, Andy apologised to his passengers, or passenger that train would be delayed...He hopes to negotiate with Employees to work out a settlement............

UPDATES LATER......................

Wednesday 8 September 2010

THIS WEEKS SHOW DETAILS TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW....

UPDATE....

Earlier today we broke the news that Andy is launching his own rail company. Following the recent tube strike Andy has vowed to create a more reliable service with Banger railways. Yes he has promised no strikes and aims to get his fastest route from london to Edinburgh in one week at 25mph. He says this is to enable passengers to get a good view of the route. Fares have yet to be introduced we will have more in future updates....

BREAKING.....ANDY TO LAUNCH RAIL COMPANY...DETAILS LATER...

Tuesday 7 September 2010

ANDY LATEST....

We hear that Andy & Bettys meeting at the weekend didnt go according to plan. They both got locked in the barn they met in and spent the night in the company of chickens and pigs. Next day the owner told us they had escaped alont with the animals. Some good news though we hear that they are both back at the banger residence reunited where they have smoked a pipe of peace....

Thursday 2 September 2010

MORE UPDATES COMING SOON..........................

THIS WEEKS SHOW 4TH SEPT..........................

As always we start with the Andy Hour...............All the latest on Andys Antics

Then..................Guest Callers,

History In Herts ...............Walkern

UK Connections....................Leicestershire

Music Mania..........To be Announced

Chill Out Zone................Smooth Ballads

Oddly Enough......Weird Stories

Where In The World................Global News And Showbiz Stories

Plus Competitions, Emails, Calls and Lots Of Banter............Join us 1-4 this

Saturday on 92.6fm...Radio Verulam.

THE BLOG SITE IS CONTINUING TO UNDERGO IMPROVEMENTS ................

LATEST....................THE PRODUCER IS STILL DRUNK......

THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE TO BE RELEASED LATER...................

BREAKING.................

We have just heard Andy and Betty are planning to meet this weekend in an old Barn to discuss their future...Apparantley from there on they are going out for an expensive meal our Mole tells us. The meal is a Mcdonalds, once again Andy sparing no Expense to impress Betty. We also have learnt that Andy had invested in some new properties this week, only to find they had already been demolished. Also good news on the Water Front for hundreds of people who were subjected to days without water thanks to Andy. Supplies have now resumed. So we asked Andy if he was going to continue to invest in properties and he said " I dont look good in a vest" Dear O Dear............

ANDY.......LATEST

Our Mole tells us that Andy has been busy writing his own memoirs ahead of his new Book to be released later this year, we hear its to be titled, The Sausage Years. Apparantley Andy is very enthusiastic and Said "I cant understand why i didnt do it sooner, and i can only apologise to my fans who have waited to read about my life for so long" dear o dear, in shops by Christmas then Andy.............

UPDATES LATER.......................

Wednesday 1 September 2010

LATEST....................

We hear hundreds of people had their Bank Holiday ruined thanks to Andy, after he drilled through a Major Water Pipe causing it to burst. This led to hundreds of customers having their water supply turned off for two days. One Lady said he is a pain, last week i was in the middle of doimg my ironing and washing when the power cut out, now i cant even have a cup of tea, no water. Three Valleys water say the supply will be resumed as soon as possible we have our workers working flat out.....

BREAKING....................

Andy and Betty we hear are setting up a clandestine Meeting, as yet we have no details more as we get them.............