Friday, 30 October 2015
MORE........................
BUNTY SAYS THAT SHE WILL BE HOLDING AN INDOOR FIREWORKS DISPLAY OF HER OWN WITH CIGARS.
LIGHT UP LIGHT UP , SHE SAYS ON THE 5TH NOVEMBER, AND LETS ALL PUFF AWAY................
LIGHT UP LIGHT UP , SHE SAYS ON THE 5TH NOVEMBER, AND LETS ALL PUFF AWAY................
MORE.....................
APPARANTLEY THE MOTHER OF ALL FIREWORK DISPLAYS WILL BE HELD IN BANGERS FIIELD THIS 5TH NOVEMBER.
BE PREPARED HE SAID FOR A FIREWORK DISPLAY YOU WILL ONLY SEE ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME, WE HEAR ON HEARING THIS BANGERS NEIGHBOURS HAVE DECIDED TO EVACUATE........................
BE PREPARED HE SAID FOR A FIREWORK DISPLAY YOU WILL ONLY SEE ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME, WE HEAR ON HEARING THIS BANGERS NEIGHBOURS HAVE DECIDED TO EVACUATE........................
MORE......................
HOW CRUEL CAN ANYONE BE, BANGER HAS BEEN TAKING BETTY OUT AROUND ST ALBANS DRESSED UP AS A SCARE CROW SAYING PENNY FOR THE BETTY .................
MORE...........................
WE HEAR THAT FELICTY GOT VERY ANGRY TODAY IN A STREET IN ST ALBANS WHEN PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT HER WITH HER BROOMSTICK.
INFACT SHE GOT SO ANGRY SHE STOOD THERE STARING AT THEM IN A VERY SCAREY WAY UNTIL VERY STRANGELY THEY STARTED ACTING WEIRD AND RAN OFF, WELL FELICTYS FURY IS VERY REAL..........................
INFACT SHE GOT SO ANGRY SHE STOOD THERE STARING AT THEM IN A VERY SCAREY WAY UNTIL VERY STRANGELY THEY STARTED ACTING WEIRD AND RAN OFF, WELL FELICTYS FURY IS VERY REAL..........................
MORE.........................
RUMOUR HAS IT BANGRER HAS MADE A FOLLOW UP TO THE MONSTER MASH HIIT , ANOTHER ONE HES WRECKED, WE WILL HAVE A COPY ON THE SHOW TOMORROW ...................
MORE.......................
0015 ????? WELL WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT MR BANGER CLAIMS HES BEEN APPROACHED ABOUT BEING THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE ROLE HE SAIS BUT I WILL THINK ABOUT IT , DEAR O DEAR
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE ROLE HE SAIS BUT I WILL THINK ABOUT IT , DEAR O DEAR
Thursday, 29 October 2015
MORE.....................
ANDY CLAIMS HES SEEN AN APPARITION OF HIMSELF. BETTY RUSHED UP THE STAIRS THE OTHER NIGHT AFTER SHE HEARD A SCREAM FROM ANDY , HE SHOUTED OUT ITS ME IVE SEEN ANDY BANGER, WELL IS THIS A SIGN ???????
Wednesday, 28 October 2015
MORE......
HOW DO YOU FANCY A CIGAR SOUP, MIXED UP WITH A SPECIAL BUNTY INGREDIENTS, ITS CALLED THE BUNTY BROTH.
TRY IT IF YOU DARE, BUT BUNTY SAYS YOU WILL NEVERVBE THE SAME AGAIN........
TRY IT IF YOU DARE, BUT BUNTY SAYS YOU WILL NEVERVBE THE SAME AGAIN........
Tuesday, 27 October 2015
MORE........
IF ANDY WASNT ENOUGH WE HAVE BEEN HEARING THAT FELICITY HAS BEEN GOING AROUND WITH A BROOMSTICK, ABD EVEN A WITCHES HAT ON.....
MORE.......
WE HEAR ALREADY BANGER HAS BEEN OUT AND ABOUT IN ST ALBANS SCARYING CHILDREN, WOMEN AND EVEN MEN, HE ONCE AGAIN LIKE EVERY YEAR DECLARES THAT HE IS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS.
WE ALSO HEAR SOME MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN SHOUTING WE WISJ YOU WOUlD DISSAPEAR....
WE ALSO HEAR SOME MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN SHOUTING WE WISJ YOU WOUlD DISSAPEAR....
Monday, 26 October 2015
Wednesday, 21 October 2015
MORE......................
WE HEAR THAT ANDY MET THE CHINESE PRESIDENT WITH BETTY CHOPSTICKS, APPARANTLEY THEY DISCUSSED THE FUTURE OF BANGER VENTURES OVER A CHINESE BUFFET..................................
Monday, 19 October 2015
Friday, 16 October 2015
MORE............................
WE HEAR THAT AFTER THE SERIES OF GOGGLEBOX, BANGER INTENDS TO MIMIC THE SERIES CALLING IT BANGER BOX, WITH HIMSELF, BETTY AND OTHER BANGERS WATCHING TV PROGRAMMES GIVING THEIR OPINIONS EACH WEEK ..................
MORE.................
CRUELLY , ANDY HAS ONCE AGAIN WE EAR ASKED BETTY TO BE GUY FAWKES, SO HE CAN RAISE MONEY THIS YEAR FOR THE 5TH YEAR IN A ROW, POOR BETTY .........................
MORE.....................
IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT BANGER HAS BEGGED, STOLE AND BORROWED TO GET WHERE HE IS, QUESTION IS WILL HE OWN UP TO THESE ALLEGATIONS..................
MORE.........................
VERA IS NOW AT BREAKING POINT, SAYING HER COMMENTS HAVE FALLEN ON DEAF EARS, AND NOW SHE HAS NOP CHOICE TO INTRODUCE STRICT RULES.
YOU NOW MUS ONLY USE THE TOILET IN AN EMERGENCY, AND BEFORE YOU ENTER YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THE ANTIBACTERIAL SANITISER, AND USE THE GERM SUIT PROVIDED, SHE HOPES THAT THIS WILL HELP IMPROVE THE HYGIENE STANDARDS IN THE SMALL ROOM..............................
YOU NOW MUS ONLY USE THE TOILET IN AN EMERGENCY, AND BEFORE YOU ENTER YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS WITH THE ANTIBACTERIAL SANITISER, AND USE THE GERM SUIT PROVIDED, SHE HOPES THAT THIS WILL HELP IMPROVE THE HYGIENE STANDARDS IN THE SMALL ROOM..............................
BREAKING.................. BUNTY SAYS THAT ONE DAY A HORSE WILL RUN THE COUNTRY ????
BUNTY SAYS SE BELIEVES THAT ONE DAY A HORSE MAY WELL RUN THE COUNTRY. HORSES ARE VERY INTELLIGENT, AND I DO THINK THAT ONE DAY ONE WILL BE IN GOVERNMENT , YOULL SEE..............................#
MORE..........................
W HEAR THAT BANGER WAS SO FED UP WITH LEAVES FALLING IN HIS BACK GARDEN FROM THE TREE , HE DECIDED TO CUT IT DOWN AND RETURN IT TO THEM...............
MORE.....................
WATCH OUT BANGER IS SELLING FAKE HALLOWEEN CLOTHES, FAKE PUMPKINS, AND MORE.
WE DONT WANT TO RUIN YOUR HALLOWEEN , BUT PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE HALLOWEEN BANGER PRODUCTS.........................OR YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR MORE THAN A SCARE
WE DONT WANT TO RUIN YOUR HALLOWEEN , BUT PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE HALLOWEEN BANGER PRODUCTS.........................OR YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR MORE THAN A SCARE
Thursday, 15 October 2015
MORE........................
ANDY BELIEVES THERE REALLY IS LIFE ON BANGER.
HE SAID THAT HE THINKS THAT ALIEN ANDYS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT, AND ARE GETTING CLOSER TO US AS TIME GOES BY ......................
HE SAID THAT HE THINKS THAT ALIEN ANDYS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT, AND ARE GETTING CLOSER TO US AS TIME GOES BY ......................
Wednesday, 14 October 2015
Tuesday, 13 October 2015
MORE...................................
BUNTY SAYS SHES BEEN FEELING A BIT HORSE LATELY , SHE SAYS SHE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING WANTING HAY LIKE HER BOYS,
SHE ALSO SAYS THAT SHE GETS THE URGE TO GO FOR A GALLOP AT THE END OF THE DAY ...........................
SHE ALSO SAYS THAT SHE GETS THE URGE TO GO FOR A GALLOP AT THE END OF THE DAY ...........................
MORE......................
WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS MADE A REVIVED VERSION OF THE TASTE OF HONEY CLASSIC DONT BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE, ONLY HES CALLED IT DONT BLAME IT ON THE BANGER .......................
MORE..........................
WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS BURNED OUT LITERALLY , ALL THEM CIGARS SHE SAYS LEAVES A LADY QUITE BURNED OUT AFTER A WHILE, BUT IM NOW READY FOR ANOTHER CIGAR SHE SAYS......................
Monday, 12 October 2015
MORE..........
YES, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, BANGER NOW A REPORTER.
ANDY CLAIMS THAT IF YOU WANT A CAREER IN REPORTING THEN BANGE REPORTING IS FOR YOU, BE AT THE HEART OF THE ACTION WITH BANGER REPORTING........
ANDY CLAIMS THAT IF YOU WANT A CAREER IN REPORTING THEN BANGE REPORTING IS FOR YOU, BE AT THE HEART OF THE ACTION WITH BANGER REPORTING........
Friday, 9 October 2015
BREAKING......................ANDY HITS BACK
BANGER SAYS A WOMAN PREFERS A MAN WITH A PIPE, THERE IS NO COMPETITION HE SAID , DEFINITELY A WOMAN IS ATTRACTED TO A MAN WITH HES PIPE ANYDAY..............
MORE.....................
BUNTY TELLS US THAT WOMEN PREFER MEN CIGARS , SHE SAID A WOMAN LOVES A SLOW BURN , NOTHING MORE INTERESTING THAN WATCHING A MAN PUFF AWAY ON YOUR FAVOURITE CIGAR.....................
MORE.......................
WE HEAR THAT WHITE VAN MAN HAS TOLD US THAT BANGER PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF HIM THE OTHER DAY, HES NOW FUMING SAYING THAT BANGER HAS CROSSED ME AGAIN , I KNEW IT WAS HIM AS IT WAS A MOGGY MINOR WITH PUFFS OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE WINDOW AS WELL AS THE EXHAUST.....................
MORE.........................
EVER HAD A BUNTY BLOWOUT ?? MAYBE YOU HAVE BUT DONT EVEN KNOW IT , BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULDNT IF YOU DONT SMOKE.
A BUNTY BLOWOUT IS WHEN YOUR CIGAR TRAGICALLY BLOWS OUT IN THE WIND , IT HAPPENS TO ALL US CIGAR LOVERS SHE SAYS, BUT DONT LET IT RUIN YOUR DAY.......................
A BUNTY BLOWOUT IS WHEN YOUR CIGAR TRAGICALLY BLOWS OUT IN THE WIND , IT HAPPENS TO ALL US CIGAR LOVERS SHE SAYS, BUT DONT LET IT RUIN YOUR DAY.......................
MORE.................
MORE REPORTS COMING IN TODAY OF DRIVERS GETTING PARKING TICKETS ON THEIR WINDSCREENS. ANDY SAYS DO NOT PARK WHERE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO , BUT WE HEAR SOME DRIVERS HAVE BEEN FINED FOR PARKING OUTSIDE THEIR OWN HOUSES..................
Thursday, 8 October 2015
MORE..........................
WE HEAR ANDY IS PLANNING A HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR AT HES RESIDENCE. HE IS KEEPING THE DETAILS SECRET AT PRESENT , MORE WILL BECOME KNOWN NEARE THE TIME BUT HE SAYS IT WILL BE ONE NOT TO MISS.........................
MORE...............
WE HEAR THAT CHAS HAS STEPPED UP SECURITY , WORKING LONGER HOURS, WITH APPARANTLEY VERA CHANGING HER HOURS TOO, WHATS GOING ON ????
Wednesday, 7 October 2015
MORE.......
WE HEAR THAT BANGER TRAFFIC WARDENS HAVE ALREADY BEEN CAUSING QUITE A STIR.
WE HEAR THAT SCORES OF MOTORISTS HAVE RECIEVED A THOUSAND POUND FINE ON THEIR VEHICLES WITH.MORE COMPLAINTS ROLLING IN DAILY, ARE YOU ONE OF THEM
WE HEAR THAT SCORES OF MOTORISTS HAVE RECIEVED A THOUSAND POUND FINE ON THEIR VEHICLES WITH.MORE COMPLAINTS ROLLING IN DAILY, ARE YOU ONE OF THEM
Tuesday, 6 October 2015
MORE........
BUNTYS AMBITION IS TO OWN A CHAIN OF CIGAR SHOPS ACROSS THE WORLD.
EVERY STREET WILL HAVE A CIGAR CORNER SHOP.SHE SAYS, WATCH OUT FOR YOURS COMING SOON......
EVERY STREET WILL HAVE A CIGAR CORNER SHOP.SHE SAYS, WATCH OUT FOR YOURS COMING SOON......
Monday, 5 October 2015
MORE......
FELICITY SAYS SHES HAD ANOTHER VISION OF UNCLE ANDYS SPIRIT, WE ALSO HEAR SHE PHONED HER UNCLE ANDY SND SAID SHE DOSENT WANT HIM TO WORRY ABOUT FUNERAL EXPENSES AS SHE WILL TAKE CARE OF IT ALL, NIT SURPRISINGLY
ANDY SLAMMED THE PHONE DOW
ANDY SLAMMED THE PHONE DOW
Friday, 2 October 2015
MORE..............................
BANGER HAS ANNOUNCED HIS NEW RANGE OF FRUITY BANGERS , YES SAUSAGE IN A GLASS WITH YOUR FAVOURITE COCKTAIL.
THEY ARE AVAILABLE IN A WIDE RANGE OF FLAVOURS, KNOWN AS A FRUITY BANGER , WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY ONE ??????
THEY ARE AVAILABLE IN A WIDE RANGE OF FLAVOURS, KNOWN AS A FRUITY BANGER , WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY ONE ??????
BREAKING.................... A .LITTLE EL BEE, ........
EL BEE SAYS HES LITTLE ONE IS ALREADY RIDING A BIKE
Thursday, 1 October 2015
MORE...........................
ALL OVER THE WORLD BUNTY SAYS WOMEN MORE AND MORE ARE TAKING UP BUNTY POWER.
WHAT IS BUNTY POWER WE ASKED HER SHE REPLIED, ITS A VERY SPECIAL WAY OF THINKING SHE SAID, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO HAVE THE BUNTY POWER GROW FROM WITHIN , JOIN THE FOLLOWING TODAY SHE SAYS OF HUNDREDS OF WOMEN WHO HAVE BUNTY POWER........................
WHAT IS BUNTY POWER WE ASKED HER SHE REPLIED, ITS A VERY SPECIAL WAY OF THINKING SHE SAID, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO HAVE THE BUNTY POWER GROW FROM WITHIN , JOIN THE FOLLOWING TODAY SHE SAYS OF HUNDREDS OF WOMEN WHO HAVE BUNTY POWER........................
MORE....................................
ANDY SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE STREETS NAMED AFTER BANGER IN THE UK ,
ONE DAY EVERY STREET WILL BE NAMED A BANGER WAY...........................DEAR O DEAR, PROBABLY BEST TO MOVE....................
ONE DAY EVERY STREET WILL BE NAMED A BANGER WAY...........................DEAR O DEAR, PROBABLY BEST TO MOVE....................
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)