Thursday, 30 April 2015

BREAKING................EL BEE SAYS HES WHEELY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE BANK HOLIDAY ??????

                                               

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MAY DAY, MAY DAY YES THESE ARE THE WORDS BANGER HAS BEEN SAYING TO BETTY ON HIS WALKIE TALKTIE. WE HEAR ABOARD HIS ELECTION BUS WHEN CONTACTING BETTY AT HOME .

WITNESSES SAY HE IS ON THE WALKIE TALKIE QUITE A LOT SAYING COMING IN BETTY ITS A BIG TEN 4  ANDY MAY DAY , MAY.......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....................MAY DAY BANGER ?????

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL........................



Buntys mansion is supposed to have a number of ghosts including a headless huntsman, a ghostly stagecoach, a grey lady . a monk and a nun.
 
Felicity says she has talked to all these spirits personally.



FELICITY ATER SHE PUT A SPELL ON ANDY RECENTLY.........................VERY SCAREY


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GUESS WHAT WE HAVE CONFUSED.COM, NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE BANGER.COM FOR YOUR BANGER NEEDS THE FUTURE IS HERE HE SAYS AT BANGER.COM..............

BREAKING...... NOT CONFUSED.COM, BUT BANGER.COM????

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WE HEAR THAT WHITE VSN MAN HAD A NASTY SURPRISE ON THE WAY TO WORK.THE OTHER DAY,  HE WAS CYT BY AN ELECTION BUS WITH PLOOMS OF SMOKE COIMING FROM THE DRIVERS SEAT.

WHTE VAN MAN TOLD US WELL, WELL,  WELL,  ITS BANGER AGAIN HE HAD ON THE SIDE OF HIS BUS VOTE BANGER,  NOBODY WILL.BE VITING FOR HIM.WHEN I.GET HOLD OF.HIM HE SAID......

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

BREAKING....... WHITE VAN MAN IS BACK?????

                          

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BANGER ID OUT ON THE ROAD WITH HES BANGER ELECTION BUS,  AND GE CLAIMS A MANIFESTO.YOU CANT BEAT

WE HEAR THAT THE BUS ITSELF HAS ALREAY BROKEN DOWN 20 TIMES,  AND HES DIFFICULTY ATRACTING VOTERS ATTENTION., INFACT WE HE HAS BEEN HECKLED AND CALLED THE SAUSAGE MINISTER,  VOTE FOR YOUR NEEDS HE SAYS VOTE BANGER

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

BREAKING........ THE BANGER ELECTION BUS IS ON THE ROAD????

                                      

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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS TO NOE,MAKE A COVER VERSION OF FLASHDANCE AS WELL,  WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON SATURDAY AS WELL...


BREAKING....... OH NO., BUNTY TO.MAKE A COVER VERSION OF FLASHDANCE??!!!

                                   

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FELICITY CLAIMS THAT SHE ONCE DID AN AUDITION FOR FLASHDANCE,  SHE SAID SHE SAID WHAT A FEELING AND PLEASE BELIEVE IT,  ITS LIKE A NEW BEGINNING... YES WE CAN SEE WHY.YOU DIDNT GET THE PART.....











Monday, 27 April 2015

BREAKING......... FLASHDANCE FELICITY?????

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BUNTY APPARANTELY HAS BEEN FEELING UNWELL, SHE SAYS SHES BEEN FEELING VERY HOARSE.

SHE SAYS IT COULD BE THAT SHES BEEN AROUND HER BOYS A.BIT TOO MUCH RECENTY AND FEELING LIKE THEM........


BREAKING.......... BUNTY IS FEELING A BIT HOARSE???!!

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WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF THE ORIGINAL CHAS & ; DAVE,  NOW IT SEEMS WE HAVE ANOTHER PAIR WHO THINK THEY ARE CHAS & DAVE TOO.

WE HEAR BETTY PLAYS THE  PIANO.AND ANDY SINGS THEM. HE SAYS WE HAVE SOME .SING A LONGS MOST EVENINGS,  WE WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF RECORDINGS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW,  IF YOU CAN.BEAR IT LISTENERS.....QUESTION IS WHICH ONE IS CHAS & WHICH  ONE DAVE?  AS WE HEAR BETTY HAS SOMETHING OF A BEARD......

BREAKING...........ANDY & BETTY, THE NEW CHAS & DAVE??????

Friday, 24 April 2015

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ANDY SAYS MAY THE FORCE OF BANGER  BE WITH YOU NEXT MONTH AS ITS MAY, WHEREVER YOU GO ILL BE THERE HE SAYS, ...............BELOW BETTY DOING THE GARDENING.....................
                                

BREAKING.......................MAY THE FORCE OF BANGER BE WITH YOU, NEXT MONTH & EVERY MONTH ??????????

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EL BEE, SAYS HES READY FOR THE LONDON RIDEATHON, IM READY TO RIDE,  RIGHT UP YOUR STREET, LETS GET THIS THING ON THE ROAD HE SAYS ........................

BREAKING.....................EL BEE , RIDE UP YOUR STREET ????????

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BUNTY IS OFERING AN EXCLUSIVE ONCE I A LIFETIME DEAL , A BOX OF LUXURY CIGARS AT DISCOUNTED PRICES.

HAVE A LUXURY SMOKE ON ME, FOR THIS ONE OFF PRICE, 100 CIGARS IN THE BOX SHOULD LAST YOU THE EVENING SHE SAYS, MAKE IT AN EVENING  TO REMEMBER,  DONT DELAY BUY TODAY, RUNNING OUT FAST.....................

BREAKING.........................BUNTYS BEST CIGARS??????

                                                     

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READY TO MOVE, BUYU A PROPERTY ??? WELL BANGER PROPERTIES COULD HELP APPARANTLEY HES SELLING HOUSES HALD BUIT, EX, HALF BUILT HOUSE, NO TOILT, NO WINDOWS , NO ROOF , I DOOR,  £120,000 , INTERESTED CALL BANGER PROPERTIES TODAY ,AND BETTY WILL SHOW YOU ROUND.  OH AND ITS NOT FREEPHONE......................

BREAKING.........................BANGER PROPERTIES ??????

                                               

Thursday, 23 April 2015

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BANGER REFUSES TO ADMITT ITS ST GEORGES DAY TODAY, INSTEAD HE HAS THE CRAZY NOTION, ITS ST BANGERS DAY ????

THE COUNTRY IS CELEBRATING ST BANGER HE SAYS, WHO HAS BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES, WELL HES GOT THAT ONE RIGHT. IVE NO DOUBT STREET PARTIES UP AND DOWN THE LAND WILL BE TAKING PLACE  WITH LOTS OF SAUSAGES   BEING  SERVED HE SAID.....................

BREAKING......................ANDY SAYS TODAY IS ST BANGERS DAY ?????

SPECIAL REPORTS ROM STEPHEN HALL........................



Bunty has now demanded we come to her Garden Party on Sunday.
 
She seems to be getting like Andy now very arrogant.
 
She says if we dont attend Felicity will turn one of us in to Stevie Nicks.


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Groves rang me and said that Bunty is having a Garden Party this weekend at her mansion.
 
There are rumours that the Red Arrows will be doing a Fly Over.

MORE...................STEVE & JENNY STRANDED IN CAR PARK BELOW, TODAY BECAUSE OF BUNTY BLOCKING THEM IN ......................

                                         


BUNTY CAUSED CHAOS IN THE VERULAM CAR PARK THIS AFTERNOON. WE HEAR AFTERNOON VERULAM PRESENTERS  STEVE HALL AND JENNY HAMES SEEN BELOW IN CAR WERE BLOCKED BY BUNTYS SELFISH CAR PARKING.

A MMESSAGE WAS LET ON HER WINDSCREEN SAYING SHE WAS YOGA CLASSES, EVENTUALLY BUNTY HAD TO TO LET STEVE & JENNY OUT BUT THEY WERE NOT HAPPY BEING STRANDED FOR AGES WE HEAR.............................

BREAKING...............................BUNTYS CAUSES MAYHEM IN VERULAM CAR PARK????

BREAKING.......FELICITY.BREAKS HER.SPELL ON.ANDY AFTER PLEAS FROM AUNTY BETTY.??????

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FIRST A NEW DRIVE NOW HE WANTS TO BUILD A BANGER.BRIDGE.

THIS WE HEAR WILL GO FROM.ONE END OF HES FIELD ACROSS SEVERAL NEIGHBOURS HOUSES RUINING BACK GARDENS ETC. THE COUNCIL HAVE ALREADY.REJECTED HES PLANS UNSURPRISINGLY.,.BUT HE SAYS AS USUAL.HE DOSENT CARE WHAT THEY SAY.......

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

BREAKING.......... BANGER BRIDGE??!?

                                 

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BUNTY IS TAKING PART IN THE LONDON MARATHON,  BUT WITH HER SHE WILL BE SMOKING AS MANY CIGARS AS POSSIBLE WHEN EITHER RUNNING OR WALKING IN WHAT SHES CALLING THE SMOKE ATHON..........



Tuesday, 21 April 2015

BREAKING....... THE BUNTY SMOKE-ATHON?????

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WE KNOW THAT TODAY IS HER MAJESTY THE QUEENS BIRTHDAY, BUT ONCE AGAIN ANDY SAYS ITS ALSO HER MAJESTY BETTYS BIRTHDAY TOO.

YES HE SAYS HER MAJESTY.BETTY WOULD,LIKE TO.THANK ALL HER SUBJECTS FOR THE CARDS AND BEST WISHES,  SHE HAS BEEN WAVING FROM.THE BEDROOM.WINDOW........DEAR O DEAR




BREAKING....... ANDY SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER MAJESTY BETTY????

                    

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OH DEAR, NOT GOOD NEWS FOR ANDY, BUNTY IS STARTING UP A. TRAINING SCHOOL FOR  RAMBOS.

SHE WOULD LIKE MORE DOGS TO BE LIKE LOVELY LITTLE RAMBO SHE SAYS,  AND DISLIKE ANDY BUNTY?

BREAKING...... THE BUNTY SCHOOL OF RAMBOS????

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BUNTY SSYS SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT FELICITY SHE SEEMS TO TAKING THE STEVIE NICKS. TJHING TOO.SERIOUSLY,  SHE NOW CALLS HERSELF FELICITY.NICKS,  AND TELLS EVERYONE ELSE THE SAME.....

Monday, 20 April 2015

BREAKING..........BUNTYS WORRIED ABOUT FELICITY???

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REMEMBER THE SONG ANGIE BABY BY HELEN READY ?  WELL ANDY CLAIMS THAT HES MAKING A COVER VERSION WHICH HE SAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ORIGINAL CALLED ANDY BABY. HE SAYS BETTY SINGS IT TO HIM ALL THE TIME.....


BREAKING......... ANDY BABY?????!

                                                   

Friday, 17 April 2015

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WE HEAR THAT WHEN ANDY WAS BORN HES MOTHER FOUND IT HARD TO DETERMINE  WHETHER HE WAS A BOY OR GIRL, SHE NEARLY CALLED HIM APRIL BECAUSE OF THIS.............SSSSSSHHHHH DONT SAY ANYTHING TO ANDY HES VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT .................

BREAKING .......................APRIL ANDY???????

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WE UNDERSTAND THAT BUNTY IS GOING TO PART IN HER RUNNING RACE NEXT WEEKEND AT THE SAME TIME AS THE LONDON MARATHON, ITS CALLED THE BUNTYTHON BUT SHE WONT BE ALONE WE UNDERSTAND HER HORSES WILL BE RUNNING WITH HER .......................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......................THE BUNTYTHON ????????

Thursday, 16 April 2015

SPECIAL REPORT BY STEPHEN HALL...........................




Andy I heard has now had a Spell cast on him by Felicity.
 
Poor Andy now ends every sentance  with Mr Staines.
 
Yes  Andy cant stop saying Mr Staines.
 
Felicity once again demanded we both play Fleetwood Mac on our shows or she said one of us will be changed in to Stevie Nicks.

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IF FELICITY GETS HER WAY SHE WILL HAVE HER OWN PROGRAMME ON THE STATION. SHE CLAIMS THAT THE STATION NEEDS A NEW TAROT SHOW, ALL ABOUT YOUR FORTUNE ,IN BETWEEN STEVIE NICKS SONGS....................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..................FELICITY FORTUNE ON RADIO VERULAM????????

                                       

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SEEMS THAT BANGER THINKS HES NOW ONE OF THE TV DRAGONS ON DRAGONS DEN ,  HE CLAIMS HES BEEN APPROACHED BY THE  SHOWS PRODUCER. TO BECOME A DRAGON AND ALSO SAYS HES ALREADY  TAKEN PART,  WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING ON.THIS WEEKS SHOW..........

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

BREAKING......... BANGER, ONE OF THE DRAGONS?????

                                       

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EL BEE SAYS WITH THE LONDON RUNNING MARATHON.NEXT WEEKEND,  HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BIKERS MARATHON.......ANY TAKERS????

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

BREAKING......... EL BEE WANTS A RIDING MARATHON????

                                    

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TODAY HAS BEEN NATIONAL GET YOUR LEGS OUT DAY.

UNFORTUNATELY BOTH.BETTY.& ANDY HAVE BOTH BEEN DOING JUST THAT, WE HAVE RECIEVED SOME DISGUSTING,  DISTASTEFUL REPORTS IF BOTH.BOTH BARING THEIR LEGS,  BANGER APPARANTELY IN ONE TOWN CENTRE STRIPPED FROM THE WASTE DIWN SHOW US YOUR LEGS, HERES MINE & MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC RUNNING.

WE WOULD RATHER NOT TELL YOU WHAT BETTY.WAS WEARING BUT WE DID HEAR THAT A  MEMBER. OF THE  PUBLIC SHOUTED OUT  AFTER SEEING HER HERE COMES  HUMAN.TREE TRUNKS.......


BREAKING....... BANGER BARES HIS LEGS ON NATIONAL GET YOUR LEGS OUT DAY??????....

                                   

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BUNTY SAYS NOT POWER TO THE PEOPLE BUT POWER TO THE CIGAR.

IN AN IDEAL WORLD I WOULD LUKE TO SEE CIGARS RULE SHE SAYS,  POWER TO THE CIGAR....


Monday, 13 April 2015

BREAKING........BUNTY SAYS POWER TO THE CIGAR??????

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WE HEAR THAT BARNWELL HAD A CALL FROM.HOTH ANDY AND FELICITY.

APPARANTELY FELICITY HAS PUT A SPELL ON.UNCLE ANDY, AND NOW AT THE  END OF EVERY SENTENCE HE CANNOT STOP.SAYING MR STAINES,  DRIVING BETTY MAD.

FELICITY HOWEVER PHONED BARNWELL AND THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS,  POOR ANDY......

BREAKING.......... ANDYS HAVING A FUNNY SPELL?????

Sunday, 12 April 2015

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 WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF BRITIANS GOT TALENT, BUT ANDY APPARANTLEY HAS BEEN INSULTED BY A PRODUCER TO MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT HIM. CALLED A G N T....ANDYS GOT NO TALENT, WELL YOU CAN IMAGINE HIS RESPONSE,  HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!!

BREAKING......... A G N T?????

                                                 

Friday, 10 April 2015

BREAKING..........................BANGER BOAT RACE OFF TOMORROW, BANGERS BOAT IS LEAKING WATER.....................APPARANTELY !!!!!!!!!!!

                                       

BREAKING.............................BANGER TO INSIST THAT MR STAINES STANDS FOR TRIAL IN THE BANGER COURT OF JUSTICE?????

                              

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THIS IS VERY WORRYING, BANGER HAS TOLD US THAT DOGS ALL OVER THE LAND ARE NOW COPYING THEIR OWNERS HABITS AND SMOKING PIPES TOO, BELOW IS A PHOT TO PROVE IT , NEVER MIND CIGARS ANDY SAYS LETS ENCOURAGE AS MANY DOGS TO SMOKE PIPES INCLUDING RAMBO, MIGHT CALM HIM DOWN..................................................................




THANKS TO DERECK STAINES FOR INFORMING US OF THIS..................

BREAKING........................BANGER SAYS THAT PIPE SMOKING IS SPREADING ,EVEN DOGS ARE AT IT NOW ?????

                                                  

Thursday, 9 April 2015

BREAKING................................BUNTY OFF NEXT WEEK TO CIGAR FESTIVAL ?????

Havana hosts cigar festival - in pictures

The annual cigar festival attracts tourists from around the world to sample the island’s world- renowned tobacco. Joe Raedle from Getty Images visits tobacco plantations during the festival

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEPHEN HALL...........................





Felicity now says she wants Derek to look after Rambo this Weekend as she said Dereks got nothing better to do as he is not doing his show live.
 
She also said she wants to read everbodys fortune at RV.
 
 
Felicity said she is flying out to America this weekend to talk to the Producers of American Horror Story.




THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE......................

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ANDY SAYS HE KNOWS THE REASON THAT WE WILL HAVE POOR AIR QUALITY TOMORROW IS BECAUSE BETTY IS HAVING A STEAMED BATH, HE SAID DO NOT FEAR THOUGH SHE ONLY HAS ONE, ONCE A YEAR........................DEAR O DEAR



BREAKING......ANDY SAYS HE KNOWS WHY WE ARE GETTING.AIR POLLUTION TOMORROW, AND NOTHING.TO DO WITH.WEATHER ??!? .

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BANGER SAYS HES GOT A,RECORD,  WELL WE KNOW THST,  HES BEEN WANTED FOR AGES.

BUT HE CLAIMS THST HE MEANS HE HAS A VINYL RECORD EVERYBODY WOULD WANT, REALLY????

BREAKING........BANGER CLAIMS HES GOT A RECORD????

BREAKING....... BERTY.BIG TEETH SAYS HES FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO GET HES TEETH IN TO????.

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

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BANGER SAYS NEVER MIND THE CAMBRIDGE / OXFORD BOAT RACE THIS WEEKEND,  HES TRAINING FOR THE BANGER BOAT RACE,. WHAT? WHERE?  WHEN? MORE DETAILS AS WE GET THEM

BREAKING....... BANGER IN TRAINING NOW FOR BANGER BOAT RACE????

                                

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WITH THE GRAND NATIONAL THIS SAT BUNTY SAYS HER PHILLYS ARE IN FINE FILLY.

HOWEVER BUNTY HAS EXPRESSER CONCERN THAT THE RACE MANAGEMENT HAVE CIGAR SMOKING ROUND TYE RACE COURSE IS STRICTLY BANNER, BUNTY SAID HER HORSES OR BOYS AS SHE CALLS THEM  RUN FASTER WHEN PUFFING ON A CIGAR....DEAR O DEAR


BREAKING.......... BUNTYS BOYS IN TRAINING FOR GRAND NATIONAL.???

                      

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BANGER WOULD LIKE A PIPE BANK HOLIDAY,  WE HAVR A BANK.HOLIDAY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE SO LETS HAVE A PIPE BANK.HOLIDAY A FEW TIMES S YEARB, WHEN WE CAN ALL PUFF AWAY TOGETHER 

Friday, 3 April 2015

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YES AFTER DRESSING UP AS AN EASTER BUNNY THIS MORNING, THIS AFTERNOON HE DRESSED UP AS A HUMAN EASTER EGG. AGAIN RUNNING UP TO PEOPLE SHOUTING HAPPY EASTER, GIVE US YOUR EGGS AND RUNNING OFF, UNBELIEVABLE, WHAT A DAY.....................

BREAKING.................... ITS GETS WORSE......BANGER THE HUMAN EASTER EGG?????

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NOT SUCH A GOOD FRIDAY FOR MANY, BECAUSE BANGER WAS OUT ON THE STREETS DRESSED UP AS AN EASTER BUNNY  THIS MORNING GRABBING PEOPLES EASTER EGGS.

LOTS OF CHILDREN WERE LEFT IN TEARS, AS HE POUNCED ON THEM SHOUTING HAPPY EASTER THEN RUNN ING OFF WITH THEIR EGGS, SHAME ON YOU ANDY ..................

BREAKING...........................NOT SUCH A GOOD FRIDAY ????

Thursday, 2 April 2015

BREAKING.......................BUNTY SAYS SHE WOULD LIKE A WOMANS HOUR ON BBC RADIO 4, A CIGAR HOUR?????

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VERA SAYS YET AGAIN THE STATION IS IN  NEED BADLY OF A VERA SUPER CLEAN,  SHE SAID THE FACILITIES HAVE YET AGAIN  BEEN NEGLECTED.

ITS A DISGRACE SHE SAID, I CANNOT  BELIEVE PEOPLE WILL LET STANDARDS FALL THIS LOW.................

BREAKING..........................SUPER VERA CLEAN??????


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READY FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL EASTER PARADES?? WELL THE BANGERS SAY THEY WILL DELIVER ONE TO REMEMBER.

MAD HATTER .................BANGER

FAIRY GODMOTHER..................;BUNTY


EASTER BUNNY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BETTY


BUNNY RABBIT.....................BERTY BIG TEETH


EASTER BUNNY.....................FELICITY



BRUISER....................SECURITY



WATCH OUT AS THIS FAMILY WILL PARADE DONE YOUR STREET SOMETIME OVER EASTER............................

BREAKING...... BANGER EASTER PARADE?!!!


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FANCY A HOT CROSS BUN, WE ARE SURE YOU DO.BUT SO. SURE YOUD LIKE THE NANGER VARIETY..

ANDY SAYS BETTY HAS BEEN.SWEATING OVER THESE BUNS FOR DAYS. APPARANTLEY THEY ARE ROCK.HARD BUNS WITH ONLY.HALF A CROSS ON  THEN WE ACTUALLY.BOUNCED ONE OFF THE FLOOR THEY WERE SO.HARD, ANDY.INSISTS THEY ARE FRESH.???!?

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

BREAKING........ BANGERS HOT CROSS BUNS????

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EL BEE HAS GATHERED SOME FRIENDS FOR WHAT HE CALLS AN EASTER RALLY.

WE WILL.BE TOURING PARTS OF THE UK. HE SAID.  ME AND THE BOYS,  ITS EVEN RUMOURED THST IAN COLYER MIGHT BE JOINING THEM....

BREAKING...... EL BEES EASTER RALLY????

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WE HEAR ANFY HAS BEEN GOING.AROUND ACTING THE FOOL. NOTHING NEW THERE RXCEPT IT BEING APRIL FOOOS DSY HES BEEN APPROACHNG
PENSIONERS IN.THE STREET PLAYING TRICKS ON.THEM.

HOWEVER ONR ELDERLY LADY.GOT HER OWN BACK AND SHOUTED YOU FOOL.AND WHACKED HIM.WITH HER HAND BAG