Monday, 30 November 2015
Friday, 27 November 2015
WEATHER WATCH ISSUED FOR HERTS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS .......................GALES
WATCH FOR UPDATES............................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.....................................
STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY LISTENS TO RADIO VERULAM EVERY DAY ON HIS ONE AND ONLY RADIO HES EVER OWNED
AND THIS APPARANTLEY STEVE TELLS US IS THE BANGERS TV .......................
AND THIS APPARANTLEY STEVE TELLS US IS THE BANGERS TV .......................
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ANDY SAYS THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKED TO BE SANTA AGAIN THIS YEAR WE ALSO HAVE HEARD BETTY IS TO BE AN ELF ???, I WILL BE GOING AROUND GIVING PRESENTS TO EVERYONE IN ST ALBANS HE SAID, SANTA BANGER IS COMING TO SEE YOU ......................DEAR O DEAR
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER SAID HE HAD A BLACK FRIDAY BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. HE SAID YES I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS BLACK ALL DAY WHERE I WAS.........................
Thursday, 26 November 2015
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BUNTY IS THINKING SHE COULD JOIN THE WORLD TOGETHER, BY LINKING UP CIGARS RIGHT AROUND THE WORLD, IT WOULD UNITE EVERYONE WITH A CIGAR , INFACT WE COULD RENAME THE PLANET, PLANET CIGAR ??????
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ANDY SAYS THAT THE COUNTRY IS ON THE ROAD TO BANGER. HE SAYS THERE WILL BE MORE BENEFITS, MORE CHOICE, MORE VARIETY FOR THE BANGERS OF THE NATION....................
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BANGER HAS ANNOUNCED IN HIS AUTUMN BUDGET, MORE CUTS. HE SAYS THERE WILL BE MORE CUTS MADE TO MEAT IN SAUSAGES, CUTS IN BETTYS , AND ALSO HIS OTHER VENTURES TO REDUCE NUMBERS OF HOURS IN SERVICE.#
WE ARE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY, ALL BANGERS WILL BENEFIT FROM THESE VITAL CUTS........................
WE ARE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY, ALL BANGERS WILL BENEFIT FROM THESE VITAL CUTS........................
Wednesday, 25 November 2015
Tuesday, 24 November 2015
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BANGER CLAIMS HE IS MAKE A COMMERCIAL ALL ABOUT WHY THE LADY LOVES BANGER TRAY.
HE IS TO ENTER A WINDOW WITH A BRIEFCASE PUFFING ON A PIPE, AND LEAVING A NOTE SAYING FOR MY CHOCOLATE BETTY....
HE IS TO ENTER A WINDOW WITH A BRIEFCASE PUFFING ON A PIPE, AND LEAVING A NOTE SAYING FOR MY CHOCOLATE BETTY....
Monday, 23 November 2015
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BUNTY BELIEVES THAT ONE DAY EVERYONE WILL HAVE HORSE FEATURES , AND SMOKE CIGARS.
AS WE MOVE FORWARD THROUGH THE DECADES IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THAT MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS WILL ADOPT THESE VALUABLE ASSETS ......................
AS WE MOVE FORWARD THROUGH THE DECADES IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THAT MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS WILL ADOPT THESE VALUABLE ASSETS ......................
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WE HEAR THAT BETTY HAS A WICKED TEMPER, APPARANTLEY SHE LOST WITH BANGER TODAY AND CHASED HIM WITHA FRYING PAN AROUND HES FIELD, ANDY EVENTUALLY ESCAPED AND HAS BEEN AFRAID TO GO BACK,.
HE TOLD SAT SUPREME NEVER GO NEAR A BOILING BETTY ...........................
HE TOLD SAT SUPREME NEVER GO NEAR A BOILING BETTY ...........................
Friday, 20 November 2015
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WE HEAR BANGER HAS RECIEVED THREATS FROM WHITE VAN MAN AGAIN , HE MUST BE WORRIED AS HE HAS TOLD BRUISER NOT TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. BUT WHICH SIDE ??????....................
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ANDY, SAYS HE WAS ONCE A TELPHONE OPERATOR AND ALL THE WOMEN SAID THEY FOUND HIM A VERY SMOOTH OPERATOR.......................OH DEAR
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BUNTY SAYS THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR HER , HER LIFE IS BOOMIN, EVERYWHERE I GO PEOPLE LIGHT UP CIGARS AND SAY THIS PUFF IS FOR YOU BUNTY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
DEVELOPING...........................
WE HEAR THAT BANGERS NEW STORE BANGERLAND, IS TO BEAT THE PRICES OF THE POUND STORES BY REDUCING HES PRICES TO 98P,
GIVING YOU A CHEAPER XMAS HE SAYS THATS BANGERLAND.............................
GIVING YOU A CHEAPER XMAS HE SAYS THATS BANGERLAND.............................
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YESYES BANGER IS HAVING HES OWN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON , APPARANTLEY , HE SAYS IT WILL BE FREE FOR ALL TO SEE AND WILL BE TAKING PLACE INA WEEKS TIME, COME ALONG AND SEE THE BULB LIGHT UP HE SAYS......................
Thursday, 19 November 2015
WEATHER ALERT ISSUED FOR HERTS FOR WEEKEND .................................RISK OF DISRUPTION
THIS ALERT WILL BE UPDATED ON FRIDAY .................................
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WELL WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF POUND LAND , WELL NOW BANGER SAYS YOU WONT FIND CHEAPER PRICES THAN BANGERLAND .
HE GUARANTEES TO BEAT ALL PRICES, ALREADY HE SAYS HES STORE WILL HAVE SOME GREAT CHRISTMAS PRICES.........................DEAR O DEAR
HE GUARANTEES TO BEAT ALL PRICES, ALREADY HE SAYS HES STORE WILL HAVE SOME GREAT CHRISTMAS PRICES.........................DEAR O DEAR
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.........................
Felicity says she can always remember her Uncle Andy being strange when she was a little Girl. He used to tell me bedtime stories but not the sort of things you would usually tell to a child. He use to read to me books on Vampires and Ghosts and give me nightmares she said. Mummy use to say to Andy what have said to my little Felicity now.
Andys tv set dates from 1955 and his valve Radio from 1934. Betty still washes cloths in the sink and has a mangle. Andy says the old methods are best.
Andys Moggy Minor dates from 1939.
ISSUED FOR HERTS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT /SATURDAY .................................
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BANGER WANTS TO DO A NEW GAMES SHOW ITS TO BE CALLED BANGERS CHOICE, WHATS IT ALL., NO DOUBT HE WILL TELL US ALL SOONER OR LATER ...................
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BUNTY HAS MADE A REVELATION, SAYING THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY A BARONESS, SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE KEEPS QUIET ABOUT IT AS SHE DOESNT WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW HER PAST .....................
Wednesday, 18 November 2015
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BUNTY SAYS THAT FELICITY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BIT OF A LADY , SHE WOULD ASK TO BE REFERED TO AS LADY FELICTY WHEN THE SCHOOL REGISTER WAS TAKEN IN CLASS..................
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BANGER IS FURIOUS THAT BARNEY HAS HAD A STORM NAMED AFTER HIM, ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH HE SAID WHERES STORM BANGER ????
Monday, 16 November 2015
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LETS BRING BACK THE BUNTY BEAT.
IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS ONE, WELL NOW YOU DO, WE WILL HAVE MORE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....
IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS ONE, WELL NOW YOU DO, WE WILL HAVE MORE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW....
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BANGER POTENTIAL, WHAT IS IT & HAVE YOU GOT IT, HOPEFULLY NOT.
BANGER SAYS WE ALL POTENTIAL TO BE S BANGER, PLEASE
BANGER SAYS WE ALL POTENTIAL TO BE S BANGER, PLEASE
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BANGER WE HEAR THINKS HES A CELEBRITY AND WE HEAR HE TURNED UP AT A JUNGLE FOR THE PROGRAMME IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE.
ONLY PROBLEM WAS IT WASNT A JUNGLE BUT THE NEW FOREST, WHAT A SILLY BANGER.......
ONLY PROBLEM WAS IT WASNT A JUNGLE BUT THE NEW FOREST, WHAT A SILLY BANGER.......
Friday, 13 November 2015
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ONE, BANGER SAID HE USED TO KNOWN AS BOOGIE BANGER. HE SAYS HE WAS ONCE A VERY FAMOUS DANCER AND COULD OUT STEP ANY SHOE TAPPING DANCER ANYWHERE ........................
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BANGER SAYS HE USED TO BE IN THE APPRENTICE, WE ARE NOT CONVINCED. HE SAID HE WAS ONCE ASKED TO WORK FOR SIR ALAN SUGAR, WE THINK ANDY HAS BEEN DREAMING AGAIN ......................
IS THIS THE REAL PUDSEY OR BANGER ?????
AGAIN BANGER HAS BEEN GOING AROUND ST ALBANS TODAY DRESSED AS A PUDSEY BEAR, SAYING BANGER IN NEED. WE CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD SCOOP SO LOW....................
SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL.............................
Felicity is still upset about her clouded crystal ball. Andy is planning a new sausage for vegeteriens really Andy.
Abbey said her mum Felicity is giving readings at Buntys Mansion tonight........................
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YES WE HEAR BANGER IS TO TOUR THE UK THIS CHRISTMAS ON A SLEIGH, JUST HOW THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN REMAINS TO BE SEEN.....................
Thursday, 12 November 2015
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YOUVE NO DOUBT HAD AN AFTER EIGHT AFTER YOUR MEAL BUT , HAVE YOU TRIED AN AFTER ANDY ????
WELL, AN AFTER ANDY IS APPARANTLEY A CHOCOLATE YOU EAT TO SETTLE YOUR STOMACH AFTER A MEAL HE SAYS?? HMMMMMMMMMM
WELL, AN AFTER ANDY IS APPARANTLEY A CHOCOLATE YOU EAT TO SETTLE YOUR STOMACH AFTER A MEAL HE SAYS?? HMMMMMMMMMM
Wednesday, 11 November 2015
Tuesday, 10 November 2015
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NOW YOU TOO.CAN BUY YOURSELF A BUNTY PUFFER.
BUNTY HAS CREATED A HOLDER FOR YOUR CIGAR YOU SIMPlY PLACE IN YOUR MOUTH AND PUFF AWAY, WITH THIS SHE SAYS YOULL GET MORE PUFFS THAN EVER.......
BUNTY HAS CREATED A HOLDER FOR YOUR CIGAR YOU SIMPlY PLACE IN YOUR MOUTH AND PUFF AWAY, WITH THIS SHE SAYS YOULL GET MORE PUFFS THAN EVER.......
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BANGER TELLS US THAT THE REASON HE NEVER SHOWED UP FOR THE ANDY HOUR LAST WEEK WAS BECAUSE HE WAS DOING A MR STAINES.
I TOLD THE REST OF THE CREW TO TAKE THE DAY OFF TOI HE SAID.....
I TOLD THE REST OF THE CREW TO TAKE THE DAY OFF TOI HE SAID.....
Monday, 9 November 2015
Friday, 6 November 2015
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THERES MIDDLE CLASS, AND UPPER CLASS, BUT THEN THERES BANGER CLASS.
BANGER BELIEVES THAT HES IN A ClASS OF HES OWN, NO ONE ELSE CAN TOUCH HIM HE SAYS ..........................,
BANGER BELIEVES THAT HES IN A ClASS OF HES OWN, NO ONE ELSE CAN TOUCH HIM HE SAYS ..........................,
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BRAND NEW CHRISTMAS GIFT IN THE SHOPS THIS YEAR, YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN BUNTY, INFACT A FEW , BUT WHICH ONE IS BEST, YES ITS BATTLE OF THE BUNTYS.
BUNTY HAS BEEN PROMOTING THIS NEW GAME WE HEAR, AND SAYS THAT SHE KNOWS IT WILL BE A MUST FOR EVERYONE THIS CHRISTMAS.....................HMMMMMMM
BUNTY HAS BEEN PROMOTING THIS NEW GAME WE HEAR, AND SAYS THAT SHE KNOWS IT WILL BE A MUST FOR EVERYONE THIS CHRISTMAS.....................HMMMMMMM
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WELL, WOULD YOU EXPECT HIM TO BLAME HIMSELF, WE HEAR LAST NIGHTS BONFIRE IN HIS FIELD WAS A CATASTROPHE , YET AGAIN IT CAUGHT FIRE TO HIS NEIGHBOURS FENCE FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING.
HE ALSO BLAMED WHAT HE TERMED AS OLD BANGER BETTY FOR NOT SUPERVISING THE BONFIRE PROPERLY , AGAIN HE DIDNT APOLOGISE, JUST SAYING WHAT CAN YOU DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN............................
HE ALSO BLAMED WHAT HE TERMED AS OLD BANGER BETTY FOR NOT SUPERVISING THE BONFIRE PROPERLY , AGAIN HE DIDNT APOLOGISE, JUST SAYING WHAT CAN YOU DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN............................
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WITH TODAY BEING RANDOM KINDNESS DAY, GUESS WHO HAS BEING GOING ROUND ST ALBANS TRYING TO BE MR KIND , YEP THATS RIGHT BANGER.
CAN I TAKE YOUR BAGS FOR YOU , ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU ? CAN I EASE YOUR WORRIES IT GOES ON, WE HAVE HAD REPORTS HES KINDNESS HASNT BEEN TOO POPULAR.........................
CAN I TAKE YOUR BAGS FOR YOU , ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU ? CAN I EASE YOUR WORRIES IT GOES ON, WE HAVE HAD REPORTS HES KINDNESS HASNT BEEN TOO POPULAR.........................
Thursday, 5 November 2015
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BUNTY IS APPARANTLEY HAVING FIREWORKS OF HER OWN TODAY BUT INDOORS, YES CIGAR FIREWORKS. MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF CIGARS WILL BE LIT SHE SAID AND SOME WE HEAR HAVE ALSO BEEN LET OFF IN HER GARDEN ON ROCKETS, YES CIGAR FIREWORKS SHE SAYS WATCH OUT FOR MY FLYING CIGARS AS THEY LIGHT UP THE NIGHT SKY ....................
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YES BONFIRE BETTY , HOW CRUEL THAT ANDY SHOULD ASK BETTY TO GET THE FIRE BURNING AND IF NEEDS BE KEEP THE FIRE BURNING TOO, HE SAID THE NAME BONFIRE BETTY IS WELL SUITED .......................
Tuesday, 3 November 2015
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ANDY SAYS THAT ALL HES LIFE HES BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH.
IM NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE FOR LONG HE SAYS,
IM NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE FOR LONG HE SAYS,
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