Friday, 29 January 2016
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WE HEAR NOT ONLY , HAS BUNTY BEEN BUSY BLOWIN HER CIGAR SMOKE IN TODAYS WIND, BUT SHE ALSO BLOWS IT IN HER SLEEP TOO, ..............................
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ANDY SAYS HES NOT BEEN FEELING WELL, HE SAID THAT NIECE OF MINE IS NOW INSIDE MY HEAD IVE HAD A VISON OF HER SHE KEEPS GOING SO MUCH ...........................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL ............................................
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Felicity has got her Stevie Nicks look again tonight.
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS PLANNING TO TAKE HER BOYS ON HOLIDAY THIS YEAR , ALTHOUGH WHERE AND HOW IS AT THE MOMENT UNKNOWN BUT WE HEAR SHE WILL BE TAKING THEM ON A PLANE ? OR CRUISE SHIP ?????
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Thursday, 28 January 2016
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YES IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE BANGER DECIDED TO BUY A CHAIN OF MUSEUMS, PITY REALLY HES NOT IN ONE HIMSELF .....................
Wednesday, 27 January 2016
Tuesday, 26 January 2016
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BANGER MANIA, SOME HOPE, BUT BANGER BELIEVES IT.
HE BELIEVES, THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS INFATUATED WITH HIM., MAYBE HE WILL WAKE UP FROM THE DREAM HES HAVING SOMETIME.....
HE BELIEVES, THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS INFATUATED WITH HIM., MAYBE HE WILL WAKE UP FROM THE DREAM HES HAVING SOMETIME.....
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YES ANDY AND BETTY, ON A TV SHOW, AND IT BEING MR & MRS, WILL THEY GET ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT? WE WILL SEE..........
Monday, 25 January 2016
Friday, 22 January 2016
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AS WE REPORTED EARLIER THIS WEEK , BANGER WILL NOT BE IN THE STUDIO ON THIS WEEKS SHOW, APPARANTLEY HES IN THE HIGHLANDS VISITING HAMISH MCBANGER TO ARRANGE THINGS FOR BURNS NIGHT ...........................
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BANGER SAYS HE IS CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD ???? WELL WHAT HE ACTUALLY MEANS WE THINK IS HE IS CHAIRMAN OF HES IRONING BOARD , PROBABLY AS THATS THE HIGHEST HE WILL GET ................................
Thursday, 21 January 2016
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WE WILL HAVE A VERSION OF ANDYS WHISPERING GRASS THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW..................................
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YES HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED A BANGER FEELING, MAYBE YOU HAVE AND DIDNT KNOW IT .
WE RECKON IF YOU DID HAVE ONE IT WOULDNT BE VERY NICE,, ON THE OTHER HAND BANGER THINKS YOU WOULD BE BLESSED..............................
WE RECKON IF YOU DID HAVE ONE IT WOULDNT BE VERY NICE,, ON THE OTHER HAND BANGER THINKS YOU WOULD BE BLESSED..............................
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
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YES BANGER BREAKS, WOULD YOU INVEST IN ONE ? WELL HE CLAIMS THAT EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE WILL BE AVAILABLE AT DISCOUNTED PRICES, WE THINK YOULL NEED ANOTHER HOLIDAY AFTER ONE OF HES..............................
Tuesday, 19 January 2016
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BUNTYS GROOMING SERVICES, UT WITH A DIFFERENCE, NOT FOR HER BOYS, BUT SHE PLANS TO GROOM POTENTIAL CIGAR SMOKERS.
SHE WILL GROOM THEM SHE SAYS IN TO BECOMING A FULL BLOWN CIGAR SMOKER. DONT DELAY LET ME GROOM YOU TODAY SHE SAYS............................
SHE WILL GROOM THEM SHE SAYS IN TO BECOMING A FULL BLOWN CIGAR SMOKER. DONT DELAY LET ME GROOM YOU TODAY SHE SAYS............................
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WELL , IT WAS ONLY A QUESTION OF TIME WE GUESSED WITH THE QUEEN CELEBRATING HER REIGN THIS YEAR, BANGER SAYS HE TOO WOULD LIKE A DAY TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE
I WANT YOU TO HOLD PARTIES, AND PARADES HE SAID, WE SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE NATIONAL BANGER DAY...................DEAR O DEAR
I WANT YOU TO HOLD PARTIES, AND PARADES HE SAID, WE SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE NATIONAL BANGER DAY...................DEAR O DEAR
Monday, 18 January 2016
Friday, 15 January 2016
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BANGER IS PLANNING TO OPEN UP A CHAIN OF RESTUARANTS, NO DOUBT SAUSAGES WILL BE ON THE MENU .
JUST HOW MANY AND WHERE WE CAN EXPECT THEM TO SPRING UP IS NOT KNOWN, NO DOUBT WE WILL HEAR MORE ......................
JUST HOW MANY AND WHERE WE CAN EXPECT THEM TO SPRING UP IS NOT KNOWN, NO DOUBT WE WILL HEAR MORE ......................
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BUNTYS PLANS TO OPEN A CIGAR CAFE THIS YEAR FOR CIGAR LOVERS ONLY THIS WILL BE A PLACE SHE SAYS WHERE YOU CAN COMA AND ENJOY A CIGAR AND A CHAT , NO REFRESHMENTS OTHER THAN ANOTHER CIGAR.
SO IF YOU ARE A CIGAR FAN THIS WILL BE THE PLACE FOR YOU .......................
SO IF YOU ARE A CIGAR FAN THIS WILL BE THE PLACE FOR YOU .......................
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UNBELIEVABLY BANGER WILL CASH IN ON ANYTHING WE HEAR THAT HES BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE COLD WEATHER BY GOING AROUND SELLING ICE.
WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT TO BUY ICE FROM HIM ?
WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT TO BUY ICE FROM HIM ?
Thursday, 14 January 2016
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
Tuesday, 12 January 2016
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FELICITY WAS FROZEN TODAY BUT NOT BY THE WEATHER, BUT WITH FEAR.
AS ONE OF THE WORLDS LEADING PSYCHICS SHE SAID. EVEN I COYLDNT BELIEVE THE FUTURE VISION OF UNCLE ANDY.....
AS ONE OF THE WORLDS LEADING PSYCHICS SHE SAID. EVEN I COYLDNT BELIEVE THE FUTURE VISION OF UNCLE ANDY.....
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WITH THE WEATHER TURNING COLDER, BANGER GRITTERS ARE OUT IN FORCE.
APPARANTLEY BANGERS GRITTER LORRIES HAVE ALREADY TIPPED TONS OF SALTS ACCIDENTALLY IN TO PEOPLES GARDENS, ONE LORRY BACKED IN TO A SHOP WINDOW TOO
APPARANTLEY BANGERS GRITTER LORRIES HAVE ALREADY TIPPED TONS OF SALTS ACCIDENTALLY IN TO PEOPLES GARDENS, ONE LORRY BACKED IN TO A SHOP WINDOW TOO
Monday, 11 January 2016
Friday, 8 January 2016
BREAKING .....................THE BANGER WINTER MOGGY MINOR SALE ?????
- THIS ONE HAS TO GO HE SAYS, IT CERTAINLY DOES, ALTHOUGH HE SAYS IT NEEDS A BIT OF WORK , ITS STILL IN GOOD CONDITION..............
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BRACE YOURSELVES , FOR APPARANTLEY ITS THE YEAR OF THE REBIRTH OF THE BANGER.
YES HE CLAIMS HE WILL BE REVAMPED, REFRESHED, AND REVIVED , MORE ON THIS SATURDAY......................
YES HE CLAIMS HE WILL BE REVAMPED, REFRESHED, AND REVIVED , MORE ON THIS SATURDAY......................
Thursday, 7 January 2016
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BANGERS NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.........................
TO INCREASE PIPE SMOKING
TO SELL MORE SAUSAGES
TO AVOID WHITE VAN MAN
TO NOT LISTEN TO FELICITYS PREDICITIONS
Wednesday, 6 January 2016
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BUNTY SAYS START THE YEAR OFF WITH A BUNTY BOOST.
NO DOUBT CIGARS WILL PLAY A PART, WE WILL HAVE MORE ON SATS SHOW....
NO DOUBT CIGARS WILL PLAY A PART, WE WILL HAVE MORE ON SATS SHOW....
Tuesday, 5 January 2016
Monday, 4 January 2016
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY HAD A VERY SMOKEY CHRISTMAS, APPARANTLET SHE HAD LOTS OF GUESTS, BUT COULDNT SEE ANY OF THEM.....
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ANDY SAYS HE HAD A MISERABLE CHRISTMAS THANKS TO MR STAINES, MR HALL, MR KEN, & MR BARNWELL.
YET AGAIN HE SAID THEY FAILED TO TURN UP FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER AND THE TURKEY WAS RUINED, BETTY IS ON THE WARPATH TOO......
YET AGAIN HE SAID THEY FAILED TO TURN UP FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER AND THE TURKEY WAS RUINED, BETTY IS ON THE WARPATH TOO......
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